FabSwingers.com forum: i want to seagull a girl ;)

By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

any takers??

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

What? You want to nick her ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit on her car and damage the paintwork?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What? You want to nick her ice cream?

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no he wants to shit on her head

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

nope haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a seagull? I thought it was a bird

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Shit on her car and damage the paintwork?

heeee

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

knew before opening the lounge forum who the op was for this thread...

hey ho..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No, it's swoop in and steal her chips.

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"knew before opening the lounge forum who the op was for this thread...

hey ho.."

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"knew before opening the lounge forum who the op was for this thread...

hey ho.."
its the real slim shady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ken dot is that a sex act wearing a fez?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I have, you should get locked up for that.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

any willing females?? lol.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

whats a fez??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"knew before opening the lounge forum who the op was for this thread...

hey ho..its the real slim shady

yes, course it is..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got a spare seagull for sale, but unfortunately Desmond is not house trained

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"whats a fez??"

The coolest headgear any man could possible wear.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"whats a fez??"

its a bit, 'just like that'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I have, you should get locked up for that. "

I looked it up I must admit I lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"whats a fez??

The coolest headgear any man could possible wear."

they do look pretty fetching..

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

can someone please explain a seagull and a Ken dot !!! im waiting to put the bins out and dont want to miss anything

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"can someone please explain a seagull and a Ken dot !!! im waiting to put the bins out and dont want to miss anything

Do you suspect this may be a disappearing thread?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"can someone please explain a seagull and a Ken dot !!! im waiting to put the bins out and dont want to miss anything

think you can safely put them out, dont think its anything too exciting or appealing at all..

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"can someone please explain a seagull and a Ken dot !!! im waiting to put the bins out and dont want to miss anything

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lool go do the bins the post not going anywere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Dictionaria Urbana:

When A girl is spread out face down while 4 guys tag team the fuck out of her with one in the pussy and one getting head while the two guys on the sides both get handjobs as shes fully suspended. She'll flock around taking it all from all angles with her wings out like a seagull.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??"

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that wasnt wot google told me lol

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"From Dictionaria Urbana:

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Grrr, I rely on this forum for my education, thought I was going to discover a new sexuality (seagullness) or sexual position (Kendot).

Im disappointed now.

Bins going out.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

im gona seagull my.next meet lol.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"From Dictionaria Urbana:

Nice! Id rather wear a fez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Web definitions; The practice of Seagulling is to ejaculate into ones hand and proceed to slap a stranger round the face, with said salty hand.en.wiktionary.org/wiki/seagulling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have loads of seagulls here!! Pesky things indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Dictionaria Urbana:

Nice! Id rather wear a fez

Fez's are cool!

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over a year ago

"Web definitions; The practice of Seagulling is to ejaculate into ones hand and proceed to slap a stranger round the face, with said salty hand.en.wiktionary.org/wiki/seagulling"

Hahaha! a bit like being tangoed?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"im gona seagull my.next meet lol."

On your own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I never........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????"

If you've ever seen his live act on stage, probably around 1992.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP what did you mean ?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

What is this about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i assume its a bdsm term, very interesting though

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????"

ooops! My bad

- he's not dead - just ancient!

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"Web definitions; The practice of Seagulling is to ejaculate into ones hand and proceed to slap a stranger round the face, with said salty hand.en.wiktionary.org/wiki/seagulling

Hahaha! a bit like being tangoed?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????

If you've ever seen his live act on stage, probably around 1992."

He's still in Knotty Ash with the Diddy Men isn't he?

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????

If you've ever seen his live act on stage, probably around 1992.

He's still in Knotty Ash with the Diddy Men isn't he?"

Hope so, ive been waving to him from my car as i drive past for years. Still waiting for a wave back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What? You want to nick her ice cream?

no he wants to shit on her head"

thats what went through my head too

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Hmm thought schools were back already !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"whats a fez??

The coolest headgear any man could possible wear."

Oi, what's wrong with my hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no he wants to shit on her head"

I thought that was a 'Mexican Halloween'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats a fez??

The coolest headgear any man could possible wear.

Oi, what's wrong with my hat

Its not a Fez?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????

ooops! My bad

- he's not dead - just ancient! "

I thought he was dead too,put him on Fabios dead pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

Kenn Dodd's dead!!?!??????

I knew his dad's dog was but, hey who knew...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ken Dodd

The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd

Taken from the Urban Dictionary which I think the OP is trying to work his way through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fez was what Tommy Cooper wore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any takers??"

Just looked both up, can't say I want a slap round face with a guys cum. That's me out!

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Was Tommy Cooper who wore the fez and had a heart attack on stage. Ken Dodd had the ticklin stick.

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over a year ago

"Ken Dodd

The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd

Taken from the Urban Dictionary which I think the OP is trying to work his way through. "

Hahaha love it!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

Kenn Dodd's dead!!?!??????

I knew his dad's dog was but, hey who knew..."

Ken Dodd'd dads dogs dead...kin ell

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"Ken Dodd

The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd

Taken from the Urban Dictionary which I think the OP is trying to work his way through.

Hahaha love it!

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lol funny shit.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd rather have Tommy Cooper instead, just like that (with a fez).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

Kenn Dodd's dead!!?!??????

I knew his dad's dog was but, hey who knew...

Ken Dodd'd dads dogs dead...kin ell

Well it made me larf. In 1980!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool."

Help me sweet Jesus... I laughed at the image when I read that.....

I will be posting on kiss, fuck or sledgehammer my nut in threads next....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool.

Help me sweet Jesus... I laughed at the image when I read that.....

I will be posting on kiss, fuck or sledgehammer my nut in threads next....

View, it's commendable that you could admit that.

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over a year ago

"When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool."

I think there's more chance of you doing the version with the woman, the 3 other guys and the sex swing than slapping a woman in the kisser with a hand full of spaff.

There's certainly more chance you'll keep your man-parts, anyway!

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over a year ago

"When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool.

Help me sweet Jesus... I laughed at the image when I read that.....

I will be posting on kiss, fuck or sledgehammer my nut in threads next....

I laughed too but you just can't help but laugh at somethng like that

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool.

Help me sweet Jesus... I laughed at the image when I read that.....

I will be posting on kiss, fuck or sledgehammer my nut in threads next....

welcome to the world of the plebs View..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spaff"

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????

If you've ever seen his live act on stage, probably around 1992.

He's still in Knotty Ash with the Diddy Men isn't he?

Hope so, ive been waving to him from my car as i drive past for years. Still waiting for a wave back.

That's probably cos he's down The jam Butty Mines when your driving past....

For the record Ken Dodd is very much alive and is still regularly on stage performing his Happiness Show.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

But I have been off my meds for 4 years now and I am frantically searching the drawer for a stray pill....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit on her car and damage the paintwork?

LMAO!

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"lol u lot are so funny.

aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??

It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair

And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...

eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????

If you've ever seen his live act on stage, probably around 1992.

He's still in Knotty Ash with the Diddy Men isn't he?

Hope so, ive been waving to him from my car as i drive past for years. Still waiting for a wave back.

That's probably cos he's down The jam Butty Mines when your driving past....

For the record Ken Dodd is very much alive and is still regularly on stage performing his Happiness Show."

..... he really does live in Knotty Ash tho.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bloody hell, that's similar to what happened to me t'other day - I was on the bus when a guy tapped me on the shoulder and said "I think you have semen on the back of your jacket"..."Nah, it's probably seagull crap" I said - he responded "No, it's definately semen, I don't ejaculate seagull crap"

Was that you SirJ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ken Dodd

The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd

Taken from the Urban Dictionary which I think the OP is trying to work his way through. "

I wake up like that everyday... Wonder who visits me in the night

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's frightening the amount of people who either don't know or don't own a Fez.

Shame on you all! AND DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

Funky Fact #68

I and my other self share the largest collection of Fez outside of North Africa.

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Dictionaria Urbana:

Hmmmm... nom nom nom!! Me likes the sound of that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I have been off my meds for 4 years now and I am frantically searching the drawer for a stray pill...."

Look down the sides of the sofa. You'll find some there.

Incidentally, the sides of the sofa is also known as 'the last place you looked'.

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