FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest TV programme you've wanked over

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Exactly what the title says. For me it's Bargain Hunt, Izzie Balmer very rarely fails to make me want to pull one off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peppa Pig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exactly what the title says. For me it's Bargain Hunt, Izzie Balmer very rarely fails to make me want to pull one off."

Join us next time for another wank over Bargain Hunt.

Yes? YES!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Exactly what the title says. For me it's Bargain Hunt, Izzie Balmer very rarely fails to make me want to pull one off.

Join us next time for another wank over Bargain Hunt.

Yes? YES!"

Are you the new presenter?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Antiques Roadshow.

I always fire one off the wrist whenever a greedy bugger is basically told that what they’ve brought in is not worth shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exactly what the title says. For me it's Bargain Hunt, Izzie Balmer very rarely fails to make me want to pull one off.

Join us next time for another wank over Bargain Hunt.

Yes? YES!

Are you the new presenter?

I don't know. Are you going to wank over me?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Exactly what the title says. For me it's Bargain Hunt, Izzie Balmer very rarely fails to make me want to pull one off.

Join us next time for another wank over Bargain Hunt.

Yes? YES!

Are you the new presenter?

I don't know. Are you going to wank over me?"

Obviously

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Exactly what the title says. For me it's Bargain Hunt, Izzie Balmer very rarely fails to make me want to pull one off.

Join us next time for another wank over Bargain Hunt.

Yes? YES!

Are you the new presenter?

I don't know. Are you going to wank over me?

Obviously

I'd have more concerned if they'd said Dockinsons Real Deal. There's wood and then there's David D

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Songs of praise.

The mr

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

The Clangers.

I get very excited at the sound of a Swanee Whistle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there was I thinking of randomly putting Bargain hunt just for a laugh.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Monkey.

It's Tripitaka's androgyny which did it for me...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *layisbetterwithLaughterMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Well I never have, but the weirdest programme I got aroused by was Castlevania - Hector and Lenore. "Good boy"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Monkey.

It's Tripitaka's androgyny which did it for me..."

Pigsy’s snout always got me hard…..

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"Monkey.

It's Tripitaka's androgyny which did it for me...

Pigsy’s snout always got me hard….."

She was hot. Died far too young

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Felicity Kendall in the good life

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Monkey.

It's Tripitaka's androgyny which did it for me...

Pigsy’s snout always got me hard….."

But just remember that if things are Sandy, it gets in every crevice...

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Question Time.

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Does the Smurfs count as weird? Smurfette had a sexy voice

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

The Queen's Funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkey.

It's Tripitaka's androgyny which did it for me..."

Jesus Christ. That's not a sentence I ever thought I'd read.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Monkey.

It's Tripitaka's androgyny which did it for me...

Jesus Christ. That's not a sentence I ever thought I'd read.

Google "Masako Natsume naked" and see what you find...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkey.

It's Tripitaka's androgyny which did it for me...

Jesus Christ. That's not a sentence I ever thought I'd read.

Google "Masako Natsume naked" and see what you find...

Nooooooooooo

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Google "Masako Natsume naked" and see what you find...

Nooooooooooo

The cosmetics adverts of her topless on the beach show exactly WHY the spirit of Monkey was irrepressible...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Google "Masako Natsume naked" and see what you find...

Nooooooooooo

The cosmetics adverts of her topless on the beach show exactly WHY the spirit of Monkey was irrepressible...

I can't even think of that show without wincing. Stop it!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

The weather.

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"The weather."

That's not weird. Lucy verasamy is seriously hot

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"The Queen's Funeral"

Ouch!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"The Queen's Funeral

Ouch!

Yeah, stiff as fuck

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Exactly what the title says. For me it's Bargain Hunt, Izzie Balmer very rarely fails to make me want to pull one off.

Join us next time for another wank over Bargain Hunt.

Yes? YES!

Are you the new presenter?

I don't know. Are you going to wank over me?

Obviously

I'd have more concerned if they'd said Dockinsons Real Deal. There's wood and then there's David D

Noooo not David D

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"The Queen's Funeral

Ouch!

It was a challenging wank admittedly

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By *eter9481Man
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"The weather."

Laura on gmb ive done it before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Mirror. Episode 1

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By *eter9481Man
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Clarisa explains it all. many years ago as a teenager

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I enjoy watching people stream playing online slots. I wouldn’t say I’ve wanked to it but I’ve wanked while watching it

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I enjoy watching people stream playing online slots. I wouldn’t say I’ve wanked to it but I’ve wanked while watching it

You liar, I've seen video evidence that suggests otherwise!

Copies avaliable for a quid

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I enjoy watching people stream playing online slots. I wouldn’t say I’ve wanked to it but I’ve wanked while watching it

You liar, I've seen video evidence that suggests otherwise!

Copies avaliable for a quid

A quid! You’re over charging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re runs of eastenders, pat and frank butcher, original swingers right there

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