FabSwingers.com forum: Please send help!!

By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

The last of the BBQ gang has just left and my house is a mess, may need to rethink the open invite next year. Could do with a cleaner, a masseuse and a midwife. Anyone fancy lending a hand?

Also hangover cures are extremely welcome, because I'm positive by the morning ill be rather delicate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol, ibuprofen and berocca(or cheap alternative)

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m Fuck all use but I’m glad you had a good night you beautiful creature

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Paracetamol, ibuprofen and berocca(or cheap alternative)"

That's alot of tablets for someone that rarely takes tablets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A midwife?!

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m Fuck all use but I’m glad you had a good night you beautiful creature

A chat and some tele shopping is always very helpful

. And thank you lovely.

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I can’t help with the other stuff but for hangover

Drink some water

like, a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A midwife?!"

Not the first thing that springs to mind for after party carnage is it?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is there leftovers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A midwife?!

Not the first thing that springs to mind for after party carnage is it?

Not at the parties I’ve been to!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A hot shower and a very cold beer while in said hot shower

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A midwife?!"

Just checked belly and there's definitely a food baby

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is there leftovers?"

A stupid amount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A midwife?!

Just checked belly and there's definitely a food baby"

Ah you need a laxative midwife

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

I can’t help with the other stuff but for hangover

Drink some water

like, a lot!

Already started on that one, hopefully get more down before I doze off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have some toast and a cuppa, a nice hot shower and get a decent sleep. The mess can wait until tomorrow

Mrs

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A midwife?!

Just checked belly and there's definitely a food baby

Ah you need a laxative midwife

I'd like a slightly cleaner delivery tbh lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Is there leftovers?

A stupid amount"

Did I tell you I've helped deliver 5 babies?

I'll bring the napkins

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’m Fuck all use but I’m glad you had a good night you beautiful creature

A chat and some tele shopping is always very helpful

. And thank you lovely. "

Anytime Chuck

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is there leftovers?

A stupid amount

Did I tell you I've helped deliver 5 babies?

I'll bring the napkins

The doors still unlocked, feel free to take it all lol

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Have some toast and a cuppa, a nice hot shower and get a decent sleep. The mess can wait until tomorrow

Mrs"

Most likely Thursday for some of it, as I'm up at 6 and out till about 11

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Is there leftovers?

A stupid amount

Did I tell you I've helped deliver 5 babies?

I'll bring the napkins

The doors still unlocked, feel free to take it all lol "

Looks like you're having leftovers for the next week

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A midwife?!"

I didn't want to ask

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

That does sound like a fun night. Sending thoughts and prayers for your head tomorrow.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"A midwife?!

I didn't want to ask

This is fab… for some reason this didn’t seem unreasonable

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A midwife?!

I didn't want to ask

This is fab… for some reason this didn’t seem unreasonable

Midwives and vaginas do go hand in.....foof?!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"A midwife?!

I didn't want to ask

This is fab… for some reason this didn’t seem unreasonable

Midwives and vaginas do go hand in.....foof?!

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

So plenty of baps and sausage was eaten tonight. Leave the leftovers out for the foxes I will dispose of any alcohol for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have some toast and a cuppa, a nice hot shower and get a decent sleep. The mess can wait until tomorrow

Mrs

Most likely Thursday for some of it, as I'm up at 6 and out till about 11

Ach well, don't worry about it until Thursday then. No one will die if the place is a wee bit messy - don't stress lol

Mrs

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"A midwife?!

I didn't want to ask

This is fab… for some reason this didn’t seem unreasonable

Midwives and vaginas do go hand in.....foof?!

(standingovation)

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