FabSwingers.com forum: i heared the smoocher is cooler than me :/

By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

this news devastates me lol.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

fair play, nearly spilt me ovaltine...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

At the moment its pretty even. You need to add more ? an "" and you may start to get ahead

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

He wasnt into seagulls, ken dodd or fez's.

Where did he go????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

smoocher was a grumpy old man, you are more like an annoying puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son of Smoocher.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"smoocher was a grumpy old man, you are more like an annoying puppy

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lol spankyou for the compliment.....i need to hunt this dude down

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Son of Smoocher.

Britains got talent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss smoocher!!

But have to say that your nearly as annoying!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Son of Smoocher.

If smocher was still here it would be smoocher&son lol

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Son of Smoocher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Son of Smoocher.

If smocher was still here it would be smoocher&son lol"

A bit like steptoe and son!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Not so much cooler, let's say different.....

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"I miss smoocher!!

But have to say that your nearly as annoying!

even more annoying.. but not had as many threads closed yet as HS did.. ???""

annoying puppy isnt a compliment..

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"Son of Smoocher.

If smocher was still here it would be smoocher&son lol"
how long has he been gone?? i have a funny feeling he may be returning soon loool.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Son of Smoocher.

If smocher was still here it would be smoocher&son lol"

why did i think of Cat Stevens then..

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

But scarily similar

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Not so much cooler, let's say different....."

like a kick in the testicles is different to a poke in the eye...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I beg to differ....this makes Smoocher seem distinctly intelligent and almost mainstream.

This is an altogeher different level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But scarily similar

Indeed!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Not so much cooler, let's say different.....

like a kick in the testicles is different to a poke in the eye...

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"Not so much cooler, let's say different.....

like a kick in the testicles is different to a poke in the eye...

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so much cooler, let's say different.....

like a kick in the testicles is different to a poke in the eye...

But both as irritating as hives.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"Not so much cooler, let's say different.....

like a kick in the testicles is different to a poke in the eye...

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il take the kick in the balls.....smooch can have the eye poke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoocher was as cool as Samuel L Jackson you got a battle on your hands to reach that level

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Not so much cooler, let's say different.....

like a kick in the testicles is different to a poke in the eye...

But both as irritating as hives."

Bee hives..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss smoocher!!

But have to say that your nearly as annoying!

I stand corrected!!

A lot more annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I beg to differ....this makes Smoocher seem distinctly intelligent and almost mainstream.

This is an altogeher different level

Cant see any family resemblance!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Son of Smoocher.

If smocher was still here it would be smoocher&son lol

why did i think of Cat Stevens then..

Maybe you were listening to Yusuf Islam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I'd seen smoocher now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I'd seen smoocher now lol"

Trust me you're not missing much!

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"I wish I'd seen smoocher now lol

Trust me you're not missing much!"
dont slag my dad off like that when he aint here to defend himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I'd seen smoocher now lol

Trust me you're not missing much!dont slag my dad off like that when he aint here to defend himself

I'd happily do it to his face but he's not worth risking a ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss smoocher!!

But have to say that your nearly as annoying!

even more annoying.. but not had as many threads closed yet as HS did.. ???""

annoying puppy isnt a compliment..

Agree, smoocher was an idiot, your posts (OP) are just as stupid and pointless as his posts. Being referred to being like smoocher is not a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so much cooler, let's say different.....

like a kick in the testicles is different to a poke in the eye...

il take the kick in the balls.....smooch can have the eye poke."

are you hoping for sympathy and maybe get a rub better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont miss him,

So many of my friends left because of people like him

The OP doesnt seem bad to me,

Oooh no doubt this will vanish or the thread will be pulled

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Smoocher was definately "odd" - the OP is at least responding with understandable posts (although I do kinda miss the lack of ", ? and misplaced punctuation in a masochistic way) plus the PMs I received off Smoocher when I posted on "his" threads were even more confusing. Welcome to the forums Sir johnny - have lots of fun

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'd managed to erase smoocher from my memory until this thread. Not much makes me want to throw my phone out the window and cancel my Internet but he did!! Lol.

Ill be watching for your posts now OP but you've got a battle on your hands if you want to take over smoocher as winner of

'most bizarre use of quotation marks'

'Shortest opening posts to own thread'

'Most imaginary meets'

'Oddest profile EVER'

'Ability to max out a thread in record time assuming it didn't get pulled'

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this news devastates me lol."

ooooo im sure a hug and a kiss would make u feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss smoocher!!

But have to say that your nearly as annoying!

They do look rather similar, don't they....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way cooler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd managed to erase smoocher from my memory until this thread. Not much makes me want to throw my phone out the window and cancel my Internet but he did!! Lol.

Ill be watching for your posts now OP but you've got a battle on your hands if you want to take over smoocher as winner of

'most bizarre use of quotation marks'

'Shortest opening posts to own thread'

'Most imaginary meets'

'Oddest profile EVER'

'Ability to max out a thread in record time assuming it didn't get pulled'

Lol x "

ya missed one...

'Being Forum regulars secret guilty posting pleasure'.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I miss smoocher!!

But have to say that your nearly as annoying!

They do look rather similar, don't they....

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There are similarities.....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I do love the fact that people say you are spouting nonsense on your threads...

really, nonsense, on threads, in the lounge..... really

nonsense acceptance depends on the author's standing in the community, crack on... I like it

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and the main difference I see, every reply you have made has been in good banter, non offensive and replied with good grace..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I do love the fact that people say you are spouting nonsense on your threads...

really, nonsense, on threads, in the lounge..... really

nonsense acceptance depends on the author's standing in the community, crack on... I like it

I concur!

If it wasn't for nonsense I wouldn't even read threads. More bollox I say!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I dont miss him,

So many of my friends left because of people like him

The OP doesnt seem bad to me,

Oooh no doubt this will vanish or the thread will be pulled

people actually left?

why?

why not just choose to not get involved..

hey ho..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont miss him,

So many of my friends left because of people like him

The OP doesnt seem bad to me,

Oooh no doubt this will vanish or the thread will be pulled

Why would someone's post lead people to leave? Why not just ignore threads that don't tickle ones fancy?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I dont miss him,

So many of my friends left because of people like him

The OP doesnt seem bad to me,

Oooh no doubt this will vanish or the thread will be pulled

Why would someone's post lead people to leave? Why not just ignore threads that don't tickle ones fancy? "

Especially seeing as he was only here a few weeks

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I do love the fact that people say you are spouting nonsense on your threads...

really, nonsense, on threads, in the lounge..... really

nonsense acceptance depends on the author's standing in the community, crack on... I like it

I concur!

If it wasn't for nonsense I wouldn't even read threads. More bollox I say!"

Here here... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont miss him,

So many of my friends left because of people like him

The OP doesnt seem bad to me,

Oooh no doubt this will vanish or the thread will be pulled

people actually left?

why?

why not just choose to not get involved..

hey ho.."

Well sorry to say a number of abusive pm's stemmed from the threads, and yes whilst you can block the OP at the time, many men thought he was good and took up the cause.

I was lucky and blocked smoocher very early on and then did not open anything with him as the author.

I guess it was the last straw for them.

But the forum does change, its swings back and forth.

And it is discussed socially, via text etc

Many people are here just for the forums, so when the forums are just causing you to log off, I can see why they wouldn't bother staying.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I dont miss him,

So many of my friends left because of people like him

The OP doesnt seem bad to me,

Oooh no doubt this will vanish or the thread will be pulled

people actually left?

why?

why not just choose to not get involved..

hey ho..

Well sorry to say a number of abusive pm's stemmed from the threads, and yes whilst you can block the OP at the time, many men thought he was good and took up the cause.

I was lucky and blocked smoocher very early on and then did not open anything with him as the author.

I guess it was the last straw for them.

But the forum does change, its swings back and forth.

And it is discussed socially, via text etc

Many people are here just for the forums, so when the forums are just causing you to log off, I can see why they wouldn't bother staying.

There are a few people around that wind me up and I'm sure it works both ways. I just don't bother to read the thread. If someone decides to leave purely over one persons posts. I guess they are not getting any enjoyment whatsoever from the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont miss him,

So many of my friends left because of people like him

The OP doesnt seem bad to me,

Oooh no doubt this will vanish or the thread will be pulled

Why would someone's post lead people to leave? Why not just ignore threads that don't tickle ones fancy? "

I posted what I thought was a reasonable, yet thought provoking observation/comment on someones thread the other week and they left..... probably in a fit of artistic pique....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont miss him,

So many of my friends left because of people like him

The OP doesnt seem bad to me,

Oooh no doubt this will vanish or the thread will be pulled

Why would someone's post lead people to leave? Why not just ignore threads that don't tickle ones fancy?

I posted what I thought was a reasonable, yet thought provoking observation/comment on someones thread the other week and they left..... probably in a fit of artistic pique....

A Flounce then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise the smoocher only became cool when he vanished!!!

Just an observation!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My left tit is cooler than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My left tit is cooler than you

Snowing in Evesham Evie?

You should wrap up warm - you'll end up all perky! On second thoughts!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"My left tit is cooler than you

Snowing in Evesham Evie?

You should wrap up warm - you'll end up all perky! On second thoughts!

I'm always perky......joys of pierced nipples

And no it's not snowing and I want to make sexy snow angels grrrrrrrrrrr

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Have I missed something? Is there a prize for starting the most forum posts in the last 24 hrs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed something? Is there a prize for starting the most forum posts in the last 24 hrs??

If so I know where the prize is going!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed something? Is there a prize for starting the most forum posts in the last 24 hrs??

If so I know where the prize is going! "

Ruby! !!!!!!!! Traitor!!! Ha ha xx

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"My left tit is cooler than you

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let me see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed something? Is there a prize for starting the most forum posts in the last 24 hrs??

If so I know where the prize is going!

Ruby! !!!!!!!! Traitor!!! Ha ha xx"

Haha I haven't worked out what the prize is yet lol

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"Have I missed something? Is there a prize for starting the most forum posts in the last 24 hrs??

If so I know where the prize is going!

Ruby! !!!!!!!! Traitor!!! Ha ha xx

Haha I haven't worked out what the prize is yet lol"
my prize us a night of passionate love making with ruby and her freinds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed something? Is there a prize for starting the most forum posts in the last 24 hrs??

If so I know where the prize is going!

Ruby! !!!!!!!! Traitor!!! Ha ha xx

Haha I haven't worked out what the prize is yet lolmy prize us a night of passionate love making with ruby and her freinds

In your dreams pal

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"Have I missed something? Is there a prize for starting the most forum posts in the last 24 hrs??

If so I know where the prize is going!

Ruby! !!!!!!!! Traitor!!! Ha ha xx

Haha I haven't worked out what the prize is yet lolmy prize us a night of passionate love making with ruby and her freinds

In your dreams pal"
dont be shy shoe me ur pie :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed something? Is there a prize for starting the most forum posts in the last 24 hrs??

If so I know where the prize is going!

Ruby! !!!!!!!! Traitor!!! Ha ha xx

Haha I haven't worked out what the prize is yet lolmy prize us a night of passionate love making with ruby and her freinds

In your dreams paldont be shy shoe me ur pie :p"

Shy yes, desperate, no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed something? Is there a prize for starting the most forum posts in the last 24 hrs??

If so I know where the prize is going!

Ruby! !!!!!!!! Traitor!!! Ha ha xx

Haha I haven't worked out what the prize is yet lolmy prize us a night of passionate love making with ruby and her freinds

In your dreams paldont be shy shoe me ur pie :p

Shy yes, desperate, no"

I don't make love I fuck! And you're a little too young for me!

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself."

And it starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself.

And it starts

Oh dear. I'm going to hold my tongue on this as I thought I was polite.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

wasnt aimed at you.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself."

bit uncalled for if i may say..

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

yes i agree

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself."

It didn't take long did it!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It doesn't matter who the post was aimed at.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

lolz i didnt start with the insults im completly innocent

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"It doesn't matter who the post was aimed at.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

im gona defend myself end off

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

here we go..... I did wonder how long..

OP: never react to anybody in the way you did. People will goad, your threads and replies have been all in good spirits so far. Rise above it, the very fact you may irritate some will happen, they will try and ignore but the way it works, it is highly likely they won't be able to and will goad...

rise above it...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"here we go..... I did wonder how long..

rise above it...

Like a helium filled condom.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

How do you shoe a pie?? X

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

goad?? if they dont like my reply dont attack me in.the first place lol.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Yeap, I knew it wouldn't be long before this happened, maybe twins separated at birth lol

OP, if you can't take it, maybe slow down your forum posts! There is never need for abuse!

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

how can.you not ignore something you dont like?? if some 1 pissed me off on here id just ignore them and get on with things. it cant effect people that much surely

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

why should i slow down?? there isnt a limmit cap every 1 is free to post what they want. really cant see what the problem is here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself."

Now there's the way to handle rejection!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself.

Now there's the way to handle rejection!!

I think you're pretty, Obi....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself.

Now there's the way to handle rejection!!

I think you're pretty, Obi....

Pretty as a picture.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself.

Now there's the way to handle rejection!!

I think you're pretty, Obi....

Pretty as a picture.....

Munch 'The Scream'

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

well im not appologising first

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"why should i slow down?? there isnt a limmit cap every 1 is free to post what they want. really cant see what the problem is here."

Sometimes I wish there was! But I give up, not saying another word!! Obviously words of wisdom are completely lost here

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"why should i slow down?? there isnt a limmit cap every 1 is free to post what they want. really cant see what the problem is here."

Taken from the forum rules that is there to click on everytime you post something or start a thread.....

Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"why should i slow down?? there isnt a limmit cap every 1 is free to post what they want. really cant see what the problem is here.

Sometimes I wish there was! But I give up, not saying another word!! Obviously words of wisdom are completely lost here

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yes im not the sharpest tool in the shed :L

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"why should i slow down?? there isnt a limmit cap every 1 is free to post what they want. really cant see what the problem is here.

Taken from the forum rules that is there to click on everytime you post something or start a thread.....

Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum

If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content (just one example), it's not fair and we'll take action. "
ur a mod?? im not doing it deliberatly to pee anybody off just have alot on my mind lol. i mean 5 posts today is it really that bad??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself."

And the first insult is thrown....

Wondered how long it be

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

In fact im going to post the whole list of forum rules for everyone

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"why should i slow down?? there isnt a limmit cap every 1 is free to post what they want. really cant see what the problem is here.

Taken from the forum rules that is there to click on everytime you post something or start a thread.....

Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum

If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content (just one example), it's not fair and we'll take action. ur a mod?? im not doing it deliberatly to pee anybody off just have alot on my mind lol. i mean 5 posts today is it really that bad?? "

31 threads started in 2 days.... Most I've ever seen here in nearly 2 years...!

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"why should i slow down?? there isnt a limmit cap every 1 is free to post what they want. really cant see what the problem is here.

Taken from the forum rules that is there to click on everytime you post something or start a thread.....

Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum

If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content (just one example), it's not fair and we'll take action. ur a mod?? im not doing it deliberatly to pee anybody off just have alot on my mind lol. i mean 5 posts today is it really that bad??

31 threads started in 2 days.... Most I've ever seen here in nearly 2 years...!

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atleast you got alot more options now lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Good job you have posted the rules again.

As I have raised several times. They are not displayed on the mobile site. It is unfair to ask people to abide by something they know nothing of

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"why should i slow down?? there isnt a limmit cap every 1 is free to post what they want. really cant see what the problem is here.

Taken from the forum rules that is there to click on everytime you post something or start a thread.....

Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum

If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content (just one example), it's not fair and we'll take action. ur a mod?? im not doing it deliberatly to pee anybody off just have alot on my mind lol. i mean 5 posts today is it really that bad??

31 threads started in 2 days.... Most I've ever seen here in nearly 2 years...!

atleast you got alot more options now lol

Not quite how I see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"Good job you have posted the rules again.

As I have raised several times. They are not displayed on the mobile site. It is unfair to ask people to abide by something they know nothing of"

Are'nt they? ive never noticed that im off to have a look on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"desperate lol ok then chic

you aint no pritty painting ureself.

Now there's the way to handle rejection!!

I think you're pretty, Obi....

Pretty as a picture.....

Munch 'The Scream'

Phew! Thought you were going to say one of those dogs playing poker!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"Good job you have posted the rules again.

As I have raised several times. They are not displayed on the mobile site. It is unfair to ask people to abide by something they know nothing of"

Ryan you're right! that really needs adressing if admin can do it,so many people use their phones now

Do you want to ask the nicely in the feedback forum

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Good job you have posted the rules again.

As I have raised several times. They are not displayed on the mobile site. It is unfair to ask people to abide by something they know nothing of

Ryan you're right! that really needs adressing if admin can do it,so many people use their phones now

Do you want to ask the nicely in the feedback forum

I have. The last time was 2 weeks ago. Admin replied and said they would sort it.

Couple of times today people have unknowingly gone against the rules.

It's hard enough when you do know them lol

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

so how many topics u allowed to post a day??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Good job you have posted the rules again.

As I have raised several times. They are not displayed on the mobile site. It is unfair to ask people to abide by something they know nothing of

Ryan you're right! that really needs adressing if admin can do it,so many people use their phones now

Do you want to ask the nicely in the feedback forum

I have. The last time was 2 weeks ago. Admin replied and said they would sort it.

Couple of times today people have unknowingly gone against the rules.

It's hard enough when you do know them lol"

It's hard enough eh? eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

This is addressed to everyone,why do you feel the need to react if you don't like something?

Just ignore the threads its so simple, you come across like a pack of wolves sometimes and its not pretty at all,and no wonder people see the forums as sometimes very cliquey

I think everyone needs to read the rules ive posted as they apply to everyone,even those that have been posting regularly and see themselves as part of the forum family

The OP may not be everyones cup of tea,if hes not yours then leave the thread alone without reaction because from what I can see there has been a fair bit of goading going on from last night,this has continued today which has mostly been taken in good grace,can all of you say that your comments towards the OP have been posted in the same manner?

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