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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted?

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By *pstanding CitizenMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Has to be on a plane... Think the people sat next to me knew too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted? "

In swimming pool bubbles embarassed me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Silent or with a bust ripples

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted? "

Quaker meeting whilst at school.

I was about 12, it was so quiet, then is wasnt!! Had held it for over an hour!

Everyone knew it was me. The massively red faced kid!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a lift at a shopping centre. It was full. Now I fart as I leave and look back

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I am fairly shameless so I had to think hard.

I think during a GCSE exam, which I didn't realise I had. I thought I had finished so I took hallucinogenics with my mates to celebrate.

Then I had to go into the exam high as a kite. I think I was the one that farted it's hard to say, but the vortex of feelings that ensued lasted a life time in my headspace.

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By *agnar73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted? "

Art Gallery Edinburgh. My daughter with me at time and she just walked away.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Silent on a bus I just turned my head as everyone else did acting like the innocent party

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

In his face.

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By *entleman.kMan
over a year ago

close by

A long time ago walking kids to school,other kids and parents about and it was every step for about ten steps,you just have to laugh,satisfying and embarrassing at the same time with kids howling with laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a church, probably 10 years or so ago. At an ex-workmates funeral. Was the part when everyone was stood up, you could hear a pin drop. Buttocks clenched so tightly, yet it managed to sneak out. Sounding like someone was playing a piece of grass. So embarrassing.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

In a operating theatre/operating room, just before getting spinal anesthesia, it was my last memory between 4pm and 11pm

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I remember like it was yesterday at school a lad in our class who was a very broad brummie farted in class. It seemed to resonate from the laminate Woden chair he was sat on and the class dissolved into laughter (it was a boy’s grammar school) the teacher sent him to the headmaster, when asked why he was there he said “I farted “. The headmaster also burst into laughter.

Worst for me was in a lift. I couldn’t help it and it was awful. I still feel the embarrassment now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was working in an office in Madrid a while ago when a colleague let rip with one that rattled the windows. None of the other staff flinched in the slightest, until I announced "I'll name that tune in one"

A reference for our older readers.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted? "
I'm sure it has

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Massage therapist at the weekend. On the bright side it stopped me from getting an erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a French lesson when I was at school - decades ago now.

It was a real squealer and if I wasn't already embarrased by it, the teacher made it worse by asking me questions, in French about when my birthday was and if I was getting a trombone.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Was in Chislehurst caves we got to a bit where they turned all the torches and lights of to show just how dark it was! Was with daughter and her bf and I was well known for farting! Someone let out a loud one! But it truly was not me this time but they both blamed me in front of others! x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Just before the coffin went behind the curtain

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Running up the stairs is always a bad one. Comes out in bursts.

The mr

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

I can’t remember ever being embarrassed.

What does that say about me?

However, I don’t think I’ve ever been in the presence of anyone who has let out a loud or a smelly one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a private box at the Royal Albert Hall. It was at a performance of Wagner and the conductor was just lifting his baton for the first act, so the hall was dead quiet. The acoustics in that place are embarrassingly good

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

At work we have a tiny cupboard which houses the photocopier. I was in there doing a huge stack of copying so was merrily guffing away without thinking.

Got so blasé I released a proper stinker towards the end of my copython. Went to walk out and someone I really fancied was waiting to go in.

I hurried away, mortified by what she would think of me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not embarrassed at all

In supermarket and it was very loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted? "

I don't find farting embarrassing. I fart wherever I like with impunity.

MrWho.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted?

I don't find farting embarrassing. I fart wherever I like with impunity.

MrWho."

I generally don’t and sometimes weaponise them down the isles in B&Q but she was really pretty so that time I will accept a small amount of embarrassment

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Anyone familiar with PureGym will be aware that they have keypad pin operated "entry capsules."

I dropped a rotten one as I exited, then I looked back in the hope that no-one had entered immediately after me and made eye contact with a stunner!

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

Lmao reading these!

For me one in particular stands out, RE exam near the end, total silence and my tightly clenched buttocks seemed to draw it out for an inordinate length of time, with a high pitched whine as described in a post above as blowing over a blade of grass

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Don’t fart with noise cancelling headphones on… you think you’re sneaking it… and … you’re not!!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Funeral, the minutes silence.

To make matters worse, when we left the building and mingled outside. Loads came up and said 'was that you?' I couldn't deny it, mum was to quick to say 'yes it was him'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a queue long to pay in Argos.

I coughed, which caused me to crack a loud fart off. Two people in front of me moved further away and one left the queue. Bizarrely the person directly behind me stayed put...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my old gym. Went off to a space to do my warm up and farted loudly and unexpectedly. It echoed. Two people beside me gave me a death glare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was always in bed and there’s no blaming anyone else is there?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"In a queue long to pay in Argos.

I coughed, which caused me to crack a loud fart off. Two people in front of me moved further away and one left the queue. Bizarrely the person directly behind me stayed put..."

This made me laugh! I chastised myself for being juvenile and then carried on laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh , exam rooms for sure

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Returning a sexy blondes smile in the asda

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton


"Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted? "

Something to confess by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All girls student house. I squeezed her but ended up passing wind myself

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

If I'm in Wilkinson's I tend to go to the make up and perfume section and hope it doesn't follow me

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

At a podiatrists. Moved on the table thing whilst having my feet examined. It just kind of leapt out. More of a clap/bang than a fart.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

In a busy beer garden sitting on one of those plastic patio chairs which amplified the sound.

It was my first day out drinking after the birth of my son and I think I forgot I was in public and not at home on the couch. My husband said I casually lifted one arse cheek, let rip and then carried on talking as though nothing had happened.

The woman sitting behind me nearly spat her teeth out.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

We play the fart game at home, so I'm pretty good at silent ones. The best was a silent but deadly at the checkout and everyone thought it was my mate and gave her the evils

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

In a work meeting on teams. The mic picked it up, highlighted my name, and the conversation stopped.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

School assembly on those old skool wooden floors.....what a sound laughed my head of and got sent out

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm childish enough to find farts funny.

A few years back my mum had been to visit me, and as I ushered her into the lift to go home I let a rip-roaring fart go - shoved my arse right into the lift so she got the full impact.

All very funny until it stopped at the next floor and someone else got into the lift. My poor mum.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted? "

You would only know if it was if your own secret was revealed also don't be shy you are amongst friends

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