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Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, an opulent overnight sleeper service. The cocktail lounge decor is eclectic and stylish. The walls are decorated with glossy lacquer in shades echoing nature, and the sconces project a soft, deep light. It’s an idyllic setting for drinks or dinner and in the corner a chanteuse evokes the golden age of swing with her sultry vocals.
The prestigious suites are the epitome of luxury complete with some well-deserved extra attention and traditional room service. Do take advantage of our turn down and turn on service.
For those who wish to sing and dance there is also a Studio 54 inspired disco carriage complete with Disney karaoke pods.
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Hello beautiful, welcome aboard. Care for a cinnamon bun? "Can I have that for afters | |||
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"1st "Sadly you were pipped to the post. But don’t worry LeedFitGuy, a gentleman never comes first. | |||
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3rd by my count, but a bronze is better than a kick in the nuts "Hello Lizzibeth. Welcome to the Nocturnal, lovely to have you aboard. How has your day been? | |||
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"1st "Oh darn it Cede beat me but very to be close behind her . Greetings to you Julie and very happy to board the sexpress which is running bang on time. Do I get 30% off with my Fab railcard? | |||
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"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight "Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink? | |||
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Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone | |||
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Oh yes! What are we singing first? "Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go | |||
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Can I have that for afters "But of course!  | |||
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"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight
Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink? "I was kinda hoping the hottie over there with the champagne might offer to give me one
But I'll take a glass of water in the meantime | |||
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"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon... What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night?" Welcome aboard gorgeous Ele, of course you may. Our service is all-inclusive | |||
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"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting "Howdy to my favourite cowboy. Were my shameless hints too subtle? | |||
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Oh darn it Cede beat me but very to be close behind her . Greetings to you Julie and very happy to board the sexpress which is running bang on time. Do I get 30% off with my Fab railcard?"Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be 
Let me just swipe your card... | |||
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"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting "Hey cowboy! Missed you | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone "Oh LB, I'm so pleased you could make it. Are you allowed to tell us the destination of your mystery tour? | |||
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"Not quite sure what's going on but hi "Hi sexy stockings, welcome to the Nocturnal! We chat nonsense until the early hours and as it's my first time hosting I came up with my own special train-based theme | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
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But such a fabulous dickhead "Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone "Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Oh LB, I'm so pleased you could make it. Are you allowed to tell us the destination of your mystery tour? "I don’t know yet
Honestly they just take us somewhere fun
Me and my sexy bestie are going to paint the town… or city red
Ps. Wouldn’t miss it for the world. You are a natural xx | |||
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"Going to pop in and say a good evening to you all, enjoy the party, you are in wonderful hands, love to stay but I'm up early for swimming lessons, going to watch Joe lycett and head up to bed. X" Hi Lovecats, thank you so much for dropping in to say hi. I think it's going to be a fantastic party so get yourself a quick drink from the bar before getting off at the next station | |||
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"Evening perverts " Good evening Wonko, thanks for dropping in. What would you like to drink? | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card... "Do you take American Sexpress..? | |||
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"What an introduction! And a tune!! Happy Nocturnal delights to you all. Xx " Hi MsWyld, I'm so pleased you could make it. And I'm glad people are enjoying the intro. I got a bit giddy when I was writing it | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you "Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink? | |||
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Hey cowboy! Missed you "and I you lb xo | |||
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"Well don't mine if do . seeing its debue I'd like a seat by window I'll have a soft drink from hostess trolley thanks anything good to watch on TV screen as we travel ." We have a full range of soft drinks, just make sure you don't have a cheeky eyeful as I bend to get a drink from the trolley. I'll leave the remote control with you. | |||
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"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon... What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night? May I take the second glass. Please?" How lovely to see you...and of course! | |||
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Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around " - they may flounder but we will help them along | |||
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"Going to pop in and say a good evening to you all, enjoy the party, you are in wonderful hands, love to stay but I'm up early for swimming lessons, going to watch Joe lycett and head up to bed. X Hi Lovecats, thank you so much for dropping in to say hi. I think it's going to be a fantastic party so get yourself a quick drink from the bar before getting off at the next station "I will have 2 pints of leffe before I head up and take one for yourself and your other half. | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you
Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink? "Hello, you shining little star! It's been forever. How are you? | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello OP! I don't know why but half way reading your intro i got the songs Oh it's a jolly holiday with 5 Julie... And the tune from S Express. I got the hots for you boom da da ... Both stuck in my head now " Hi, how was your birthday? | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you
Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink? "We should upgrade to first class where the drinks are free | |||
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"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting
Howdy to my favourite cowboy. Were my shameless hints too subtle? "just giving you a hard time, I've never been on a train,heard of someone pulling one | |||
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I'm just here to say hi and wish you fun on your nocturnaling tonight
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"First!" Of course you are Mr Sprout! First class that is! Would you care for a drink? | |||
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Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead "Agreed | |||
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"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight
Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink?
I was kinda hoping the hottie over there with the champagne might offer to give me one
But I'll take a glass of water in the meantime "A third glass is sliding its way to you as we speak, gorgeous! Be careful of the froth dripping down your chin. | |||
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Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along "I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream | |||
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"Well don't mine if do . seeing its debue I'd like a seat by window I'll have a soft drink from hostess trolley thanks anything good to watch on TV screen as we travel . We have a full range of soft drinks, just make sure you don't have a cheeky eyeful as I bend to get a drink from the trolley. I'll leave the remote control with you. " My dear it would be rude to not take a sneak a cheeky eyeful as your a joy to behold . | |||
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"Hey y’all I’m winging my way back xx" Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out... ... of the station  | |||
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I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Agreed " you two make me all fuzzy in the nethers | |||
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"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight
Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink?
I was kinda hoping the hottie over there with the champagne might offer to give me one
But I'll take a glass of water in the meantime
A third glass is sliding its way to you as we speak, gorgeous! Be careful of the froth dripping down your chin."I've always been a nightmare for that. Covered in the stuff | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
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Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around "What a tune. I'll join you for that one | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you
Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink?
Hello, you shining little star! It's been forever. How are you?"I’m really good thank you darling. Really good. How is your sexy self? And yes. It’s been WAY too long | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..? "Of course | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one "Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums | |||
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"Oh OP, I've always had a romantic hankering for taking a trip on the sleeper! I'm the mysterious dame in the seamed stockings and fabulous hat who definitely isn't what she seems. May I step aboard? Mrs TMN x" You certainly can Mrs TMN, you look fabulous. I believe the gent by the bar has inherited a fortune... | |||
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"Happy Friday peoples" Happy Friday Muchas G, welcome aboard. Would you like a drink? | |||
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"Hey y’all I’m winging my way back xx Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out... ... of the station "Not having that!!!! Pull back in !!! And out again | |||
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Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms.  ³. | |||
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"Hey y’all I’m winging my way back xx Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out... ... of the station
Not having that!!!! Pull back in !!! And out again "You little minx
Hey girlfriend | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello OP! I don't know why but half way reading your intro i got the songs Oh it's a jolly holiday with 5 Julie... And the tune from S Express. I got the hots for you boom da da ... Both stuck in my head now " Hi SS, welcome aboard! Those are both great songs and after all I am practically perfect in every way | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums "Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands. | |||
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"Happy Friday peoples Happy Friday Muchas G, welcome aboard. Would you like a drink? " Oh yes please, are there any specialities to try? | |||
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Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
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Oh, you really are the most inclusive transport of delight."We aim to please | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands."You’re going to sit on my face? In | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..?
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light "Well... that's because it's Shiny | |||
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"Going to pop in and say a good evening to you all, enjoy the party, you are in wonderful hands, love to stay but I'm up early for swimming lessons, going to watch Joe lycett and head up to bed. X Hi Lovecats, thank you so much for dropping in to say hi. I think it's going to be a fantastic party so get yourself a quick drink from the bar before getting off at the next station
I will have 2 pints of leffe before I head up and take one for yourself and your other half. "Very kind of you! Hope you sleep well | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands."Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..?
Of course
They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..? "Be careful what you wish for darling | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you
Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink?
We should upgrade to first class where the drinks are free "All the drinks are free on board tonight. Please just ask at the bar. | |||
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"Well don't mine if do . seeing its debue I'd like a seat by window I'll have a soft drink from hostess trolley thanks anything good to watch on TV screen as we travel . We have a full range of soft drinks, just make sure you don't have a cheeky eyeful as I bend to get a drink from the trolley. I'll leave the remote control with you. My dear it would be rude to not take a sneak a cheeky eyeful as your a joy to behold . " No pinching! | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.
You’re going to sit on my face? In "How does it go? If she dies, she dies | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
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Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.
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Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.
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Not having that!!!! Pull back in !!! And out again "Choo-choo! Here we gooooo! | |||
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Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³. "I'm so glad you made it Nero What a glorious word picture you paint. I will join you for a Sauternes, if you don't mind | |||
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Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands."And I'm definitely joining in with this | |||
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Hi Lizzy, thank you so much for dropping in. Lovely to see you here in the Nocturnal Can I get you a drink? "A G&T it is. With pink peppercorns because we're spicy here. | |||
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Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny
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Let me just swipe your card...
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They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..? "Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive | |||
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It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves "Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm | |||
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Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..?
Of course
They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..?
Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive "Getting steamy in here...I'll need to pullover for a Thomas Tank | |||
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Hello beautiful duck, how are you today? "Good evening, I'm trying my best to be patient but it's not going well. .•°° | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.
Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad
I thought you might like to be holding something else "You distracted me from what I was supposed to be doing
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny
Let's hope it can Go the Distance
We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so " I'm loving your work ladies! | |||
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It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves
Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm "I shall get comfy then | |||
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Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..?
Of course
They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..?
Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive
Getting steamy in here...I'll need to pullover for a Thomas Tank "Well played sir. *doffs cap* | |||
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You are doing the most marvellous job. Please do allow me to top you up as we sit back and admire the beautiful fittings and delicious guests."It is rather wonderful. And soon we'll be heading into a long, dark tunnel | |||
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Hello beautiful duck, how are you today?
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Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.
Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad
I thought you might like to be holding something else
You distracted me from what I was supposed to be doing
But you are very right "I'm not so busy hosting that I can't lend you ladies a hand... Or mouth | |||
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It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves
Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm
I shall get comfy then "On my lap? Or has another of our glamorous passengers caught your eye? | |||
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Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny
Let's hope it can Go the Distance
We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so
I'm loving your work ladies! "I just want to be Part of Your World both of you! Now! Pretty please | |||
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It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves
Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm
I shall get comfy then
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You are doing the most marvellous job. Please do allow me to top you up as we sit back and admire the beautiful fittings and delicious guests.
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny
Let's hope it can Go the Distance
We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so
I'm loving your work ladies!
I just want to be Part of Your World both of you! Now! Pretty please "Well now... that's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious my darling. Absolutely! | |||
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"Hello beautiful! I've just seen your question on a different thread. We're not far from York, visiting my sister and her family. Very much out in the sticks. I'm in bed now, Mr is staying up chatting away. I need my beauty sleep
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" Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive
Getting steamy in here...I'll need to pullover for a Thomas Tank
Well played sir. *doffs cap*"I'm blushing . As others said the take on National Express in your OP is brilliant. Double cap doff for you | |||
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Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³.
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"Love the divine comedy. Made me laugh. Well played. Magneto, welcome aboard! I'm glad you liked the intro - I had a lot of fun making it up. Can I get you a drink? " Lactose free white Russian please. Yes I'm fussy. | |||
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It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves
Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm
I shall get comfy then
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Is that an invitation? If so the answer is yes "I'm glad you caught that. *pats lap* | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny
Let's hope it can Go the Distance
We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so
I'm loving your work ladies!
I just want to be Part of Your World both of you! Now! Pretty please
Well now... that's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious my darling. Absolutely!"You win - I can't beat that | |||
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"Good evening, friends. I’m gently glowing from a comedy show, boldly buzzing from some wine and rather raging that I can’t find a third alliterative phrase that works. Dammit. But it is Friday so I shall let it pass. How are we all? That sounds like such a fun evening Ruby! Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, please get yourself a drink from the bar.
Thank you, as ever, for the wondrous welcome.
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"Hello all you sexy nocturnal people! Hope you are all well
Booty! Thank you for dropping into the Nocturnal so nice to see you here. Please get a drink from the bar and make yourself comfy. "Oh lovely! I would love a refreshing drink and oh! So many comfy places to sit….. | |||
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"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off
It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves
Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm
I shall get comfy then
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Is that an invitation? If so the answer is yes
I'm glad you caught that. *pats lap* "*Jumps on purring like a kitten* | |||
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"First time visitor - can you be gentle with me x" Gentle. Rough. However you like it. Welcome aboard the Nocturnal. Thanks for popping in - it's particularly busy tonight | |||
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