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Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, an opulent overnight sleeper service. The cocktail lounge decor is eclectic and stylish. The walls are decorated with glossy lacquer in shades echoing nature, and the sconces project a soft, deep light. It’s an idyllic setting for drinks or dinner and in the corner a chanteuse evokes the golden age of swing with her sultry vocals.
The prestigious suites are the epitome of luxury complete with some well-deserved extra attention and traditional room service. Do take advantage of our turn down and turn on service.
For those who wish to sing and dance there is also a Studio 54 inspired disco carriage complete with Disney karaoke pods. | |||
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"Woo hoo!" Welcome back! I'm a little dizzy. Do you think part 2 will be a bit calmer?  | |||
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"Woo hoo!" You mean choo choo, right? B | |||
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"Hellookk" Hello lovely to have you back on board! | |||
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"Woo hoo! Welcome back! I'm a little dizzy. Do you think part 2 will be a bit calmer? "No! Lol!! | |||
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"All the best people are on first! "We have to grab the best seats for proximity to bar and best viewing vantage point don't we | |||
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"I'm on board! " Hurrah! So glad you're back! | |||
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"Some of the ladies in my berth are wet. Thankfully my Martini is extra dry." it's all your fault | |||
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"Some of the ladies in my berth are wet. Thankfully my Martini is extra dry." They were shaken, were you not stirred? Lol | |||
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"Some of the ladies in my berth are wet. Thankfully my Martini is extra dry." • And the ¹st gentleman on the ²nd thread.  | |||
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"Hellookk Hello lovely to have you back on board! "I chooo chhooo choose you  | |||
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"All the best people are on first! "But arrive last! | |||
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"I was just away to grab a lovely drink from the bar and find a cosy spot to sit….anyone wanna get cosy with me? "Me! Or I'm sure B will be happy to look after you | |||
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But arrive last! "Oh cum cum now | |||
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"Woo hoo! Welcome back! I'm a little dizzy. Do you think part 2 will be a bit calmer? "Nope its hard work and people want to support you | |||
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"Woo hoo! Welcome back! I'm a little dizzy. Do you think part 2 will be a bit calmer? "Not even a bit! But I must away. Some of us need as many hours beauty sleep as possible | |||
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"Nero is like the Fab version of James bond :p" •  | |||
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"Woo hoo! You mean choo choo, right? B" Dammit. I missed that trick  | |||
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"Some of the ladies in my berth are wet. Thankfully my Martini is extra dry." That's definitely the right way round. Welcome back on board | |||
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"I was just away to grab a lovely drink from the bar and find a cosy spot to sit….anyone wanna get cosy with me?
Me! Or I'm sure B will be happy to look after you "Ooooo well aren’t you the rather charming hostess sunshine! I would be absolutely delighted with that | |||
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"Woo hoo! Welcome back! I'm a little dizzy. Do you think part 2 will be a bit calmer?
Not even a bit!
But I must away. Some of us need as many hours beauty sleep as possible "Well that simply isn't the case is it, you shall be missed but sweet dreams (and I've got the air con and coffee sorted for you). | |||
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"Woo hoo! Welcome back! I'm a little dizzy. Do you think part 2 will be a bit calmer?
No! Lol!!"I think you're right  | |||
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"Some of the ladies in my berth are wet. Thankfully my Martini is extra dry. it's all your fault "He makes a marvellous scapegoat! Welcome back Blu | |||
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"https://youtu.be/MPYLVQfjCts "when my train pulls in" Gary Clark jr. I don't know any Disney train songs "I love Gary Clark jr | |||
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"Nero is like the Fab version of James bond :p" Agreed,I am both fascinated and fearful of him | |||
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"  ².•°°"Hi again PD, we reached the first stop before we could get to the shoulder rubs. Hope you're feeling better.  | |||
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"Some of the ladies in my berth are wet. Thankfully my Martini is extra dry. • And the ¹st gentleman on the ²nd thread. "Always a gentleman! | |||
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"I jumped off at that stop. Goodnight fellow sexpressers. Morningtown ride for me "Goodnight, please make your way to one of the deluxe suites. Breakfast is served in bed. | |||
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"Woo hoo! Welcome back! I'm a little dizzy. Do you think part 2 will be a bit calmer?
Not even a bit!
But I must away. Some of us need as many hours beauty sleep as possible
Well that simply isn't the case is it, you shall be missed but sweet dreams (and I've got the air con and coffee sorted for you)."Why thank you kindly | |||
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"Hellookk Hello lovely to have you back on board!
I chooo chhooo choose you "I like your work Mrs Misty | |||
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"Thought I caused it to derail but glad to still be on board " Yay you made it to the second thread. Everybody, please give a very warm welcome to first time Nocturnal guest Cornish! | |||
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"I jumped off at that stop. Goodnight fellow sexpressers. Morningtown ride for me
Goodnight, please make your way to one of the deluxe suites. Breakfast is served in bed. "Thank you Julie for your excellent stewardship of the service. Lightly buttered toast with marmalade and Yorkshire tea will be perfect x | |||
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"Woo hoo! Welcome back! I'm a little dizzy. Do you think part 2 will be a bit calmer?
Nope its hard work and people want to support you "Thanks Master R Welcome back! | |||
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"Thought I caused it to derail but glad to still be on board Yay you made it to the second thread. Everybody, please give a very warm welcome to first time Nocturnal guest Cornish! " Thank you, I look forward to the journey | |||
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Hi again PD, we reached the first stop before we could get to the shoulder rubs. Hope you're feeling better. "I'm feeling better... only because I now know exactly how long I have to wait. .•°° | |||
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"Woo hoo! Welcome back! I'm a little dizzy. Do you think part 2 will be a bit calmer?
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But I must away. Some of us need as many hours beauty sleep as possible "Night night gorgeous. Thanks for the support. I'll sneak into your suite later | |||
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"I jumped off at that stop. Goodnight fellow sexpressers. Morningtown ride for me
Goodnight, please make your way to one of the deluxe suites. Breakfast is served in bed. "Perhaps if the serving staff are hunky, I might be served in bed too?
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"https://youtu.be/MPYLVQfjCts "when my train pulls in" Gary Clark jr. I don't know any Disney train songs "Bill, you can find tracks for the cocktail lounge or the disco, you choose! | |||
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"Hate it when you have to change trains" It happened sooner than expected  I believe yours was a lactose free White Russian? | |||
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Goodnight, please make your way to one of the deluxe suites. Breakfast is served in bed.
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This IS a full service train is it not?"Full service and All inclusive B | |||
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"Julie please sit back down ,you knocked me off your lap when we reached the station "Apologies It was a bumpy transition. Make yourself comfy | |||
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"Hate it when you have to change trains It happened sooner than expected I believe yours was a lactose free White Russian? "Excellent Julie! | |||
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Goodnight, please make your way to one of the deluxe suites. Breakfast is served in bed.
Perhaps if the serving staff are hunky, I might be served in bed too?
This IS a full service train is it not?
Full service and All inclusive
B"Oooh wonderful. | |||
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"Sexspresso...is that a real drink?" And espresso martini certainly is. Vodka, coffee liqueur and an espresso shaken together with ice. Delicious and deadly. I just changed the name to suit the theme | |||
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May I offer a vial of smelling salts to revive you? I would offer a suitable alternative but Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."Not even ashamed!
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"Good evening all "Good evening Daniel, welcome aboard. How are you today? | |||
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It may take a while but the journey is worth it "Oh it really is about the journey and not the destination
Your train journey is absolutely delightful darling. Thank you for being an amazing host.
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"Nero is like the Fab version of James bond :p Agreed,I am both fascinated and fearful of him" I'd love to join him for a gin, but I fear my bank account would have a heart attack at his tastes in drinks | |||
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Goodnight, please make your way to one of the deluxe suites. Breakfast is served in bed.
Thank you Julie for your excellent stewardship of the service. Lightly buttered toast with marmalade and Yorkshire tea will be perfect x"You're very welcome. I've made a note of your order. | |||
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"https://youtu.be/MPYLVQfjCts "when my train pulls in" Gary Clark jr. I don't know any Disney train songs
Bill, you can find tracks for the cocktail lounge or the disco, you choose! "think I'll wander in the cocktail lounge, I'll go for the smooth | |||
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"Thought I caused it to derail but glad to still be on board Yay you made it to the second thread. Everybody, please give a very warm welcome to first time Nocturnal guest Cornish! Thank you, I look forward to the journey " I'm still running 8 minutes late. I was hoping to be better than British Rail | |||
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I'm feeling better... only because I now know exactly how long I have to wait..•°°"That's good news. Still sounds frustrating though  | |||
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It may take a while but the journey is worth it
Oh it really is about the journey and not the destination
Your train journey is absolutely delightful darling. Thank you for being an amazing host.
Can anyone point me in the direction of the overnight accommodation? Please "come and chill awhile with me lb | |||
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Wonko I fell off Julie's lap and bruised my bottom, would you like to sit next to me and we can frown together?"Best your not seen with me. | |||
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"Nero is like the Fab version of James bond :p Agreed,I am both fascinated and fearful of him I'd love to join him for a gin, but I fear my bank account would have a heart attack at his tastes in drinks "(Top tip - swoon and he'll buy you one  ) | |||
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" Hello. Just popping in. I like the national express "Hi Moonlit Titania. Welcome aboard. Your name is like the moonlit scenery as our train winds its way through the Alps | |||
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Wonko I fell off Julie's lap and bruised my bottom, would you like to sit next to me and we can frown together?
Best your not seen with me. "I'm not concerned with such trivial matters, budge up | |||
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"Hate it when you have to change trains It happened sooner than expected I believe yours was a lactose free White Russian? Excellent Julie!"Coming right up. Make yourself comfortable, there's a seat by me and Em or perhaps one of our other guests has caught your eye? | |||
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"https://youtu.be/HJCFDlwMDxY " maiden voyage" Robert glasper " Thanks Bill, that's perfect | |||
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"Please can someone deploy the wheelchair ramp onto this contraption?! Ta
Sorry we're late "No ramp, we lower the carriage to assist your entry... B | |||
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"Please can someone deploy the wheelchair ramp onto this contraption?! Ta
Sorry we're late "Consider it deployed, welcome and may I get you a drink? | |||
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It may take a while but the journey is worth it
Oh it really is about the journey and not the destination
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"Nero is like the Fab version of James bond :p Agreed,I am both fascinated and fearful of him I'd love to join him for a gin, but I fear my bank account would have a heart attack at his tastes in drinks "Luckily this train is all-inclusive. I do believe everyone was checked for weapons but he may be carrying concealed.  | |||
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Wonko I fell off Julie's lap and bruised my bottom, would you like to sit next to me and we can frown together?
Best your not seen with me. "You're being mysterious - that fits the theme very well! | |||
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"Wow it’s rather busy in this train this evening and full of such fun people "It's wonderful, I'm so pleased
Thank you all for making my maiden voyage a delight | |||
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Sorry we're late
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It may take a while but the journey is worth it
Oh it really is about the journey and not the destination
Your train journey is absolutely delightful darling. Thank you for being an amazing host.
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Your suite is just in the next carriage - I'll join you soon "Thank you darling. I’m pretty sleepy now. See you all soon  | |||
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"Wow it’s rather busy in this train this evening and full of such fun people
It's wonderful, I'm so pleased
Thank you all for making my maiden voyage a delight "It actually reminds me of a LARP I once played in. | |||
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"Wow it’s rather busy in this train this evening and full of such fun people
It's wonderful, I'm so pleased
Thank you all for making my maiden voyage a delight
It actually reminds me of a LARP I once played in. "That must've been fun. Was there a murder mystery theme? | |||
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I promised her I'd look after you
I look forward to it I think you should join Nero and me with a bottle of your finest port " | |||
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"I'm going to have to call it a night Julie before I fall asleep with my phone on my face
Thank you for being and amazing hostess you beautiful human. Good night to you and all the wonderful fabbers "Goodnight Cede, thank you so much for helping make tonight so fun!  | |||
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B, are you opersting everything while J swans around being nice to everyone?
"I have my overalls on and am making sure all the nipples are sufficiently greased, we have a good head of steam, and everything is well stoked. | |||
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"It will soon be midnight on this honeymoon express and, if you gaze past the aromatic buffet car, the finest of Gin is on offer for all you crepuscular creatures of concupiscent cravings!" Wonderful, I have Beef keeping an eye on the numbers and you keeping an eye on the c|ock. Thank you | |||
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"To the tune of National Express by the Divine Comedy... Take the Nocturnal Sexpress When you're nude or you're dressed It'll make you smile All human life is here From the straight to the queer Stop and chat a while On the Nocturnal Sexpress there's a jolly hostess She's complimentary She'll provide you with drinks and with fabs and with winks Wearing lingerie And everybody sings Fab-ba-ba-da Ba-da-ba-da.. We're going where we're all sexy Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours
Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, an opulent overnight sleeper service. The cocktail lounge decor is eclectic and stylish. The walls are decorated with glossy lacquer in shades echoing nature, and the sconces project a soft, deep light. It’s an idyllic setting for drinks or dinner and in the corner a chanteuse evokes the golden age of swing with her sultry vocals.
The prestigious suites are the epitome of luxury complete with some well-deserved extra attention and traditional room service. Do take advantage of our turn down and turn on service.
For those who wish to sing and dance there is also a Studio 54 inspired disco carriage complete with Disney karaoke pods. "Hi J&B, congrats on your first official hosting! How’s it going so far? And where’s the bar and the midget bondage dungeon?! | |||
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"Wow it’s rather busy in this train this evening and full of such fun people
It's wonderful, I'm so pleased
Thank you all for making my maiden voyage a delight
It actually reminds me of a LARP I once played in.
That must've been fun. Was there a murder mystery theme? "Yes. My wife was the flamboyant opera singer. I was a pernickety archaeology professor who was actually with MI6! Lol | |||
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"F is asleep so you're lumbered with me
I promised her I'd look after you
I look forward to it I think you should join Nero and me with a bottle of your finest port "Yes please. I shall squeeze in between you both. How lovely | |||
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"Please can someone deploy the wheelchair ramp onto this contraption?! Ta
Sorry we're late
No ramp, we lower the carriage to assist your entry...
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B, are you opersting everything while J swans around being nice to everyone?
I have my overalls on and am making sure all the nipples are sufficiently greased, we have a good head of steam, and everything is well stoked.
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"Welcome aboard this fully accessible overnight sleeper service KC. You look divine in your outfit "Why, thank you
And thank you B for lowering the carriage to facilitate my entry. Please could you share this witchcraft with the rest of the railways?!
I'm just going to scoot off to slip into even less clothing..... | |||
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" Hi J&B, congrats on your first official hosting! How’s it going so far? And where’s the bar and the midget bondage dungeon?! "Dan! Thank you for stopping by. The bar is just here, please ask the staff for your choice of tipple. . I'm sure there must be a carriage catering to our adventurous guests. | |||
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"Wow it’s rather busy in this train this evening and full of such fun people
It's wonderful, I'm so pleased
Thank you all for making my maiden voyage a delight
It actually reminds me of a LARP I once played in.
That must've been fun. Was there a murder mystery theme?
Yes. My wife was the flamboyant opera singer. I was a pernickety archaeology professor who was actually with MI6! Lol"Were either of you the guilty party? Or did you solve the dastardly crime? | |||
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"Please can someone deploy the wheelchair ramp onto this contraption?! Ta
Sorry we're late
Consider it deployed, welcome and may I get you a drink? "Just a lovely cup of green tea please | |||
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"Please can someone deploy the wheelchair ramp onto this contraption?! Ta
Sorry we're late
No ramp, we lower the carriage to assist your entry...
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B, are you opersting everything while J swans around being nice to everyone?
I have my overalls on and am making sure all the nipples are sufficiently greased, we have a good head of steam, and everything is well stoked.
Oh my... "I know I like the overalls look too. A sexy smear of grease on his chest | |||
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"Please can someone deploy the wheelchair ramp onto this contraption?! Ta
Sorry we're late
Consider it deployed, welcome and may I get you a drink?
Just a lovely cup of green tea please "It shall be waiting when you return from changing your clothes | |||
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"Wow it’s rather busy in this train this evening and full of such fun people
It's wonderful, I'm so pleased
Thank you all for making my maiden voyage a delight
It actually reminds me of a LARP I once played in.
That must've been fun. Was there a murder mystery theme?
Yes. My wife was the flamboyant opera singer. I was a pernickety archaeology professor who was actually with MI6! Lol
Were either of you the guilty party? Or did you solve the dastardly crime? "Multiple plots - I caught the Russian spy. Lol. He was behind a fiendish plot. | |||
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"Please can someone deploy the wheelchair ramp onto this contraption?! Ta
Sorry we're late
No ramp, we lower the carriage to assist your entry...
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B, are you opersting everything while J swans around being nice to everyone?
I have my overalls on and am making sure all the nipples are sufficiently greased, we have a good head of steam, and everything is well stoked.
Oh my...
I know I like the overalls look too. A sexy smear of grease on his chest "Stop stop! | |||
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"Multiple plots - I caught the Russian spy. Lol. He was behind a fiendish plot." I would expect no less! | |||
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"Please can someone deploy the wheelchair ramp onto this contraption?! Ta
Sorry we're late
Consider it deployed, welcome and may I get you a drink?
Just a lovely cup of green tea please
It shall be waiting when you return from changing your clothes "Thank you so much! I think we'll keep you | |||
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"Multiple plots - I caught the Russian spy. Lol. He was behind a fiendish plot. I would expect no less! " My wife spent the game being flamboyant and saying "fuck" in a loud, posh voice | |||
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"Multiple plots - I caught the Russian spy. Lol. He was behind a fiendish plot. I would expect no less! My wife spent the game being flamboyant and saying "fuck" in a loud, posh voice ""Fack" | |||
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"My dear, this overnight service is simply marvellous! I shall have to catch it again. " I hope it runs again. I've had a great if slightly manic time. I need to go back and read the first thread properly! | |||
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"Multiple plots - I caught the Russian spy. Lol. He was behind a fiendish plot. I would expect no less! My wife spent the game being flamboyant and saying "fuck" in a loud, posh voice
"Fack" "That's it! | |||
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"It is the Midnight Hour 00:00 Guests may start to make their way to their suites if they so wish. Breakfast will be served in bed "I can't wait! | |||
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" Hi J&B, congrats on your first official hosting! How’s it going so far? And where’s the bar and the midget bondage dungeon?!
Dan! Thank you for stopping by. The bar is just here, please ask the staff for your choice of tipple. . I'm sure there must be a carriage catering to our adventurous guests. "Ah, enchanté belle mademouiselle, I’ll find myself a waiter and a midget! Great party! | |||
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"You down with LPP? " Yeah, you know me! Welcome Joystick to the Nocturnal | |||
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"Nite all .great job. j " Good night and sweet dreams | |||
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"It is the Midnight Hour 00:00 Guests may start to make their way to their suites if they so wish. Breakfast will be served in bed
I can't wait! "I'll have the hot breakfast sausage and a roll... | |||
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"There we are. I was a bit warm....." Amazing profile pic KC. Do you play wheelchair basketball ball? | |||
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"Nite all .great job. j Good night and sweet dreams "Goodnight J, and thank you B
Wonderful debut.
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"There we are. I was a bit warm....." Your tea awaits I hope you find something to your liking... | |||
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"It is the Midnight Hour 00:00 Guests may start to make their way to their suites if they so wish. Breakfast will be served in bed
I can't wait!
I'll have the hot breakfast sausage and a roll... "Well it would be rude not too.... | |||
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"Nite all .great job. j Good night and sweet dreams
Goodnight J, and thank you B
Wonderful debut.
"Are you off D? I'll be here a little longer x | |||
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"Nite all .great job. j Good night and sweet dreams
Goodnight J, and thank you B
Wonderful debut.
Are you off D? I'll be here a little longer x"Yes, I think so. I'll make tea for myself and daughter, then off to bed. | |||
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"There we are. I was a bit warm..... Amazing profile pic KC. Do you play wheelchair basketball ball? " I do indeed | |||
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"Nite all .great job. j Good night and sweet dreams
Goodnight J, and thank you B
Wonderful debut.
Are you off D? I'll be here a little longer x
Yes, I think so. I'll make tea for myself and daughter, then off to bed. "That sounds lovely. See you tomorrow x | |||
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"Julie has been lured away with the promise of fine port and wonko rejected me and buggered off so I shall take my leave . One more hot whiskey for my travels,my bed is calling. Goodnight you lovely lot and thank you Julie for the late night entertainment "Enjoy the whiskey - shame I never got chance to get you a drink maybe on another trip sometime? Until then goodnight and sweet dreams | |||
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"Julie has been lured away with the promise of fine port and wonko rejected me and buggered off so I shall take my leave . One more hot whiskey for my travels,my bed is calling. Goodnight you lovely lot and thank you Julie for the late night entertainment "Thanks for playing along Em, you've been a delight! Sleep well x | |||
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"There we are. I was a bit warm..... Your tea awaits I hope you find something to your liking... " It's lovely and light and aromatic, thank you! | |||
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"There we are. I was a bit warm..... Your tea awaits I hope you find something to your liking... It's lovely and light and aromatic, thank you!" An absolute pleasure, I hope the rest of your journey is as enjoyable, if you need anything please do shout and u shall be delighted to assist | |||
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"Nero is like the Fab version of James bond :p · Agreed,I am both fascinated and fearful of him" • There is nothing to fear from me oh Séducing_Ém! | |||
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"There we are. I was a bit warm..... Amazing profile pic KC. Do you play wheelchair basketball ball? I do indeed "I don't know where the extra ball came from in my question I am not great at ball games. Actually quite scared when it comes to balls. Heh. Balls. | |||
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"We are approaching another station. I'll see if we need a third train... "I’m definitely carrying on if you’re counting for Health & Safety reasons | |||
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