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By *oofy321 OP   Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Im thinking of having a summer holiday on my own for the 1st time in my life...so the question is

How do you apply sun lotion to your back?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Use a spray, it’s easier.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I’ve done this, I’m afraid you have to awkwardly ask someone without sounding creepy!

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By *oofy321 OP   Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"I’ve done this, I’m afraid you have to awkwardly ask someone without sounding creepy! "

That ain't me lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There's usually someone around who is very helpful. A young cop did a lot for me recently

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Im thinking of having a summer holiday on my own for the 1st time in my life...so the question is

How do you apply sun lotion to your back?"

You spread it on the sun lounger then lie on it.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

One of those paint rollers on a long stick that you use for ceilings

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By *WantYourWifeMan
over a year ago

Nearby

You can also get a pad with a long handle. Put the lotion on the pad and away you go. Though asking a stranger could be more fun. See how fast the sun beds around you clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just accept that there will be a rather odd looking sunburn patch from the bit you can't reach yourself.

It'll be like a signal to everyone who sees you that you are single AF!

(Talking from experience!)

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Im thinking of having a summer holiday on my own for the 1st time in my life...so the question is

How do you apply sun lotion to your back?"
loofah

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Look for another singleton who is sitting somewhere with a little space behind them and who looks like their back is not sufficiently protected from the harmful sun.

Pour the majority of the bottle down your back, then back up and rub into the chosen fellow singleton, smush in and shoulder shimmy until all needed places feel sufficiently covered.

Await thanks for helping a fellow singleton also not get sunburn on their back.

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By *bonybucksMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

It’s well easy to do your own back. Well I can and depends on how flexible you are. I’m not talking about sun lotion as I don’t need it on my back as I’m dark but just lotion in general. Been to many countries on my own and it’s fun laying in the sun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay in the shade.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

T shirt. Skin cancer is a bugger

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Go somewhere cold?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Go somewhere cold? "

Or actually, just never lay on your stomach.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Im thinking of having a summer holiday on my own for the 1st time in my life...so the question is

How do you apply sun lotion to your back?"
factor 50 i hope you won't be used to the sun in oldham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for other singletons around and help each other out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

You don’t need sun cream on your back when you’re laying on it

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I just ask a whoever is near me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can normally spot a Brit abroad by their phone case

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Just get a spray and leave it to soak in a little - the oil ones won't be obvious on skin like smearing cream. But they will ruin white clothes m so don't wear white unless you've showered it off

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Im thinking of having a summer holiday on my own for the 1st time in my life...so the question is

How do you apply sun lotion to your back?"

Buy a little roller brush from B&Q and spray it with oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get nice old ladies to do it for me when I go away alone. They take pity on the pale as new milk redhead because I’m clearly at risk of combusting in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get nice old ladies to do it for me when I go away alone. They take pity on the pale as new milk redhead because I’m clearly at risk of combusting in the sun "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the fun of being a lone traveller , ask someone on the beach/ by the pool , strike up a conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watch out when asking someone to do your back they don't draw a cock on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same way I slather myself in Coca butter after a shower…. Hypermobility or as they used to call it ‘double jointed’

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Same way I slather myself in Coca butter after a shower…. Hypermobility or as they used to call it ‘double jointed’ "

I like the word slather or lather. Sounds somewhat erotic

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By *oofy321 OP   Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"Just watch out when asking someone to do your back they don't draw a cock on it "

Lol

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