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What is the male equivalent for flowers

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A crate of beer?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A vagina.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

A finely cooked steak

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Sandwich

Or

Blowjob

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Copy of the racing post and 20 B&H…

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Copy of the racing post and 20 B&H…"

That would have been perfect for my ex husband.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

(Flowers)...Presents...and least of all, a wedding ring!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A soapy tit wank

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Battered sausage and chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and BJ day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of Stella and a Yorkie bar from 2001 (they're not for girls)

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Has to be a blow job x

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By *ent1000Man
over a year ago

swanley

I love flowers and a blow job

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire


" "

M and Ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fistful of spanners?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Cooking them their favourite dinner and dressing up in sexy underwear

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By *ent1000Man
over a year ago

swanley


"Cooking them their favourite dinner and dressing up in sexy underwear "

Oh I’m pretty good in the Kent tchen so why don’t I cook dinner and you wear the underwear

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Cooking them their favourite dinner and dressing up in sexy underwear "

Life is too short for food and clothes!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Stamens

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Food!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking them their favourite dinner and dressing up in sexy underwear "

Perfect night xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tool kit

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Cheesecake and a wank.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Flowers too, saw a thing saying in general most men don’t receive their first flowers until their funeral which seems so sad

More flowers for men while they’re with us please

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Why does there need to be a male equivalent? I would love to be given flowers (although I prefer to see them in nature)

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Steak and blowjob day

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Flowers too, saw a thing saying in general most men don’t receive their first flowers until their funeral which seems so sad

More flowers for men while they’re with us please "

Jinx!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Blowjob , finger in the arse and tell me im pretty!!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

A fourpack of beer, or a slab if its a nice bouquet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of ice cold Stella

X 5

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

A good whipping....

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i


"Flowers too, saw a thing saying in general most men don’t receive their first flowers until their funeral which seems so sad

More flowers for men while they’re with us please

Jinx!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BJ

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Maya buys Me a present I say can you knows in don't like her spending money .so in ask can you

Eat it or is an elephant .

Been doing this for years

3 mths ago she bought me an

Elephant keyring .

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Flowers too, saw a thing saying in general most men don’t receive their first flowers until their funeral which seems so sad

More flowers for men while they’re with us please "

Yes! I LOVE getting flowers. Why do we assume they are only for women?

Peonies, friesias, and old-fashioned roses, if you are asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flowers. I'm not keen on roses around my piano, but tu-lips round my organ, that's a different matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjob , finger in the arse and tell me im pretty!! "

Ffs and all we're getting is some poxy flowers?!

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"A vagina. "

That tracks. When presented with one I smile, give it a big old sniff and say "How lovely, thank you!".

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Handing him a warm thong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst I don't like the suggestion flowers are just for women....they aren't something I'd appreciate.

Frankly a BJ would be more appreciated...but if I got tickets for a gig or something I'd take that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flowers too, saw a thing saying in general most men don’t receive their first flowers until their funeral which seems so sad

More flowers for men while they’re with us please "

This has actually made me feel sad ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doughnuts. Please and thank you

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Doughnuts. Please and thank you "
Man Utd season ticket ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A cactus.

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Steak and a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap On tool kit.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Their favorite flowers. No equivalent needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doughnuts. Please and thank you

Man Utd season ticket ? "

Hmmm... Could I hate-watch them enough times for it to be worth it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snap On tool kit."
lol true !!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to buy my late partner violet creams as a treat as they where his favourite.

I must admit I've never bought a man flowers apart for on graves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it if a woman can do a good cup of tea

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Doughnuts. Please and thank you

Man Utd season ticket ?

Hmmm... Could I hate-watch them enough times for it to be worth it? "

just switched over now . Poor performance

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"A vagina. "

Is that the vase?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A classic car

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Wife is sat in the front room talking to her mate and they spot her husband coming down the driveway with a big bunch of flowers in his arms.

"Oh that's so romantic!" says her mate

"That just means I've got to spend half the night with my legs apart stuck in the air!" The wife says.

Her mate replies "Why, haven't you got a vase?"

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