FabSwingers.com forum: If you went to heaven for the day who is the first person you would look for

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me my Grandad . Great Man .

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

My uncle, so I could speak to him for my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My previous dog and yes he is a person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna cheat a bit here...my parents. .cause if they're not there ..nobody is ... brilliant people .

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

My Grandma, she was a belter and really looked after me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My childhood friend who was killed when he was 13

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

My dad

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My late partner

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Wife or... My first pet dog banjo.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Thats a hard one.

I guess it would be my Dad, BUT......... After speaking to him I would BEG to speak to two other Women, two of the most important women in my life. Both not biologically connected to me but both women where mother and grandmother figures to me.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I know you said person, but it would be my mum and dad.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I know you said person, but it would be my mum and dad."
No problem . No rules xxxx

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Jesus. Just to see if it was true.

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

My gran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The friend who stopped me the first time I planned to end my life.

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

My mum

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

God. And ask why he drowns babies! Prick

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Jesus. Just to see if it was true. "

Spoiler alert. It’s not

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My dog

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Again, cheating with more than one:

Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton and Guns N' Roses.

(Just to see whether any of them are getting a response from inside)

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

Again, cheating with more than one:

Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton and Guns N' Roses.

(Just to see whether any of them are getting a response from inside)"

Eric Clapton is dead???

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"My dog.

Christian god doesn’t let dogs in. He’s a nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog.

Christian god doesn’t let dogs in. He’s a nob "

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Jim Clarke, to ask him just what happened, was it driver error or a fault with the car.

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"My dog.

Christian god doesn’t let dogs in. He’s a nob

In the bible! Only humans allowed. Nob god

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

My Mam

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By *ergeantrecklessMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Mother goose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again, cheating with more than one:

Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton and Guns N' Roses.

(Just to see whether any of them are getting a response from inside)

Eric Clapton is dead???"

Neither is Bob Dylan!

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

MH370 pilot see what went wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again, cheating with more than one:

Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton and Guns N' Roses.

(Just to see whether any of them are getting a response from inside)

Eric Clapton is dead???"

Bob Dylan is dead as well

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

Jesus / god / allah / yahweh; to see if it was real or if I need to wake the fuck up. And if they are there, then to ask them some serious ducking questions about pain and suffering.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My dog.

Christian god doesn’t let dogs in. He’s a nob

In the bible! Only humans allowed. Nob god "
But we have rainbow bridge where Pzul O'Grady has gone

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

My Mom,

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By *pen2UMan
over a year ago

Telford

My gramps. Lost him through the lockdown 3 years ago, never got to go to the funeral because of the pandemic and limitations.

I would do anything to see him again

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By *ifeforelivingMan
over a year ago

teesside

Kurt cobain and ask why do that

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

My Dad. Would give anything to make this happen.

Mrs

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My beautiful little baby daughter

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

My wee granny, and I'd actually look forward to the slap behind the head and listen to what she had to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play ball with Kobe

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

I'd go looking for Bob Marley, Keith Flint, Jim Morrison too. And also my 2 Dogs...one of which is only a 10 month puppy...taken far too early

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"I'd go looking for Bob Marley, Keith Flint, Jim Morrison too. And also my 2 Dogs...one of which is only a 10 month puppy...taken far too early

Nothing worse than best friend loss. But god doesn’t allow non humans in heaven.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Depends if they’re mirrors or not.

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Depends if they’re mirrors or not."

You’d look for yourself?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Bowie.

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Bowie."

He’s not allowed in

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"My dog.

Christian god doesn’t let dogs in. He’s a nob

In the bible! Only humans allowed. Nob god "

Where do they go then?

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"My dog.

Christian god doesn’t let dogs in. He’s a nob

In the bible! Only humans allowed. Nob god

Where do they go then? "

According to bible? Or according to what best evidence is?

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

My sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad.

He died in a car crash one week before I was born.

He has been a miss all my life.

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

"My Dad.

He died in a car crash one week before I was born.

He has been a miss all my life."

, my dad too. He died when I was one. I'd love to know what his voice sounded like

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

Is it too harsh to say there is no heaven?

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By *elcome68Man
over a year ago

manchester

i wud look down at myself and wish i cud of changed a few of lifes journeys along the way. everything else wud just fall into place then. x

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Is it too harsh to say there is no heaven? "

Someone’s not getting on board with the theme of the thread Jim!!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Our daughter x

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"My dog.

Christian god doesn’t let dogs in. He’s a nob

In the bible! Only humans allowed. Nob god

Where do they go then?

According to bible? Or according to what best evidence is?"

I've got a hunch that the Bible was written by humans (after thoughtfully creating God in their own image). Maybe some bits got confused over the ages, though.

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Is it too harsh to say there is no heaven?

Someone’s not getting on board with the theme of the thread Jim!!"

Oh right. Just…er ?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Elvis

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"My dog.

Christian god doesn’t let dogs in. He’s a nob

In the bible! Only humans allowed. Nob god

Where do they go then?

According to bible? Or according to what best evidence is?

I've got a hunch that the Bible was written by humans (after thoughtfully creating God in their own image). Maybe some bits got confused over the ages, though."

Yep. Written to control

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Is it too harsh to say there is no heaven?

Someone’s not getting on board with the theme of the thread Jim!!

Oh right. Just…er ? "

Well yeah, obvs, but just play along!!

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Is it too harsh to say there is no heaven?

Someone’s not getting on board with the theme of the thread Jim!!

Oh right. Just…er ?

Well yeah, obvs, but just play along!!"

No! Lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Our daughter x"

heartbreaking

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Is it too harsh to say there is no heaven?

Someone’s not getting on board with the theme of the thread Jim!!

Oh right. Just…er ?

Well yeah, obvs, but just play along!!

No! Lol "

As per the mighty Michael Caine…some men just want to watch the world burn!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I would prefer hell it's warmer and find all the naughty people......

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

London

Mum - Lost her about a 3 weeks ago.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Myself at times it feels like my soul left me many years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God. Serious bone to pick with that twat..

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"God. Serious bone to pick with that twat.."

Exactly

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Is it too harsh to say there is no heaven?

Someone’s not getting on board with the theme of the thread Jim!!

Oh right. Just…er ?

Well yeah, obvs, but just play along!!

No! Lol

As per the mighty Michael Caine…some men just want to watch the world burn!!"

Michael Caine is also a nob

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

Are people genuinely this naive in 2023! If on this site you all going to hell!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Sounds like somebody's got a chip on their shoulder tonight!!

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Sounds like somebody's got a chip on their shoulder tonight!!"

Sounds like what now?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

It would have to be one of the two dogs we had, they both have a special place in my heart still.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Is it too harsh to say there is no heaven?

Someone’s not getting on board with the theme of the thread Jim!!

Oh right. Just…er ?

Well yeah, obvs, but just play along!!

No! Lol

As per the mighty Michael Caine…some men just want to watch the world burn!!

Michael Caine is also a nob"

Er…haven’t you heard the term national treasure?!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Sounds like somebody's got a chip on their shoulder tonight!!

Sounds like what now? "

You're not telling us anything we haven't heard before. Thank you, but it's not a revelation. Can't you see that people are using the thread to remember loved ones? It's a form of keeping them alive and acknowledging them in a more public way. Just let everyone indulge their sorrow. Your can be all righteous and atheist some other time.

Please.

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By *ust JuicyWoman
over a year ago

east london

My brother and give him a clip round back of head for all the crap he left me to sort out for him …. Then ask how the f..k he got into heaven

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The only person I’d see is the bouncer on the gate, telling me sorry you’re definitely not coming in.

The mr

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

My uncle ted

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

God and ask them Why?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"My dog.

Christian god doesn’t let dogs in. He’s a nob "

Dude. All flesh shall see the salvation of God. Even your dumb white ass

If you’re gonna quote stuff at least read it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad and my Labrador then have a beautiful walk and chat

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Are people genuinely this naive in 2023! If on this site you all going to hell! "
I'm going to heaven I'm a good boy

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By *hy marvel guyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

My grandma. Would love to have a chat x

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By *oppabear82Man
over a year ago

near you

My nan and grandad on my dad's side. Miss them every day

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

And what makes you think that any of us would be allowed to step even a toe into heaven before we burst into flames and cast into the fiery abyss for all eternity?

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

M & D

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

London

"Are people genuinely this naive in 2023! If on this site you all going to hell! "

I go to church so might have a chance

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Are people genuinely this naive in 2023! If on this site you all going to hell!

I go to church so might have a chance"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it could only be one, my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t think I’d know anybody there tbh

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

My child then my partner then my dad then my friend sharon then my mum then my stepdad then all the grans grandads aunts uncles and step mum ! Have to b more than a day! Will just wait till I get there myself lol x

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By *airyboxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

My first girlfriend.. who was taken from me thanks to a d*unk driver..

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

Lost mum 6 months ,so mum

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Grandfather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum, then my grandma

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go see my two nans and have the BIGGEST nan hugs ever

and I’d see all my cats from over the years

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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago

stockport

My dad my best friend

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

My twins.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The person who put me there so I can make sure they don't return when I go back home.

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"My previous dog and yes he is a person

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go full Karen, someone who could explain the mix up. I'm clearly in the wrong place.

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"My dog.

Christian god doesn’t let dogs in. He’s a nob

Dude. All flesh shall see the salvation of God. Even your dumb white ass

If you’re gonna quote stuff at least read it first "

Oh the bible? Well let’s see..talking serpents. No. Owning people as property condoned? Mass murder of babies? Oh ok…read it. It’s disgusting. And doesn’t let non humans in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

My Dad

Many unanswered questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandmother she was everything to me

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My grandad, it hurts my heart I didn't have my girls until after he had passed. He was such an amazing role model in my life I'm sad my girls never got to meet him and have that too

T x

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

A wkens with redfordanger would be heavenly enough for me

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I know you said person, but it would be my mum and dad."

I'm sad for you. At your age, I would of thought you would of had at least one still with you.

Bless you. Xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My mam, to say I miss you so much and need your love right now, to help me get through this broken heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum and my late wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mam & Dad

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

My Dad x

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

My grandma n grandad, and also a customer of mine that died last Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend, its been 20 years but still missed daily.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"My best friend, its been 20 years but still missed daily. "

I feel you pain mate, came to post the same thing, it was 18 years this week for mine.

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By *inklersMan
over a year ago

norwich

My mum , could do with a chat with her right now

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My sister in law

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oooooof. I suppose if I find my Grandad, he's going to be with my Grandma anyway. But I'd want to find them both.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

My mum

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby

My dogs!! And dont say theyre not there because that isnt heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marilyn Monroe

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

My best friend who died in January, Who was the most precious person i had in my life.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Heaven in Villiers Street or has another one opened..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'd want to meet someone I knew and loved. It's just for one day and I would be frightened that it would open up the pain again. I think I would like to meet those who had been murdered, and their bodies never found, to go back to Earth and give comfort to their relatives.

Bess x

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By *rystal HeartTV/TS
over a year ago

Wakefield

Einstein! Not passing up that chance lol

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