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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right then, I've had our bio set to F will fill in later on the description of me for a week or so and she hasn't taken the hint and filled it in

So, I open the floor to you the wonderful fora, people whom do not know me in real life to help articulate me.

I will cherry pick but these points will appear on our profile for a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I don’t bite, unless you want me to.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"“I don’t bite, unless you want me to.”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I don’t bite, unless you want me to.”

"

“Can lick for hours.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace Mr (F will fill this in later)with.

Mr - Don't miss out. Or. Can take off my hands for a fiver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half "

Mr - Part ginger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger. "

The pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half "

Well written. 5 stars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger.

The pubes."

You've seen the beard it practically glows but yes the pubes too that's why they're shaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger.

The pubes.

You've seen the beard it practically glows but yes the pubes too that's why they're shaved"

You two could pull off Kevin and Perry for Halloween

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger.

The pubes.

You've seen the beard it practically glows but yes the pubes too that's why they're shaved

You two could pull off Kevin and Perry for Halloween "

Piss off sad act

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"He's alright I suppose"

Jx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger.

The pubes.

You've seen the beard it practically glows but yes the pubes too that's why they're shaved

You two could pull off Kevin and Perry for Halloween

Piss off sad act "

“Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger.

The pubes.

You've seen the beard it practically glows but yes the pubes too that's why they're shaved

You two could pull off Kevin and Perry for Halloween

Piss off sad act

“Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl”"

I loves a bromance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger.

The pubes.

You've seen the beard it practically glows but yes the pubes too that's why they're shaved

You two could pull off Kevin and Perry for Halloween

Piss off sad act

“Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl”

I loves a bromance. "

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger.

The pubes.

You've seen the beard it practically glows but yes the pubes too that's why they're shaved

You two could pull off Kevin and Perry for Halloween

Piss off sad act

“Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl”

I loves a bromance.

Who are you?"

Your worst nightmare

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not sure about the changing location but its all written for females so guess you only want female input

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger.

The pubes.

You've seen the beard it practically glows but yes the pubes too that's why they're shaved

You two could pull off Kevin and Perry for Halloween

Piss off sad act

“Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl”

I loves a bromance.

Who are you?

Your worst nightmare "

Shall we make her a jam sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure about the changing location but its all written for females so guess you only want female input "

At this point I'm not really bothered I just fancy a change so will fill it with playful banter until F pulls her finger out and fills it properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger.

The pubes.

You've seen the beard it practically glows but yes the pubes too that's why they're shaved

You two could pull off Kevin and Perry for Halloween

Piss off sad act

“Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl”

I loves a bromance.

Who are you?

Your worst nightmare "

You do look a bit like the girl from the ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cherry picked so far and my soul (not that I had one cause I'm part ginger) has folded in half

Mr - Part ginger.

The pubes.

You've seen the beard it practically glows but yes the pubes too that's why they're shaved

You two could pull off Kevin and Perry for Halloween

Piss off sad act

“Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl”

I loves a bromance.

Who are you?

Your worst nightmare

Shall we make her a jam sandwich? "

Don’t mention a sandwich around her. She’s trying to abstain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure about the changing location but its all written for females so guess you only want female input

At this point I'm not really bothered I just fancy a change so will fill it with playful banter until F pulls her finger out and fills it properly "

I added to your shit earlier. I just don't think you've seen it.

F

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Bit of a geek but looks good in a suit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit of a geek but looks good in a suit "

Added with a little extra

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think the bio should be updated, F has waved her wand and it's not pretty for me

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bit of a geek but looks good in a suit

Added with a little extra

F"

I preferred my version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the bio should be updated, F has waved her wand and it's not pretty for me "

I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the bio should be updated, F has waved her wand and it's not pretty for me "

It fails to mention your lack of a soul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the bio should be updated, F has waved her wand and it's not pretty for me

It fails to mention your lack of a soul."

I'll get her to sort it when her phone has charge

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Biological detergents contain enzymes which make it easier to break down the dirt that builds up in your clothes.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I like it. When we put 'Dull couple for boring times' as a status we had a ridiculous number of messages. I think they thought we were joking

J

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I like it, the bio not the detergent.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Both house trained

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Both house trained "

We can't lie on our profile unfortunately

F

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