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Unusual holiday souvenirs

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Have you ever picked up something truly weird or naff on holiday?

I think my oddest thing is a single clothes peg I bought in Denmark. We were trying to use up the last of the money before we left. It's a lovely purple one, and very good quality. Probably more expensive than all my other clothes pegs combined.

But this is nothing compared to my husband. He came back from a teenage school trip to Lourdes with a 5 litre bottle of holy water. When he moved in with me his dad was very happy to pass it on to us. It lives in the back of a cupboard. I'm not allowed to get rid of it, despite us both being atheists. When I asked why he didn't get a smaller bottle, he said he liked to get his money's worth

At least we're prepared in case of vampires

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever picked up something truly weird or naff on holiday?"

Yes but it cleared up after a some penicillin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever picked up something truly weird or naff on holiday?

I think my oddest thing is a single clothes peg I bought in Denmark. We were trying to use up the last of the money before we left. It's a lovely purple one, and very good quality. Probably more expensive than all my other clothes pegs combined.

But this is nothing compared to my husband. He came back from a teenage school trip to Lourdes with a 5 litre bottle of holy water. When he moved in with me his dad was very happy to pass it on to us. It lives in the back of a cupboard. I'm not allowed to get rid of it, despite us both being atheists. When I asked why he didn't get a smaller bottle, he said he liked to get his money's worth

At least we're prepared in case of vampires

How about you? "

chuckled at that!

My son bought me a penis shaped bottle opener back from Spain last year…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my last employer we used to have a tatt shelf

When we went away, we had to bring back a piece of tatt that cost under £5

Over the year they built up a collection on the shelf

At the end of the year, the MD had to choose the "winner" (i.e. the worst)

He gave them a small gift from the company as a prize

Then we used to raffle the tatt off (internally) and donate the proceeds to a local charity

It only ever raised a few quid a year,but it was kinda fun

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"My son bought me a penis shaped bottle opener back from Spain last year… "

I love tacky gifts

I bought my parents a fridge magnet of the back of a cat - the legs and bum with the tail in the air. My mum loves it

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I bought a cunt mug in Blackpool once, if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son bought me a penis shaped bottle opener back from Spain last year…

I love tacky gifts

I bought my parents a fridge magnet of the back of a cat - the legs and bum with the tail in the air. My mum loves it "

I have to say I was chuffed to even get a gift

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sand and rocks.

Free, kind of a shit souvenir, but I started collecting them after seeing Tom Sizemore filling those tins with mud in Saving Private Ryan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son brought me back a piece of the Berlin Wall when he went over to Germany, it literally is just a lump of concrete with graffiti still visible, I think it is in a random cupboard now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Son brought me back a piece of the Berlin Wall when he went over to Germany, it literally is just a lump of concrete with graffiti still visible, I think it is in a random cupboard now "

And I have a glass snowglobe with the Eiffel Tower inside of it from when he went to Paris

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

I got given a huge.....like 10", cigar in a wooden box, years ago by a girlfriend after her holiday to Tenerife. Tried smoking it, it was absolute crap.

Found out later that she'd gone on holiday with another bloke!

Should have stuffed it up her a**e instead of trying to smoke it!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Dick mints

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

A waitress in a restaurant in Nimes gave me her knickers as a souvenir after we fucked in the alley at the back. That was 42 years ago and they’re in my shed!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Like to try and bring back a fridge magnet from anywhere I've visited.

XX

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Volcanic rock, Alicante I'll have NASA knocking on my door tomorrow

Funny cutlery all the naughty stuff

Rock the size of a tree branch one you eat not throw

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Gonorrhea…

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

A warthog skull. I kept it in a bucket of formaldehyde for a week or so to get the remaining 'juicy' bits off.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I bought a cunt mug in Blackpool once, if that counts "

Was it a plain mug with writing on, or one in the correct anatomical shape?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A waitress in a restaurant in Nimes gave me her knickers as a souvenir after we fucked in the alley at the back. That was 42 years ago and they’re in my shed!"

If that was me, I'd be delighted that the man still had them after all that time

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A warthog skull. I kept it in a bucket of formaldehyde for a week or so to get the remaining 'juicy' bits off."

Do you still have it? What does one do with a warthog skull? I suppose it would make a handy Halloween decoration

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"A warthog skull. I kept it in a bucket of formaldehyde for a week or so to get the remaining 'juicy' bits off.

Do you still have it? What does one do with a warthog skull? I suppose it would make a handy Halloween decoration "

No I just had it on a wall but that was when I lived abroad, I couldn't really bring it back so I donated it to the Science department in my school there. I had a few of various animals - they now have quite a modest collection!

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By *ubbyandHisHotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Glasgowish

giant wooden cock bottle opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"giant wooden cock bottle opener "

I have one of those I bought in Greece

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I collect number plates from each country I visit , can be quite hard to legally get them

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"[Embarrassing souvenir removed by poster at 19/04/23 05:51:04]"

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Just useless fridge magnets and them photo albums that look like they are made out of wood and leaves lol.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I came back from Egypt with 52 camel whips when I was a teenager

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Shells, interesting stones, and always a bottle of some local spirit that is usually undrinkable.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I came back from Egypt with 52 camel whips when I was a teenager "

Don't forget the chicken

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

When we went to Prague a few years ago we came back with a set of Russian dolls as Crystal Palace players. None of them looked remotely like the players they were supposed to be!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I had a large penis bottle opener from a holiday, sadly misplaced it now.

Mrs

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Throckley


"A warthog skull. I kept it in a bucket of formaldehyde for a week or so to get the remaining 'juicy' bits off."

I found a well bleached rams skull when walking in the Yorkshire dales, in the back garden now

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The hotel Tv remote. I don’t know how it got in my bag

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"When we went to Prague a few years ago we came back with a set of Russian dolls as Crystal Palace players. None of them looked remotely like the players they were supposed to be!"

Do they have pride of place somewhere, or are they hidden in a cupboard now?

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield


"When we went to Prague a few years ago we came back with a set of Russian dolls as Crystal Palace players. None of them looked remotely like the players they were supposed to be!

Do they have pride of place somewhere, or are they hidden in a cupboard now? "

They are on our living room dresser. We occasionally get them all out when fellow Palace supporters come round and we get them to guess who the players are. They are almost always wrong!

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

These are brilliant, lol!

I make a point of always buying a fridge magnet. I also keep tickets etc and put them in my guide books x

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I came back from Egypt with 52 camel whips when I was a teenager "

That seems like a lot. Were they used as Christmas presents for people?

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