FabSwingers.com forum: Things people say when they get fired from a job

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

You will miss me when I have gone.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Bastards!’

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I don't care. There's a job coming up very soon at Spurs, Chelsea, Leeds, West Ham etc

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Wheres my money you owe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanked in the mayo (McDonald's obviously)

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Thank you!!!!!! I’ve been trying to get the punt for ages

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I fucked your wife over your office desk and your are sitting where I shot my load, sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never told you I’m from the future where I donate you a kidney.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Nobody complained when Shirley from accounts photocopied her minge at the Xmas party and copies were left on every desk in the office, but nooooooo......when my cock, balls and sherrifs badge get copied and posted in the staff room fridge apparently it puts people off their tofu......

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Didn’t want your stupid job, anyway!!

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hey boss - you're a giant fuck stick".

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

You better have deep pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never once washed my hands after using the toilet. That's your policy. Not mine.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Really! ? Awww cheers, you’ve done me a right favour, I was going to fuck off next week anyway, without telling you.

The mr

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By *utie bootyMan
over a year ago

the manor that never was

I didn't like the job anyeay, you were holding me back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit job anyway, I was looking at leaving

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I have ripped the entire client base / history anyway , look forward to competing soon sweet heart

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Ooh!

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I like Obi fox one lol its funny .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's be honest we are British.. We'd say thank you and leave.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Let's be honest we are British.. We'd say thank you and leave."

The one and only time I was 'fired' at the end of a long trial period, I'd already been tipped off it was coming and that it was a recurring theme for the company as a means to continually recruit new staff without ever giving a permanent contract, salary increase or additional benefits. It had happened to the three previous people in the job I was doing.

So I didn't say a thing.

I just handed them a letter threatening legal action and press involvement should they decline to pay the full monies owed, plus the bonus agreed when I started for completing the jobs I'd done for them. And then after watching them read it I walked out.

To say they had surprised expressions on their faces was an understatement. They did call to say they'd reconsidered and would I like to take the job on permanently but I'd already found another as I wouldn't have worked for the devious bastards if they'd doubled my pay.

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