FabSwingers.com forum: cat problem

By *istyblue1967 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

any suggestions to stop cats shitting on my lawn ?

ive tried

the sonic scarers

cat silhouette

lemon peel

any more ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when I was a kid, my Mum was always moaning about this. She bought a water gun!

I googled and one of the suggestions was this:

‘Ask the owner to ensure there's a suitable toilet area in their own garden.‘

Must’ve been written by someone who’s never had a cat!

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

A dog and a fix in the matrix as I'm sure I've commented on this post somewhere before.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"A dog and a fix in the matrix as I'm sure I've commented on this post somewhere before."
Are you me from another reality?

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Whats going on???

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Put the thin plastic netting on the beds.

That or kill one and hang it up as a warning to the the others

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"A dog and a fix in the matrix as I'm sure I've commented on this post somewhere before. Are you me from another reality?"
I just saw you, myself in the other post, stop it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A sprinkler in the middle of the lawn, set to go off at random intervals through the night.

And a dog. Or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BB gun?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"A dog and a fix in the matrix as I'm sure I've commented on this post somewhere before. Are you me from another reality? I just saw you, myself in the other post, stop it."
It means you have 2 cats.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A dog and a fix in the matrix as I'm sure I've commented on this post somewhere before. Are you me from another reality? I just saw you, myself in the other post, stop it. It means you have 2 cats."

stop it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"BB gun?"

I would have said air rifle, but it means staying up all night waiting for the cat, like the world’s saddest sniper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BB gun?"
that's painful to inflict pain on any animal

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"BB gun?"

FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BB gun?

I would have said air rifle, but it means staying up all night waiting for the cat, like the world’s saddest sniper."

Get a grenade and it won’t seem so sad.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"BB gun?"

If I caught someone shooting our cat's with a BB gun or other I'd drag them to the local zoo and feed them to the lions or Tigers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BB gun? that's painful to inflict pain on any animal "

I didn’t say I’d do it. I just said it would stop it shitting on the lawn.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Water sprayer that has a sensor when cats come near son has one it worked ! They get to know its there so avoid his garden now! I wouldn't use one but it works for him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BB gun?

If I caught someone shooting our cat's with a BB gun or other I'd drag them to the local zoo and feed them to the lions or Tigers."

If I caught your cat shitting on my lawn I’d do something similar.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"BB gun? that's painful to inflict pain on any animal

I didn’t say I’d do it. I just said it would stop it shitting on the lawn."

It's what you meant and you know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BB gun? that's painful to inflict pain on any animal

I didn’t say I’d do it. I just said it would stop it shitting on the lawn.

It's what you meant and you know it."

The question mark suggests otherwise.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"A dog and a fix in the matrix as I'm sure I've commented on this post somewhere before. Are you me from another reality? I just saw you, myself in the other post, stop it. It means you have 2 cats.

stop it "
Who, me or the other me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pepper apparently helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nerf gun.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"any suggestions to stop cats shitting on my lawn ?

ive tried

the sonic scarers

cat silhouette

lemon peel

any more ??????"

Have you tried the spray you can get from garden centres? Cats foul where they can smell other cats have been, the spray masks that. The one I used was a strong orange smell that was obviously pleasant enough for me but stopped cats being able to smell each other in my garden.

You spray it every few days and can even supplement it with granules shaken in problem areas.

It doesn’t harm the cats (or any animals) as it’s not toxic. Worked a treat for me.

Either that or you could dress up as scooby doo and patrol at night.

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By *itty Kat ABWoman
over a year ago

North Somerset

Have you tried cutting your lawn? Cats generally only poop in grass when it is long enough to give them the privacy to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden."

Thats ok then

Morons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an ex-racing greyhound and let him out to piss in my garden. I didn't see the cat, but he did. He caught it and threw it up into air into the neighbouring garden. A while later saw the same cat in the garden , with shaved fur and scars.

It obviously didn't learn from the experience.

Follow the cat to its owners and deposit one of your own turds on their lawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion's poo works awesomely and you can usually buy it from zoos or parks that have big cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grapefruit skins with jayes fluid in puts them off shitting, wont stop them passing thru tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

Thats ok then

Morons"

I’m mystified. Where are there morons, in this comment?

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"any suggestions to stop cats shitting on my lawn ?

ive tried

the sonic scarers

cat silhouette

lemon peel

any more ??????"
double barrelled 12bore shotgun seems to work quite well

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"BB gun?

If I caught someone shooting our cat's with a BB gun or other I'd drag them to the local zoo and feed them to the lions or Tigers."

You and me both! Anyone who harms animals deliberately need stringing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

Thats ok then

Morons"

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

Thats ok then

Morons

Huh? "

Huh?,look after and be responsible for your pets actions

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

siamese cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

Thats ok then

Morons

Huh?

Huh?,look after and be responsible for your pets actions"

Cats? Go where they want ...

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over a year ago

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

Thats ok then

Morons

Huh?

Huh?,look after and be responsible for your pets actions"

I’ll make sure I give mine a good talking to when she gets home, along with a list of prohibited poo places for her to familiarise herself with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

Thats ok then

Morons

Huh?

Huh?,look after and be responsible for your pets actions

I’ll make sure I give mine a good talking to when she gets home, along with a list of prohibited poo places for her to familiarise herself with."

Sorry

made me giggle

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Sprinkle cat nip on the neighbours gardens.

Are you sure it's cat poop and not fox poop?

My dogs deter cats but foxes take the piss and poop right outside my front and back doors.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

Thats ok then

Morons

Huh?

Huh?,look after and be responsible for your pets actions"

Cat nappies?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Until owners are made responsible for there animals.

By a cat shelter/run or dog shelter/run and not use the boundary walls.

Its a shelter cage for there animals to be free enough but not cause an issue with neighbours.

You will always have the trouble.

The best way is a sprinkler connected to the water mains pressure via an electronic valve thats connected to a heat sensor device.

But remember to turn it off when your in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

Thats ok then

Morons

Huh?

Huh?,look after and be responsible for your pets actions

I’ll make sure I give mine a good talking to when she gets home, along with a list of prohibited poo places for her to familiarise herself with.

As in let it shit in its own garden and not somebody elses

Sorry

made me giggle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

Thats ok then

Morons

Huh?

Huh?,look after and be responsible for your pets actions

I’ll make sure I give mine a good talking to when she gets home, along with a list of prohibited poo places for her to familiarise herself with.

As in let it shit in its own garden and not somebody elses

Sorry

made me giggle "

Animals are animals full stop ... cats aren't that trainable and mine insisted on shitting in my own garden which meant I could clean it up. It's a continuation of dog owners that don't or even worse leave the poo in plastic bags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use a airsoft gun for unwanted critters.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"any suggestions to stop cats shitting on my lawn ?

ive tried

the sonic scarers

cat silhouette

lemon peel

any more ??????"

Sell up and buy a penthouse flat.

*it'll just be pigeons shitting on you then.

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By *istyblue1967 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

thanks for the advise

i do keep the grass short

lion roar pellets = doent have good reviews on amazon

what does jayes fluid do ???

i hope not a poison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks for the advise

i do keep the grass short

lion roar pellets = doent have good reviews on amazon

what does jayes fluid do ???

i hope not a poison "

Oh not the pellets but actual big cat poo definitely works

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Get a cat, it'll defend its territory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can cat proof your garden, put some rollers on top of your fences.

Are you absolutely sure it’s cat faeces? Cats tend to bury their poop, however dog and foxes will deposit on grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a cat, it'll defend its territory

They will also share it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks for the advise

i do keep the grass short

lion roar pellets = doent have good reviews on amazon

what does jayes fluid do ???

i hope not a poison "

Jeyes fluid is poisonous, use that and the cat dies, you will be done for causing unnecessary suffering not to mention vet fees, and all sorts.

Owners can’t do anything about cats roaming as cats have the right to roam, unlike dogs. It’s true that some cats can be trained to walk on a leash, some even like it, but you can’t train them all, unlike dogs, they can be trained and at any age too.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Get a Lurcher. After a few hell for leather chases I no longer get cats. The odd suicidal pheasant does however visit.

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By *urhamlad2022Man
over a year ago

here&there

A gun? My neighbours cat use to shit on my lawn, I use to scoop it up and throw it back over the fence

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Cats hate strong smells like lavender, onion peel even sprinkle turmeric or mix in water and spray are certain plants which they dislike as well as the smell of garlic

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

My mother-in-law used to try and poison them. I did manage to get her to understand that's a criminal offence here but it took a while.

Old cd's they sparkle and startle them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've told our neighbours to spray our cat with water if they don't want him in the garden.

Thats ok then

Morons

I’m mystified. Where are there morons, in this comment?"

I wondered that too !

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"You can cat proof your garden, put some rollers on top of your fences.

Are you absolutely sure it’s cat faeces? Cats tend to bury their poop, however dog and foxes will deposit on grass. "

Some cats can be very lazy clearing up after themselves. Dogs will shit anywhere just like on the pavement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BB gun?

If I caught someone shooting our cat's with a BB gun or other I'd drag them to the local zoo and feed them to the lions or Tigers.

You and me both! Anyone who harms animals deliberately need stringing up "

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Newquay

I got a jack Russell terrier - problem instantly went away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trade you all I get bear shit.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I got a jack Russell terrier - problem instantly went away

You need to get a cat then it'll be their territory and defend it's own ground

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Trade you all I get bear shit.

I thought Bears shat in the woods,or do they??

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A rottweiler x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Last option beat them to it claim your ground and start pissing and shitin in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trade you all I get bear shit.

I thought Bears shat in the woods,or do they??"
You can tell they have seeds and fur in their poop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks for the advise

i do keep the grass short

lion roar pellets = doent have good reviews on amazon

what does jayes fluid do ???

i hope not a poison

Jeyes fluid is poisonous, use that and the cat dies, you will be done for causing unnecessary suffering not to mention vet fees, and all sorts.

Train the owners then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks for the advise

i do keep the grass short

lion roar pellets = doent have good reviews on amazon

what does jayes fluid do ???

i hope not a poison

Jeyes fluid is poisonous, use that and the cat dies, you will be done for causing unnecessary suffering not to mention vet fees, and all sorts.

Train the owners then"

To do what? Follow their cat around with a plastic bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks for the advise

i do keep the grass short

lion roar pellets = doent have good reviews on amazon

what does jayes fluid do ???

i hope not a poison

Jeyes fluid is poisonous, use that and the cat dies, you will be done for causing unnecessary suffering not to mention vet fees, and all sorts.

Train the owners then

To do what? Follow their cat around with a plastic bag?"

I’ll come and shit in your garden, then you can follow me round with a plastic bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks for the advise

i do keep the grass short

lion roar pellets = doent have good reviews on amazon

what does jayes fluid do ???

i hope not a poison

Jeyes fluid is poisonous, use that and the cat dies, you will be done for causing unnecessary suffering not to mention vet fees, and all sorts.

Train the owners then

To do what? Follow their cat around with a plastic bag?

I’ll come and shit in your garden, then you can follow me round with a plastic bag"

These are some strange comments, dude.

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By *odandbecksCouple
over a year ago

Minehead

Ok so bit disgusting, but spray haman male urine around your garden, mark your territory, this works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so bit disgusting, but spray haman male urine around your garden, mark your territory, this works "

This does work too ^^^

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By *istyblue1967 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

i ll try that one !!!!

if they shat in the borders i would not mind but its slap bang in the middle of the lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks for the advise

i do keep the grass short

lion roar pellets = doent have good reviews on amazon

what does jayes fluid do ???

i hope not a poison

Jeyes fluid is poisonous, use that and the cat dies, you will be done for causing unnecessary suffering not to mention vet fees, and all sorts.

Train the owners then

To do what? Follow their cat around with a plastic bag?

I’ll come and shit in your garden, then you can follow me round with a plastic bag

These are some strange comments, dude."

Not really Red,its even stranger that you think its acceptable for other peoples cats to shit in someone elses garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really Red,its even stranger that you think its acceptable for other peoples cats to shit in someone elses garden"

Not once did I say it was acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really Red,its even stranger that you think its acceptable for other peoples cats to shit in someone elses garden

Not once did I say it was acceptable."

It's not unacceptable they are cats, animals, so it's kind of tough

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Until owners are made responsible for there animals.

By a cat shelter/run or dog shelter/run and not use the boundary walls.

Its a shelter cage for there animals to be free enough but not cause an issue with neighbours.

You will always have the trouble.

The best way is a sprinkler connected to the water mains pressure via an electronic valve thats connected to a heat sensor device.

But remember to turn it off when your in the garden."

Think the same should apply to children then, maybe one of those long collars and leads they have on horses so they can roam round the garden but not escape to anywhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s shocking from this post, is the amount of people who think it’s okay to scare/harm animals.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s shocking from this post, is the amount of people who think it’s okay to scare/harm animals.

Mrs "

Definitely! It’s horrible.

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By *oalie66Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"any suggestions to stop cats shitting on my lawn ?

ive tried0

the sonic scarers

cat silhouette

lemon peel

any more ??????"

Get a cat silhouette and paint it blue,the other cats will think it's a copper and run off.

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
over a year ago

kendal

If you have a fixed garden fence, put a roller on the top of the fence, then they can't grip to climb over.....

Get a dog,

Spray with water, although you will look like a loonatic stood next to your window day and night with a super soaker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can cat proof your garden, put some rollers on top of your fences.

Are you absolutely sure it’s cat faeces? Cats tend to bury their poop, however dog and foxes will deposit on grass.

Some cats can be very lazy clearing up after themselves. Dogs will shit anywhere just like on the pavement. "

.....and their owners then walk on by, or at a push,wait until they get out of sight, and then sling the poop bag into the bushes!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"What’s shocking from this post, is the amount of people who think it’s okay to scare/harm animals.

Mrs "

Deffo not OK to harm them! Scare them out of garden although I wouldn't do it every creature welcome in mine! Even rats visit ! Is ok spraying with water to scare them of some people have kids that could get it on them etc it's just not nice! So acceptable x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can cat proof your garden, put some rollers on top of your fences.

Are you absolutely sure it’s cat faeces? Cats tend to bury their poop, however dog and foxes will deposit on grass.

Some cats can be very lazy clearing up after themselves. Dogs will shit anywhere just like on the pavement.

.....and their owners then walk on by, or at a push,wait until they get out of sight, and then sling the poop bag into the bushes!"

Oh I do love a stereotype.

As a dog owner for over 30 years I've never done either of those things.

It's a tiny minority that do.

My dog has never shit in a neighbour's garden or killed another animal.

Cats should be on a lead same as dogs. But oh no it's a cat, it's not natural. It wasn't natural for dogs at one point but it is now.

Time to progress as a society and embrace the change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's face it cat's faeces is seriously bad for women that are trying to conceive or especially who are pregnant, leading to miscarriages

It's really not nice to have to clean up other people's pet faeces ...

But we can't stop cats being cats and we can't be abusive to anything, let alone animals

So let's read/Google the how to deal with this as educated, sympathetic human beings ... and there are ways including being better pet owners

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"You can cat proof your garden, put some rollers on top of your fences.

Are you absolutely sure it’s cat faeces? Cats tend to bury their poop, however dog and foxes will deposit on grass.

Some cats can be very lazy clearing up after themselves. Dogs will shit anywhere just like on the pavement.

.....and their owners then walk on by, or at a push,wait until they get out of sight, and then sling the poop bag into the bushes!"

I've had this with my home being on the corner and side garden so eventually pulled everyone that lived local that past regularly that if I catch anymore they'll be wearing the lot a person does get fed up of it and I mean full on face my garden is private property

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s shocking from this post, is the amount of people who think it’s okay to scare/harm animals.

Mrs

Definitely! It’s horrible."

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Best bet is few plants check Google eventually they'll find another garden as it's just the odour from the plant so harmless

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

Shit on your lawn yourself. Preferably while looking the animal straight in the eye to assert your dominance.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Mark your territory... As in piss around the boundary. It works.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"What’s shocking from this post, is the amount of people who think it’s okay to scare/harm animals.

Mrs

Definitely! It’s horrible.

Agreed people who think it's acceptable to hurt if not kill animals really want their heads testing.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Shit on your lawn yourself. Preferably while looking the animal straight in the eye to assert your dominance."

As long as it's not keeping eye contact with the neighbours.

Can imagine it now

"Doris that woman next door is having a shit in her front garden again and she's staring straight at means won't look away.

She's scaring me"

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Off with you to your local Zoo OP

As for a bag of tiger poo,

Leave it in your garden,, issue fixed,

That or a . 22 with a 3.5 scope

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Shit on your lawn yourself. Preferably while looking the animal straight in the eye to assert your dominance.

As long as it's not keeping eye contact with the neighbours.

Can imagine it now

"Doris that woman next door is having a shit in her front garden again and she's staring straight at means won't look away.

She's scaring me""

Some people pay good money for that kind of service... So i hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can cat proof your garden, put some rollers on top of your fences.

Are you absolutely sure it’s cat faeces? Cats tend to bury their poop, however dog and foxes will deposit on grass.

Some cats can be very lazy clearing up after themselves. Dogs will shit anywhere just like on the pavement.

.....and their owners then walk on by, or at a push,wait until they get out of sight, and then sling the poop bag into the bushes!

Oh I do love a stereotype.

As a dog owner for over 30 years I've never done either of those things.

It's a tiny minority that do.

My dog has never shit in a neighbour's garden or killed another animal.

Cats should be on a lead same as dogs. But oh no it's a cat, it's not natural. It wasn't natural for dogs at one point but it is now.

Time to progress as a society and embrace the change. "

Obviously this 'tiny minority' must all live in Cheshire then, because the canal towpath near us, the public footpaths/trails that cross the fields, the hedgerows and woods are the favourite places for this tiny minority to rid themselves of the little green or black bags full of stinking dog shit! And the requirement to have dogs on leads is law to probably lessen the chances of them attacking other dogs and animals, and people?

If you or other dog owners don't like the rules of law in owning a dog, don't have one, plus how would you keep a cat on a lead, it would be interesting to hear your ideas on this? Just ridiculous! It isn't nice when cats leave a mess in your own or somebody else's garden, we're fully aware of that as we've owned cats for thirty years, but cats are a complete opposite to dogs and cannot be trained/disciplined in the same way as dogs can? As for being a stereotype, the homeowners that have to clear up the mess from the pavements outside their house would beg to differ on that tag?

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By *XZRMan
over a year ago

Highland

"Ok so bit disgusting, but spray haman male urine around your garden, mark your territory, this works "

Ex Liverpool legend mustn't have put enough in his pension if he's selling his own piss as a cat repellent!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Ok so bit disgusting, but spray haman male urine around your garden, mark your territory, this works

Ex Liverpool legend mustn't have put enough in his pension if he's selling his own piss as a cat repellent! "

Why not just stick a post in the ground with a sign toilet I'm sure it'd be quicker getting all the residents to chip in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too suffer this problem - next door neighbours cats come into my garden, but also allotments at bottom of my garden and so we get foxes and badgers too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for a minute there I thought I was in the orgasm ruined topic.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Off with you to your local Zoo OP

As for a bag of tiger poo,

Leave it in your garden,, issue fixed,

That or a . 22 with a 3.5 scope

Trouble with that is the tiger pop stinks worse than the cat poop

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I too suffer this problem - next door neighbours cats come into my garden, but also allotments at bottom of my garden and so we get foxes and badgers too."

Try vinegar anything with a strong smell

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

My cats must be a neighbours dream. They sit and wait for me to let them in and then use the litter tray .. then ask to go back out again.

Although both the bengals will use the toilet.

Its not acceptable to hurt animals and If I ever caught anyone harming one of my babies will be in trouble. Thing is I get animal shit in my garden but its not cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this problem, I let my friends labrador piss and shit once in the garden and the cats never came back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other option is to locate some black and slimy fox poo whilst out on a walk, bag it and smear it on a fence post when tou get home.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

And guys complain on here they don't get any pussy lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can cat proof your garden, put some rollers on top of your fences.

Are you absolutely sure it’s cat faeces? Cats tend to bury their poop, however dog and foxes will deposit on grass.

Some cats can be very lazy clearing up after themselves. Dogs will shit anywhere just like on the pavement.

.....and their owners then walk on by, or at a push,wait until they get out of sight, and then sling the poop bag into the bushes!

Oh I do love a stereotype.

As a dog owner for over 30 years I've never done either of those things.

It's a tiny minority that do.

My dog has never shit in a neighbour's garden or killed another animal.

Cats should be on a lead same as dogs. But oh no it's a cat, it's not natural. It wasn't natural for dogs at one point but it is now.

Time to progress as a society and embrace the change.

More jumping to conclusions, I agree with the rules on owning a dog, just think it should apply to cats too.

I knew someone who walked a cat on a lead so it's perfectly feasible.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m not often flabbergasted by threads on fab but this one has done that. Some of the “suggestions” really do make me wobble my head. In utter fucking disgust.

Have a word with yourselves.

Cats are beautiful animals. Quite honestly some of those suggestions above want putting into a rocket. And shoving directly up those particular posters arses. Hard.

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Cat proof fence I’ve seen it you put plastic tubing that spins along your fence so the cats can’t jump up and walk along if they can get in they can’t do anything

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

"You can cat proof your garden, put some rollers on top of your fences.

Are you absolutely sure it’s cat faeces? Cats tend to bury their poop, however dog and foxes will deposit on grass.

Some cats can be very lazy clearing up after themselves. Dogs will shit anywhere just like on the pavement.

.....and their owners then walk on by, or at a push,wait until they get out of sight, and then sling the poop bag into the bushes!

Oh I do love a stereotype.

As a dog owner for over 30 years I've never done either of those things.

It's a tiny minority that do.

My dog has never shit in a neighbour's garden or killed another animal.

Cats should be on a lead same as dogs. But oh no it's a cat, it's not natural. It wasn't natural for dogs at one point but it is now.

Time to progress as a society and embrace the change.

More jumping to conclusions, I agree with the rules on owning a dog, just think it should apply to cats too.

I knew someone who walked a cat on a lead so it's perfectly feasible."
can not apply the same rules to cats as to dogs. Yes you can take some cats on a lead but mine are happy roaming. Cats are nothing like dogs.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Cats don't like water so get the hose out squirt em a few times they won't come back oh and keep the grass short

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over a year ago

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

"Cats don't like water so get the hose out squirt em a few times they won't come back oh and keep the grass short

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unless they are bengals.. mine love water and will sit and let my grandkids shoot the water pistols at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not often flabbergasted by threads on fab but this one has done that. Some of the “suggestions” really do make me wobble my head. In utter fucking disgust.

Have a word with yourselves.

Cats are beautiful animals. Quite honestly some of those suggestions above want putting into a rocket. And shoving directly up those particular posters arses. Hard.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Cats don't like water so get the hose out squirt em a few times they won't come back oh and keep the grass short

unless they are bengals.. mine love water and will sit and let my grandkids shoot the water pistols at them "
Really lol well Bengal tigers love water but cats mainly hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks for the advise

i do keep the grass short

lion roar pellets = doent have good reviews on amazon

what does jayes fluid do ???

i hope not a poison

Jeyes fluid is poisonous, use that and the cat dies, you will be done for causing unnecessary suffering not to mention vet fees, and all sorts.

Train the owners then

To do what? Follow their cat around with a plastic bag?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not often flabbergasted by threads on fab but this one has done that. Some of the “suggestions” really do make me wobble my head. In utter fucking disgust.

Have a word with yourselves.

Cats are beautiful animals. Quite honestly some of those suggestions above want putting into a rocket. And shoving directly up those particular posters arses. Hard.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"BB gun?

I would have said air rifle, but it means staying up all night waiting for the cat, like the world’s saddest sniper."

Digusting.

I have seen the results of cats shot by air rifles and its not remotely funny.

I had one with a pellet lodged next to it jaw.

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Causing injury or death to small mammals.

Total lack of empathy.

Disregard for the law.

These are the three clear signs of psychopathy, seems to be a few on this thread.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The plants would be a safer option as they grow you can spread them around more each time just like certain bugs don't like them that leave parasite eggs on some it's harmless good for the environment and other insects

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Befriend one and hopefully it will keep the others away. I have a cat who has a drink of water from a tray I've put out. Been visiting for nearly 6 years and keeps rest out. They are also less likely to mess near a water source.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Several folks have said dog. As a dog owner, can confirm.

Also, a cat works too! Cats don't poop where they eat, and they also stop other cats pooping (territory thing!)

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
over a year ago

Frome

I'm getting myself a cat to stop other cats shitting on my garden.

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

"Causing injury or death to small mammals.

Total lack of empathy.

Disregard for the law.

These are the three clear signs of psychopathy, seems to be a few on this thread."

True but at least these threads are great for blocking purposes

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I guess I forgot that cats are one of the things you’re not supposed to make jokes about …

I don’t believe for a second that anyone here actually advocates hurting someone’s pets.

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

"I guess I forgot that cats are one of the things you’re not supposed to make jokes about …

I don’t believe for a second that anyone here actually advocates hurting someone’s pets.

Alot of people have experienced a cat being shot, ran over, harmed etc so no it's not funny.

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I guess I forgot that cats are one of the things you’re not supposed to make jokes about …

I don’t believe for a second that anyone here actually advocates hurting someone’s pets.

Many people see cats as legitimate targets for their sadistic gratification. I've saved a few stray or feral cats over the years - they are often so traumatised it can take 3 months or more to gain their trust. K

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Causing injury or death to small mammals.

Total lack of empathy.

Disregard for the law.

These are the three clear signs of psychopathy, seems to be a few on this thread.

True but at least these threads are great for blocking purposes

Veeu true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any suggestions to stop cats shitting on my lawn ?

ive tried

the sonic scarers

cat silhouette

lemon peel

any more ??????"

Look, your getting free fertiliser and still complaining

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Sprinkle curry powder on your grass the cats don’t like the smell apparently. Tried it on our grass and it worked a treat only took a few applications over a month and they seem to have got the message.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Anti personnel mines work great. Failing that you can always go for the improvised variety and sure it will accomplish the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess I forgot that cats are one of the things you’re not supposed to make jokes about …

I don’t believe for a second that anyone here actually advocates hurting someone’s pets.

Alot of people have experienced a cat being shot, ran over, harmed etc so no it's not funny. "

Quite so.

I'm sure people on here are only joking about harming a cat, but legally they're classed as wild animals so have as much right to poop in your garden as birds, hedgehogs, foxes etc. The maximum penalty for cruelty offences (causing unnecessary suffering) was raised from six months to five years and/or an unlimited fine in 2021.

Bess x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Befriend it and start feeding it, when it gets comfortable for you to pet then pick it up and put it in your car. I’d then suggest a nice long drive and release it back into the wild

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Y’know what annoys me? Horse shit. How come horse riders don’t have to pick up after their animals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y’know what annoys me? Horse shit. How come horse riders don’t have to pick up after their animals?"

We’ll need a much bigger plastic bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a poo patrol club in your neighbourhood.

Those with cats have to visit the gardens with the poo and scoop it away.

Combine this with the making friends thread and you've made friends for life! There'll always be a need for scooping poops

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Y’know what annoys me? Horse shit. How come horse riders don’t have to pick up after their animals?"

Aye I can really see them dismounting in the middle of the road to scoop up shit

Scoop it up and stick it on your roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Befriend it and start feeding it, when it gets comfortable for you to pet then pick it up and put it in your car. I’d then suggest a nice long drive and release it back into the wild

My cats all have tracking chips in them. The alarm on my phone goes off if they go more than 500 metres away and I can track them globally

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over a year ago

"Befriend it and start feeding it, when it gets comfortable for you to pet then pick it up and put it in your car. I’d then suggest a nice long drive and release it back into the wild

My cats all have tracking chips in them. The alarm on my phone goes off if they go more than 500 metres away and I can track them globally

Is that in case they feel like getting a whimsical flight to Paris?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Start a poo patrol club in your neighbourhood.

Those with cats have to visit the gardens with the poo and scoop it away.

Combine this with the making friends thread and you've made friends for life! There'll always be a need for scooping poops

Or join one of those community groups in your own area shit flyers just keep sending it back and forth... But if you find out whose cat it is box all the poo in a parcel box wrap up the box nicely in lovely wrapping paper don't forget to set the trap inside so it pops once the lid is open... You'll get some tips from those in USA who set these traps via YouTube

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