FabSwingers.com forum: often repeated but wrong sayings

By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

Those things people say when not using their own brain

i ll start with All cocks look the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy if you fall out of that tree and break your leg dont come running to me

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

"Jimmy if you fall out of that tree and break your leg dont come running to me"

lol a mum special ,like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promise when elected....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left it chained to the railings and when I returned,,,,,, "There its was…gone!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut that door! Was you born in a barn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it wasn't my fault !!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t “Unloosen” the top off that jar…… eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your always changing your mind...you will never hang yaself

wt?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nobody wants to see cock shots, or open vaginas or gaping arseholes

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

lol , its true we all talk rubbish

and when i have my cake i want to eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a saying, but a word....

Whereby.

To say this is over used, and generally in the wrong context when what the individual really means 'in which', would be an understatement ..... Grrrrrrrrr!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chomping at the bit"

As Mongrel's Nelson the fox said as he banged Scott Mills head on a desk, "It's Champing! Champing champing champing champing"......etc

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

""chomping at the bit"

As Mongrel's Nelson the fox said as he banged Scott Mills head on a desk, "It's Champing! Champing champing champing champing"......etc"

Lol same with "can't be asked" it's can't be "ARSED"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

my favourite untrue saying is

"the truth never hurt anybody" Oh yes it did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fav welsh saying.

Ill do it now in a minute. Meaning anytime this year.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If the wind changes, your face will stay like that.

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

"Fav welsh saying.

Ill do it now in a minute. Meaning anytime this year."

some crackers here

while on the welsh sayings ; its just half a mile up the road...... normally 4 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll find it in the last place you look" - er, of course I will cos I won't carry on fucking looking for it after I've found it will I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When asking directions in Ireland, a common reply is...

"Well, I wouldn't start from here...."

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Clean the " window screen" instead of windscreen (Screens originally protected against the wind as in model T Ford..).....on " tender hooks" instead of tenter hooks. ( these hooks were used to dry cloth or hang meat from with sharp points). "It's always the last place you look". Well you wouldn't continue searching in other places if you have found it

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

""You'll find it in the last place you look" - er, of course I will cos I won't carry on fucking looking for it after I've found it will I!

sorry missed your message

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

and what is a candlestick holder uhh

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"I looked high and low for it and couldn't find it" ......well look in the middle then that's where it'll be grrrr

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"and what is a candlestick holder uhh"

I have many ...a candlestick holder stops the wax dripping over you and your furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all the same height lying down! grrr

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"We're all the same height lying down! grrr"
yep

especially if you have big boobs then you're still higher than me

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

"and what is a candlestick holder uhh

I have many ...a candlestick holder stops the wax dripping over you and your furniture"
a candlestick does that the holder bit we add for no reason x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and what is a candlestick holder uhh"

I had to think about that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jimmy if you fall out of that tree and break your leg dont come running to me"

lol or the good old

if you dont stop crying i'll give you something to cry for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a couple of terms we use in our little world of electricians. One of them is a EIC, which means an Electrical Installation Certificate, but I've heard so many people refer to it as an EIC Certificate. Does my nut in does that.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"and what is a candlestick holder uhh

I have many ...a candlestick holder stops the wax dripping over you and your furniturea candlestick does that the holder bit we add for no reason x"
no a candlestick was used in the fifteenth century but was not flat bottomed but pointed so you would need a piece of wood with a hole in it to place the candlestick otherwise it would fall over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ball 'Bareans' are.... Ball BEARINGS!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that.

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

"There's a couple of terms we use in our little world of electricians. One of them is a EIC, which means an Electrical Installation Certificate, but I've heard so many people refer to it as an EIC Certificate. Does my nut in does that."

lol id always wondered what the c meant

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

"and what is a candlestick holder uhh

I have many ...a candlestick holder stops the wax dripping over you and your furniturea candlestick does that the holder bit we add for no reason x no a candlestick was used in the fifteenth century but was not flat bottomed but pointed so you would need a piece of wood with a hole in it to place the candlestick otherwise it would fall over"

fifteenth century , sometimes its easier to just be wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have lost something and someone asks 'where did you have it last ?' Well if I knew that I would have it.

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

"When you have lost something and someone asks 'where did you have it last ?' Well if I knew that I would have it."

one of the more annoying forms of help lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MY old ma had a couple sayings when we were crying as kids, one would be cry more you'll wee less, and the other was what's up with you? You've seen your own arse and don't like the colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut that door! Was you born in a barn

Haha my mum says that.. I always so "i donno you was there" lol!!

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By *xaratvTV/TS
over a year ago

bolton

its too cold for snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its too cold for snow "

Ha ha reminds me of a comedy sketch. It's minus 40 in the artic and there's bloomin heaps of the stuff there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll have another thing/think coming" I've always said thing because it's usually in response to something that will happen, but apparently it's meant to be think, because you'll rethink when you realise you're wrong (kinda thing)

Lend and borrow also have different meanings but a lot of people don't seem to know that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we say "cheap at half the price! - of course it wud be cheap at half the price really we shud say cheap at twice the price?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or irish , "its just down there", could be miles and miles away.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

""You'll have another thing/think coming" I've always said thing because it's usually in response to something that will happen, but apparently it's meant to be think, because you'll rethink when you realise you're wrong (kinda thing)

Lend and borrow also have different meanings but a lot of people don't seem to know that!"

Yep " can I lend that from you" really bugs me too

...another think coming ...old English again speaking again. Not quite text speak lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A damp squid....

aren't they all, most of the time?

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

"A damp squid....

aren't they all, most of the time?"

they are but i think its damp squib

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you put on clean underwear you might get run over"

Seeing a bus coming at you will probably cause a bowl movement anyway.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

A small explosive device....hence as useful ( not) as a damp squib

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

A small explosive device....hence as useful ( not) as a damp squib

Not to be confused with a Harry Potter squib lol

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By *im and whore OP Couple
over a year ago

near bangor

"all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

A small explosive device....hence as useful ( not) as a damp squib

ah ,now it makes sense. ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

A small explosive device....hence as useful ( not) as a damp squib

Squib's a firework isn't it?

"well that went off like a damp squib", used to describe something that was a big anti-climax, a big bang that fizzled out etc

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"A damp squid....

aren't they all, most of the time?

they are but i think its damp squib

It is squib - a type of firework which if damp would be a trifle disappointing...

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

A small explosive device....hence as useful ( not) as a damp squib

ah ,now it makes sense. ty

Yes no octopus or squid in sight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence but... Normally followed by something offensive.

And I'm sorry but

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By *xaratvTV/TS
over a year ago

bolton

What's about "its a piece of piss"

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