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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the

-Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Checking in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hi Nero and gorgeous Nocturnal folk

J

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ah damn I was hoping to sneak in first!

Mrs TMN x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi! "

Fluffy Chicken, my pulchritude, good evening. You are this evening's ¹st poster!

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By *nA - TGirlTV/TS
over a year ago

The Sunshine

Hello fellow night owls x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Dammit!

Today has been a work sort of day. Nothing too strenuous. Finished the day off in the gym. For the first time ever, I trained in a crop top. I've never felt comfortable doing that before.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Evening all evening Nero

Fuck is that the time already .

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

.•°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Checking in "

KC² and the moonlight band! You are this evening's ²nd poster! KC² my love, where is this evening's tradition-rendition?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi!

Fluffy Chicken, my pulchritude, good evening. You are this evening's ¹st poster! "

Yass!

I’d like to thank my agent, my manager and my family for all believing in me my fans, you guys are just the best. You really are. Without you I’d have nothing, so thank you from the bottom of my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening nero et all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero and gorgeous Nocturnal folk

J"

Gøød ëvëning Jülië!! Thank you ever so much for hosting your ¹st official Nocturnal Thread. (technically your ²nd)

You are this evening's ³rd poster.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Dammit!

Today has been a work sort of day. Nothing too strenuous. Finished the day off in the gym. For the first time ever, I trained in a crop top. I've never felt comfortable doing that before.

"

That is brilliant. Go you!

J

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all

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By *ix69Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hiya!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Ah damn I was hoping to sneak in first!

Mrs TMN x"

Next time my Caledonian Crumpet I shall PM you and give you a heads up. In all other matters of the heart you are indeed first!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi Nero and gorgeous Nocturnal folk

J

Gøød ëvëning Jülië!! Thank you ever so much for hosting your ¹st official Nocturnal Thread. (technically your ²nd)

You are this evening's ³rd poster. "

I had the best time! Hoping to do it again

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello fellow night owls x"

Good evening Çontrol ÅLT (but never Delete). Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship! I have a green velvetine footstool of Kingly portions. Please kindly sit beside me.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Dammit!

Today has been a work sort of day. Nothing too strenuous. Finished the day off in the gym. For the first time ever, I trained in a crop top. I've never felt comfortable doing that before."

So KC², all in all a rather splendid day? I'm lost for words and sesquipedalian anecdotes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin'

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all evening Nero

Fuck is that the time already ."

Well, tickle my tits until Friday, it's certainly the time indeed. How are you?

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Evening Nero. Evening shiny, beautiful Nocturnals

I’ve had ridiculously busy day.

Anyway, mustn’t waffle on… apparently I talk too much

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°"

Hello my petal.

Are you well, PrinçessPuddle....?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

How did it get to Nocturnal time?

Evening all

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty. "

This somehow reminds me of Thernadier. But nicer obvs.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty. "

Dear Thesp', good Evening. Your cherubic visage never fails to impress. I think you should play the eponymous inspector in JB Priestley's play. I have a rare Madeira for you.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi!

Fluffy Chicken, my pulchritude, good evening. You are this evening's ¹st poster!

Yass!

I’d like to thank my agent, my manager and my family for all believing in me my fans, you guys are just the best. You really are. Without you I’d have nothing, so thank you from the bottom of my heart "

May I ask: are your love-making moans just as eloquent?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone! "

Evening felicitations GêêkySwêêthéàrt! How are you this evening? Are you the bearer of good fortune from the shire of Hants?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all xx"

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¶¶__good evening ViXenHûbbyHerts! I've just perused your dainty profile and an enamoured by your montage of monochromatic photographs. Welcome to the Noc'...!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Dammit!

Today has been a work sort of day. Nothing too strenuous. Finished the day off in the gym. For the first time ever, I trained in a crop top. I've never felt comfortable doing that before.

That is brilliant. Go you!

J"

Fanks. I felt a bit self conscious but soon forgot it. I'm in a wheelchair in a gym, FFS. No-one is staring because I'm a bit chubby in the midriff

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening nero et all"

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A very good evening Wønkø!!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Evening Nero. Evening shiny, beautiful Nocturnals

I’ve had ridiculously busy day.

Anyway, mustn’t waffle on… apparently I talk too much "

Who dared to say this???

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all "

Willbillkid, it's always a wild thrill to have you on the Nocturnal, every night, always a delight!

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Oh and how rude of me, evening all!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

This somehow reminds me of Thernadier. But nicer obvs.

J"

Not obvious at all. But I'll definitely take it...thank you.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Dammit!

Today has been a work sort of day. Nothing too strenuous. Finished the day off in the gym. For the first time ever, I trained in a crop top. I've never felt comfortable doing that before.

That is brilliant. Go you!

J

Fanks. I felt a bit self conscious but soon forgot it. I'm in a wheelchair in a gym, FFS. No-one is staring because I'm a bit chubby in the midriff "

The two times I've felt the need to strip down to a crop top I've got over the self-consciousness pretty quickly because I was concentrating enough on my workout to be uncomfortably hot and therefore not giving a shit.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hiya!"

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Dear Lix-¹°¹ — is this your first time on the Nocturnal thread? Thank you for joining us in the snúg bàr!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

It's a good evening and good night dear Nero and fellow fabbers - I'm hoping for some actual sleep tonight!! Greedy I know

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero and gorgeous Nocturnal folk

J

Gøød ëvëning Jülië!! Thank you ever so much for hosting your ¹st official Nocturnal Thread. (technically your ²nd)

You are this evening's ³rd poster.

I had the best time! Hoping to do it again

J"

Hint taken!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

Dear Thesp', good Evening. Your cherubic visage never fails to impress. I think you should play the eponymous inspector in JB Priestley's play. I have a rare Madeira for you."

Lucifer was the loveliest angel in Heaven, until he fell.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evenin'"

St°°d°°likay - good evening.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

Willbillkid, it's always a wild thrill to have you on the Nocturnal, every night, always a delight!"

always worry I'm wearing out my welcome,like fish and houseguest after awhile they both start to smell

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

This somehow reminds me of Thernadier. But nicer obvs.

J

Not obvious at all. But I'll definitely take it...thank you."

Sorry I wasn't very clear. In the musical, Master of the House starts with...

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes

My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts

My sons of whores (no, no, no, no, not tonight)

Spend their lives in my inn...

So your post reminded me of that style but much classier.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in"

Every one please extend a warm welcome to ••Mixed Mister••

He's new here to the Noc' but a fully paid up member of the forå.

Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship.

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By *nA - TGirlTV/TS
over a year ago

The Sunshine


"Hello fellow night owls x

Good evening Çontrol ÅLT (but never Delete). Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship! I have a green velvetine footstool of Kingly portions. Please kindly sit beside me."

Happily gazing in wonderment.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero. Evening shiny, beautiful Nocturnals

I’ve had ridiculously busy day.

Anyway, mustn’t waffle on… apparently I talk too much "

I know one way to gag you. It would make me wince but it would be salaciously worthwhile.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in

Every one please extend a warm welcome to ••Mixed Mister••

He's new here to the Noc' but a fully paid up member of the forå.

Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship. "

*Waves*

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Evening all evening Nero

Fuck is that the time already .

Well, tickle my tits until Friday, it's certainly the time indeed. How are you? "

Good thanks well I've never heared

Tickle my tits very amuseing .

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

This somehow reminds me of Thernadier. But nicer obvs.

J

Not obvious at all. But I'll definitely take it...thank you.

Sorry I wasn't very clear. In the musical, Master of the House starts with...

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes

My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts

My sons of whores (no, no, no, no, not tonight)

Spend their lives in my inn...

So your post reminded me of that style but much classier.

J "

You really are surpassingly lovely! I aim for a kind of dissolution solution.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How did it get to Nocturnal time?

Evening all "

Dear all, of the esteemed Nøcturnal Thread, please kindly take a moment to read - and I truly mean READ - NotSoPosh's profile narrative. It's very long, longer than the catwalk in last year's British Fashion Week. Your cup will fillith over.

It's a testament to how a good (or relatively good) profile should be plagiarised.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling "

You see, this is what makes the Nøcturnal all the more richer, when we have the gloriously resplendent Ms. SaffWrøng pay us a visit.

Everyone please be courteous and say hello to Saff. She's the intellectual man's crumpet.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London


"1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in

Every one please extend a warm welcome to ••Mixed Mister••

He's new here to the Noc' but a fully paid up member of the forå.

Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship. "

Thank you for the warm welcoming kind sir.

I look forward to seeing what happens in here, as I'm usually in the land of nod dreaming of weird and wonderful things and cant partake.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

This somehow reminds me of Thernadier. But nicer obvs.

J"

He's not that Misérables!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Dammit!

Today has been a work sort of day. Nothing too strenuous. Finished the day off in the gym. For the first time ever, I trained in a crop top. I've never felt comfortable doing that before.

That is brilliant. Go you!

J

Fanks. I felt a bit self conscious but soon forgot it. I'm in a wheelchair in a gym, FFS. No-one is staring because I'm a bit chubby in the midriff "

But you are most delicious on the 'topriff', KC².

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

Aloha

*Sits in a corner playing Pokémon GO

Not everyone can be classy

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in

Every one please extend a warm welcome to ••Mixed Mister••

He's new here to the Noc' but a fully paid up member of the forå.

Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship.

Thank you for the warm welcoming kind sir.

I look forward to seeing what happens in here, as I'm usually in the land of nod dreaming of weird and wonderful things and cant partake. "

This is exactly where I'm heading now - I shall take the weird dreams

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did it get to Nocturnal time?

Evening all

Dear all, of the esteemed Nøcturnal Thread, please kindly take a moment to read - and I truly mean READ - NotSoPosh's profile narrative. It's very long, longer than the catwalk in last year's British Fashion Week. Your cup will fillith over.

It's a testament to how a good (or relatively good) profile should be plagiarised."

Oh Nero. You do advertise me so very well.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's a good evening and good night dear Nero and fellow fabbers - I'm hoping for some actual sleep tonight!! Greedy I know "

Apparently there's not much slêêping planned for Mådchester.

I'm going to conCEDE and extend you a warm welcome. It's a fleeting greeting but sleep well.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in

Every one please extend a warm welcome to ••Mixed Mister••

He's new here to the Noc' but a fully paid up member of the forå.

Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship.

Thank you for the warm welcoming kind sir.

I look forward to seeing what happens in here, as I'm usually in the land of nod dreaming of weird and wonderful things and cant partake. "

Hi

Long time, no speak

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling "

Do you have the results of the public vote from our great city, Saff?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

Dear Thesp', good Evening. Your cherubic visage never fails to impress. I think you should play the eponymous inspector in JB Priestley's play. I have a rare Madeira for you.

Lucifer was the loveliest angel in Heaven, until he fell."

The Delphic oracle tells me that he was in fact tripped.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

[Removed by poster at 17/04/23 22:42:17]

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

Willbillkid, it's always a wild thrill to have you on the Nocturnal, every night, always a delight! always worry I'm wearing out my welcome,like fish and houseguest after awhile they both start to smell "

It's ok, we offer the finest of house blend sanitisers.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

You see, this is what makes the Nøcturnal all the more richer, when we have the gloriously resplendent Ms. SaffWrøng pay us a visit.

Everyone please be courteous and say hello to Saff. She's the intellectual man's crumpet."

Hilarious that’s quite a welcome.. I’ll stay away for a year more often!

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By *oshblueyedmanMan
over a year ago

hereford

Evening all. Thanks Nero for hosting. Clear star-filled sky here in Herefordshire night.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

This somehow reminds me of Thernadier. But nicer obvs.

J

Not obvious at all. But I'll definitely take it...thank you.

Sorry I wasn't very clear. In the musical, Master of the House starts with...

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes

My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts

My sons of whores (no, no, no, no, not tonight)

Spend their lives in my inn...

So your post reminded me of that style but much classier.

J "

I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello fellow night owls x

Good evening Çontrol ÅLT (but never Delete). Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship! I have a green velvetine footstool of Kingly portions. Please kindly sit beside me.

Happily gazing in wonderment. "

It's not so arcane in this unconventional thread.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in

Every one please extend a warm welcome to ••Mixed Mister••

He's new here to the Noc' but a fully paid up member of the forå.

Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship.

·

Thank you for the warm welcoming kind sir.

I look forward to seeing what happens in here, as I'm usually in the land of nod dreaming of weird and wonderful things and cant partake. "

We offer a colourful and an unmistakably kaleidoscopic array of characters, Nocturnalites and forumites, a nexus of unwavering delight from now until Mïdnïght.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

*Sits in a corner playing Pokémon GO

Not everyone can be classy "

Åloha.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

This somehow reminds me of Thernadier. But nicer obvs.

J

Not obvious at all. But I'll definitely take it...thank you.

Sorry I wasn't very clear. In the musical, Master of the House starts with...

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes

My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts

My sons of whores (no, no, no, no, not tonight)

Spend their lives in my inn...

So your post reminded me of that style but much classier.

J

I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville! "

I would. Those costumes were amazing!

J

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

Do you have the results of the public vote from our great city, Saff? "

Ah bollocks I knew I forgot something…

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How did it get to Nocturnal time?

Evening all

Dear all, of the esteemed Nøcturnal Thread, please kindly take a moment to read - and I truly mean READ - NotSoPosh's profile narrative. It's very long, longer than the catwalk in last year's British Fashion Week. Your cup will fillith over.

It's a testament to how a good (or relatively good) profile should be plagiarised.

Oh Nero. You do advertise me so very well."

You would take pride of place on the bright hoarding lights of Piccadilly Circus. And I would be your Eros looking from across the way.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in

Every one please extend a warm welcome to ••Mixed Mister••

He's new here to the Noc' but a fully paid up member of the forå.

Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship.

·

Thank you for the warm welcoming kind sir.

I look forward to seeing what happens in here, as I'm usually in the land of nod dreaming of weird and wonderful things and cant partake.

We offer a colourful and an unmistakably kaleidoscopic array of characters, Nocturnalites and forumites, a nexus of unwavering delight from now until Mïdnïght. "

Yeah, we just piss about, chatting shite

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did it get to Nocturnal time?

Evening all

Dear all, of the esteemed Nøcturnal Thread, please kindly take a moment to read - and I truly mean READ - NotSoPosh's profile narrative. It's very long, longer than the catwalk in last year's British Fashion Week. Your cup will fillith over.

It's a testament to how a good (or relatively good) profile should be plagiarised.

Oh Nero. You do advertise me so very well.

You would take pride of place on the bright hoarding lights of Piccadilly Circus. And I would be your Eros looking from across the way."

Naked, wearing a n@ppy and wielding a bow and arrows?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening Nero. Evening shiny, beautiful Nocturnals

I’ve had ridiculously busy day.

Anyway, mustn’t waffle on… apparently I talk too much

I know one way to gag you. It would make me wince but it would be salaciously worthwhile. "

Oh you minx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"[Hotel keycard Removed by Cede at 17/04/23 22:42:17]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just popping in. Walk number 6 of April. I'm the usual exhausted, emotional, overloaded with fear, tears and looking like a sweaty ball sack with steamed up glasses but i did it. 7 weeks, 17 pound lost, absolutely craving Pepsi max and a big juicy fucking burger but i won't. So GO ME!!!

Hope everyone's well x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

You see, this is what makes the Nøcturnal all the more richer, when we have the gloriously resplendent Ms. SaffWrøng pay us a visit.

Everyone please be courteous and say hello to Saff. She's the intellectual man's crumpet.

Hilarious that’s quite a welcome.. I’ll stay away for a year more often! "

So, prey tell fåir maiden, did they put you away in some cryogenic chamber or perhaps in a barrell of fine wine to improve your vintage?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. Thanks Nero for hosting. Clear star-filled sky here in Herefordshire night. "

Hello and good evening °°_oshblueyedman°°

Not only urbane and refined but with azure êyês to beguile the Fab Ladies. Welcome to the Nocturnal!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just popping in. Walk number 6 of April. I'm the usual exhausted, emotional, overloaded with fear, tears and looking like a sweaty ball sack with steamed up glasses but i did it. 7 weeks, 17 pound lost, absolutely craving Pepsi max and a big juicy fucking burger but i won't. So GO ME!!!

Hope everyone's well x

"

High fucking five!

J

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just popping in. Walk number 6 of April. I'm the usual exhausted, emotional, overloaded with fear, tears and looking like a sweaty ball sack with steamed up glasses but i did it. 7 weeks, 17 pound lost, absolutely craving Pepsi max and a big juicy fucking burger but i won't. So GO ME!!!

Hope everyone's well x

"

Go you!! Yay!

That's excellent. Well done you!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

This somehow reminds me of Thernadier. But nicer obvs.

J

Not obvious at all. But I'll definitely take it...thank you.

Sorry I wasn't very clear. In the musical, Master of the House starts with...

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes

My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts

My sons of whores (no, no, no, no, not tonight)

Spend their lives in my inn...

So your post reminded me of that style but much classier.

J

I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville!

I would. Those costumes were amazing!

J"

Failing that, you'll always be my Lillie Langtry.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London


"1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in

Every one please extend a warm welcome to ••Mixed Mister••

He's new here to the Noc' but a fully paid up member of the forå.

Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship.

Thank you for the warm welcoming kind sir.

I look forward to seeing what happens in here, as I'm usually in the land of nod dreaming of weird and wonderful things and cant partake.

Hi

Long time, no speak "

Well hello there fair lady, how's goes it? It has been quite a while.

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London


"Aloha

*Sits in a corner playing Pokémon GO

Not everyone can be classy

Åloha. "

I trust life is treating you well, gracious host?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in

Every one please extend a warm welcome to ••Mixed Mister••

He's new here to the Noc' but a fully paid up member of the forå.

Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship.

·

Thank you for the warm welcoming kind sir.

I look forward to seeing what happens in here, as I'm usually in the land of nod dreaming of weird and wonderful things and cant partake.

We offer a colourful and an unmistakably kaleidoscopic array of characters, Nocturnalites and forumites, a nexus of unwavering delight from now until Mïdnïght.

Yeah, we just piss about, chatting shite "

This... ^

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How did it get to Nocturnal time?

Evening all

Dear all, of the esteemed Nøcturnal Thread, please kindly take a moment to read - and I truly mean READ - NotSoPosh's profile narrative. It's very long, longer than the catwalk in last year's British Fashion Week. Your cup will fillith over.

It's a testament to how a good (or relatively good) profile should be plagiarised.

Oh Nero. You do advertise me so very well.

You would take pride of place on the bright hoarding lights of Piccadilly Circus. And I would be your Eros looking from across the way.

Naked, wearing a n@ppy and wielding a bow and arrows?"

Yes. But when I'm older I'll take you up the Shaftesbury Avenue.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero. Evening shiny, beautiful Nocturnals

I’ve had ridiculously busy day.

Anyway, mustn’t waffle on… apparently I talk too much

I know one way to gag you. It would make me wince but it would be salaciously worthwhile.

Oh you minx "

A wince from the minx.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did it get to Nocturnal time?

Evening all

Dear all, of the esteemed Nøcturnal Thread, please kindly take a moment to read - and I truly mean READ - NotSoPosh's profile narrative. It's very long, longer than the catwalk in last year's British Fashion Week. Your cup will fillith over.

It's a testament to how a good (or relatively good) profile should be plagiarised.

Oh Nero. You do advertise me so very well.

You would take pride of place on the bright hoarding lights of Piccadilly Circus. And I would be your Eros looking from across the way.

Naked, wearing a n@ppy and wielding a bow and arrows?

Yes. But when I'm older I'll take you up the Shaftesbury Avenue. "

Golly m'gosh

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just popping in. Walk number 6 of April. I'm the usual exhausted, emotional, overloaded with fear, tears and looking like a sweaty ball sack with steamed up glasses but i did it. 7 weeks, 17 pound lost, absolutely craving Pepsi max and a big juicy fucking burger but i won't. So GO ME!!!

Hope everyone's well x

"

Splendid news report!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville!

I would. Those costumes were amazing!

J

Failing that, you'll always be my Lillie Langtry. "

That's nice I would love to be like Adelaide Adams but in real life I'm more Calamity Jane

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just popping in. Walk number 6 of April. I'm the usual exhausted, emotional, overloaded with fear, tears and looking like a sweaty ball sack with steamed up glasses but i did it. 7 weeks, 17 pound lost, absolutely craving Pepsi max and a big juicy fucking burger but i won't. So GO ME!!!

Hope everyone's well x

"

Congratulations! Really pleased for you and we send the bestest of Nøcturnal love.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening Nero. Evening shiny, beautiful Nocturnals

I’ve had ridiculously busy day.

Anyway, mustn’t waffle on… apparently I talk too much

I know one way to gag you. It would make me wince but it would be salaciously worthwhile.

Oh you minx

A wince from the minx. "

I shall not be silenced

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

*Sits in a corner playing Pokémon GO

Not everyone can be classy

Åloha.

I trust life is treating you well, gracious host? "

I'm not bad. I was away in Dorset last week and I'm out of the habit. I had a triumvirate of ladies taking care of the Noc'. Each was a Noc' with a Frock.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

You see, this is what makes the Nøcturnal all the more richer, when we have the gloriously resplendent Ms. SaffWrøng pay us a visit.

Everyone please be courteous and say hello to Saff. She's the intellectual man's crumpet.

Hilarious that’s quite a welcome.. I’ll stay away for a year more often!

So, prey tell fåir maiden, did they put you away in some cryogenic chamber or perhaps in a barrell of fine wine to improve your vintage? "

I’m pickled in Vimto.. and I rock the dragged through a hedge and slept in a rabbit hutch look

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Evening Nero, evening all, just stopping by for a moment. Today was day 2 of an attempt to get some fitness back after a very long period of illness. Tough, but feels good to be training again. hopefully I can keep it up!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Good morning Treacle

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London


"Aloha

*Sits in a corner playing Pokémon GO

Not everyone can be classy

Åloha.

I trust life is treating you well, gracious host?

I'm not bad. I was away in Dorset last week and I'm out of the habit. I had a triumvirate of ladies taking care of the Noc'. Each was a Noc' with a Frock."

Dorset is always a refreshing change from the busy London. I hope you enjoyed yourself

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How did it get to Nocturnal time?

Evening all

Dear all, of the esteemed Nøcturnal Thread, please kindly take a moment to read - and I truly mean READ - NotSoPosh's profile narrative. It's very long, longer than the catwalk in last year's British Fashion Week. Your cup will fillith over.

It's a testament to how a good (or relatively good) profile should be plagiarised.

Oh Nero. You do advertise me so very well.

You would take pride of place on the bright hoarding lights of Piccadilly Circus. And I would be your Eros looking from across the way.

Naked, wearing a n@ppy and wielding a bow and arrows?

Yes. But when I'm older I'll take you up the Shaftesbury Avenue.

·

Golly m'gosh"

°

I know, I have my ways and my essays of divine woo'ing.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Aloha

*Sits in a corner playing Pokémon GO

Not everyone can be classy

Åloha.

I trust life is treating you well, gracious host?

I'm not bad. I was away in Dorset last week and I'm out of the habit. I had a triumvirate of ladies taking care of the Noc'. Each was a Noc' with a Frock."

I didn’t wear a frock

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

This somehow reminds me of Thernadier. But nicer obvs.

J

Not obvious at all. But I'll definitely take it...thank you.

Sorry I wasn't very clear. In the musical, Master of the House starts with...

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes

My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts

My sons of whores (no, no, no, no, not tonight)

Spend their lives in my inn...

So your post reminded me of that style but much classier.

J

I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville!

I would. Those costumes were amazing!

J

Failing that, you'll always be my Lillie Langtry. "

judge Roy bean (the law west of the Pecos) was enamored with Lillie, and a town was named for her

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville!

I would. Those costumes were amazing!

J

Failing that, you'll always be my Lillie Langtry.

That's nice I would love to be like Adelaide Adams but in real life I'm more Calamity Jane

J"

Could you pull off the Jean Seberg look?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone "
xo little b

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero. Evening shiny, beautiful Nocturnals

I’ve had ridiculously busy day.

Anyway, mustn’t waffle on… apparently I talk too much

I know one way to gag you. It would make me wince but it would be salaciously worthwhile.

Oh you minx

A wince from the minx.

I shall not be silenced "

She's loud. Apparently.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville!

I would. Those costumes were amazing!

J

Failing that, you'll always be my Lillie Langtry.

That's nice I would love to be like Adelaide Adams but in real life I'm more Calamity Jane

J

Could you pull off the Jean Seberg look? "

I wish. I don't suit short hair let alone an adorable pixie crop!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening from Edinburgh.

Just a quick visit for me tonight.

Its time to ride the rainbow to dream land.

May you all find the cold bit of the pillow and feel cosy in your duvet.

Have salacious dreams and sweet sleeps everyone.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone xo little b"

Hi Cowboy

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone "

I don't think anyone could accuse you of talking too much LB

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

You see, this is what makes the Nøcturnal all the more richer, when we have the gloriously resplendent Ms. SaffWrøng pay us a visit.

Everyone please be courteous and say hello to Saff. She's the intellectual man's crumpet.

Hilarious that’s quite a welcome.. I’ll stay away for a year more often!

So, prey tell fåir maiden, did they put you away in some cryogenic chamber or perhaps in a barrell of fine wine to improve your vintage?

I’m pickled in Vimto.. and I rock the dragged through a hedge and slept in a rabbit hutch look "

I've seen worse.

In fact I did...about ³° minutes ago when I looked at Pøsh's profile.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London


"1st timer in the nocturnal thread, I'll be on the road till about 1 (not driving for once). So thought I'd pop my head in

Every one please extend a warm welcome to ••Mixed Mister••

He's new here to the Noc' but a fully paid up member of the forå.

Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship.

·

Thank you for the warm welcoming kind sir.

I look forward to seeing what happens in here, as I'm usually in the land of nod dreaming of weird and wonderful things and cant partake.

We offer a colourful and an unmistakably kaleidoscopic array of characters, Nocturnalites and forumites, a nexus of unwavering delight from now until Mïdnïght.

Yeah, we just piss about, chatting shite "

Definitely sounds like my kind of party.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone

I don't think anyone could accuse you of talking too much LB

J"

I don’t know… I think someone might

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all, just stopping by for a moment. Today was day 2 of an attempt to get some fitness back after a very long period of illness. Tough, but feels good to be training again. hopefully I can keep it up! "

Good evening AilsaGeorge! How lovely to see you both here and thank you for your fleeting greeting. Good news on your fitness plan.

[I shall also respond accordingly...I haven't forgotten!]

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville!

I would. Those costumes were amazing!

J

Failing that, you'll always be my Lillie Langtry.

That's nice I would love to be like Adelaide Adams but in real life I'm more Calamity Jane

J

Could you pull off the Jean Seberg look?

I wish. I don't suit short hair let alone an adorable pixie crop!

J"

This has inspired me to get my hair cut just like that this week

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good morning Treacle "

Good evening Compy. I'm looking forward to bumping into you at the CNL. Please kindly buy your own chips this time around. I've had my share of potato pilferers.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Good morning Treacle

Good evening Compy. I'm looking forward to bumping into you at the CNL. Please kindly buy your own chips this time around. I've had my share of potato pilferers. "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

*Sits in a corner playing Pokémon GO

Not everyone can be classy

Åloha.

I trust life is treating you well, gracious host?

I'm not bad. I was away in Dorset last week and I'm out of the habit. I had a triumvirate of ladies taking care of the Noc'. Each was a Noc' with a Frock.

Dorset is always a refreshing change from the busy London. I hope you enjoyed yourself "

It was a lovely break. But the weather was, at times, lacklustre and blustery.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

You see, this is what makes the Nøcturnal all the more richer, when we have the gloriously resplendent Ms. SaffWrøng pay us a visit.

Everyone please be courteous and say hello to Saff. She's the intellectual man's crumpet.

Hilarious that’s quite a welcome.. I’ll stay away for a year more often!

So, prey tell fåir maiden, did they put you away in some cryogenic chamber or perhaps in a barrell of fine wine to improve your vintage?

I’m pickled in Vimto.. and I rock the dragged through a hedge and slept in a rabbit hutch look

I've seen worse.

In fact I did...about ³° minutes ago when I looked at Pøsh's profile. "

Ffs

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

*Sits in a corner playing Pokémon GO

Not everyone can be classy

Åloha.

I trust life is treating you well, gracious host?

I'm not bad. I was away in Dorset last week and I'm out of the habit. I had a triumvirate of ladies taking care of the Noc'. Each was a Noc' with a Frock.

I didn’t wear a frock "

It's a figure of peach (sic).

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone "

Le Petit Oiseau, I'm still grateful for your transient visit. Enjoy your solitude. ²

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, my denizens of this august circle. The Elect; the Chosen Ones; the Illumitarty.

This somehow reminds me of Thernadier. But nicer obvs.

J

Not obvious at all. But I'll definitely take it...thank you.

Sorry I wasn't very clear. In the musical, Master of the House starts with...

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes

My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts

My sons of whores (no, no, no, no, not tonight)

Spend their lives in my inn...

So your post reminded me of that style but much classier.

J

I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville!

I would. Those costumes were amazing!

J

Failing that, you'll always be my Lillie Langtry. judge Roy bean (the law west of the Pecos) was enamored with Lillie, and a town was named for her"

This reminds me of Erect Jim's little factoids!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville!

I would. Those costumes were amazing!

J

Failing that, you'll always be my Lillie Langtry.

That's nice I would love to be like Adelaide Adams but in real life I'm more Calamity Jane

J

Could you pull off the Jean Seberg look?

I wish. I don't suit short hair let alone an adorable pixie crop!

J"

She was beautiful. Just like you, of course.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

Just a quick visit for me tonight.

Its time to ride the rainbow to dream land.

May you all find the cold bit of the pillow and feel cosy in your duvet.

Have salacious dreams and sweet sleeps everyone.

"

Ah, that reminds me! I need to play postmaster general.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Erect Jim never met a fact he didn't like

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone

Le Petit Oiseau, I'm still grateful for your transient visit. Enjoy your solitude. ²"

Thank you darling [redacted]

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone

I don't think anyone could accuse you of talking too much LB

J

I don’t know… I think someone might "

Is this "gang up on Nero" FFS?

Mind you...MFFF...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I think Julié would have been a legend at Vaudeville!

I would. Those costumes were amazing!

J

Failing that, you'll always be my Lillie Langtry.

That's nice I would love to be like Adelaide Adams but in real life I'm more Calamity Jane

J

Could you pull off the Jean Seberg look?

I wish. I don't suit short hair let alone an adorable pixie crop!

J

This has inspired me to get my hair cut just like that this week

"

You're welcome!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

You see, this is what makes the Nøcturnal all the more richer, when we have the gloriously resplendent Ms. SaffWrøng pay us a visit.

Everyone please be courteous and say hello to Saff. She's the intellectual man's crumpet.

Hilarious that’s quite a welcome.. I’ll stay away for a year more often!

So, prey tell fåir maiden, did they put you away in some cryogenic chamber or perhaps in a barrell of fine wine to improve your vintage?

I’m pickled in Vimto.. and I rock the dragged through a hedge and slept in a rabbit hutch look

I've seen worse.

In fact I did...about ³° minutes ago when I looked at Pøsh's profile.

Ffs"

you know my look first hand so you know I’m not joking unlike this jester

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

Just a quick visit for me tonight.

Its time to ride the rainbow to dream land.

May you all find the cold bit of the pillow and feel cosy in your duvet.

Have salacious dreams and sweet sleeps everyone.

"

That is lovely I hope your dreams are lusciously lewd!

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone

I don't think anyone could accuse you of talking too much LB

J

I don’t know… I think someone might

Is this "gang up on Nero" FFS?

Mind you...MFFF... "

I think that would be just [redacted]

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone

Le Petit Oiseau, I'm still grateful for your transient visit. Enjoy your solitude. ²

Thank you darling [redacted]

"

Red acted? I would love to see Red act on me.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone

Le Petit Oiseau, I'm still grateful for your transient visit. Enjoy your solitude. ²

Thank you darling [redacted]

Red acted? I would love to see Red act on me. "

Just bring JJ along. She loves JJ

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

You see, this is what makes the Nøcturnal all the more richer, when we have the gloriously resplendent Ms. SaffWrøng pay us a visit.

Everyone please be courteous and say hello to Saff. She's the intellectual man's crumpet.

Hilarious that’s quite a welcome.. I’ll stay away for a year more often!

So, prey tell fåir maiden, did they put you away in some cryogenic chamber or perhaps in a barrell of fine wine to improve your vintage?

I’m pickled in Vimto.. and I rock the dragged through a hedge and slept in a rabbit hutch look

I've seen worse.

In fact I did...about ³° minutes ago when I looked at Pøsh's profile.

Ffs

you know my look first hand so you know I’m not joking unlike this jester "

Ms. Wrøng, are you attending the MLS in June?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hello Nero!

Just looking in.

Hello late nighters

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

Just a quick visit for me tonight.

Its time to ride the rainbow to dream land.

May you all find the cold bit of the pillow and feel cosy in your duvet.

Have salacious dreams and sweet sleeps everyone.

That is lovely I hope your dreams are lusciously lewd!

J"

It would be lewd not to!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I shall be brief as I don’t want to be loquacious this evening. But sending kisses and smiles to everyone

Le Petit Oiseau, I'm still grateful for your transient visit. Enjoy your solitude. ²

Thank you darling [redacted]

Red acted? I would love to see Red act on me.

Just bring JJ along. She loves JJ "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

You see, this is what makes the Nøcturnal all the more richer, when we have the gloriously resplendent Ms. SaffWrøng pay us a visit.

Everyone please be courteous and say hello to Saff. She's the intellectual man's crumpet.

Hilarious that’s quite a welcome.. I’ll stay away for a year more often!

So, prey tell fåir maiden, did they put you away in some cryogenic chamber or perhaps in a barrell of fine wine to improve your vintage?

I’m pickled in Vimto.. and I rock the dragged through a hedge and slept in a rabbit hutch look

I've seen worse.

In fact I did...about ³° minutes ago when I looked at Pøsh's profile.

Ffs

you know my look first hand so you know I’m not joking unlike this jester

Ms. Wrøng, are you attending the MLS in June?"

I’m not.. I’m not feeling all sociable just yet and didn’t know any were happening maybe later on in the year.. if I’m still here

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero!

Just looking in.

Hello late nighters"

oxondÅvina! Where on earth did you spring from? Notwithstanding, you're still most welcome!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello Nero!

Just looking in.

Hello late nighters"

Evening lovely x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening London.. this is Mancunia calling

You see, this is what makes the Nøcturnal all the more richer, when we have the gloriously resplendent Ms. SaffWrøng pay us a visit.

Everyone please be courteous and say hello to Saff. She's the intellectual man's crumpet.

Hilarious that’s quite a welcome.. I’ll stay away for a year more often!

So, prey tell fåir maiden, did they put you away in some cryogenic chamber or perhaps in a barrell of fine wine to improve your vintage?

I’m pickled in Vimto.. and I rock the dragged through a hedge and slept in a rabbit hutch look

I've seen worse.

In fact I did...about ³° minutes ago when I looked at Pøsh's profile.

Ffs

you know my look first hand so you know I’m not joking unlike this jester

Ms. Wrøng, are you attending the MLS in June?

I’m not.. I’m not feeling all sociable just yet and didn’t know any were happening maybe later on in the year.. if I’m still here "

Totally understand. You will be missed. There's always Åfternoon Teå at The Westbury.X

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello Nero!

Just looking in.

Hello late nighters

oxondÅvina! Where on earth did you spring from? Notwithstanding, you're still most welcome! "

I sprang fully formed from a very suspect lingerie catalogue

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello Nero!

Just looking in.

Hello late nighters

Evening lovely x"

Good evening

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Goodnight everyone. I'm off to dream of a cutie who's a real sweet patootie.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Goodnight everyone. I'm off to dream of a cutie who's a real sweet patootie.

J"

Tell tell! Who is this fine specimen that you speak of???

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero!

Just looking in.

Hello late nighters

oxondÅvina! Where on earth did you spring from? Notwithstanding, you're still most welcome!

I sprang fully formed from a very suspect lingerie catalogue "

Intriguing!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello Nero!

Just looking in.

Hello late nighters

oxondÅvina! Where on earth did you spring from? Notwithstanding, you're still most welcome!

I sprang fully formed from a very suspect lingerie catalogue

Intriguing! "

Forget Victoria's Secret, try Samantha's Surprise.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

The first catalog was published in 1498 in venice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Goodnight everyone. I'm off to dream of a cutie who's a real sweet patootie.

J"

Awwwww. Night night!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The first catalog was published in 1498 in venice"

Nocturnal facts are back! Yay!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The first catalog was published in 1498 in venice"

It was a catalogue of architectural anomalies!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The first catalog was published in 1498 in venice

Nocturnal facts are back! Yay!"

Alright alright, smart arse.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

On this day in 1387, Geoffrey Chaucer's "Canterbury Tales" characters begin their pilgrimage to Canterbury (according to scholars).

More "On This Day" tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no idea what on earth is going on, but regardless, allow me to wish you all a splendid evening

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"The first catalog was published in 1498 in venice

Nocturnal facts are back! Yay!

Alright alright, smart arse. "

says the kettle to the pot

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've no idea what on earth is going on, but regardless, allow me to wish you all a splendid evening "

Good evening dear sir. Have a peaceful slumber and good night.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Oxondavina's catalog, so I googled and there it was, didn't read what was in it though

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The first catalog was published in 1498 in venice

Nocturnal facts are back! Yay!

Alright alright, smart arse. says the kettle to the pot "

Tis True!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's almost the hour of the mid.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's almost the hour of the mid."

² minutes to midnight

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oxondavina's catalog, so I googled and there it was, didn't read what was in it though "

Very wise.

That way lies madness...

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Oxondavina's catalog, so I googled and there it was, didn't read what was in it though

Very wise.

That way lies madness..."

no er no I meant the first catalog erm uh anyway....

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Damn! I missed the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all"

Good evening Åyatollah G! Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oxondavina's catalog, so I googled and there it was, didn't read what was in it though

Very wise.

That way lies madness... no er no I meant the first catalog erm uh anyway...."

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Oxondavina's catalog, so I googled and there it was, didn't read what was in it though

Very wise.

That way lies madness... no er no I meant the first catalog erm uh anyway....

"

don't be confused, I meant I didn't look up Samantha's

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oxondavina's catalog, so I googled and there it was, didn't read what was in it though

Very wise.

That way lies madness... no er no I meant the first catalog erm uh anyway....

don't be confused, I meant I didn't look up Samantha's "

I should hope not! How rude!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Oxondavina's catalog, so I googled and there it was, didn't read what was in it though

Very wise.

That way lies madness... no er no I meant the first catalog erm uh anyway....

don't be confused, I meant I didn't look up Samantha's

I should hope not! How rude!"

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Great Noc' all. Good night!

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride


"Evening all

Good evening Åyatollah G! Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread! "

Thanks mate whats going on with it tonight I can't be bothered to look baxk through it all

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