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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today I woke up slightly happy, no idea what I ate last night.

I'm normally someone that despises the summer, for a multitude of reasons but I'm fairly sure I suffer from SAD, except mine is brought on my blue skies and warmth.

But today I feel like I may just try and embrace the whole summer thing. I even bought a bikini, I may lie on a beach (for about 10minutes then I'm burnt to a crisp), I may attend a BBQ or two, drink prosecco outside. Even do these smoothie things and go all healthy.

Is it fun? I hear people say it's fun.

I will still swear at all the cyclists holding me up everywhere I go though, that I can't change.

(Anyone know how many days till the clocks go back by the way??)

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I find summer ok, it’s the forced jollity of others that’s the pain.

Good luck with today, hope it gives you whatever you need

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

196days, 15 hours and 11 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's overrated, just come to ours for an orgy instead, I'll even arrange a facial for you

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"196days, 15 hours and 11 minutes."

Until the clocks go back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"196days, 15 hours and 11 minutes."

This seem far away. I want a recount.

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By *wimmingbadgerMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm already sunburnt, not impressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's overrated, just come to ours for an orgy instead, I'll even arrange a facial for you

You're always trying to corrupt me.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Have a hummus and kale smoothie every morning. Organic obviously. Wouldn't want any inorganic vegetables.

A bit of kundalini yoga to awake your chakras.

Then spend some time thanking a deity for everything beautiful in the world.

Weep like a widow for those that suffer. Thoughts and prayers really help.

Congratulate yourself for bringing your positivity and empathy to the collective conscious.

And you are ready to embrace the joy of summer.

Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's overrated, just come to ours for an orgy instead, I'll even arrange a facial for you

You're always trying to corrupt me. "

I've never had so much rejection before, I'll get you one day

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

196 days, 15 hours and 4 minute's if that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably just wind.

I like the summer and will be taking your enjoyment that you don't want.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ah do you know what? I'm definitely an Autumnal girl at heart. Love it all, the crisp mornings, Halloween, snuggly jumpers and socks, the food. The seasonal drinks. Halloween. Stomping in leaves.

But I don't know. This summer feels different. Hopeful. Wear that bikini, drink prosecco in the shade of a tree so you don't get too much sunlight and explode into ash. Add alcohol to your smoothies.

I'm going to be going on adventures. Wearing cute summer dresses and a bow in my hair. I can't wait for dusky evenings flirting with beautiful people.

Basic bitch summer style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a hummus and kale smoothie every morning. Organic obviously. Wouldn't want any inorganic vegetables.

A bit of kundalini yoga to awake your chakras.

Then spend some time thanking a deity for everything beautiful in the world.

Weep like a widow for those that suffer. Thoughts and prayers really help.

Congratulate yourself for bringing your positivity and empathy to the collective conscious.

And you are ready to embrace the joy of summer.

Simples"

Can I just bang a load of fruit in a blender and drink that?

I'll stretch a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"196 days, 15 hours and 4 minute's if that helps.

I'm setting a countdown on my phone.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I mean it's autumn before the clocks go back....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah do you know what? I'm definitely an Autumnal girl at heart. Love it all, the crisp mornings, Halloween, snuggly jumpers and socks, the food. The seasonal drinks. Halloween. Stomping in leaves.

But I don't know. This summer feels different. Hopeful. Wear that bikini, drink prosecco in the shade of a tree so you don't get too much sunlight and explode into ash. Add alcohol to your smoothies.

I'm going to be going on adventures. Wearing cute summer dresses and a bow in my hair. I can't wait for dusky evenings flirting with beautiful people.

Basic bitch summer style."

See this is me, autumnal all the way!!

I'm gonna give it a shot you know, I may even buy some summer clothes. Do that flirting thing.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Summer is great:

People complaining they are too hot,

kids running around screaming,

stuck at work,

light nighs (wake up extra early), light evening (can't get to sleep until it get dark).

Not to mention pissed up blokes walking the streets showing their larger lumps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean it's autumn before the clocks go back....

1st September I'm in full autumn/winter mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like Summer to an extent. The lighter mornings and more sunlight definitely improve my mood but once it gets to the inevitable 30 degree heatwave that we don't have the infrastructure to deal with, I wish it would fuck off.

But a big reason I like Summer is because it means I can't wait for it to get cooler, the leaves start turning, the longer coats come out the run up to Christmas begins!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's probably just wind.

I like the summer and will be taking your enjoyment that you don't want."

Probably.

Hopefully it'll pass.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I salute your post OP and your forthcoming endeavours to embrace the Summer season and the azure skies.

I wish I could contain your seasonal exuberance; I'm not a fan of summer.

Roll on Autumn and its earthly goodness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Summer is great:

People complaining they are too hot,

kids running around screaming,

stuck at work,

light nighs (wake up extra early), light evening (can't get to sleep until it get dark).

Not to mention pissed up blokes walking the streets showing their larger lumps.

You've summed it up right there.

But I do get 6 weeks off work

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I mean it's autumn before the clocks go back....

1st September I'm in full autumn/winter mode. "

As long as we don't get an Indian summer.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I mean it's autumn before the clocks go back....

1st September I'm in full autumn/winter mode. "

So you could probably knock 60 days off your timer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite like Summer to an extent. The lighter mornings and more sunlight definitely improve my mood but once it gets to the inevitable 30 degree heatwave that we don't have the infrastructure to deal with, I wish it would fuck off.

But a big reason I like Summer is because it means I can't wait for it to get cooler, the leaves start turning, the longer coats come out the run up to Christmas begins!

This is how I think of summer, once it starts, it means it's nearly over. Is it over??

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I mean it's autumn before the clocks go back....

1st September I'm in full autumn/winter mode.

As long as we don't get an Indian summer."

I'm sweating already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean it's autumn before the clocks go back....

1st September I'm in full autumn/winter mode.

So you could probably knock 60 days off your timer

This helps with my happy mood

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Have a hummus and kale smoothie every morning. Organic obviously. Wouldn't want any inorganic vegetables.

A bit of kundalini yoga to awake your chakras.

Then spend some time thanking a deity for everything beautiful in the world.

Weep like a widow for those that suffer. Thoughts and prayers really help.

Congratulate yourself for bringing your positivity and empathy to the collective conscious.

And you are ready to embrace the joy of summer.

Simples

Can I just bang a load of fruit in a blender and drink that?

I'll stretch a bit. "

Yeah that's what I do, throw some yoghurt in there.

Then I can just eat meat for a week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a hummus and kale smoothie every morning. Organic obviously. Wouldn't want any inorganic vegetables.

A bit of kundalini yoga to awake your chakras.

Then spend some time thanking a deity for everything beautiful in the world.

Weep like a widow for those that suffer. Thoughts and prayers really help.

Congratulate yourself for bringing your positivity and empathy to the collective conscious.

And you are ready to embrace the joy of summer.

Simples

Can I just bang a load of fruit in a blender and drink that?

I'll stretch a bit.

Yeah that's what I do, throw some yoghurt in there.

Then I can just eat meat for a week."

I'm.planning on having meat this summer

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I like summer. I like winter. There's merits to all four seasons. I mean, we see them on the same day in Scotland (where it lightly snowed for an hour yesterday)

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"I mean it's autumn before the clocks go back....

1st September I'm in full autumn/winter mode.

So you could probably knock 60 days off your timer

This helps with my happy mood

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,, with a figure like yours get your bikini on enjoy the sun,,, but dont get burnt

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I mean it's autumn before the clocks go back....

1st September I'm in full autumn/winter mode.

So you could probably knock 60 days off your timer

This helps with my happy mood

Glad to be of service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But a big reason I like Summer is because it means I can't wait for it to get cooler, the leaves start turning, the longer coats come out the run up to Christmas begins!

This is how I think of summer, once it starts, it means it's nearly over. Is it over??"

I mean, technically we're still in Spring

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Summer is great:

People complaining they are too hot,

kids running around screaming,

stuck at work,

light nighs (wake up extra early), light evening (can't get to sleep until it get dark).

Not to mention pissed up blokes walking the streets showing their larger lumps.

You've summed it up right there.

But I do get 6 weeks off work

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I used to but I hated my last job and hated the kids I was teaching even more.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"I salute your post OP and your forthcoming endeavours to embrace the Summer season and the azure skies.

I wish I could contain your seasonal exuberance; I'm not a fan of summer.

Roll on Autumn and its earthly goodness."

Autumn is by far the best time of year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But a big reason I like Summer is because it means I can't wait for it to get cooler, the leaves start turning, the longer coats come out the run up to Christmas begins!

This is how I think of summer, once it starts, it means it's nearly over. Is it over??

I mean, technically we're still in Spring

There's blue skies and it's warm.

It's summer-like!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I salute your post OP and your forthcoming endeavours to embrace the Summer season and the azure skies.

I wish I could contain your seasonal exuberance; I'm not a fan of summer.

Roll on Autumn and its earthly goodness."

It won't last, I'll have had enough by Friday.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Have a hummus and kale smoothie every morning. Organic obviously. Wouldn't want any inorganic vegetables.

A bit of kundalini yoga to awake your chakras.

Then spend some time thanking a deity for everything beautiful in the world.

Weep like a widow for those that suffer. Thoughts and prayers really help.

Congratulate yourself for bringing your positivity and empathy to the collective conscious.

And you are ready to embrace the joy of summer.

Simples

Can I just bang a load of fruit in a blender and drink that?

I'll stretch a bit.

Yeah that's what I do, throw some yoghurt in there.

Then I can just eat meat for a week.

I'm.planning on having meat this summer

They say the Kochwurst is a delicacy.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Love love spring/summer! Brings out the inner joy in me that's been hibernating! Been a long winter this year ! X

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Embrace it. Come over to the light side. You can cheat on winter; he'll never know - he just sits there all grey and miserable anyway.

Everything glows (mainly my skin, which gets a weird green tinge without sun); strawberries; tennis; wayfarers (a winter accessory too, to be fair); lounging in the garden; not having to decide how many layers you need all the time; dry shoes.

The only thing that makes me doubt myself is that my dog doesn't like it, and I do trust his judgement implicitly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean it's autumn before the clocks go back....

1st September I'm in full autumn/winter mode.

As long as we don't get an Indian summer."

I like the Indian summers. It's the real ones I don't cope well with. Too pale and too much fat probably.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm more an autumn woman.

Summer

Noisy kids.

Noisy neighbours.

Chavs topless.

BO stench everywhere.

Pvc and heat don't go well.

Everywhere decent to go is ram packed.

Oh and the men who walk one hand in their pants then go opening doors, I don't want sweaty bollocks when I touch a door handle, what's that all about?!

Mrs

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By *owestoft ManMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Wow.

I thought the only reason people survived the winter was because they knew Summer was coming. I hate the winter lol and live only for the summer. I lived for a while in the Northern territories of Australia where summer the Temperature was up in the 40's. Loved it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm more an autumn woman.

Summer

Noisy kids.

Noisy neighbours.

Chavs topless.

BO stench everywhere.

Pvc and heat don't go well.

Everywhere decent to go is ram packed.

Oh and the men who walk one hand in their pants then go opening doors, I don't want sweaty bollocks when I touch a door handle, what's that all about?!

Mrs "

This is not helping me embrace summer

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ah do you know what? I'm definitely an Autumnal girl at heart. Love it all, the crisp mornings, Halloween, snuggly jumpers and socks, the food. The seasonal drinks. Halloween. Stomping in leaves.

But I don't know. This summer feels different. Hopeful. Wear that bikini, drink prosecco in the shade of a tree so you don't get too much sunlight and explode into ash. Add alcohol to your smoothies.

I'm going to be going on adventures. Wearing cute summer dresses and a bow in my hair. I can't wait for dusky evenings flirting with beautiful people.

Basic bitch summer style.

See this is me, autumnal all the way!!

I'm gonna give it a shot you know, I may even buy some summer clothes. Do that flirting thing. "

Do it. Get your flirt on; I've seen that side of you and believe in you. Summer clothes aren't too bad. They're no jumpers and scarves and cute hats but sod it.

Godspeed you Autumn Creature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I woke up slightly happy, no idea what I ate last night.

I'm normally someone that despises the summer, for a multitude of reasons but I'm fairly sure I suffer from SAD, except mine is brought on my blue skies and warmth.

Is it fun? I hear people say it's fun.

I will still swear at all the cyclists holding me up everywhere I go though, that I can't change.

(Anyone know how many days till the clocks go back by the way??)

Love the “swearing at cyclists” but you’ve missed out caravaners. They’re on a par with cyclists cycling two abreast.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm more an autumn woman.

Summer

Noisy kids.

Noisy neighbours.

Chavs topless.

BO stench everywhere.

Pvc and heat don't go well.

Everywhere decent to go is ram packed.

Oh and the men who walk one hand in their pants then go opening doors, I don't want sweaty bollocks when I touch a door handle, what's that all about?!

Mrs

This is not helping me embrace summer

Yeah sorry about that, sweaty ball bad door handles just ruin it for me.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"But I do get 6 weeks off work

Don’t worry, it will rain all August. It always does.

The good weather is always at Whit.

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over a year ago

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm more an autumn woman.

Summer

Noisy kids.

Noisy neighbours.

Chavs topless.

BO stench everywhere.

Pvc and heat don't go well.

Everywhere decent to go is ram packed.

Oh and the men who walk one hand in their pants then go opening doors, I don't want sweaty bollocks when I touch a door handle, what's that all about?!

Mrs

This is not helping me embrace summer

Yeah sorry about that, sweaty ball bad door handles just ruin it for me.

But you know those men would do that in winter too, right? And have worse BO in the jumper they never change as they think they don't sweat in winter!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm more an autumn woman.

Summer

Noisy kids.

Noisy neighbours.

Chavs topless.

BO stench everywhere.

Pvc and heat don't go well.

Everywhere decent to go is ram packed.

Oh and the men who walk one hand in their pants then go opening doors, I don't want sweaty bollocks when I touch a door handle, what's that all about?!

Mrs

This is not helping me embrace summer

Yeah sorry about that, sweaty ball bad door handles just ruin it for me.

But you know those men would do that in winter too, right? And have worse BO in the jumper they never change as they think they don't sweat in winter!

Noooo don't do that to me, I'll never be able to open a door again.

Mrs

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