FabSwingers.com forum: Taskmaster - Fab Edition: The Results!

By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

Welcome back to Taskmaster. Before the break, we asked the Lounge to bring in their most satisfying thing.

Now, it's time for some scores. Please remember, the Taskmaster's decision is final but please do try to incur her displeasure by arguing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*argues*

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Thank you Joe. We're going to start with the least satisfying items and work our way to full blown satisfaction...

Valkyrie1970 - 1 point

While fresh laundry smells really nice, it's pretty low on the list of most satisfying things that are still satisfying.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

KnightsoftheCoffeeTable (Mr) - 1 point

I fail to see how a swimming pool bigger than the garden it's in is satisfying.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

MasterR and slut maya - 1 point

Didn't really sell it well on the magic fingers and we have no way of know if they're telling the truth.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

hkphooey43 - 1 point

It's soggy toast...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

lifeblowstoo - 1 point

If we drill into this (hehe) it's not really overly satisfying and they failed to really sell it.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

So far, so unsatisfactory. Let's see who has left me a little more satisfied. Not much, but a bit.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ooh I've come back from the ad break just I'm time.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cornish1982 - 2 points

Cuppa and biscuits, while nice, never really satisfy me because I eat the whole pack and feel bad after.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

MistyPeaks - 2 points

Piercings may be satisfying to play with but there's no chance the pinch and throbbing makes up for it.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Mr Sxx - 2 points

A cup of tea in the bath can be satisfying but loses points for lack of panache, think bigger! It's basically a beverage while cleaning.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Gr8str8 - 2 Similar to JagerMorgan with his bubble wrap. Just a bit less than a roll. Not enough lasting satisfaction.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Joystick-MCR - 2 points

Had it been a rhubarb pie or a rhubarb crumble it might have got more points, but just rhubarb itself leaves a lot to be desired.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Voyr - 2 points

It's just a jar of Nutella. Nutella is amazing and satisfying but just not enough to satisfy the Taskmaster.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

lunalovesgood - 2 points

Potentially a satisfying drink but until we taste it, we're not sure how satisfying it really is.

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

And now we move onto distinctly average levels of satisfaction. Are you happy being average? Well are you?! *shakes head*

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Mr Trioman - 3 points

It is satisfying to boing a doorstopper but when you have pets or children, it quickly becomes annoying.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

JagerMorgan - 3 points

An entire roll of bubble wrap to pop at your leisure is very satisfying but there are other better satisying things. Pop pop pop!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Super Shy - 3 points

It's a lovely smile and while we encourage more smiles you need to have the courage of your convictions.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Wonko the... - 3 points

The awesome Fab personality is very subjective and while it's satisfying to many, we need overwhelming satisfaction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix!!!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Mr Sprout - 4 points

Haribo and chocolate are satisying in many scenarios but could think bigger. Also had an air of bribery rather than true satisfaction.

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over a year ago

"Cornish1982 - 2 points

Cuppa and biscuits, while nice, never really satisfy me because I eat the whole pack and feel bad after. "

On reflection I've done well to bag 2 points

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Fix!!!! "

You can have less points if you insist...

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"JagerMorgan - 3 points

An entire roll of bubble wrap to pop at your leisure is very satisfying but there are other better satisying things. Pop pop pop!"

I’ll take that

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

SeductiveSecrets - 4 points

Not only do you get the satisfaction of being banged more time than a ketchup bottle, you get the added satisfaction of the soak after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fix!!!!

You can have less points if you insist... "

Minus 7 please

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

BugzBunny - 4 points

Everyone loves fresh bed sheets, but there are other more satisfying things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fix!!!! "

Be happy with your 3!! I am!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

KnightsoftheCoffeeTable (Mrs) - 4 points

Very satisfying to find those things in the backgrounds of Fab pics and appealed to the TM's ego as it's her thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fix!!!!

Be happy with your 3!! I am!!

You can have mine too

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Leedsfitguy - 4 points

Cheese very much appeals to the Taskmaster's taste so to provide 3 of them has sent hot flushes!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Beef of JulieandBeef - 4 points

Very satisfying feeling and really sold it by ensuring it was after a hard day's work!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

And now we move on to those who have been awarded five sweet, sweet points. You have left me very satisfied.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Woody B - 5 points

Initially was getting a low score but sold it well and who doesn't love squirting cream into their mouth.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

oxondavina - 5 points

All the nocturnal threads are legendary and saying kind things is welcome and provides satisfaction to all. I told you all flattery works.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Felix Sighted - 5 points

Cuddles and drink of choice in front of an open fire is very satisfying. He really sold it too by giving people options!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I offer my cock and a packet of googly eyes to create a personalised picture

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

PreyToTheFaries - 5 points

Absolutely stunned the men with her deepthroat description and a hit among the women too with her conversations and sassy personality.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

MissYeuxBleus - 5 points

Built it up with the ASMR boob squeezing and knocked it out of the park with the oily handjob.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Felix Sighted - 5 points

Cuddles and drink of choice in front of an open fire is very satisfying. He really sold it too by giving people options!"

Ahhhh Taskmaster!! Thanks to you and Likkle JoeBeans, I’m flattered

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Meli - 5 points

Tweezers can cause great pain, but ultimately for the better of your body and I don't know where I'd be without them. Ok, she sold it really well

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

ComedyGuy - 5 points

Didn't bring a prize but worked on the show we all love so much, so gets 5 points regardless.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

TheShivs - 5 points

The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Rickshawed - 5 points

Who doesn't love brownies? And the with the added effort of adding all the TM winners, they might need to do one of themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy crap. You guys followed up an already funny thread with this! Brilliant. And thank you for my score. I’ll copy it into my profile.

Good fun.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Belinda Beaver - 5 points

Initially scored low as she refused to give us her most satisfying thing but she made the effort to put a photo up and it's literally called a Satisfyer

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

HornyCouga - 5 points

Viennese cakes over her naked body? How can it be anything less than 5 points?!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Seducing_Em - 5 points

A perfect picture of being satisfied in bed, in a robe with drinks, snacks and especially doughnuts which appeals to little Joe Beans.

Yeah, he asked if we could use points to win your approval and I was of course in favour of such flagrant abuse of the TM assistant power.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

This is too much.

Brilliant OP and likkle Joey Beans.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

And now I must choose an overall winner to take home all of these *gestures* satisfying things...

It would've been HornyCouga but given that she is in Vienna and I am here, I find myself distinctly unsatisfied.

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

This was a great thread Idea. Thank you both for your dedication. And for the 5 points.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

So our winner is Prey to the fairies for providing ongoing satisfaction rather than a fleeting one-off experience. Also deserves to win purely for the phrase "Leaving balls so empty they echo."

Please make your way to the stage to collect your satisfying things!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Joe did the vast majority of the work writing up the score descriptions! Thank you so much Joe

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

This has been an absolute delight to follow! You guys smashed it!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Can I offer my cock and a packet of googly eyes to create a personalised picture "

If you can create a realistic picture of me using your cock and googly eyes then yes Wonko you can either win or have -7 points. Whichever you prefer.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Rickshawed - 5 points

Who doesn't love brownies? And the with the added effort of adding all the TM winners, they might need to do one of themselves! "

Thank you Taskmaster and Ickle Joey Beans. I concur with your wise judgement

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

This has been an absolute delight to follow! You guys smashed it!!

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. We had fun cooking it up! And we're so glad everyone joined in - it would've been a bit tricky to judge if no one brought in any items

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Great thread, you two!!! Lots of fun and I can see how much effort you put in

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

Well done everyone with their efforts and and thank you for your great (and not so great) prizes and congratulations to Miss PreytotheFairies for winning all the satisfying thing with her cock hungry erotica.

But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Woohoo!

Arse kissing works, everyone!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well done Prey to the fairies.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Well done everyone with their efforts and and thank you for your great (and not so great) prizes and congratulations to Miss PreytotheFairies for winning all the satisfying thing with her cock hungry erotica.

But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible

What is Wonko going to do now she has his forum personality?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Joe did the vast majority of the work writing up the score descriptions! Thank you so much Joe

He really is your LAH.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"MissYeuxBleus - 5 points

Built it up with the ASMR boob squeezing and knocked it out of the park with the oily handjob. "

Yessss!!!! This is a proud moment

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Joe did the vast majority of the work writing up the score descriptions! Thank you so much Joe

It was my pleasure! Nothing is too much effort when there's a bit of whimsy involved

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

What a super thread.

Well done J and Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible

What is Wonko going to do now she has his forum personality? "

Bin it probably it's worthless

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible

What is Wonko going to do now she has his forum personality? "

Ooooh this'll be interesting, maybe he'll have to adopt a new, positive attitude we'd all love to see

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Holy crap. You guys followed up an already funny thread with this! Brilliant. And thank you for my score. I’ll copy it into my profile.

Good fun.

Wear it as a badge of honor Woody!

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Joe did the vast majority of the work writing up the score descriptions! Thank you so much Joe

He really is your LAH.

It wouldn't be Taskmaster otherwise. Had to do it properly!

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"What a super thread.

Well done J and Joe

Thank you Davina! And also thank you for the inspiration and taking part

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"What a super thread.

Well done J and Joe

Thank you Davina! And also thank you for the inspiration and taking part

You guys absolutely ran with it. Wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible

What is Wonko going to do now she has his forum personality?

Ooooh this'll be interesting, maybe he'll have to adopt a new, positive attitude we'd all love to see

Not going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TheShivs - 5 points

The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well... "

Woohooo! Even though I didn’t win, I’m happy with my score considering I’ve never watched taskmaster before

. What a great thread Julie and Joe

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Sheesh.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Sheesh. "

Yeah, unfortunately your personal satisfaction didn't align with the Taskmaster's. Sorry you will be naked at work...

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible

What is Wonko going to do now she has his forum personality?

Ooooh this'll be interesting, maybe he'll have to adopt a new, positive attitude we'd all love to see

Not going to happen "

C'mon Wonko, smile!

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"TheShivs - 5 points

The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well...

Woohooo! Even though I didn’t win, I’m happy with my score considering I’ve never watched taskmaster before

. What a great thread Julie and Joe

Whaaaaaa...? Mrs TheShivs, I demand you rectify this immediately!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Thank you for my scores lovelies. I’m going to celebrate with a Jamesons and ginger

Great thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holy crap. You guys followed up an already funny thread with this! Brilliant. And thank you for my score. I’ll copy it into my profile.

Good fun.

Wear it as a badge of honor Woody!"

I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TheShivs - 5 points

The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well...

Woohooo! Even though I didn’t win, I’m happy with my score considering I’ve never watched taskmaster before

. What a great thread Julie and Joe

Whaaaaaa...? Mrs TheShivs, I demand you rectify this immediately! "

I know, I will! I’m going to give it a watch, it sounds interesting.

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Thank you for my scores lovelies. I’m going to celebrate with a Jamesons and ginger

Great thread!

You're more than welcome, don't forget to give PTTF that ASMR boob squeeze either!

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"TheShivs - 5 points

The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well...

Woohooo! Even though I didn’t win, I’m happy with my score considering I’ve never watched taskmaster before

. What a great thread Julie and Joe

Whaaaaaa...? Mrs TheShivs, I demand you rectify this immediately!

I know, I will! I’m going to give it a watch, it sounds interesting. "

If by interesting, you mean the best TV show ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TheShivs - 5 points

The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well...

Woohooo! Even though I didn’t win, I’m happy with my score considering I’ve never watched taskmaster before

. What a great thread Julie and Joe

Whaaaaaa...? Mrs TheShivs, I demand you rectify this immediately!

I know, I will! I’m going to give it a watch, it sounds interesting.

If by interesting, you mean the best TV show ever!

That good?! I’ll watch it and let you know what I think

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"And now I must choose an overall winner to take home all of these *gestures* satisfying things...

It would've been HornyCouga but given that she is in Vienna and I am here, I find myself distinctly unsatisfied. "

Sweet baby Jesus, Julie and Joe... What are pair of legends you are putting in all this effort in to create a fantastic thread. Honoured to be runner up for this prestigious accolade. The best woman won and the Taskmaster's decision is a fair one. To address the deficiency in my submisdion I promise to create a budget version at some point during the MLS in June: can't promise cakes from Vienna but I can decorate myself with Crosstown* donuts

* other donuts are available but are nowhere near as good as the vegan coconut and lime ones!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"And now I must choose an overall winner to take home all of these *gestures* satisfying things...

It would've been HornyCouga but given that she is in Vienna and I am here, I find myself distinctly unsatisfied.

* other donuts are available but are nowhere near as good as the vegan coconut and lime ones!

Woohooo! I am definitely in!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Seducing_Em - 5 points

A perfect picture of being satisfied in bed, in a robe with drinks, snacks and especially doughnuts which appeals to little Joe Beans.

Yeah, he asked if we could use points to win your approval and I was of course in favour of such flagrant abuse of the TM assistant power. "
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Thank you guys

I think...(Lana del Ray's fucked my way to the top is going through my head right now only I didn't fuck anyone

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Julie and Joe,you guys are good eggs and don't need anyone's approval. Thank you for the delicious ride on the nocturnal last night and and for the fun and commitment of today's thread

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Seducing_Em - 5 points

A perfect picture of being satisfied in bed, in a robe with drinks, snacks and especially doughnuts which appeals to little Joe Beans.

Yeah, he asked if we could use points to win your approval and I was of course in favour of such flagrant abuse of the TM assistant power. .

Thank you guys

I think...(Lana del Ray's fucked my way to the top is going through my head right now only I didn't fuck anyone

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Julie and Joe,you guys are good eggs and don't need anyone's approval. Thank you for the delicious ride on the nocturnal last night and and for the fun and commitment of today's thread

Thanks Em! Xx

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"And now I must choose an overall winner to take home all of these *gestures* satisfying things...

It would've been HornyCouga but given that she is in Vienna and I am here, I find myself distinctly unsatisfied.

* other donuts are available but are nowhere near as good as the vegan coconut and lime ones!

Thank you so much for the kind words and it looks like even though you were a runner up, we'll end up being the winners!

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Seducing_Em - 5 points

A perfect picture of being satisfied in bed, in a robe with drinks, snacks and especially doughnuts which appeals to little Joe Beans.

Yeah, he asked if we could use points to win your approval and I was of course in favour of such flagrant abuse of the TM assistant power. .

Thank you guys

I think...(Lana del Ray's fucked my way to the top is going through my head right now only I didn't fuck anyone

)

Julie and Joe,you guys are good eggs and don't need anyone's approval. Thank you for the delicious ride on the nocturnal last night and and for the fun and commitment of today's thread

When it works, it works!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"And now I must choose an overall winner to take home all of these *gestures* satisfying things...

It would've been HornyCouga but given that she is in Vienna and I am here, I find myself distinctly unsatisfied.

* other donuts are available but are nowhere near as good as the vegan coconut and lime ones!

Ohhhhhhhhh but you CAN get cakes from Vienna for the MLS! From Vienna Café (opposite the art gallery, just off St Peter's Square

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"KnightsoftheCoffeeTable (Mr) - 1 point

I fail to see how a swimming pool bigger than the garden it's in is satisfying. "

Got all excited then. But then I remembered it’s Q.I where you need low points.

The mr

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

A completed puzzle

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"A completed puzzle"

Sorry Franimal but the show has ended. A completed puzzle is exceedingly satisfying and would've scored well had it been in time. Joe and I enjoyed doing it so I'm sure there will be future tasks to join in with.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"So our winner is Prey to the fairies for providing ongoing satisfaction rather than a fleeting one-off experience. Also deserves to win purely for the phrase "Leaving balls so empty they echo."

Please make your way to the stage to collect your satisfying things! "

Aww, thank you!

And there was me thinking I was going to be an adult today and not wear my tiara in public.

Wrong

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"So our winner is Prey to the fairies for providing ongoing satisfaction rather than a fleeting one-off experience. Also deserves to win purely for the phrase "Leaving balls so empty they echo."

Please make your way to the stage to collect your satisfying things!

Aww, thank you!

And there was me thinking I was going to be an adult today and not wear my tiara in public.

Wrong

Well done!

*imagines Prey on the stage in a sparkly tiara picking up and trying out different satisfying things*

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Well done!

*imagines Prey on the stage in a sparkly tiara picking up and trying out different satisfying things*"

It's so sparkly. There's a definite risk of me continuing to wear it when I go into office tomorrow

Do I have to take the ones even though they're not satisfying? I don't think I have the room for a 10ft pool.

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"KnightsoftheCoffeeTable (Mr) - 1 point

I fail to see how a swimming pool bigger than the garden it's in is satisfying.

Got all excited then. But then I remembered it’s Q.I where you need low points.

The mr "

Sorry Mr, maybe next time you'll smash it!

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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"So our winner is Prey to the fairies for providing ongoing satisfaction rather than a fleeting one-off experience. Also deserves to win purely for the phrase "Leaving balls so empty they echo."

Please make your way to the stage to collect your satisfying things!

Aww, thank you!

And there was me thinking I was going to be an adult today and not wear my tiara in public.

Wrong

Congrats! You wear that tiara proudly and answer truthfully to everyone asking why you're wearing it

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