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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nobody to do!!!

I might start a blog, the ups and downs of a single.

Today I’m going with the benefits! I save on the energy bills, I have a lot of cold showers

Should anyone else like to list their small wins as a single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less council tax

Can eat what I want when I want

Can watch sport with interruption

Can watch a movie in silence

Can hog the bed

List is endless

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I have “Can accommodate” on my profile, which is basically like an American Express Gold Card

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Getting to spread out as much as i like in my bed (plus nobody complaining about the snoring) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Less dates to remember! ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every argument starts and ends with me being right. And I’m right in the middle, and throughout.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Getting to spread out as much as i like in my bed (plus nobody complaining about the snoring) x

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That sounds dirty but a lovely image.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be hairy

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Peace and quiet

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

I don't have to visit anyone else's sodding parents.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I can be hairy

This is the ultimate single win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

All the ice cream is mine.

Only one set of family to negotiate

The dogs are better company

Single life rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm new to single life - finding it a bit strange really but haven't been on my own for 24 years

Seems to be a lot of positives

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Nobody to do!!!

I might start a blog, the ups and downs of a single.

Today I’m going with the benefits! I save on the energy bills, I have a lot of cold showers

Should anyone else like to list their small wins as a single.

All this week I’ve had a disgusting terminal cold. I’ve been miserable, coughy, sneezy and awake at weird times in the night. But I didn’t feel guilty for annoying my better half. Imagine how hard I had to look for that silver lining!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody to do!!!

I might start a blog, the ups and downs of a single.

Today I’m going with the benefits! I save on the energy bills, I have a lot of cold showers

Should anyone else like to list their small wins as a single.

And that’s another, I’ve less chance of catching germs off someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody to do!!!

I might start a blog, the ups and downs of a single.

Today I’m going with the benefits! I save on the energy bills, I have a lot of cold showers

Should anyone else like to list their small wins as a single.

And that’s another, I’ve less chance of catching germs off someone.

Also as a single male on fab you have an incredibly low chance of catching an STD

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By *ax6593Man
over a year ago

tyneside

And bored

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Nobody to do!!!

I might start a blog, the ups and downs of a single.

Today I’m going with the benefits! I save on the energy bills, I have a lot of cold showers

Should anyone else like to list their small wins as a single.

And that’s another, I’ve less chance of catching germs off someone.

Good point!!! Or having to put up with their whinging haha

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario. "

Explains why he/she was called Chewie then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Definitely watching what I want when I went ...

I can utilise both sides of my bed ...

And if I want to eat a Bacon Sarnie at 11pm without being whinged at , I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.

Explains why he/she was called Chewie then

I take umbrage

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Small wins?

Been here... where there are people... for almost 2 hours. Havent killed any.

Plus this awesome dude I know said my stall is good looking

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Small wins?

Been here... where there are people... for almost 2 hours. Havent killed any.

Plus this awesome dude I know said my stall is good looking

is that a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night."

What a way to bring the vibe down. Not invited to my birthday parties. …

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

I'm going with no-one to steal all my favourite snacks, but then that just means I eat them all and sharing is caring. So maybe not the best choice but I'm sticking with it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Definitely watching what I want when I went ...

I can utilise both sides of my bed ...

And if I want to eat a Bacon Sarnie at 11pm without being whinged at , I can

Note to self... message Moose and moan at him at 11pm re: bacon sarnie.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Small wins?

Been here... where there are people... for almost 2 hours. Havent killed any.

Plus this awesome dude I know said my stall is good looking

is that a euphemism "

Yeah baby

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Definitely watching what I want when I went ...

I can utilise both sides of my bed ...

And if I want to eat a Bacon Sarnie at 11pm without being whinged at , I can

Note to self... message Moose and moan at him at 11pm re: bacon sarnie."

You bloody would as well

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"I don't have to visit anyone else's sodding parents. "

Yes, definitely this one

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Small wins?

Been here... where there are people... for almost 2 hours. Havent killed any.

Plus this awesome dude I know said my stall is good looking

is that a euphemism "

I think we can all agree that it is

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Definitely watching what I want when I went ...

I can utilise both sides of my bed ...

And if I want to eat a Bacon Sarnie at 11pm without being whinged at , I can

Note to self... message Moose and moan at him at 11pm re: bacon sarnie.

You bloody would as well

I've set an alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night."

But you can Plop in peace. You brought this on yourself, I’m not even sorry

(I will stop writing plop now, because every time I do, I dissolve into cry laughing and it ruins my mascara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.

Explains why he/she was called Chewie then

I take umbrage

What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night.

But you can Plop in peace. You brought this on yourself, I’m not even sorry

(I will stop writing plop now, because every time I do, I dissolve into cry laughing and it ruins my mascara

And leave the door open? I know that closing the door makes for better acoustics for the plop but an open door is more freeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night.

But you can Plop in peace. You brought this on yourself, I’m not even sorry

(I will stop writing plop now, because every time I do, I dissolve into cry laughing and it ruins my mascara

You forgot to mention you can leave door open whilst "plopping"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.

Explains why he/she was called Chewie then

I take umbrage

What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?

That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can star fish in bed.

I don't need to be restricted

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night.

But you can Plop in peace. You brought this on yourself, I’m not even sorry

(I will stop writing plop now, because every time I do, I dissolve into cry laughing and it ruins my mascara

Hahahaha!!! That’s the only reason I like it - it’s incredibly juvenile but funny af!!

I don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing you’re thinking of me when you go plop plop…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night."

People on this site seeking fab holiday where the rain stays mainly on the plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.

Explains why he/she was called Chewie then

I take umbrage

What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?

That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.

I have nothing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can star fish in bed.

I don't need to be restricted "

Damn. I better cancel those leather restraints then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can star fish in bed.

I don't need to be restricted "

Of course this, because no woman in her right mind would ever want to be tied to the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can star fish in bed.

I don't need to be restricted

Damn. I better cancel those leather restraints then "

Restraints and restrictions are very different things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.

Explains why he/she was called Chewie then

I take umbrage

What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?

That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.

I have nothing!!

[smug face]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.

Explains why he/she was called Chewie then

I take umbrage

What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?

That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.

I have nothing!!

[smug face]"

I know that look.... Is it the one you pull just before you get spaffed on

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. "

Sometimes I don't want to have sex. Or I just want to play alone. Less mess and no stubble rash somewhere sensitive.

"Someone to go holiday with. "

You could go with a company like Solos Holidays. Or organise a group of Fab friends to go with.

"You don’t have to cook every night."

I don't - that's what takewaways are for sweetie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.

Explains why he/she was called Chewie then

I take umbrage

What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?

That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.

I have nothing!!

[smug face]

I know that look.... Is it the one you pull just before you get spaffed on

How very dare you. Bringing it down to your base level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can eat anything I want without someone asking for "a little bit"

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap.

Sometimes I don't want to have sex. Or I just want to play alone. Less mess and no stubble rash somewhere sensitive.

Someone to go holiday with.

You could go with a company like Solos Holidays. Or organise a group of Fab friends to go with.

You don’t have to cook every night.

I don't - that's what takewaways are for sweetie.

All excellent points and I can’t argue with your logic! Carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.

Explains why he/she was called Chewie then

I take umbrage

What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?

That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.

I have nothing!!

[smug face]

I know that look.... Is it the one you pull just before you get spaffed on

How very dare you. Bringing it down to your base level.

My base level is way lower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be hairy

Said the wookie to the rug muncher

Wookie?! Wookie!

He was more into going Solo

She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.

Explains why he/she was called Chewie then

I take umbrage

What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?

That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.

I have nothing!!

[smug face]

I know that look.... Is it the one you pull just before you get spaffed on

How very dare you. Bringing it down to your base level.

My base level is way lower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night.

But you can Plop in peace. You brought this on yourself, I’m not even sorry

(I will stop writing plop now, because every time I do, I dissolve into cry laughing and it ruins my mascara

That is a good one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have more money.

I don't have to share my bed.

I can put the red light on.

I can do what I want.

I don't feel lesser than someone else.

I can fuck off out when I feel like it.

I can go to all the places I like and eat what I like to.

And I can go to bed when I want to.

I can give myself an orgasm when I want to.

I don't have to worry about pissing someone off.

I've got my fun side back and my sense of humour and I'm a lot happier.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

In control.

I help where I can.

Resolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have more money.

I don't have to share my bed.

I can put the red light on.

I can do what I want.

I don't feel lesser than someone else.

I can fuck off out when I feel like it.

I can go to all the places I like and eat what I like to.

And I can go to bed when I want to.

I can give myself an orgasm when I want to.

I don't have to worry about pissing someone off.

I've got my fun side back and my sense of humour and I'm a lot happier.

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