FabSwingers.com forum: if you were a car

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were a used car for sale what would your mileage be based on your sexual encounters, and what would your description say about you?

I would be good little runner with low mileage, and has a good bit of poke when needed.

Body work needs a little attention, but with some tlc will be a great purchase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a reliable good runner with a few scrapes and dents. I'd be good at long distance journeys and could handle a fast pace! Short journeys wouldn't be a problem and my mileage is ticking over quite nicely but no where near the time for the scrap yard! Oh and I'd be red!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about the other stuff,,,, but obviousy I’d be left-hand drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be an Alfa Romeo.

Frequently broken but when I'm running I'm just fabulous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a reliable good runner with a few scrapes and dents. I'd be good at long distance journeys and could handle a fast pace! Short journeys wouldn't be a problem and my mileage is ticking over quite nicely but no where near the time for the scrap yard! Oh and I'd be red!

I look forward to taking you for a test drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One careful owner. The rest have been arseholes

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

nice classic sports tourer good on the open road and on the tight twisty stuff loves the curves and fantastic grip .

responds well to a good polis now and again not overly thirsty and no oil smoke

never raced or rallied chassis strait with no rot

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'd be a performance sports car - goes like the clappers when running, needs confident handling and runs best with an assured driver who's willing to learn my foibles but currently in the garage having some work done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a reliable old workhorse, had a few owners but starts first time every time. Bodywork in need of maintenance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vauxhall cavalier, getting old and rickity, struggling to start in the morning, back fires alot, expensive on the gas, not great top end, but a good sized body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the Austin Allegro

Nuff said!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Seeing is believing

RHD

MPV

FDSH

VGC

TNT

TDI

First to see will buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

33000miles. On a 79 plate. Hi top. Very long wheel base. Gose like a bat out of hell round a circuit. Or evan better on a long distance run.

Body work in fantastic condition. Front pipe could do with a little tlc. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the Austin Allegro

Nuff said!"

Already scrapped ?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the Austin Allegro

Nuff said!"

You look the same from behind as you do from the front?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

An MGB, a love/ hate relationship but once you've had one you can never let go completely (I miss my MG)

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

I'd be a megane due to my big bum. Fairly low mileage plenty left in me yet. Lots of poke but the size of my bodywork isn't for everyone.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sold for parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sold for parts

Put me first in line for your size six shoes!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Very dangerous car. Buy at your own risk

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Sold for parts

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...at 36???

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

An old banger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a used car for sale what would your mileage be based on your sexual encounters, and what would your description say about you?

I would be good little runner with low mileage, and has a good bit of poke when needed.

Body work needs a little attention, but with some tlc will be a great purchase.

lotus.... lots of trouble usually SEXUAL

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Sold for parts

Put me first in line for your size six shoes!

In a size 8

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Sold for parts

...at 36???

I'm 32 you cheeky git lol

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

A clapped out old banger! Body work beyond repair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the Austin Allegro

Nuff said!

Already scrapped ?? Lol"

Pretty much!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Off the road...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few smiles on the cock.

Might need hand-cranking sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the Austin Allegro

Nuff said!

You look the same from behind as you do from the front?

That has been said of me many,many times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me I'd be a fun ride ....... plenty of mileage left ....... all parts in good working order ........... very reliable ........ completes the journey ..... body work not tooo bad, headlights well prominent lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Me I'd be a fun ride ....... plenty of mileage left ....... all parts in good working order ........... very reliable ........ completes the journey ..... body work not tooo bad, headlights well prominent lol

You forgot dodgy tailgate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a pink land rover,slightly on the big side, not designed for the city, girly, bit of a guzzler, but can take a rough ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot dodgy tailgate

oh yeah I did ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford Fix Or Repair Daily, hence always in need of attention, must be hand started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot dodgy tailgate

oh yeah I did ..........

perhaps I should say has a sting in the tail ............. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sold for parts

Put me first in line for your size six shoes!

In a size 8

Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a golf cart hahaha take the scenic route and get there in me own good time

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Probably a pink land rover,slightly on the big side, not designed for the city, girly, bit of a guzzler, but can take a rough ride.

I was going to say Land Rover Defender...

Likes it rough and dirty...

Needs a firm hand to control.

Average milage but mainly used in the rough and some times found in deep water

V8 a bit thirsty but loads of grunt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Capri. Old but shapely and still catches the eye to old car enthusiasts. Higher than average mileage but an experienced ride that will go round the block many times to come. Oh log book is lost...

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Sold for parts

...at 36???

I'm 32 you cheeky git lol "
...I thought they start putting all cars up for parts from 36

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