FabSwingers.com forum: Headlines youd like to see

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more taxes

On anything

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

General election date set

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Ukraine war is over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michaela voted cutest Tgirl ever!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Ukraine war is over"

Can the subhead please be ‘Putin jailed’?

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Curfew placed on the males of the uk, women now able to walk after dark safely

Women ravaged the streets last night taking slow calm walks listening to true crime podcasts and giggling hysterically, when one lady was stopped to ask why she was smiling so manically, she replied ‘I’ve never been able to walk at night alone with two earphones and feel safe before, I can’t help it!’ Then smiled as she skipped away

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Ukraine war is over

Can the subhead please be ‘Putin jailed’?"

I was thinking worse. But jail would do...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

New female single sex training school opens

The headmaster is pleased to welcomes the first 36 students .

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

“Government Reform!”

“It has been agreed the current system of politicking, election, government best serves the politicians, not the people of Britain.

True reform is promised and Felix Sighted will be taking suggestions for a better method of governing this United Kingdom. Clearly, not all will agree on the eventual winner but we will consult with everyone and attempt to rework suggestions not selected, so they can positively affect our nation.”

Ha!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

No more waiting time for operations, doctors and hospital appointments

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

ULEZ zones scrapped.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

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its official World peace has begun.

Boris Johnson admits to being a LIAR and tells the police to arrest him.

That fit but nasty Countess who ripped off the NHS with shitty unusable PPI equipment gives all the money back to the NHS and becomes a swinger.

and

A Man known as Mr Pink has just Won the largest lottery win ever known to man, and suddenly becomes everyones best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ULEZ zones scrapped. "

Yeah I want to change my one to this, but for Glasgow

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

All menopausal women to receive unlimited free gin and chocolate.

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By *teph BitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Scrap Council Tax for all, stop Foreign Aid and stop taxing work pensions in retirement (pay enough when working)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gran Theft Auto!

Elderly woman and her accomplice make low speed getaway after stealing mobility scooter while disabled owner is in church.

That was a real headline.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

New drug that’s being tested close to finding cure to the majority of cancers and all that affect children.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Fuck the turtles Plastic Straws law repealed.

You can't drink a milkshake with a paper straw it's just bs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PM and cabinet commit ritual suicide. Their estates are claimed by HMRC, and their posh kids sent to the local Comprehensive, whilst their former private schools have their charitable status stripped and become state schools.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Cancer cured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cancer cured

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