FabSwingers.com forum: More chance getting a reply off Elvis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Good luck OP in your endeavours to get a response. This thread shall surely summon thy responses to you.

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"Than a female off here these days, what is the ratio male to female? Im guessing at least 250/1, it's like a night out in manchester. "

But elvis has a lower likelyhood of being an idiot!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Women tend to look at profiles before they open, let alone read or reply to, messages. Does yours show you in the best and most full way it could?

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Here we go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t go on forever, with this suspicious mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just putting it out there man, dont mean to come across like an idiot so apologies if it seems that way.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’d say I receive replies from at least 1 in 3 messages I send out

some days are great where it’s a 100% reply rate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d say I receive replies from at least 1 in 3 messages I send out

some days are great where it’s a 100% reply rate "

Impressive dick in all fairness lol, perhaps its me.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Than a female off here these days, what is the ratio male to female? Im guessing at least 250/1, it's like a night out in manchester.

But elvis has a lower likelyhood of being an idiot!"
please refrain from personal insults

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A little less conversation, a little more action wouldn't go amiss

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A little less conversation, a little more action please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's caught in trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little less conversation, a little more action wouldn't go amiss

Well I for one am all shook up by this thread

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^Dammit! (That's a Blink 182 song)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Than a female off here these days, what is the ratio male to female? Im guessing at least 250/1, it's like a night out in manchester.

But elvis has a lower likelyhood of being an idiot!"

Yeh man any need for that? I was only making an observation getting a convo started, sorry if my post offended you Geoff.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Don't Be Cruel, people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your lucky they can't Return to Sender..

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I just received a msg from Elvis

"you light my morning Sky"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol with the Elvis references haha fair play

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Don’t be moody, blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound all shook up OP.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I saw him crying in the chapel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Suppose I just cant help falling in love, maybe thats my problem

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Just putting it out there man, dont mean to come across like an idiot so apologies if it seems that way."

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OP, you're all good. You don't need to apologise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Realise this thread has made me seem like a weirdo haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just putting it out there man, dont mean to come across like an idiot so apologies if it seems that way.

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OP, you're all good. You don't need to apologise.

Well thanks brother

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Thats women for you - suspicious minds!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Suppose I just cant help falling in love, maybe thats my problem "

Get your Blue Suede Shoes on and meet people at socials etc, OP

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

"You can’t go on forever, with this suspicious mind "

Nice

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"Just putting it out there man, dont mean to come across like an idiot so apologies if it seems that way.

Not calling you an idiot....

The bulk of messages from men here, are from idiots!!

Being general....sorry if you thought I was calling you an idiot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go again

My my. How can I resist you ?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

For fuck sake. It’s only Monday and we’re here already. I can see how this week is going to go. All we need now is a rate my cock thread and we’ve got a full house.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Costello is still alive...

There is hope.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Sorry I’m all shook up from rushing to the shop for more popcorn

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"For fuck sake. It’s only Monday and we’re here already. I can see how this week is going to go. All we need now is a rate my cock thread and we’ve got a full house.

The mr "

Cock threads are over rated

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Imagine you actually could get a reply from Elvis. What would you ask him?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Imagine you actually could get a reply from Elvis. What would you ask him?"

I am actually gutted I got a msg from a man the other day his profile pic was of Elvis, it even had Elvis in bright red letters written across it, I didn't believe it was really him and deleted, now I feel I really missed an opportunity, I let my skepticism get in the way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imagine you actually could get a reply from Elvis. What would you ask him?"

How have you got so many veris Elvo lad any advice

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Than a female off here these days, what is the ratio male to female? Im guessing at least 250/1, it's like a night out in manchester.

But elvis has a lower likelyhood of being an idiot!"

Hey, Geoff, Don't Be Cruel to the OP...

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

You could beat that and send yourself one and reply to it

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Imagine you actually could get a reply from Elvis. What would you ask him?"

What made him cover the jungle room walls of Graceland in green shag carpets??

bloody awful Elvis sort yourself out mate

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

At least he’s not crying in the ghetto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least he’s not crying in the ghetto "

That's All Right

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Imagine you actually could get a reply from Elvis. What would you ask him?"

How delicious was that last burger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages I send never get opened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine you actually could get a reply from Elvis. What would you ask him?"

If you had your time again Elvis, would you have taken a laxative?

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Imagine you actually could get a reply from Elvis. What would you ask him?

Does he work down in the Chip Shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh-huh

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Uh-huh"

Stop beating me to my one liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uh-huh

Stop beating me to my one liners

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Uh-huh

Stop beating me to my one liners

Anyway, it's Uh-huh-huh...I think.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Uh-huh

Stop beating me to my one liners

Get outta my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uh-huh

Stop beating me to my one liners

Anyway, it's Uh-huh-huh...I think. "

I think he did both, I'm off to Google it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I think he did both, I'm off to Google it. "

With that lip curl, he could do whatever he wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uh-huh

Stop beating me to my one liners

Anyway, it's Uh-huh-huh...I think.

I think he did both, I'm off to Google it. "

It’s muh huh huh , I think

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I think he did both, I'm off to Google it.

With that lip curl, he could do whatever he wanted."

Except blow up balloons.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Uh-huh

Stop beating me to my one liners

Anyway, it's Uh-huh-huh...I think.

I think he did both, I'm off to Google it.

It’s muh huh huh , I think

That sounds like something an evil vampire would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uh-huh

Stop beating me to my one liners

Anyway, it's Uh-huh-huh...I think.

I think he did both, I'm off to Google it.

It’s muh huh huh , I think

That sounds like something an evil vampire would say

It sounded like him when I said it in my head

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Uh-huh

Stop beating me to my one liners

Anyway, it's Uh-huh-huh...I think.

I think he did both, I'm off to Google it.

It’s muh huh huh , I think

That sounds like something an evil vampire would say

It sounded like him when I said it in my head

I got The Count from Sesame Street

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

It's now or never......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uh-huh

Stop beating me to my one liners

Anyway, it's Uh-huh-huh...I think.

I think he did both, I'm off to Google it.

It’s muh huh huh , I think

That sounds like something an evil vampire would say

Or Dr Evil from Austin Powers

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

He must have got that reply off Elvis after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uh-huh

Stop beating me to my one liners

Anyway, it's Uh-huh-huh...I think.

I think he did both, I'm off to Google it.

It’s muh huh huh , I think

That sounds like something an evil vampire would say

It sounded like him when I said it in my head

I got The Count from Sesame Street

Oh ffs

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

“return to sender, address unknown, no such number, no such zone..”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I surprised Nero doesn't have his Blue suede shoes on.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

OP; you live in one of the best party towns in the UK, surely you can find a nice lass or two to have some fun with?

You could always have a look in Townhouse, on the Wirral too? Try one of their Newbies nights

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Calling Elvis, is anybody home

Calling Elvis, I'm here all alone

Did he leave the building

Or can he come to the phone

Calling Elvis, I'm here all alone...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I surprised Nero doesn't have his Blue suede shoes on.

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I just noticed this hidden snipe, Blu'! One day, you and me, we're going to Bossa Nova!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvis has now entered the building

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

There an obvious answer op

You need a wooden heart

Or go look for a kissing cousin

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

People don't you unserstand

This Op need a helping hand or he's going stay an anger young man for the rest of the day . are we too blind see there we can't simply turn

Our heads and look the other way .

As the world turns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should just clear up like I'm not some weirdo who's never been with a woman, I have no problems getting dates in real life & I've met several ladies off this site in the past, I just wanted to make the point of how difficult it is to get replies from girls on here recently.

Of course I realise the ratio would always have been largely in favour of males, but I wonder by how much that gap has increased in recent months/years.

If I'm wrong and my profile is off-putting in some way then fair enough, none taken haha but anyway it's been a laugh thanks for your funny replies today xx

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Don’t be cruel to the OP. He doesn’t have a Wooden Heart.

He’s caught in a trap.

I just can’t help believing, he will eat his Polk Salad with Annie in the cold Kentucky Rain.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Don’t be cruel to the OP. He doesn’t have a Wooden Heart.

He’s caught in a trap.

I just can’t help believing, he will eat his Polk Salad with Annie in the cold Kentucky Rain. "

Well only one thing to say to that

Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elvis has now entered the building

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

We can't go on forever in suspicious minds.

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

Hes also upset because he ain't nothing but a hound dog, trying all the time.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Never loved Elvis.

*was a great album.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Don;'t cry, Daddy!!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Imagine you actually could get a reply from Elvis. What would you ask him?"

I'd ask him if it was easy enough getting that OAP's free travel permit in Nottingham.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Good luck op

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Uh Huh !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Uh-huh"

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