FabSwingers.com forum: Replica flavours

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

When it tastes nothing like what it claims to be...

What was your worst...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't say the obvious thing, dontsay the obvious thing, don't say the obvious thing...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't say the obvious thing, dontsay the obvious thing, don't say the obvious thing...

Say it!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't say the obvious thing, dontsay the obvious thing, don't say the obvious thing...

Say it. You know you want to

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Always have a problem with watermelon and peach flavoured stuff, love the fruits, hate the flavourings.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiiiiiiine... Pussy, fanny, vagina, quim, foof, vajayjay, foo foo, beaver. Are you happy now?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Vegan sausage rolls.

Nice in their own way but taste nothing like sausage meat.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Chocolate condoms.

What

The

Actual

Fuck

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Fiiiiiiine... Pussy, fanny, vagina, quim, foof, vajayjay, foo foo, beaver. Are you happy now?

Do you mean tastes like fish when not supposed to Joe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiiiiiine... Pussy, fanny, vagina, quim, foof, vajayjay, foo foo, beaver. Are you happy now?

Do you mean tastes like fish when not supposed to Joe"

To am extent, I didn't have a specific flavor in mind

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Always have a problem with watermelon and peach flavoured stuff, love the fruits, hate the flavourings."

I hear you, I haven't found a realistic watermelon flavour yet.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate condoms.

What

The

Actual

Fuck"

Same with Lynx chocolate! This was big when I was a teenager and you got the not so bright kids spraying it into their mouths expecting it to taste nice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiiiiiine... Pussy, fanny, vagina, quim, foof, vajayjay, foo foo, beaver. Are you happy now?

You forgot otters pocket

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate condoms.

What

The

Actual

Fuck

Same with Lynx chocolate! This was big when I was a teenager and you got the not so bright kids spraying it into their mouths expecting it to taste nice

Wow. That's genius

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Vegan sausage rolls.

Nice in their own way but taste nothing like sausage meat.

Not even Greggs? Note I haven't had one, but would be disappointed if they didn't

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Chocolate condoms.

What

The

Actual

Fuck"

Dreamy found some fabulous birthday cake flavoured lube

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Scampi Fries, smell and taste like...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Strawberry 'flavour'

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

[Removed by poster at 18/04/23 19:35:45]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiiiiiine... Pussy, fanny, vagina, quim, foof, vajayjay, foo foo, beaver. Are you happy now?

You forgot otters pocket

And minge. More revision needed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate condoms.

What

The

Actual

Fuck

Same with Lynx chocolate! This was big when I was a teenager and you got the not so bright kids spraying it into their mouths expecting it to taste nice

Wow. That's genius

Yeah... I wonder where they are now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Skimmed and Semi-Skimmed , they are a piss poor substitute for proper milk.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate condoms.

What

The

Actual

Fuck

Dreamy found some fabulous birthday cake flavoured lube"

Oooooh. She needs to share where!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Anything banana 'flavour' tastes of sadness.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Dreamy found some fabulous birthday cake flavoured lube"

Define ‘fabulous’, in this context …

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Dreamy found some fabulous birthday cake flavoured lube

Define ‘fabulous’, in this context …

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Anything banana 'flavour' tastes of sadness.

Even banana whip Julie?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Skimmed and Semi-Skimmed , they are a piss poor substitute for proper milk. "

Do you drink raw milk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a cirkul water bottle with the pods. The Tea flavors were horrible.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Strawberry 'flavour' "

Have you ever tried calpol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Scampi Fries, smell and taste like...

Vagine...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Bought a cirkul water bottle with the pods. The Tea flavors were horrible."

Like english tea flavours or the fruit infused ones

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Anything that isn't salted butter doesn't taste like salted butter.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All food

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Skimmed and Semi-Skimmed , they are a piss poor substitute for proper milk.

Do you drink raw milk "

I do.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Anything banana 'flavour' tastes of sadness.

Even banana whip Julie?"

Yes especially that. Blech.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

MD 20/20 - comes in a few brightly flavours.

The Strawberry one tastes suspiciously like Benylin Cough Syrup…..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lex.and.SexCouple
over a year ago

Bedale

"Always have a problem with watermelon and peach flavoured stuff, love the fruits, hate the flavourings."

That's really interesting on watermelon.

I hate watermelon, but quite like the flavouring.

Probably proof of how inaccurate a flavour it is I guess.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Scampi Fries, smell and taste like...

Vagine..."

Fancy sharing a packet?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything coffee flavored. They seem to think coffee = stupidly bitter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought some ‘apple pie and custard’ flavoured protein powder recently. It was too good to be true at less than half price

It tastes NOTHING like apple pie and custard. I can’t say what it does taste like however. It’s quite pleasant though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Apple

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread