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"I'm glad you asked. Deep breath... Here is my plan, which is almost all in place First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape. Do not use fire arms! The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead. I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA "I think you have the right idea but I would use a rifle with a silencer, long distance kills are safest, don't want blood splatter just encase I have a cut that could get infected, I would have a sword for close up if it came to that | |||
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"Not much fun ruling the world with nobody to lord it over, sorry for putting a spanner in the works of your dastardly plan" Over 6 billion on the planet I think there will be at least a few million survivors all around the world, my plans might still come true, just as long as someone doesn't get all the wagon wheels because I would def trade for them lol | |||
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"If it was the end of the world and the dead were rising its obvious you would hunt for weapons and as much food and water as you could carry but what else would you try and get, I would want toilet roll and tooth paste and brushes, if you found a safe place you could defend you could trade for what ever you want if you had things that would become luxuries " Yeah but hang-on ….. How do we know you’re not a Zombies Spy conducting a fact finding mission gathering intelligence before the apocalypse.......Eh! So I'm say'in nowt,,,  | |||
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"I love the fact that people think that silencers actually work like they do in movies! " They're not even called silencers. While they do reduce the sound fairly significantly its still around 80db which is plenty loud enough. Their main objective is to alter the sound so it doesn't sound like a gunshot. | |||
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"I love the fact that people think that silencers actually work like they do in movies! " Well as I have shot a rifle with a silencer fitted and it muffles the sound but not completely silences it I think a shot from a few hundred feet would be ok, but I would have to agree a cross bow or a compound bow is the way to go for totally silent undead kills  | |||
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"I love the fact that people think that silencers actually work like they do in movies! Well as I have shot a rifle with a silencer fitted and it muffles the sound but not completely silences it I think a shot from a few hundred feet would be ok, but I would have to agree a cross bow or a compound bow is the way to go for totally silent undead kills "You should try firing my .338 with a SUPPRESSOR. It's still pretty loud and can be heard about 100m away, there's no way to stop the sonic boom generated by a projectile. This is all assuming that these weapons are feely available, which they aren't in this country. Best make you own bows and keep your knives sharp. | |||
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"If it was the end of the world and the dead were rising its obvious you would hunt for weapons and as much food and water as you could carry but what else would you try and get, I would want toilet roll and tooth paste and brushes, if you found a safe place you could defend you could trade for what ever you want if you had things that would become luxuries Yeah but hang-on ….. How do we know you’re not a Zombies Spy conducting a fact finding mission gathering intelligence before the apocalypse.......Eh! So I'm say'in nowt,,, "Simple. .. Zombies cant type messages on forums! | |||
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"I love the fact that people think that silencers actually work like they do in movies! They're not even called silencers. While they do reduce the sound fairly significantly its still around 80db which is plenty loud enough. Their main objective is to alter the sound so it doesn't sound like a gunshot. " True, I have a friend in a gun club and his non so called silencer quacks. | |||
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"I love the fact that people think that silencers actually work like they do in movies! Well as I have shot a rifle with a silencer fitted and it muffles the sound but not completely silences it I think a shot from a few hundred feet would be ok, but I would have to agree a cross bow or a compound bow is the way to go for totally silent undead kills
You should try firing my .338 with a SUPPRESSOR. It's still pretty loud and can be heard about 100m away, there's no way to stop the sonic boom generated by a projectile.
This is all assuming that these weapons are feely available, which they aren't in this country.
Best make you own bows and keep your knives sharp."Errrr seeing as every one is getting geeky ....not all rounds are supersonic....many are subsonic, like 9mm parabellum rounds. Good day  | |||
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"I love the fact that people think that silencers actually work like they do in movies! They're not even called silencers. While they do reduce the sound fairly significantly its still around 80db which is plenty loud enough. Their main objective is to alter the sound so it doesn't sound like a gunshot. True, I have a friend in a gun club and his non so called silencer quacks. " My suppressor sounds like a really loud, painful fart! The sound is different depending on the calibre of weapon and manufacturer of the suppressor. Red Jacket Firearms even make them for shotguns. | |||
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"I love the fact that people think that silencers actually work like they do in movies! Well as I have shot a rifle with a silencer fitted and it muffles the sound but not completely silences it I think a shot from a few hundred feet would be ok, but I would have to agree a cross bow or a compound bow is the way to go for totally silent undead kills
You should try firing my .338 with a SUPPRESSOR. It's still pretty loud and can be heard about 100m away, there's no way to stop the sonic boom generated by a projectile.
This is all assuming that these weapons are feely available, which they aren't in this country.
Best make you own bows and keep your knives sharp.
Errrr seeing as every one is getting geeky ....not all rounds are supersonic....many are subsonic, like 9mm parabellum rounds. Good day "A standard 9mm Parabellum is actually supersonic. You can however purchase subsonic reduced loads should you wish, you can for this for most calibres. Other factors regarding muzzle velocities are barrel length and ambient temperature/humidity. | |||
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"I'm glad you asked. Deep breath... Here is my plan, which is almost all in place First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape. Do not use fire arms! The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead. I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA "did you write the book z war as this is almost a direct quote from it | |||
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"I'm glad you asked. Deep breath... Here is my plan, which is almost all in place First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape. Do not use fire arms! The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead. I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA "i would gladly become buffet for you funky | |||
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"I love the fact that people think that silencers actually work like they do in movies! Well as I have shot a rifle with a silencer fitted and it muffles the sound but not completely silences it I think a shot from a few hundred feet would be ok, but I would have to agree a cross bow or a compound bow is the way to go for totally silent undead kills
You should try firing my .338 with a SUPPRESSOR. It's still pretty loud and can be heard about 100m away, there's no way to stop the sonic boom generated by a projectile.
This is all assuming that these weapons are feely available, which they aren't in this country.
Best make you own bows and keep your knives sharp.
Errrr seeing as every one is getting geeky ....not all rounds are supersonic....many are subsonic, like 9mm parabellum rounds. Good day
A standard 9mm Parabellum is actually supersonic. You can however purchase subsonic reduced loads should you wish, you can for this for most calibres.
Other factors regarding muzzle velocities are barrel length and ambient temperature/humidity."Not the ones we use even with upgraded grain...approx 900ft per sec. Here endeth my involvement in geek talk | |||
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"I love the fact that people think that silencers actually work like they do in movies! Well as I have shot a rifle with a silencer fitted and it muffles the sound but not completely silences it I think a shot from a few hundred feet would be ok, but I would have to agree a cross bow or a compound bow is the way to go for totally silent undead kills
You should try firing my .338 with a SUPPRESSOR. It's still pretty loud and can be heard about 100m away, there's no way to stop the sonic boom generated by a projectile.
This is all assuming that these weapons are feely available, which they aren't in this country.
Best make you own bows and keep your knives sharp.
Errrr seeing as every one is getting geeky ....not all rounds are supersonic....many are subsonic, like 9mm parabellum rounds. Good day
A standard 9mm Parabellum is actually supersonic. You can however purchase subsonic reduced loads should you wish, you can for this for most calibres.
Other factors regarding muzzle velocities are barrel length and ambient temperature/humidity.
Not the ones we use even with upgraded grain...approx 900ft per sec. Here endeth my involvement in geek talk "Average muzzle velocity from a Baretta M9 is 1028fps which is supersonic. What altitude you shooting at? Never seen an mv that low from a 9mm. Even at sea level they easily exceed 950-1000fps | |||
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"Hollow point...sea level....you're far more knowledgeable than I am ! I just use them though glock 17's " Two problems there then. You barrel is too short and your projectile is too light (my figures were based on FMJ). The new Glock is nothing more than a compromise. I hate 9mm as a side arm, it lacks stopping power. They should have adopted the FNP-45. | |||
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"I'm glad you asked. Deep breath... Here is my plan, which is almost all in place First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape. Do not use fire arms! The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead. I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA "Shit that was my plan still better safe then sorry best stock up on zombie books and duct tape as we all know that zombies can not bite though duct tape armour | |||
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"Who knew therr were so many Glock users in here.... I know where there is an armoured car so would add that to my equipment. What about fire as a weapon, petrol bombs etc..." Were yes ! I did find myself getting drawn in to that conversation....bizarre seeing as this is a swingers site lol | |||
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"Who knew therr were so many Glock users in here..." I carried a Sig...lol | |||
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"Who knew therr were so many Glock users in here.... I know where there is an armoured car so would add that to my equipment. What about fire as a weapon, petrol bombs etc... Were yes ! I did find myself getting drawn in to that conversation....bizarre seeing as this is a swingers site lol " Naaah, it was good. Always nice to talk to someone who knows a few things about that kind of stuff. | |||
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"Who knew therr were so many Glock users in here.... I know where there is an armoured car so would add that to my equipment. What about fire as a weapon, petrol bombs etc... Were yes ! I did find myself getting drawn in to that conversation....bizarre seeing as this is a swingers site lol Naaah, it was good. Always nice to talk to someone who knows a few things about that kind of stuff." Lol don't draw me back.....Sig top equipment but as usual powers to be say its too expensive. lot of Walter mittys on here.....everyones ex 2 para or 42....I was dubious at first but you knew your stuff....happy zombie hunting | |||
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"My biggest idea in life if I won the lottery would be to pay 300 extras to dress as zombies and to rush the doggers in a certain dogging spot in the mids "Lmao get the seagulls too | |||
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"My biggest idea in life if I won the lottery would be to pay 300 extras to dress as zombies and to rush the doggers in a certain dogging spot in the mids "That's so funny!! I'm sure there are people who'd do it for free | |||
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"Errrrrr, far to many people seem to be in the know regarding firearms.....would be more scared of them than the zombies. Anyway, would make a good catapult from my suspender straps "A gun is only a tool. How about a chainsaw...lol | |||
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"Who knew therr were so many Glock users in here.... I know where there is an armoured car so would add that to my equipment. What about fire as a weapon, petrol bombs etc... Were yes ! I did find myself getting drawn in to that conversation....bizarre seeing as this is a swingers site lol Naaah, it was good. Always nice to talk to someone who knows a few things about that kind of stuff. Lol don't draw me back.....Sig top equipment but as usual powers to be say its too expensive. lot of Walter mittys on here.....everyones ex 2 para or 42....I was dubious at first but you knew your stuff....happy zombie hunting "I'm former 1 Para SFSG so we got to pick our own kit...lol Back on topic. I'll take binoculars, some tampons, some glycerin, some water purification tablets, some sugar, some salt and a load of other stuff I can't be bothered to btype on my phone! | |||
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"If you've got a couple of guns you can take anything you need from the people who have decided they don't need guns... "The not so clever people sure, but there is one thing just as dangerous as a hungry man with a gun; a clever man with two empty hands! | |||
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"If you've got a couple of guns you can take anything you need from the people who have decided they don't need guns... "Not if they're within 21 feet of you you can't. | |||
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"If you've got a couple of guns you can take anything you need from the people who have decided they don't need guns...
Not if they're within 21 feet of you you can't."Too close for accuracy? | |||
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"Too close to track a moving target. " I think I read that in World War Z haha | |||
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"Too close to track a moving target. I think I read that in World War Z haha" It's part of small arms training. Under 21 feet you either want a fixed bayonet and know how to use a knife properly. | |||
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"My biggest idea in life if I won the lottery would be to pay 300 extras to dress as zombies and to rush the doggers in a certain dogging spot in the mids
That's so funny!! I'm sure there are people who'd do it for free"Hell I would do that just for a joke, might have to look in to it lol | |||
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"I'm glad you asked. Deep breath... Here is my plan, which is almost all in place First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape. Do not use fire arms! The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead. I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA "I love how your mind works room for one more | |||
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"Too close to track a moving target. " Was in the C.C.F. and have my marksman's badge so know this is true
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"Not much fun ruling the world with nobody to lord it over, sorry for putting a spanner in the works of your dastardly plan Over 6 billion on the planet I think there will be at least a few million survivors all around the world, my plans might still come true, just as long as someone doesn't get all the wagon wheels because I would def trade for them lol" Ha, we live ten minutes away from.where they are made. | |||
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I would stock up on sugar lumps and throw handfulls at them as this makes them explode "Actually, sugar when mixed with a certain kind of easily available killer is highly explosive. | |||
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"If you've got a couple of guns you can take anything you need from the people who have decided they don't need guns...
Not if they're within 21 feet of you you can't.
Too close for accuracy?"If you've got guns, you'll have knives. I wouldn't knowingly let some one get that close... And I'd want a couple of mp5s and an AI sniper rifle... | |||
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"If you've got a couple of guns you can take anything you need from the people who have decided they don't need guns...
Not if they're within 21 feet of you you can't.
Too close for accuracy?
If you've got guns, you'll have knives.
I wouldn't knowingly let some one get that close... And I'd want a couple of mp5s and an AI sniper rifle..."I already (legally) own an AI-AX.338, so I'm already ahead...lol | |||
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"And I'd want a couple of mp5s and an AI sniper rifle..." In a zombie apoc that would be a bit risky. MP5's are gonna waste rare and hard to find local ammo and you're gonna want to switch to full auto with a beast like that AND a sniper rifle... If you're outdoors sniping, your one eye is focussed on a far away position instead of the hordes wandering around, you're going to have to know how to fire accurately with and against the wind AND one shot and how many are going to be notified of your position? Even if you did it from a window, you'd be trapped in the building with the commencing undead activity | |||
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"Too close to track a moving target. Was in the C.C.F. and have my marksman's badge so know this is true
I would stock up on sugar lumps and throw handfulls at them as this makes them explode
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"Too close to track a moving target. Was in the C.C.F. and have my marksman's badge so know this is true
I would stock up on sugar lumps and throw handfulls at them as this makes them explode
Actually, sugar when mixed with a certain kind of easily available killer is highly explosive.
Sorry, forgot the killer bit, but knew that as well "Lol.... We should party some time....haha! | |||
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"If it was the end of the world and the dead were rising its obvious you would hunt for weapons and as much food and water as you could carry but what else would you try and get, I would want toilet roll and tooth paste and brushes, if you found a safe place you could defend you could trade for what ever you want if you had things that would become luxuries Yeah but hang-on ….. How do we know you’re not a Zombies Spy conducting a fact finding mission gathering intelligence before the apocalypse.......Eh! So I'm say'in nowt,,,
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"If it was the end of the world and the dead were rising its obvious you would hunt for weapons and as much food and water as you could carry but what else would you try and get, I would want toilet roll and tooth paste and brushes, if you found a safe place you could defend you could trade for what ever you want if you had things that would become luxuries " What do you mean 'if'? It's already started in Bridgend. | |||
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"Too close to track a moving target. I think I read that in World War Z haha It's part of small arms training. Under 21 feet you either want a fixed bayonet and know how to use a knife properly." ?? So if they are say 19 feet away you going to use a bayonet? Must be a long frigging bayonet. | |||
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"Too close to track a moving target. I think I read that in World War Z haha It's part of small arms training. Under 21 feet you either want a fixed bayonet and know how to use a knife properly. ?? So if they are say 19 feet away you going to use a bayonet? Must be a long frigging bayonet." They are refering to if someone is 21 feet or less and they run at you, you will not have a big enough gap to be able to draw and fire before they are on you... I agree what people are saying about noise. However I would still want guns and ammo. Your arm is going to tire pretty quick crushing skulls.... Did anyone see the zombie film set in the bb house a few years back? At the end they should have petrol bombed the hundreds at the gate before opening it a while later.. I quite clearly watched too many episodes of walking dead today.... | |||
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"Too close to track a moving target. I think I read that in World War Z haha It's part of small arms training. Under 21 feet you either want a fixed bayonet and know how to use a knife properly. ?? So if they are say 19 feet away you going to use a bayonet? Must be a long frigging bayonet. They are refering to if someone is 21 feet or less and they run at you, you will not have a big enough gap to be able to draw and fire before they are on you... I agree what people are saying about noise. However I would still want guns and ammo. Your arm is going to tire pretty quick crushing skulls.... Did anyone see the zombie film set in the bb house a few years back? At the end they should have petrol bombed the hundreds at the gate before opening it a while later.. I quite clearly watched too many episodes of walking dead today...." Yeah use guns for last resort. The bb zombie thing was dead set. It's ace If it happened I'd shave my head too. Less for them to grab. It'd suck to do that though | |||
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"If it was the end of the world and the dead were rising its obvious you would hunt for weapons and as much food and water as you could carry but what else would you try and get, I would want toilet roll and tooth paste and brushes, if you found a safe place you could defend you could trade for what ever you want if you had things that would become luxuries " Follow the USA Government, Cloverfield they have called it, for real, the Yanks, bloody strange bunch lol | |||
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"If it was the end of the world and the dead were rising its obvious you would hunt for weapons and as much food and water as you could carry but what else would you try and get, I would want toilet roll and tooth paste and brushes, if you found a safe place you could defend you could trade for what ever you want if you had things that would become luxuries Follow the USA Government, Cloverfield they have called it, for real, the Yanks, bloody strange bunch lol" Sweeping statement alert ! Lol | |||
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"I'm glad you asked. Deep breath... Here is my plan, which is almost all in place First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape. Do not use fire arms! The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead. I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA did you write the book z war as this is almost a direct quote from it"Nope, never heard of it, I've read The Zombie Survival guide, which has lot's of top tips on surviving Z Day. | |||
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"I'm glad you asked. Deep breath... Here is my plan, which is almost all in place First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape. Do not use fire arms! The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead. I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shit that was my plan still better safe then sorry best stock up on zombie books and duct tape as we all know that zombies can not bite though duct tape armour "As has been pointed out I might get a bit lonely afterwards so I am inviting a select group, I will pencil you in. I will need a few people to help out firing up brewery engines and Greggs ovens to make food and drink, I can't do it alone. Also we need an internet tube technician for the lolcats. | |||
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"I'm glad you asked. Deep breath... Here is my plan, which is almost all in place First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape. Do not use fire arms! The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead. I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA did you write the book z war as this is almost a direct quote from it
Nope, never heard of it, I've read The Zombie Survival guide, which has lot's of top tips on surviving Z Day. "World War Z is written by the same guy who wrote that. It's also been.made into a shit film | |||
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"As I see it, there are a few key points to take into account when defending from, or attacking Zombies: firstly, the buggers go around in packs, so you need something which has a high enough rate of fire to take 'em out before the others get to you before you can reload. This makes a crossbow redundant unless it's at a decent range. Secondly, they are attracted by the sound of gunfire, and cluster as they get nearer to the source of the sound, which makes the first point even more relevant. Personally, as archaic as it's sounds, I would go for a Long Bow. Powerful (just ask the French!), silent, and the rate of fire (if historical accounts are accepted as accurate) is, at up to 20 arrows a minute, high enough to take out a group of Zombies. Well, that's my take on it any way.. "See, go medieval, build a moat and booby traps etc. Bringin the pain, Home Alone style hahaha | |||
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"Well if you watch the classic American film osombie (blue ray ) it shows that zombies also hunt alone or in pairs. This is ideal for taking the buggers out with the pointy stick. Also if you lose or break pointy stick there should be no problem finding another one "Hahaha I will stick to the Romero kind. You can take them out any damn way. With a screwdriver to the eardrum, machete to the skull, garden tools to the face etc. The world is my oyster | |||
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"Id just go to my mates who is a military weapon specialist :-3.. He has everything from samari swords to WW1 and WW2 weapons.. Not to mention the .55 cal rifel he has.. Plus a 9m hand gun.. Im sorted .. "But how can you carry all that ammo especially .55? Pointy stick lite weight, disposable & comes in different sizes for close quarter or long range ( about 5 ft ) use | |||
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"Id just go to my mates who is a military weapon specialist :-3.. He has everything from samari swords to WW1 and WW2 weapons.. Not to mention the .55 cal rifel he has.. Plus a 9m hand gun.. Im sorted ..
But how can you carry all that ammo especially .55? Pointy stick lite weight, disposable & comes in different sizes for close quarter or long range ( about 5 ft ) use "Easy there will be a few of us.. Ive already planned my trip ..
And pointy stick isnt a good weapon of choice.. What happens if your attacked by a hoard.. Point stick wont be a good thing..
Hand gun = Side Arm Satchel
Rifel = On Shoulder Strap
Samari = Tied to belt..
Combat Knives = Attached to belt.
Enough weapons for close combat with the knives and samari..
Hand gun for emergencies only..
Rifel for long rang target practise .. Hahahaha.. | |||
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"Id just go to my mates who is a military weapon specialist :-3.. He has everything from samari swords to WW1 and WW2 weapons.. Not to mention the .55 cal rifel he has.. Plus a 9m hand gun.. Im sorted ..
But how can you carry all that ammo especially .55? Pointy stick lite weight, disposable & comes in different sizes for close quarter or long range ( about 5 ft ) use
Easy there will be a few of us.. Ive already planned my trip ..
And pointy stick isnt a good weapon of choice.. What happens if your attacked by a hoard.. Point stick wont be a good thing..
Hand gun = Side Arm Satchel
Rifel = On Shoulder Strap
Samari = Tied to belt..
Combat Knives = Attached to belt.
Enough weapons for close combat with the knives and samari..
Hand gun for emergencies only..
Rifel for long rang target practise .. Hahahaha.. "But from what i'v seen zombies are slow moving beasties so jab and run jab and run. Also if in a group form a square ( standard army practise in the eighteen hundreds ) all round protection | |||
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"World War Z is written by the same guy who wrote that. It's also been.made into a shit film I love it how all the people who loved the books knows it's going to be shit lol studio only bought the name by the looks of the trailer" And everyone who haven't read the book think it looks good. The zombies flow like water and the cgi is shit | |||
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"Id just go to my mates who is a military weapon specialist :-3.. He has everything from samari swords to WW1 and WW2 weapons.. Not to mention the .55 cal rifel he has.. Plus a 9m hand gun.. Im sorted ..
But how can you carry all that ammo especially .55? Pointy stick lite weight, disposable & comes in different sizes for close quarter or long range ( about 5 ft ) use
Easy there will be a few of us.. Ive already planned my trip ..
And pointy stick isnt a good weapon of choice.. What happens if your attacked by a hoard.. Point stick wont be a good thing..
Hand gun = Side Arm Satchel
Rifel = On Shoulder Strap
Samari = Tied to belt..
Combat Knives = Attached to belt.
Enough weapons for close combat with the knives and samari..
Hand gun for emergencies only..
Rifel for long rang target practise .. Hahahaha..
But from what i'v seen zombies are slow moving beasties so jab and run jab and run. Also if in a group form a square ( standard army practise in the eighteen hundreds ) all round protection "Roman sheilds would be an advantage too lol.. Baracades.. Going solo or in a small group of round 2 - 4 people inclcuding yourself is a good idea.. In that group you should have.. Female .. Welder, electricain, and pilot. Other things are optional. Haha | |||
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"Ok guys, this is getting like a pissing contest. Aside from the guys who've been in the forces, do any of you know how to accurately fire and maintain these weapons you're talking about? Also, most swords are just for show. You'd need a proper sword not a movie replica. Yes that was paraphrased from ZSG." I know how to fire and maintain the weapons but just to much hassle to carry around all the added crap you need to do this long term. Hence I'll say it again get a fecking pointy stick | |||
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"Why not take all the fuel out of those cars and then use them as barriers?" That's what I'd do with crap ones. The Land Rovers would be kept back for the survivors to use as team vehicles. Medicine can be found in many places. There would be survivors from all walks of life so you should find all types of skills. Obviously no chavs would survive... | |||
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"Why not take all the fuel out of those cars and then use them as barriers? That's what I'd do with crap ones. The Land Rovers would be kept back for the survivors to use as team vehicles. Medicine can be found in many places. There would be survivors from all walks of life so you should find all types of skills. Obviously no chavs would survive..." You'd have to A-Team it and put mesh on the windows. Chavs would be welcome in my 'zombie fortress'. As bait of course | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes" If you want to know all there is to know about zombies, go sign on at the Jobcentre hahaha alternatively if you're really brave and want to jump in the deep end... spend a few hours in Bootle Strand | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes" Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. " I've been invited to that this year | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year "I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball. | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year
I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball."That. would. be. AAAAAWESOME! | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year
I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball.
That. would. be. AAAAAWESOME!"Lol. Excited much? The one I've seen there's 3 or 4 rounds where there's like a swat team going after you and the zeds. If you survive I think you win something. Just can't remember the name | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year
I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball.
That. would. be. AAAAAWESOME!
Lol. Excited much?
The one I've seen there's 3 or 4 rounds where there's like a swat team going after you and the zeds. If you survive I think you win something. Just can't remember the name "That sounds cool but I'd have preferred a total army horde of zombies to shoot. Hey... how cool would a Zombie Krypton Factor be??? With paintball guns? | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year
I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball.
That. would. be. AAAAAWESOME!
Lol. Excited much?
The one I've seen there's 3 or 4 rounds where there's like a swat team going after you and the zeds. If you survive I think you win something. Just can't remember the name
That sounds cool but I'd have preferred a total army horde of zombies to shoot. Hey... how cool would a Zombie Krypton Factor be??? With paintball guns?"Yeah that would be pretty cool actually. But some smartass would probably say "we're gonna need a bigger gun" Holy shitballs! That's an awesome idea. Or Total Wipeout with zombies | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year
I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball.
That. would. be. AAAAAWESOME!
Lol. Excited much?
The one I've seen there's 3 or 4 rounds where there's like a swat team going after you and the zeds. If you survive I think you win something. Just can't remember the name
That sounds cool but I'd have preferred a total army horde of zombies to shoot. Hey... how cool would a Zombie Krypton Factor be??? With paintball guns?
Yeah that would be pretty cool actually. But some smartass would probably say "we're gonna need a bigger gun"
Holy shitballs! That's an awesome idea. Or Total Wipeout with zombies"Absofuckinlutely!!! | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year
I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball.
That. would. be. AAAAAWESOME!
Lol. Excited much?
The one I've seen there's 3 or 4 rounds where there's like a swat team going after you and the zeds. If you survive I think you win something. Just can't remember the name
That sounds cool but I'd have preferred a total army horde of zombies to shoot. Hey... how cool would a Zombie Krypton Factor be??? With paintball guns?
Yeah that would be pretty cool actually. But some smartass would probably say "we're gonna need a bigger gun"
Holy shitballs! That's an awesome idea. Or Total Wipeout with zombies
Absofuckinlutely!!! "Wanna go into business?
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year
I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball.
That. would. be. AAAAAWESOME!
Lol. Excited much?
The one I've seen there's 3 or 4 rounds where there's like a swat team going after you and the zeds. If you survive I think you win something. Just can't remember the name
That sounds cool but I'd have preferred a total army horde of zombies to shoot. Hey... how cool would a Zombie Krypton Factor be??? With paintball guns?
Yeah that would be pretty cool actually. But some smartass would probably say "we're gonna need a bigger gun"
Holy shitballs! That's an awesome idea. Or Total Wipeout with zombies
Absofuckinlutely!!!
Wanna go into business?
Wonder if anyone's ever done a zombie themed meet?"If I had the capital or even a quarter of it, I totally would do that. I think someone must have because zombie porn has started making the rounds. It hasn't caught on but people are sick enough so it will lol | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year
I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball.
That. would. be. AAAAAWESOME!
Lol. Excited much?
The one I've seen there's 3 or 4 rounds where there's like a swat team going after you and the zeds. If you survive I think you win something. Just can't remember the name
That sounds cool but I'd have preferred a total army horde of zombies to shoot. Hey... how cool would a Zombie Krypton Factor be??? With paintball guns?
Yeah that would be pretty cool actually. But some smartass would probably say "we're gonna need a bigger gun"
Holy shitballs! That's an awesome idea. Or Total Wipeout with zombies
Absofuckinlutely!!!
Wanna go into business?
Wonder if anyone's ever done a zombie themed meet?
If I had the capital or even a quarter of it, I totally would do that. I think someone must have because zombie porn has started making the rounds. It hasn't caught on but people are sick enough so it will lol"Yeah you're looking at a million minimum to get all the cool stuff. I'd heard about Porn Of The Dead years ago. Never seen it though. | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year
I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball.
That. would. be. AAAAAWESOME!
Lol. Excited much?
The one I've seen there's 3 or 4 rounds where there's like a swat team going after you and the zeds. If you survive I think you win something. Just can't remember the name
That sounds cool but I'd have preferred a total army horde of zombies to shoot. Hey... how cool would a Zombie Krypton Factor be??? With paintball guns?
Yeah that would be pretty cool actually. But some smartass would probably say "we're gonna need a bigger gun"
Holy shitballs! That's an awesome idea. Or Total Wipeout with zombies
Absofuckinlutely!!!
Wanna go into business?
Wonder if anyone's ever done a zombie themed meet?
If I had the capital or even a quarter of it, I totally would do that. I think someone must have because zombie porn has started making the rounds. It hasn't caught on but people are sick enough so it will lol
Yeah you're looking at a million minimum to get all the cool stuff.
I'd heard about Porn Of The Dead years ago. Never seen it though. "Lmaooooo the movie titles still tickle me. You could do it for less than a million maybe but the insurance would be the bulk of the expense. I trained in special effects and can make a mean zombie but generally that stuff can be expensive on a large scale if not time consuming. There would have to be rubber masks for many of them and then you're looking at stuntmen being the zombies so they know how not to et injured so much. All in all, that's an expensive day but it would be worth it... What would we call it? Bloody Mudders? lol | |||
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"I would want a DVD player and 20 of the best zombie movies for research and strategy purposes Why not got to the zombie game at that disused mall? It'll put you to the test for sure. Pitch black so you have to use a torch, the zombies run at you, all you have is an airsoft gun but you can't shoot em in the head. I've been invited to that this year
I'd love to go but sod paying £130 for it. There's also zombie paintball.
That. would. be. AAAAAWESOME!
Lol. Excited much?
The one I've seen there's 3 or 4 rounds where there's like a swat team going after you and the zeds. If you survive I think you win something. Just can't remember the name
That sounds cool but I'd have preferred a total army horde of zombies to shoot. Hey... how cool would a Zombie Krypton Factor be??? With paintball guns?
Yeah that would be pretty cool actually. But some smartass would probably say "we're gonna need a bigger gun"
Holy shitballs! That's an awesome idea. Or Total Wipeout with zombies
Absofuckinlutely!!!
Wanna go into business?
Wonder if anyone's ever done a zombie themed meet?
If I had the capital or even a quarter of it, I totally would do that. I think someone must have because zombie porn has started making the rounds. It hasn't caught on but people are sick enough so it will lol
Yeah you're looking at a million minimum to get all the cool stuff.
I'd heard about Porn Of The Dead years ago. Never seen it though.
Lmaooooo the movie titles still tickle me. You could do it for less than a million maybe but the insurance would be the bulk of the expense. I trained in special effects and can make a mean zombie but generally that stuff can be expensive on a large scale if not time consuming. There would have to be rubber masks for many of them and then you're looking at stuntmen being the zombies so they know how not to et injured so much. All in all, that's an expensive day but it would be worth it...
What would we call it?
Bloody Mudders? lol"Yeah plus we'd need a lot of zombies if we're doing it right. Hmmmm not too sure. I shall ponder upon it. I know the name of that zombie paintball thing now. Zombie boot camp. It's also a LARP. | |||
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"All you gun users are done for, they have numbers and no fear, same goes for the crossbow crowd reload time is way too long, defence is the answer, so I choose the JCB as my weapon of choice, dig a nice moat, use the spoil to make a lose gravel defence wall that they can't climb. "Great! You supply the JCB, I'll bring the Long Bow squad 'fer snipin' and huntin'... anyone else have a realistic addition to the team...???? Hmmmm... ?
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"All you gun users are done for, they have numbers and no fear, same goes for the crossbow crowd reload time is way too long, defence is the answer, so I choose the JCB as my weapon of choice, dig a nice moat, use the spoil to make a lose gravel defence wall that they can't climb.
Great! You supply the JCB, I'll bring the Long Bow squad 'fer snipin' and huntin'... anyone else have a realistic addition to the team...???? Hmmmm... ?
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"All you gun users are done for, they have numbers and no fear, same goes for the crossbow crowd reload time is way too long, defence is the answer, so I choose the JCB as my weapon of choice, dig a nice moat, use the spoil to make a lose gravel defence wall that they can't climb. For those occasions when I have to go visit bucky to trade wagon wheels for toilet rolls a flame thrower and a nicely armoured vehicle. breaking skulls on strong necks is hard to do, let alone on wobbly ones! just burn them ash doesn't bite! Which reminds me, in the Walking Dead WHY do they keep that old camper van that keeps breaking down when they can go into any camper van shop and get a brand new one for free!! and whats the deal of the guy on the motorbike? I love bikes but not when zombies are after me "Yeah good idea. Set em on fire and let them set anyone they grab on fire. The best thing to do is to avoid them. And maybe they keep the: camper because it was dales. Like a mobile tribute | |||
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"Yeah good idea. Set em on fire and let them set anyone they grab on fire. The best thing to do is to avoid them. And maybe they keep the: camper because it was dales. Like a mobile tribute " That will be fine, we will be behind a moat so let them spread the fire between them as for a tribute to Dale he should have upgraded it before then they wouldn't have broken down and he and the little girl who's name I can't remember may not of been eaten | |||
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"Any way the question was what other stuff would you stock pile besides food water and weapons lol, the toilet roll tooth paste and brushes are mine, in fact I want the wagon wheels as well now, I'm not trading for them "Tinned food. I already have started with "apocolypse beans". They are beans bought years ago from Lidl that are so horrible that there would have to be a apocolypse and nothing else left to eat on the planet before I would eat them. I can't bring myself to throw them away so have given them a purpose. Plus if I tried to stockpile anything I'd just eat it before the apocolypse anyway | |||
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"my highpowered jean michelle jarre lazer light show will attract many of them, queue the music then watch them being sliced by my air synthesizer " Jean Michelle Jarre is a fraud. Kudos if up get the reference | |||
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"my highpowered jean michelle jarre lazer light show will attract many of them, queue the music then watch them being sliced by my air synthesizer Jean Michelle Jarre is a fraud. Kudos if up get the reference" On the DVD Bewilderness, Bill Bailey pays homage to a Jean Michel Jarre song, and uses the line "jean michel jarre was a fraud", the song he was referring to was Oxygene 4. | |||
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"my highpowered jean michelle jarre lazer light show will attract many of them, queue the music then watch them being sliced by my air synthesizer " Saw JMJ in Barcelona at the Olympic Stadium in 1993 *courtesy of the useless information department* | |||
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