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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Curse word

C'mon you wonderful cunts what's your favourite word to throw at people

Not F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends x when driving definitely wanker, if I’m trying to push a point home then fuck obviously and if I’m steaming mad with someone then they’re a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curse word

C'mon you wonderful cunts what's your favourite word to throw at people

Not F "

Cunt for me it seems to hit the hardest

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't curse. Cos I'm a fucking angel

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Bitchwaffle is my favourite

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Dick!!

Dickhead!

Twat is a nice curse!

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

A TUT makes them shudder every time.

Sometimes emphasised with a shake of the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like wanker.

Is that a swear word though??

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Cunt isn’t a curse where I’m from, it’s more a term of endearment

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Pussy or Prick

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Cuntybaws is a decent one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck.

I don't say cunt or wankDr, I'll write them though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

cunt and twat

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Mine tend to be in Spanish so here are a few for you, feel free to steal them

Phonetically spelled for ease

Con-yo (coño) (cunt)

Bessy*-me-cool-o (besarme el culo) (kiss my arse)

*like aunt bessy Yorkshire puds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be cunt...

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Bitchwaffle is my favourite

That's because you are a scruffy looking nerf herder

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I tend to use things like crikey , flip and gosh, then when I do let rip people know I’m very unhappy. It seems to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck.

I don't say cunt or wankDr, I'll write them though"

My phone won't even spell wanker lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Cunt Bollock

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Bitchwaffle is my favourite

That's because you are a scruffy looking nerf herder

That’s Han, nothing to do with me

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I don't think I favor one, working in a wearhouse we have a broad vocabulary of fruity words used regularly.

I tend to use a few *unt, pillock, bastard, bellend, drip and halfwit daily.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I wouldn’t say such profanities. Disgusting behaviour.

The mr

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By *es_salopesCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Fuck

It's so fucking versatile.

Fuck you! You fucking fucker!

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Fuck.

I don't say cunt or wankDr, I'll write them though

My phone won't even spell wanker lol"

Wankdoctor is good. I’m going to take it up.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

The old school “spaz” is underrated.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Twat and fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The old school “spaz” is underrated. "

Careful x Lizzie got cancelled for that one lol

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"The old school “spaz” is underrated.

Careful x Lizzie got cancelled for that one lol"

Should’ve been for crimes against music.

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By *clfunMan
over a year ago

Vamperville, Romania

I usually swear in my native language cause it's way more diverse than english, but think my fav to randomly throw at people is motherfucker

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"I don't curse. Cos I'm a fucking angel"
If some people call me a fuck and I fuck a fucking angel does that mean I'm a fuck, fucking a fucking angel or a fucking angle fucking a fuck.

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

More directed when female drivers piss me off

Silly fuxkinf Slout

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Probably my most frequently used insult to call someone is “stinking cunt” regardless of how they actually smell, close second is “useless cunt”

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Thundercunt? Cockwomble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have started using one recently that I like ,,,it's a hybrid word SCUNT,,, apparently I'm told it means scrutty cunt,,wich is very well suited to a bloke I know on the building site I'm on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the word cunt, use it all day everyday in a multitude of different ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsewipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt ..... that perfect combo of twat and cunt ... reserved for special people

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I say, Oh Bother, an awful lot.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't curse. Cos I'm a fucking angelIf some people call me a fuck and I fuck a fucking angel does that mean I'm a fuck, fucking a fucking angel or a fucking angle fucking a fuck."

I don't know. Fuck.me and we can figure it out

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"I don't curse. Cos I'm a fucking angelIf some people call me a fuck and I fuck a fucking angel does that mean I'm a fuck, fucking a fucking angel or a fucking angle fucking a fuck.

I don't know. Fuck.me and we can figure it out

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Deal

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Love the word cunt, use it all day everyday in a multitude of different ways

It can have varied meanings, ranging from admiration to disrespect to a verbal attack to self cursing when you've done something wrong.

Versatile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't curse. Cos I'm a fucking angel"

Always thought that to be fair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble or wanker mainly when driving and people shuffling along at 30mph on the a30 or m5

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Arsewipe"

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually a knob/bellend or prick are my go-to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Bitchwaffle is my favourite

That's because you are a scruffy looking nerf herder

That’s Han, nothing to do with me

Would that be Han Solo? Coolest man in the galaxy

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"you ffffing idiot" followed by more colorful expletives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollock juggling thundercunt

Donkey fucking shit eater

Arsefucking dickwad

Fucking twatting arseface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bitch"

Jerk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear A LOT - it's not just the bedroom I have un-lady like behavior haha. "Fuck off" is always a favourite... dickhead, bellend, cunt, arsehole, fuckwit, wanker - all in daily use in varying measures, and depending on whether or not I'm driving anywhere lol - I get terrible road rage!

Mrs

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol"

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Shitstain.

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By *oshnbex30Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Prick haha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Twat waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob

Arsehole

Twat

I just add “fucking” in front of all the swear words to make them extra sweary

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By *elvet AngelWoman
over a year ago

Newton Abbot

'Fucking arsewipe' is a standard for me when I'm driving, I swear like a trucker then, but otherwise very rarely.

If I'm really riled, it's a 'fucking twatty frig face bollocky arsewipe'

LOL

I'm such an angel

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol"

No idea what you two are on about..

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Bellend

Cocksplat

Spunk trumpet.

Fucktard

Etc etc.

If I am trying to confuse..."kumquat" really baffles some

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Bitchwaffle is my favourite

That's because you are a scruffy looking nerf herder

That’s Han, nothing to do with me

Would that be Han Solo? Coolest man in the galaxy

Only met him the once before that big asthmatic twat cunt me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt and bellend are definitely the most common ones I use. They’re both used as insults and terms of endearment.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol

No idea what you two are on about..

Should we mansplain it to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol

No idea what you two are on about..

Should we mansplain it to you?

? "

Just you try, Davie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inked says I swear too much

I love the word CUNT.

Never gets boring

Also love twat waffle and cunty bollocks.

(Mrs)

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol

No idea what you two are on about..

Should we mansplain it to you?

Just you try, Davie!

Well erse is a word commonly used in Scotland, the English equivalent is bum or arse. In Scotland arse and erse are commonly interchangable. Interchangable means...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol

No idea what you two are on about..

Should we mansplain it to you?

Just you try, Davie!

Well erse is a word commonly used in Scotland, the English equivalent is bum or arse. In Scotland arse and erse are commonly interchangable. Interchangable means...

You went and did it. FGS. Now you're on my naughty list!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol

No idea what you two are on about..

Should we mansplain it to you?

Just you try, Davie!

Well erse is a word commonly used in Scotland, the English equivalent is bum or arse. In Scotland arse and erse are commonly interchangable. Interchangable means...

You went and did it. FGS. Now you're on my naughty list!"

Ooooft, does that mean you are going to give me a spanking?

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

"Inked says I swear too much

I love the word CUNT.

Never gets boring

Also love twat waffle and cunty bollocks.

(Mrs)"

County bollocks!

I'm so using that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol

No idea what you two are on about..

Should we mansplain it to you?

Just you try, Davie!

Well erse is a word commonly used in Scotland, the English equivalent is bum or arse. In Scotland arse and erse are commonly interchangable. Interchangable means...

You went and did it. FGS. Now you're on my naughty list!

Ooooft, does that mean you are going to give me a spanking?

Are you aware your desperation is showing? Show some restraint, man!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

A couple to add are "Arse wipe" "knob head" and a personal favourite of mine in my varied vocabulary is "arsehead"

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

"Inked says I swear too much

I love the word CUNT.

Never gets boring

Also love twat waffle and cunty bollocks.

(Mrs)

County bollocks!

I'm so using that!"

CUNTY. not County. Effing spellcheck

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Fuckwit

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol

No idea what you two are on about..

Should we mansplain it to you?

Just you try, Davie!

Well erse is a word commonly used in Scotland, the English equivalent is bum or arse. In Scotland arse and erse are commonly interchangable. Interchangable means...

You went and did it. FGS. Now you're on my naughty list!

Ooooft, does that mean you are going to give me a spanking?

Are you aware your desperation is showing? Show some restraint, man! "

Oooo spank me spank me please!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol

No idea what you two are on about..

Should we mansplain it to you?

Just you try, Davie!

Well erse is a word commonly used in Scotland, the English equivalent is bum or arse. In Scotland arse and erse are commonly interchangable. Interchangable means...

You went and did it. FGS. Now you're on my naughty list!

Ooooft, does that mean you are going to give me a spanking?

Are you aware your desperation is showing? Show some restraint, man!

Oooo spank me spank me please!!!!!"

the neediness

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

It's two. "Flippin heck". That goes back to the Grange Hill days. Tucker used to say it a lot!

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

[Removed by poster at 19/04/23 15:07:16]

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"[Removed by Principessa at 19/04/23 15:07:16]"

That bad? Wow. Pottymouth.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Try again

Cunt is my go to, I use it loads. When I want to use it not as a term of endearment it’s emphasised with the addition of lord

Cunt lord, lord of all cunts.

Lord makes everything better

Fucklord

Shitlord

In fact, double barrelled swear words are the best

Shit flicker

Arse fucker being my other favourites used when driving. I’m a rather sweary driver

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"[Removed by Principessa at 19/04/23 15:07:16]

That bad? Wow. Pottymouth."

Haha I said I’m a sweaty driver. Followed by lots of sweat words when I saw my mistake

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By *irthKing97Man
over a year ago

beccles

Big lover of the word cunt

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Haha I said I’m a sweaty driver."

Perfect.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"[Removed by Principessa at 19/04/23 15:07:16]

That bad? Wow. Pottymouth.

Haha I said I’m a sweaty driver. Followed by lots of sweat words when I saw my mistake

You need air con!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I just use bellend.

It’s a classic.

“Nice one bellend”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

[Removed by poster at 19/04/23 15:24:48]

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I think ‘fuck’ is one the best words in the English language.

It’s so fucking versatile. It’s a verb, a noun, an adjective … it can be anything in the right context. Even a complete one-word sentence.

‘Fucking fuck me. You stupid fucker. What a fucking fuck-up.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melt" is sublime IMO.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"[Removed by poster at 19/04/23 15:24:48]"

^ Fucked it, the fucker.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Arsewipe

In Scotland, that gets pronounced 'ersewipe'

Or just you fuckin arse, erse is too polite. Lol

In the east Davie, politeness is a given

Ah the refined part of the country eh. Lol

No idea what you two are on about..

Should we mansplain it to you?

Just you try, Davie!

Well erse is a word commonly used in Scotland, the English equivalent is bum or arse. In Scotland arse and erse are commonly interchangable. Interchangable means...

You went and did it. FGS. Now you're on my naughty list!

Ooooft, does that mean you are going to give me a spanking?

Are you aware your desperation is showing? Show some restraint, man!

Oooo spank me spank me please!!!!!

the neediness"

You know you want to.

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

I don't like using it but there's more and more reason to do so because there's so many more CUNTS about

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Cunt is my most used, so much so it's also used in an effectionate way sometimes.

Twat is creeping up in usage, just because it rolls off my tongue rather nicely

Honourable mention for prick and being able to prolong and add more aggressiveness to the PR to express just how annoyed I am.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I have been know to call someone a fuckin bawbag, but like a lot of swear words in Scotland it can be used as a compliment or term of endearment.

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