FabSwingers.com forum: Face pics

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

Or like me do you favour the "moody I'm gonna murder you in the night look"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a face that ugly it could only be defined as a seat

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Moody bitch face usually. I don’t like smiley pics of me. I get hamster cheeks and slitty eyes

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I usually send the most recent picture or video from my friends only folder. I don't think my face has changed in years, but I'd rather send a recent pic than have someone be disappointed or think I was catfishing.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've never wanted to be murdered in the night more

Mine tend to be "least weird looking of the bunch" and if it isn't too scary then that's a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like a serial killer when I smile so fuck sending smiley pictures.

I have one, unfiltered, no make up. I send that one. If that doesn't put 'em off then nothing will lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moody bitch face usually. I don’t like smiley pics of me. I get hamster cheeks and slitty eyes "

Yes! I look demonic when I smile in photos. Moody bitch face is where it's at.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I just have it my profile when looking for meets saves all that. I used to hate that bit before , you get to there then a no or silence.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I only have a pan faced killer look so i just roll with it..

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

Smiling one. Although I have my face on public show so don’t really send any in messages.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, and usually if I'm taking pictures or videos of my face it's with that post orgasmic half smile or occasionally a pout.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually send the most recent picture or video from my friends only folder. I don't think my face has changed in years, but I'd rather send a recent pic than have someone be disappointed or think I was catfishing."

I'm always taking recent ones for this reason. Plus depending how the diets going my face can be a tad puffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a conversation killer - there is no good look to it but I can do nowt about it x

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I always send two, one with a beard and one without (as facial hair on men is polarising) as i flit between the 2 anyway, both are of me smiling…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a face that ugly it could only be defined as a seat

Some seats are beautiful

Wait, is this the male or female???

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mine tend to be "least weird looking of the bunch" and if it isn't too scary then that's a bonus."

Posh. C’mon. Literally the sexiest one you’ve ever sent me was the one you described as ‘scary’.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

A smiler

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

Or like me do you favour the "moody I'm gonna murder you in the night look"?

Murder in the night look, but not over the top. Just enough so that it looms in the back of the mind. I find that's more anxiety provoking.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I only have a pan faced killer look so i just roll with it.."

I can vouch for this to be fair

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I only do smiley face so that’s the one I use. Whichever is the latest one I’ve taken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like a serial killer when I smile so fuck sending smiley pictures.

I have one, unfiltered, no make up. I send that one. If that doesn't put 'em off then nothing will lol "

I tend to send the non make up one first. Scare em off quick!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

It's the unpixelated version of the one in our profile where my hair is longer. Or one of us both smiling on a night out. Not sent them many times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never wanted to be murdered in the night more

Mine tend to be "least weird looking of the bunch" and if it isn't too scary then that's a bonus."

Lady you have a beautiful face, a bit too smiley for me but, I'll accept it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine tend to be "least weird looking of the bunch" and if it isn't too scary then that's a bonus.

Posh. C’mon. Literally the sexiest one you’ve ever sent me was the one you described as ‘scary’."

That was because it was actually Nora

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I tend to just try and send one I've taken recently. Facially I've not changed much at all but my hair colour has

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine tend to be "least weird looking of the bunch" and if it isn't too scary then that's a bonus.

Posh. C’mon. Literally the sexiest one you’ve ever sent me was the one you described as ‘scary’.

That was because it was actually Nora

(This isn't true... don't all yell at me)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only have a pan faced killer look so i just roll with it.."

The murder look is popular

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I only have a pan faced killer look so i just roll with it..

I can vouch for this to be fair "

it suits my dark soul!!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I look like a serial killer when I smile so fuck sending smiley pictures.

I have one, unfiltered, no make up. I send that one. If that doesn't put 'em off then nothing will lol

I tend to send the non make up one first. Scare em off quick!

Yep mine is no make up too.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've never wanted to be murdered in the night more

Mine tend to be "least weird looking of the bunch" and if it isn't too scary then that's a bonus.

Lady you have a beautiful face, a bit too smiley for me but, I'll accept it. "

You're just brainwashed into thinking it by my sparkling personality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

Or like me do you favour the "moody I'm gonna murder you in the night look"?

Murder in the night look, but not over the top. Just enough so that it looms in the back of the mind. I find that's more anxiety provoking."

Something a tad sexy about a guy that looks a bit scary.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I only have a pan faced killer look so i just roll with it..

I can vouch for this to be fair

it suits my dark soul!!! "

You speak the truth woman

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I’m usually smiley.

Depends on how I’m feeling. I’ll often take one there and then. I like the spontaneity and reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite content with all our face pics

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I look like a serial killer when I smile so fuck sending smiley pictures.

I have one, unfiltered, no make up. I send that one. If that doesn't put 'em off then nothing will lol

I tend to send the non make up one first. Scare em off quick!

Yep mine is no make up too. "

Jesus H Christ I can’t send a no make up one… I would scare everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face isn’t going to be for everyone.

Some people like it, others don’t.

For those who don’t like it and are female, you could always just sit on it to hide it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a serial killer when I smile so fuck sending smiley pictures.

I have one, unfiltered, no make up. I send that one. If that doesn't put 'em off then nothing will lol

I tend to send the non make up one first. Scare em off quick!

Yep mine is no make up too.

Jesus H Christ I can’t send a no make up one… I would scare everyone

That's the idea

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You mean like an orgasm face when you say sex face?

If I've not got it on my profile, I send a few different ones. Try and keep them no more than a couple of months old because my face changes and it's now covered in wrinkles.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I look like a serial killer when I smile so fuck sending smiley pictures.

I have one, unfiltered, no make up. I send that one. If that doesn't put 'em off then nothing will lol

I tend to send the non make up one first. Scare em off quick!

Yep mine is no make up too.

Jesus H Christ I can’t send a no make up one… I would scare everyone

That's the idea

No… I mean really scare them… as in serial killer scary

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Always smiling or trying to look cool unless I'm d*unk then some pics look like I need assistance

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

People seem to prefer the smilier ones to the passport photos so I usually go with a small smile. Hate taking them though.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I have a few face pics but always feel it best to send a smiley face pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m usually smiley.

Depends on how I’m feeling. I’ll often take one there and then. I like the spontaneity and reality"

You have a beautiful smile! Bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like a serial killer when I smile so fuck sending smiley pictures.

I have one, unfiltered, no make up. I send that one. If that doesn't put 'em off then nothing will lol

I tend to send the non make up one first. Scare em off quick!

Yep mine is no make up too.

Jesus H Christ I can’t send a no make up one… I would scare everyone

It gets rid of the weak, I want my men with strong stomachs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Variety is the spice of life for me

so I have a handful up.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I always had a smiley face picture on my profile

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

If they don't like it, they can pin it to the door to keep the bailiffs away.

Attrition rate; 70%. I'm lived in. Fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put photos on that will scare people away so I don't have to make up excuses because I actually can't be bothered making the effort to get ready to meet them. My face does a good job of it so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a recent one to send but I always got RBF though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean like an orgasm face when you say sex face?

If I've not got it on my profile, I send a few different ones. Try and keep them no more than a couple of months old because my face changes and it's now covered in wrinkles. "

Yeah could be that, or you know just that "hey...." kinda face, where you're trying to get them to think of the sex stuff.

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Lip biting mirror selfie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always smiling or trying to look cool unless I'm d*unk then some pics look like I need assistance

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I look like a serial killer when I smile so fuck sending smiley pictures.

I have one, unfiltered, no make up. I send that one. If that doesn't put 'em off then nothing will lol

I tend to send the non make up one first. Scare em off quick!

Yep mine is no make up too.

Jesus H Christ I can’t send a no make up one… I would scare everyone

It gets rid of the weak, I want my men with strong stomachs. "

Well there is that… I’ll try it. I think it will scare 99% away so that’s great by me

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

The photo I now send is one I took it a few weeks ago. I was not entirely awake as I was still on my first or second coffee and wearing a great big fleecy Superman dressing gown with the hood up. Given my obvious love of lingerie, the absolute non-sexiness of the Superman dressing gown is so unexpected, it distracts most men from actually looking at my face to the extent that they usually still reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Variety is the spice of life for me

so I have a handful up."

I want eye make up like this!

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By *orset.JMan
over a year ago

Weymouth

I have taken about twenty and sent them to friends of mine on here and said pick what you think is the best. I did multiple expressions from serial killer to fluffy bunny’s - the full spectrum. Everyone went with the smiley one and the one I use - which personally I hate but maybe asking your friends for advice and listening is the way forward

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I only have a pan faced killer look so i just roll with it..

I can vouch for this to be fair

it suits my dark soul!!!

You speak the truth woman

Any man that isn’t excited by being slightly scared is simply not my type…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any most recent one, that we are smiling in

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I have a long, bad history with my smile.

If a picture happens where I find myself reasonably okay with how my smile looks, it'll be on here, tattooed on me, on a billboard, on flyers posted in all your doors tucked into the new Chinese takeaway menu and projected onto the fucking moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One we've taken on a night out. It's in private but we will always send when chatting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a recent one to send but I always got RBF though "

Oh I get told this all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lip biting mirror selfie

It's sheexxxxyyyy you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ‘I want to murder you eyes’ is my go to. I tend to like them a lot better than the ones I’m smiling in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a long, bad history with my smile.

Your face is already laminated on my bedside table. I clean it every morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I direct them to MySpace

*mods, this is a joke! I don’t even think that website exists!!!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

We usually send a few… often look quite different from one photo to the next so a variety helps people get a sense of who we are - and usually we just look tired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just send a selfie that’s kind of recent, if I do g hear back from them I assume they’ve had a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ‘I want to murder you eyes’ is my go to. I tend to like them a lot better than the ones I’m smiling in

I don't think I've ever sent a smiling one on here. I just have levels of moodiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a face that ugly it could only be defined as a seat

Some seats are beautiful

Wait, is this the male or female???"

You're favourite one, the male obvs

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Always go with my standard three mug shots..

Depending on the type of profile (sporty

for example) then I’ll match it with a sporty one of my own.

Either way, if I’m happy with moody shot of myself looking all mysterious in the Lake District, then I figure that’s the best version of me so f**k it..

It is what it is..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfies don't for me so always a recent one that someone else took

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just send a selfie that’s kind of recent, if I do g hear back from them I assume they’ve had a heart attack. "

You smooth talker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always go with my standard three mug shots..

Depending on the type of profile (sporty

for example) then I’ll match it with a sporty one of my own.

Either way, if I’m happy with moody shot of myself looking all mysterious in the Lake District, then I figure that’s the best version of me so f**k it..

It is what it is..

Huh, does a dark moody one match best with my profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We usually send a few… often look quite different from one photo to the next so a variety helps people get a sense of who we are - and usually we just look tired! "

I feel like I look like a different person in each one! You never know what you're gonna get

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

I just send a smiling one. Sometimes they even get opened

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I very rarely take selfies so mostly use the same one but took a new one recently that's my go-to now. I'm not a straight faced, blue steel kinda guy which I thought women would go for and I tried so my new one is just one of me smiling normally which I think is more like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just send a selfie that’s kind of recent, if I do g hear back from them I assume they’ve had a heart attack.

You smooth talker. "

Not smooth enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I look like a goofy twat when I smile so I go for supercilious twat

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Always go with my standard three mug shots..

Depending on the type of profile (sporty

for example) then I’ll match it with a sporty one of my own.

Either way, if I’m happy with moody shot of myself looking all mysterious in the Lake District, then I figure that’s the best version of me so f**k it..

It is what it is..

Huh, does a dark moody one match best with my profile? "

No I don’t think so.. but I’ll take a closer look of your profile again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just send a smiling one. Sometimes they even get opened

I like to be opened...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

3 carefully curated face pics on here. That's it. All me on holiday looking happy and relaxed in some pretence that's how I look all the time...

I don't ever send selfies as I look truly dreadful in them all. A forumite once sent me a selfie and it was so casually hot that I'm sure it was some kind of black magic...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I very rarely take selfies so mostly use the same one but took a new one recently that's my go-to now. I'm not a straight faced, blue steel kinda guy which I thought women would go for and I tried so my new one is just one of me smiling normally which I think is more like me

In person I do actually smile a lot! Hard to believe I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to look deranged when I try to do a sexy face...so I use one where I look the most normal

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"3 carefully curated face pics on here. That's it. All me on holiday looking happy and relaxed in some pretence that's how I look all the time...

I don't ever send selfies as I look truly dreadful in them all. A forumite once sent me a selfie and it was so casually hot that I'm sure it was some kind of black magic...

It was just filters and not casual at all, I worked hard on the angles

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

In person I do actually smile a lot! Hard to believe I know. "

I actually believe this, I bet you're a sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3 carefully curated face pics on here. That's it. All me on holiday looking happy and relaxed in some pretence that's how I look all the time...

I don't ever send selfies as I look truly dreadful in them all. A forumite once sent me a selfie and it was so casually hot that I'm sure it was some kind of black magic...

Aka filters.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Mine is recent, smiley, unfiltered. But the best I’ve looked in years

Buyer beware

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In person I do actually smile a lot! Hard to believe I know.

I actually believe this, I bet you're a sweetheart"

Ok you've gone to far now.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"3 carefully curated face pics on here. That's it. All me on holiday looking happy and relaxed in some pretence that's how I look all the time...

I don't ever send selfies as I look truly dreadful in them all. A forumite once sent me a selfie and it was so casually hot that I'm sure it was some kind of black magic...

It was just filters and not casual at all, I worked hard on the angles

Don't come near me with pics of your quality, Joe. Peerless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I look like a goofy twat when I smile so I go for supercilious twat"

Levels of twatness is also good

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"We usually send a few… often look quite different from one photo to the next so a variety helps people get a sense of who we are - and usually we just look tired!

I feel like I look like a different person in each one! You never know what you're gonna get

Yes! But it makes sense, we can all be different people depending on the day. Stands to reason we might look a little different too x

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By *eFCUKaLotCouple
over a year ago

somewhere close

We messaged a girl that looked like a good match to us, they instantly messaged us, have you got face pics? Sent a selfie over, then nothing. I know we can’t like everyone but it does dent your confidence when it happens over & over again.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"3 carefully curated face pics on here. That's it. All me on holiday looking happy and relaxed in some pretence that's how I look all the time...

I don't ever send selfies as I look truly dreadful in them all. A forumite once sent me a selfie and it was so casually hot that I'm sure it was some kind of black magic...

Aka filters.

Ah, the black magic I was speaking of...

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

Or like me do you favour the "moody I'm gonna murder you in the night look"?

Anyone of the about would be nice

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Haven't really noticed, we just use the ones we take when we are out in restaurant's or hotel's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate smiling for photos, always look like a pouting teenage girl

Usually don’t get a message back after revealing my mug

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

In person I do actually smile a lot! Hard to believe I know.

I actually believe this, I bet you're a sweetheart

Ok you've gone to far now. "

Sorry hun

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"I’m usually smiley.

Depends on how I’m feeling. I’ll often take one there and then. I like the spontaneity and reality

You have a beautiful smile! Bitch

Haha but if a manic smile

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"3 carefully curated face pics on here. That's it. All me on holiday looking happy and relaxed in some pretence that's how I look all the time...

I don't ever send selfies as I look truly dreadful in them all. A forumite once sent me a selfie and it was so casually hot that I'm sure it was some kind of black magic...

It was just filters and not casual at all, I worked hard on the angles

Don't come near me with pics of your quality, Joe. Peerless."

Likewise YOLO! So, you know, very much peered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We messaged a girl that looked like a good match to us, they instantly messaged us, have you got face pics? Sent a selfie over, then nothing. I know we can’t like everyone but it does dent your confidence when it happens over & over again. "

It certainly does, I will always send a face pic but I know the outcome before I hit send

Such is life I guess

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We send one of us both together, on holiday, in the water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moody bitch face usually. I don’t like smiley pics of me. I get hamster cheeks and slitty eyes "

Nothing wrong with slitty eyes (says the number one superstar!)

BTW I have a go to picture, but it's with my dog and we really look the same!

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

I have one look that I’m willing to share, it’s my resting face, which is dubbed “grumpy”. All recent pics will have this face.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I usually just send my latest one from my friends only but occasionally I do have some public

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Yep, it happens to most I think but don't let it get you down!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I tend to get it out the way early as that way if they still talk to me afterwards then all is OK.

Obviously they need their eyesight checking but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god the face pic. I have one, ONE pic of my face I can bear to show, it is a looking into the middle distance stare, no make up, outside and full wrinkles and crinkles. I rarely send it, but it is my whattsapp pic

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

There’s a fine line between looking like a tw*t and being sexy and sometimes it gets blurred…

We have a few and we try to update them so there’s no confusion when we meet. Although C currently has purple in her hair so not sure we have a pic of that yet…

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby

Depends. Ive got one after a trip to barbers i like if im sending int first message... but if someone asks for one i just send a direct photo of what ever i look like at the time

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It’s amazing how rarely our perceptions of ourself match up with the perceptions of others.

When I send out a face pic I think looks goofy or awkward, I get told it’s hot or handsome.

I received one pic on Friday that stopped me in my tracks. Properly heartstoppingly beautiful. And she told me it was a rubbish picture. That her hair was a mess, her make-up was smeared, and she hadn’t been sure about sending it. Reader, she looked like a fucking supermodel-slash-rockstar in that photo. Stunning.

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

I have a face only a mother could love, and that's pushing it lol

However I do have a couple of unconvincing Joanne pics xx

If I'm meeting someone I do like to see a face pic, they've seen me so why not.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've just cut to the chase and bombed my profile with face pics. My pics are unedited (well, cropped and blurred backgrounds in some). Anyone messagong me knows what they're likely to get. Except for my halloween teeth - there's a reason I don't smile with my mouth open.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

*messaging

Messagong??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In person I do actually smile a lot! Hard to believe I know.

I actually believe this, I bet you're a sweetheart

Ok you've gone to far now.

Sorry hun

You're doing it on purpose now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a fine line between looking like a tw*t and being sexy and sometimes it gets blurred…

We have a few and we try to update them so there’s no confusion when we meet. Although C currently has purple in her hair so not sure we have a pic of that yet…

I lean more towards the looking like a twat side.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Nah, either just find a recent decent selfie or take one. Some of the pics of us together might be a few months old because we don't take them of just us so much, most pics have our daughter in too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*messaging

Messagong??

Roll with the messagong, I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moody bitch face usually. I don’t like smiley pics of me. I get hamster cheeks and slitty eyes

Nothing wrong with slitty eyes (says the number one superstar!)

BTW I have a go to picture, but it's with my dog and we really look the same!"
ooh what kind of dog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god the face pic. I have one, ONE pic of my face I can bear to show, it is a looking into the middle distance stare, no make up, outside and full wrinkles and crinkles. I rarely send it, but it is my whattsapp pic

I upload ones and think huh they look ok, then I look again the next day and I immediately check to see how many friends I've lost.

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Moody bitch face usually. I don’t like smiley pics of me. I get hamster cheeks and slitty eyes

Nothing wrong with slitty eyes (says the number one superstar!)

BTW I have a go to picture, but it's with my dog and we really look the same!ooh what kind of dog?"

Would like to see yours

your body looks hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only smiley ones, that I don't like , but others seem to.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Moody bitch face usually. I don’t like smiley pics of me. I get hamster cheeks and slitty eyes

Nothing wrong with slitty eyes (says the number one superstar!)

BTW I have a go to picture, but it's with my dog and we really look the same!

ooh what kind of dog?"

She actually just wants to see the dog. I fell for that

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I send a recent one, I smile, but not with my mouth open as I hate the way I look when I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moody bitch face usually. I don’t like smiley pics of me. I get hamster cheeks and slitty eyes

Nothing wrong with slitty eyes (says the number one superstar!)

BTW I have a go to picture, but it's with my dog and we really look the same!

ooh what kind of dog?

She actually just wants to see the dog. I fell for that

You have a lovely dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I send a recent one, I smile, but not with my mouth open as I hate the way I look when I do "

I've tried all the smiles, I still look like I've escaped the local asylum.

I haven't btw.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I send a recent one, I smile, but not with my mouth open as I hate the way I look when I do

I've tried all the smiles, I still look like I've escaped the local asylum.

I haven't btw.

I look the same. I don’t think I escaped the asylum but there’s people at my door with a straight jacket…

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I just keep one visible on my profile then no need to worry... that they won't be attracted to me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

Or like me do you favour the "moody I'm gonna murder you in the night look"?

"
I am a smiler he is a miserable fuck .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just keep one visible on my profile then no need to worry... that they won't be attracted to me anyway

That's a good face! Well done you!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"She actually just wants to see the dog. I fell for that

Makes a change from asking to see the pussy.

(I’m so sorry. I just couldn’t resist.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

Or like me do you favour the "moody I'm gonna murder you in the night look"?

I am a smiler he is a miserable fuck ."

At least you cover all bases.

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
over a year ago

North East

Well I’d say I’m usually serious that face were you can never tell what’s going on or what I’m thinking but it’s usually deeply sarcastic!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I have two that I send and I’ve recently sent more than usual due to going to group socials but I’m not a smiler at all

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

In person I do actually smile a lot! Hard to believe I know.

I actually believe this, I bet you're a sweetheart

Ok you've gone to far now.

Sorry hun

You're doing it on purpose now."

Mayyyyyybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I got a face pic rejected because my t shirt was offensive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I’d say I’m usually serious that face were you can never tell what’s going on or what I’m thinking but it’s usually deeply sarcastic! "

I'm a lover of the sarcasm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have two that I send and I’ve recently sent more than usual due to going to group socials but I’m not a smiler at all

I have down for seductive and moody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I send a recent one, I smile, but not with my mouth open as I hate the way I look when I do

I've tried all the smiles, I still look like I've escaped the local asylum.

I haven't btw.

You mean you haven't escaped yet? I can give tips...

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
over a year ago

North East

Me too I really have to bite my tongue a lot when I’d prefer to unleash but I’ll say the least appropriate thing & get a kick out of it!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Gurning for the win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

…

If you want to know, I’ll send you one. What pose do you want ?….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I send a recent one, I smile, but not with my mouth open as I hate the way I look when I do

I've tried all the smiles, I still look like I've escaped the local asylum.

I haven't btw.

You mean you haven't escaped yet? I can give tips...

Ssshhh I sneak out at night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gurning for the win

The women love this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

…

If you want to know, I’ll send you one. What pose do you want ?….

Biting your lip all sexy and shiz.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Nah.

The only thing I dread is the offers of marriage that follow after people see my face pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

…

If you want to know, I’ll send you one. What pose do you want ?….

Biting your lip all sexy and shiz. "

Sent.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"I send a recent one, I smile, but not with my mouth open as I hate the way I look when I do

I've tried all the smiles, I still look like I've escaped the local asylum.

I haven't btw.

You mean you haven't escaped yet? I can give tips...

Ssshhh I sneak out at night."

I hear some of the staff are on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah.

The only thing I dread is the offers of marriage that follow after people see my face pics.

I asked for therapy money, don't forget. Still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We send recent ones, I do have a resting bitch face (according to Mr) so I try to be at least slightly smiling!

Mrs

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I have loads in my Friends folder, but a few that I can bear on public, so it pre-empts any embarrassment. I assume if someone likes me they've seen those, not been physically sick at least, and we can proceed.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

I send face pic then get blocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We send recent ones, I do have a resting bitch face (according to Mr) so I try to be at least slightly smiling!

Mrs"

Embrace the RBF!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have loads in my Friends folder, but a few that I can bear on public, so it pre-empts any embarrassment. I assume if someone likes me they've seen those, not been physically sick at least, and we can proceed."

There are many things on fab that make me throw up a little, a face pic is yet to do that though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I send face pic then get blocked"

Sometimes I like to send a face pic then block them before they can reply.

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By *urplerainunicornWoman
over a year ago

SCUNTHORPE

I send about 3 pics, just to prove it is actually me.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I send about 3 pics, just to prove it is actually me. "

That’s very reassuring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I send about 3 pics, just to prove it is actually me. "

I once sent a face pic and the guy then asked for one of me touching my nose to prove it was me, then two fingers on my nose, then with one eye closed. It was on the 7th pic request I realised he may be taking the piss.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I send about 3 pics, just to prove it is actually me.

Amazing!

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I send about 3 pics, just to prove it is actually me.

Send me onw no need to touch your noise if you don't want

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Ive got the body of crimewatch and a face made for radio.

does that tell you what you wanna know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one that looks like me on a good day and one on a bad day

One has me with stubble and no glasses and one with a fuller beard and glasses

Both are accurate representations

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By *urplerainunicornWoman
over a year ago

SCUNTHORPE

"I send about 3 pics, just to prove it is actually me.

Omg, thats funny that u kept going with it though, I have been catfished before, but I'm brave enough and just shut the door in his face, some women ain't, hate to know what happens then !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

…

If you want to know, I’ll send you one. What pose do you want ?….

Biting your lip all sexy and shiz.

Sent.

Morning after regrets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all dread this right?

It's the make or break of the sex stuff.

But do you have a go to one that you send, sure it may be from 3 years ago but hey ,you look great.

Are you a smiler?

Sexual face? (You know the one...)

Biting lip?

Candid snap?

…

If you want to know, I’ll send you one. What pose do you want ?….

Biting your lip all sexy and shiz.

Sent.

Morning after regrets. "

We've all been there

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

It's very rare to see a pic of us where we aren't smiling. We smile all the time and it shows in the pics that we have and share with people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely no problem sending face pics but will not send them here to anymore after a certain incident here...as the song says " learned my lesson well "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ours is a boring dressed one from the last social, seems the socials are the only times we take pics together without the kids.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ours is a boring dressed one from the last social, seems the socials are the only times we take pics together without the kids.

Mrs "

No. I think our gallery proves we take lots of pictures without the kids

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all about the face, smile , eyes and full set of teeth lol x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ours is a boring dressed one from the last social, seems the socials are the only times we take pics together without the kids.

Mrs

No. I think our gallery proves we take lots of pictures without the kids

The mr "

Yes but they are sexy pics

by the way we need some more of those.... Hint hint

Mrs

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

"Ours is a boring dressed one from the last social, seems the socials are the only times we take pics together without the kids.

Mrs

No. I think our gallery proves we take lots of pictures without the kids

The mr

Yes but they are sexy pics

by the way we need some more of those.... Hint hint

Mrs "

Same here, it's the only time we get dolled up enough where we feel confident to take pics when we go to clubs or out away from the kids

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over a year ago

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I've got a face made for radio, which is apt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just have it my profile when looking for meets saves all that. I used to hate that bit before , you get to there then a no or silence. "

Spot on like a real man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pic for vag pic?

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