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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Males men blokes guys lads gentlemen geezers,

How do you orgasm? Do you announce your spurtation like a Ryan*ir flight landing du du du di du di? Do you say your close? Your gonna come? Are you loud? Roar like a lion? Or

Are you a silent cummer? heavy breather? Or feel you hold your breath? Eyes open or closed?

If it's wanking, do you speed up? Do you have that point of no return where you just want feel the orgasm wash over you? If your fucking, do you kiss as it's happening?does the orgasm intensify if you do?

This has been brought to you by the SS R/D/P group, Co sponsored by E.G.W

Abbreviation index-SS SuperShy. R/D/P- research/demonstrate/participate. E.G.W- every genuine woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a Thar she blows x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oooooh nice one. I shall enjoy reading this

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Good question I'd say I fall into the silent cummer category. The one I'm sharing it with is well aware of the event .

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Even though I can tell when it's coming, I do appreciate getting a verbal heads up.

The silent stoic types always put me off.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I just announce in a quiet whisper “I have arrived”, and then I unpack my bollocks

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Tricky one… silent when I have to be, but otherwise being vocal is nice.

As for what I say in the last few seconds, I don’t really know - I’m not really concentrating on it so I can’t remember

For the build up, it’s the same noise I make as eating a Gü cheesecake Oh… oh….oohhhhh…!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

And boom goes the dynamite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm looking forward to reading this later

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I want to hear the grunts and groans!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Now this is good Saturday afternoon reading

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I fake 57% of my orgasms.

Other times I've cum 5 times before anyone realises. It's only the mess that gives it away.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to hear the noises! The moans, the growls, the needy moans that they’re going to cum for me grrrrr!!!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm like a male banshee.

A manshee..

Now I wanna do it in a cave just to sample the effects.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Not saying.

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By *lex22111Man
over a year ago

norwich

Deep groans maybe a whisper in the ear to announce I’m about to cum for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutteral moaning, followed by,”cop for that you dirty whore”

Sometimes silent and keep going

Love it all

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

If it's a good one, I often get sweary. Sometimes I giggle uncontrollably, which I know is just weird. But a quick Sherman is often silent.

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By *oupleforfun1977Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

I like it when he tells me where he's going to cum and/or he calls me names whilst he's finishing

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Males men blokes guys lads gentlemen geezers,

How do you orgasm? Do you announce your spurtation like a Ryan*ir flight landing du du du di du di? Do you say your close? Your gonna come? Are you loud? Roar like a lion? Or

Are you a silent cummer? heavy breather? Or feel you hold your breath? Eyes open or closed?

If it's wanking, do you speed up? Do you have that point of no return where you just want feel the orgasm wash over you? If your fucking, do you kiss as it's happening?does the orgasm intensify if you do?

This has been brought to you by the SS R/D/P group, Co sponsored by E.G.W

Abbreviation index-SS SuperShy. R/D/P- research/demonstrate/participate. E.G.W- every genuine woman

"

Mine is a true public announcement.

For those who have seen the service between Foreplay Parkway and Cuddle Central repeatedly enter the station and leave again, you may now expect it to terminate on platform one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooh nice one. I shall enjoy reading this "

Nora .....what a pic

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm quite vocal and I like the guy to be aa well

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'm more in the Billy Connolly camp... just silently grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send a letter through the post or on a postcard. I’m old fashioned like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I send a letter through the post or on a postcard. I’m old fashioned like that. "

Or maybe a note by pigeon?

Nettie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends, I'm usually quite noisy on the final few hard strokes, you would definitely know I was cumming. I think it makes my orgasm feel even better when I make more noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Disappointed there weren’t more comments on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr is very intense, speeding up, going harder, eyes open wide and a big roar, this happens only with sex, handjob is nothing like the same

But all this happens as 95% of the time we cum together

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I announce it with an advert in the Times newspaper....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want quiet.

I don't want a polite " oh I'm going to come"

I want a "fuck!" Followed by an animalistic growl.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I don't want quiet.

I don't want a polite " oh I'm going to come"

I want a "fuck!" Followed by an animalistic growl. "

Definitely this! Love a growl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tap out "Thar she blows" in morse code on the headboard

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I thought we all went full Victorian and shouted god save the Queen at the moment of spaffage?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I cry out 'Hwaet!' at the critical moment, like an Anglo-Saxon skald announcing an epic poem.

Either that or 'Mmmm, marvellous stuff', like a 70s DJ winding down his set with an obscure The Fall 'B' side.

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Always announcewhen I'm cuming and sometimes it excites the female enough that she cums aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vocal, and the Mr is too! Depends on the mood whether we kiss/eyes open etc etc!

Mrs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It depends if we can be heard by our adult home occupants or not

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By *pstanding CitizenMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm quite vocal when I release my load, moan a lot feeling the cum shooting out haha

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

After years of little ears in adjacent rooms, I'm conditioned to be as quiet as a mouse. Now they are getting older and we occasionally have the house to ourselves, I'm working on being louder with a whispered 'crivens' just before.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm wanking I can cum whenever I want as I'm in control and I know what I like, when with someone it varies. I'm usually a silent cummer that gasps and holds my breath unless the lady I'm with is doing something so utterly mind blowing in that case I'm usually breathing with expletives between breaths until I blow my load

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Bit of nasal grunting then it's like sand out of a tube

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Like a dustbin lorry in reverse…

*Beeeeep* this penis is convulsing *beeeeep*

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Like a dustbin lorry in reverse…

*Beeeeep* this penis is convulsing *beeeeep*"

I hope Sam's cock is suitably plastered with Health and Safety stickers?

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I grunt and groan quite loudly like the sound I imagine a caveman would make

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Depends what kind of orgasm it is, and whether its singular or in multiples.

I forget to breathe, which I believe the French refer to as Petit Mort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If on cam wanking with a guy I will say I am close, then Cumming as I am past that point of no return. Usually I will spunk into my hand.

When with the wife fucking I will make suitable sounds to indicate I am about to shoot. If she is wanking me off I will also make it clear as orgasm approaches and more sounds as I actually ejaculate. But not words.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Like a dustbin lorry in reverse…

*Beeeeep* this penis is convulsing *beeeeep*

I hope Sam's cock is suitably plastered with Health and Safety stickers?"

No, but it does smell of bin juice

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Depends what kind of orgasm it is, and whether its singular or in multiples.

I forget to breathe, which I believe the French refer to as Petit Mort "

Damn French. They even make death sound sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want quiet.

I don't want a polite " oh I'm going to come"

I want a "fuck!" Followed by an animalistic growl. "

Good hard fucking, sweating, swearing, grinding

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"No, but it does smell of bin juice "

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here for the comments.

But I do like it when a man says fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use semaphore to signal the event

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm just here for the comments.

But I do like it when a man says fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk!

"

Oh yes and this too!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

God I just love the moan that builds as he’s about to cum

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Even though I can tell when it's coming, I do appreciate getting a verbal heads up.

The silent stoic types always put me off."

Same here, I want him to tell me, hate when they're silent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EasyJet

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Point of no return yes check

Moans yes

Intensifies into growls.

Kisses - depends on her, if she bites me, slaps me or sticks her nails in me then probably not.

Memories... forgot the rest of the questions. Something about a seagull?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a guy somewhere inbetween. I once had a guy (who I went to a club with) announce to me "I can't believed I've cummed in you twice already".... I had no idea!

But then the last guy was like he was being possessed! I was wide eyed trying not to laugh as he screamed it with all sorts of facial expressions!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It all depends, I'm usually quite noisy on the final few hard strokes, you would definitely know I was cumming. I think it makes my orgasm feel even better when I make more noise."

Thank you. A good reply, not all questions answered but I'll let you off

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Like a dustbin lorry in reverse…

*Beeeeep* this penis is convulsing *beeeeep*

I hope Sam's cock is suitably plastered with Health and Safety stickers?"

I hope it has a hi viz vest and a little helmet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are all the lads down the pub? Or too shy to actually answer properly?

I'm Disappointed, i suppose I'll just have to do my own experiment in the SS lab

What i do for womankind i need a medal

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are all the lads down the pub? Or too shy to actually answer properly?

I'm Disappointed, i suppose I'll just have to do my own experiment in the SS lab

What i do for womankind i need a medal "

Shout it you get inundated and need any help

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Are all the lads down the pub? Or too shy to actually answer properly?

I'm Disappointed, i suppose I'll just have to do my own experiment in the SS lab

What i do for womankind i need a medal

Shout it you get inundated and need any help "

You could have heard for yourself if you didn’t have those noise cancelling headphones on

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire


"Even though I can tell when it's coming, I do appreciate getting a verbal heads up.

The silent stoic types always put me off.

Same here, I want him to tell me, hate when they're silent."

Agree. If the situation is right (ie kids not home) then live to hear the noise. So horny. Want to know its close. Want to know what is happening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are all the lads down the pub? Or too shy to actually answer properly?

I'm Disappointed, i suppose I'll just have to do my own experiment in the SS lab

What i do for womankind i need a medal

Shout it you get inundated and need any help

You could have heard for yourself if you didn’t have those noise cancelling headphones on "

What? Say again?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Are all the lads down the pub? Or too shy to actually answer properly?

I'm Disappointed, i suppose I'll just have to do my own experiment in the SS lab

What i do for womankind i need a medal "

B was only part joking. Our kids have spidey sense and super hearing. It is hard to get used to being more vocal. But I think his changes in breathing and mmmmfs of pleasure are sexy.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are all the lads down the pub? Or too shy to actually answer properly?…"

I’m in bed…

Alone sadly, it’s a crime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After years of little ears in adjacent rooms, I'm conditioned to be as quiet as a mouse. Now they are getting older and we occasionally have the house to ourselves, I'm working on being louder with a whispered 'crivens' just before.

B"

Bernard?

Oh no that was cribbins

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll moan, groan "fuck", grasp hips tightly, or wrap hair around my fingers, and pull them closer. Enjoy that squeezing, faster strokes, or deeper throating, that she does when she knows I'm close. Then I'll lean over and whisper "boom goes the dynamite" and jizz on her bedroom curtains.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are all the lads down the pub? Or too shy to actually answer properly?…

I’m in bed…

Alone sadly, it’s a crime. "

Watching tv? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll moan, groan "fuck", grasp hips tightly, or wrap hair around my fingers, and pull them closer. Enjoy that squeezing, faster strokes, or deeper throating, that she does when she knows I'm close. Then I'll lean over and whisper "boom goes the dynamite" and jizz on her bedroom curtains.

LvM"

As long as you clean yaself up!

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

I break into the lonely goatherd from the sound of music

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m pretty vocal, tend to moan and a few animalistic growls and growls as I tip over the edge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I break into the lonely goatherd from the sound of music "

Yodel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before the snip I was usually pretty quiet with some heavy breathing. After the snip it is way more intense so much more vocal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just generally very loud when in the throes of orgasm, so the buildup to it is not exactly subtle.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Yes, all of the above. If I'm having a quickie generally it goes further and there's more. A groan whilst and a ten second warning for location.

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey


"I break into the lonely goatherd from the sound of music

Yodel?"

Oh yes

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Well well well, toast tits, that is a lot of questions.

I probably mutter "cumming" before being a bit of a grunter. Before it then washes over into a bit of an ahhh.

I love it when you're past the point of no return and you can just relax and keep getting as many last few strokes in for as long as possible before it shoots out. The longer you hold it in the most intense I find it.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

What about the facial expressions??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always announce im about to cum if im bareback ill tell her im going to cum in her pussy. If wanking im a heavy breather with appreciation groans thrown in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to be told that I can cum, I will say I'm ready and then I love being beholdent to my lady who can decide when she wants me

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

I’m noisy, especially on repeats. We used to attract crowds of concerned off-duty RSPCA officers at Chams because only an animal in pain could make the noises I made as she forced another load from me.

When we were camping at festivals she had to keep her hand over my mouth. Which was a whole extra level of turn on.

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