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Friday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™ on the Nocturnal Sexpress

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

To the tune of National Express by the Divine Comedy...

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Take the Nocturnal Sexpress

When you're nude or you're dressed

It'll make you smile

All human life is here

From the straight to the queer

Stop and chat a while

On the Nocturnal Sexpress there's a jolly hostess

She's complimentary

She'll provide you with drinks and with fabs and with winks

Wearing lingerie

And everybody sings Fab-ba-ba-da Ba-da-ba-da...

We're going where we're all sexy

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Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, an opulent overnight sleeper service. The cocktail lounge decor is eclectic and stylish. The walls are decorated with glossy lacquer in shades echoing nature, and the sconces project a soft, deep light. It’s an idyllic setting for drinks or dinner and in the corner a chanteuse evokes the golden age of swing with her sultry vocals.

The prestigious suites are the epitome of luxury complete with some well-deserved extra attention and traditional room service. Do take advantage of our turn down and turn on service.

For those who wish to sing and dance there is also a Studio 54 inspired disco carriage complete with Disney karaoke pods.

We hope you enjoy the ride...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st

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By *izzibeth9Couple
over a year ago

Loughborough


"1st "

3rd by my count, but a bronze is better than a kick in the nuts

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


" "

Hello beautiful, welcome aboard. Care for a cinnamon bun?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Bring on the Disney Kareoke

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"

Hello beautiful, welcome aboard. Care for a cinnamon bun? "

Can I have that for afters

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"1st "

Sadly you were pipped to the post. But don’t worry LeedFitGuy, a gentleman never comes first.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"1st

3rd by my count, but a bronze is better than a kick in the nuts "

Hello Lizzibeth. Welcome to the Nocturnal, lovely to have you aboard. How has your day been?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon...

What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke "

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1st "

Oh darn it Cede beat me but very to be close behind her . Greetings to you Julie and very happy to board the sexpress which is running bang on time. Do I get 30% off with my Fab railcard?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight "

Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi gorgeous. I made it

Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite sure what's going on but hi

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first? "

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"

Hello beautiful, welcome aboard. Care for a cinnamon bun?

Can I have that for afters "

But of course!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Going to pop in and say a good evening to you all, enjoy the party, you are in wonderful hands, love to stay but I'm up early for swimming lessons, going to watch Joe lycett and head up to bed. X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight

Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink? "

I was kinda hoping the hottie over there with the champagne might offer to give me one

But I'll take a glass of water in the meantime

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go "

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon...

What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night?"

Welcome aboard gorgeous Ele, of course you may. Our service is all-inclusive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an introduction! And a tune!!

Happy Nocturnal delights to you all.

Xx

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting "

Howdy to my favourite cowboy. Were my shameless hints too subtle?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Well don't mine if do . seeing its debue I'd like a seat by window

I'll have a soft drink from hostess trolley thanks anything good to watch on TV screen as we travel .

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

First!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"1st

Oh darn it Cede beat me but very to be close behind her . Greetings to you Julie and very happy to board the sexpress which is running bang on time. Do I get 30% off with my Fab railcard?"

Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be

Let me just swipe your card...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead "

But such a fabulous dickhead

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting "

Hey cowboy! Missed you

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi gorgeous. I made it

Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone "

Oh LB, I'm so pleased you could make it. Are you allowed to tell us the destination of your mystery tour?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Not quite sure what's going on but hi "

Hi sexy stockings, welcome to the Nocturnal! We chat nonsense until the early hours and as it's my first time hosting I came up with my own special train-based theme

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Hey y’all

I’m winging my way back xx

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go "

I hope you can hit those high notes better than me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead "

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi gorgeous. I made it

Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone "

Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi gorgeous. I made it

Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone

Oh LB, I'm so pleased you could make it. Are you allowed to tell us the destination of your mystery tour? "

I don’t know yet

Honestly they just take us somewhere fun

Me and my sexy bestie are going to paint the town… or city red

Ps. Wouldn’t miss it for the world. You are a natural xx

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Going to pop in and say a good evening to you all, enjoy the party, you are in wonderful hands, love to stay but I'm up early for swimming lessons, going to watch Joe lycett and head up to bed. X"

Hi Lovecats, thank you so much for dropping in to say hi. I think it's going to be a fantastic party so get yourself a quick drink from the bar before getting off at the next station

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon...

What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night?"

May I take the second glass. Please?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening perverts "

Good evening Wonko, thanks for dropping in. What would you like to drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be

Let me just swipe your card... "

Do you take American Sexpress..?

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh OP, I've always had a romantic hankering for taking a trip on the sleeper! I'm the mysterious dame in the seamed stockings and fabulous hat who definitely isn't what she seems. May I step aboard?

Mrs TMN x

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Happy Friday peoples

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I hope you can hit those high notes better than me "

We'll gloss past them

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What an introduction! And a tune!!

Happy Nocturnal delights to you all.

Xx

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Hi MsWyld, I'm so pleased you could make it. And I'm glad people are enjoying the intro. I got a bit giddy when I was writing it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi gorgeous. I made it

Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone

Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you "

Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink?

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

.•°°

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello peeps

Hello OP!

I don't know why but half way reading your intro i got the songs

Oh it's a jolly holiday with 5 Julie... And the tune from S Express. I got the hots for you boom da da ... Both stuck in my head now

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon...

What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night?

Welcome aboard gorgeous Ele, of course you may. Our service is all-inclusive "

Oh, you really are the most inclusive transport of delight.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting

Hey cowboy! Missed you "

and I you lb xo

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Well don't mine if do . seeing its debue I'd like a seat by window

I'll have a soft drink from hostess trolley thanks anything good to watch on TV screen as we travel ."

We have a full range of soft drinks, just make sure you don't have a cheeky eyeful as I bend to get a drink from the trolley. I'll leave the remote control with you.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon...

What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night?

May I take the second glass. Please?"

How lovely to see you...and of course!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around "

- they may flounder but we will help them along

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Going to pop in and say a good evening to you all, enjoy the party, you are in wonderful hands, love to stay but I'm up early for swimming lessons, going to watch Joe lycett and head up to bed. X

Hi Lovecats, thank you so much for dropping in to say hi. I think it's going to be a fantastic party so get yourself a quick drink from the bar before getting off at the next station "

I will have 2 pints of leffe before I head up and take one for yourself and your other half.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Hi gorgeous. I made it

Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone

Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you

Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink? "

Hello, you shining little star! It's been forever. How are you?

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest


"Hello peeps

Hello OP!

I don't know why but half way reading your intro i got the songs

Oh it's a jolly holiday with 5 Julie... And the tune from S Express. I got the hots for you boom da da ... Both stuck in my head now

"

Hi, how was your birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi gorgeous. I made it

Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone

Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you

Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink? "

We should upgrade to first class where the drinks are free

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting

Howdy to my favourite cowboy. Were my shameless hints too subtle? "

just giving you a hard time, I've never been on a train,heard of someone pulling one

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Good evening Julie

I'm just here to say hi and wish you fun on your nocturnaling tonight

Goodnight as a splendiferous playlist and sleep beckons

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"First!"

Of course you are Mr Sprout! First class that is! Would you care for a drink?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead "

Agreed

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight

Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink?

I was kinda hoping the hottie over there with the champagne might offer to give me one

But I'll take a glass of water in the meantime "

A third glass is sliding its way to you as we speak, gorgeous! Be careful of the froth dripping down your chin.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

- they may flounder but we will help them along "

I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Well don't mine if do . seeing its debue I'd like a seat by window

I'll have a soft drink from hostess trolley thanks anything good to watch on TV screen as we travel .

We have a full range of soft drinks, just make sure you don't have a

cheeky eyeful as I bend to get a drink from the trolley. I'll leave the remote control with you. "

My dear it would be rude to not take a sneak a cheeky eyeful as your a joy to behold .

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey y’all

I’m winging my way back xx"

Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out...

... of the station

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Agreed "

you two make me all fuzzy in the nethers

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight

Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink?

I was kinda hoping the hottie over there with the champagne might offer to give me one

But I'll take a glass of water in the meantime

A third glass is sliding its way to you as we speak, gorgeous! Be careful of the froth dripping down your chin."

I've always been a nightmare for that. Covered in the stuff

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm here

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around "

What a tune. I'll join you for that one

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi gorgeous. I made it

Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone

Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you

Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink?

Hello, you shining little star! It's been forever. How are you?"

I’m really good thank you darling. Really good. How is your sexy self?

And yes. It’s been WAY too long

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"

Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be

Let me just swipe your card...

Do you take American Sexpress..? "

Of course

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

What a tune. I'll join you for that one "

Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Oh OP, I've always had a romantic hankering for taking a trip on the sleeper! I'm the mysterious dame in the seamed stockings and fabulous hat who definitely isn't what she seems. May I step aboard?

Mrs TMN x"

You certainly can Mrs TMN, you look fabulous. I believe the gent by the bar has inherited a fortune...

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Happy Friday peoples"

Happy Friday Muchas G, welcome aboard. Would you like a drink?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hey y’all

I’m winging my way back xx

Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out...

... of the station "

Not having that!!!! Pull back in !!! And out again

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

The women of the fora may well be ensconced in the railway's Pullman Service but I am snug-worthy in the Pull-Women Cervix aboard this evening's Nocturnal sExpress. The chilled Sauternes is flowing, the mood-lighting is glowing and the undulations of the carriage are in sync to my hip-gyrations.

Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


".•°°"

Hello beautiful duck, how are you today?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hey y’all

I’m winging my way back xx

Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out...

... of the station

Not having that!!!! Pull back in !!! And out again "

You little minx

Hey girlfriend

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello peeps

Hello OP!

I don't know why but half way reading your intro i got the songs

Oh it's a jolly holiday with 5 Julie... And the tune from S Express. I got the hots for you boom da da ... Both stuck in my head now

"

Hi SS, welcome aboard! Those are both great songs and after all I am practically perfect in every way

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

What a tune. I'll join you for that one

Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums "

Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Just passing through and popped in to say helloooooo. Mine's a G & T .

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest


"Happy Friday peoples

Happy Friday Muchas G, welcome aboard. Would you like a drink? "

Oh yes please, are there any specialities to try?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

- they may flounder but we will help them along

I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream "

Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon...

What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night?

Welcome aboard gorgeous Ele, of course you may. Our service is all-inclusive

Oh, you really are the most inclusive transport of delight."

We aim to please

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Did someone say ride ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

What a tune. I'll join you for that one

Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums

Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands."

You’re going to sit on my face? In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be

Let me just swipe your card...

Do you take American Sexpress..?

Of course "

They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

- they may flounder but we will help them along

I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream

Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light "

Well... that's because it's Shiny

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Going to pop in and say a good evening to you all, enjoy the party, you are in wonderful hands, love to stay but I'm up early for swimming lessons, going to watch Joe lycett and head up to bed. X

Hi Lovecats, thank you so much for dropping in to say hi. I think it's going to be a fantastic party so get yourself a quick drink from the bar before getting off at the next station

I will have 2 pints of leffe before I head up and take one for yourself and your other half. "

Very kind of you! Hope you sleep well

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

What a tune. I'll join you for that one

Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums

Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands."

Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be

Let me just swipe your card...

Do you take American Sexpress..?

Of course

They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..? "

Be careful what you wish for darling

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi gorgeous. I made it

Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone

Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you

Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink?

We should upgrade to first class where the drinks are free "

All the drinks are free on board tonight. Please just ask at the bar.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Well don't mine if do . seeing its debue I'd like a seat by window

I'll have a soft drink from hostess trolley thanks anything good to watch on TV screen as we travel .

We have a full range of soft drinks, just make sure you don't have a

cheeky eyeful as I bend to get a drink from the trolley. I'll leave the remote control with you.

My dear it would be rude to not take a sneak a cheeky eyeful as your a joy to behold . "

No pinching!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

What a tune. I'll join you for that one

Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums

Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.

You’re going to sit on my face? In "

How does it go?

If she dies, she dies

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

- they may flounder but we will help them along

I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream

Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light

Well... that's because it's Shiny "

Let's hope it can Go the Distance

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

What a tune. I'll join you for that one

Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums

Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.

Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad "

I thought you might like to be holding something else

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Love the divine comedy. Made me laugh. Well played.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm here "

Hello Curve Your Enthusiasm, welcome aboard my luxury train. I'm running a little behind with the greetings as I wasn't expecting so many on board. It's lucky we've got extra carriages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..?

Be careful what you wish for darling "

Well I'm hoping for something more than a Brief Encounter...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

What a tune. I'll join you for that one

Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums

Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.

You’re going to sit on my face? In

How does it go?

If she dies, she dies "

I will just be in heaven darling

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey y’all

I’m winging my way back xx

Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out...

... of the station

Not having that!!!! Pull back in !!! And out again "

Choo-choo! Here we gooooo!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The women of the fora may well be ensconced in the railway's Pullman Service but I am snug-worthy in the Pull-Women Cervix aboard this evening's Nocturnal sExpress. The chilled Sauternes is flowing, the mood-lighting is glowing and the undulations of the carriage are in sync to my hip-gyrations.

Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³. "

I'm so glad you made it Nero What a glorious word picture you paint. I will join you for a Sauternes, if you don't mind

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off

It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy your weekend everyone!!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

What a tune. I'll join you for that one

Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums

Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands."

And I'm definitely joining in with this

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Just passing through and popped in to say helloooooo. Mine's a G & T . "

Hi Lizzy, thank you so much for dropping in. Lovely to see you here in the Nocturnal Can I get you a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

All the drinks are free on board tonight. Please just ask at the bar. "

This is like Club Tropicana... hope we don't collapse into the buffers at any point

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm here!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Just passing through and popped in to say helloooooo. Mine's a G & T .

Hi Lizzy, thank you so much for dropping in. Lovely to see you here in the Nocturnal Can I get you a drink? "

A G&T it is. With pink peppercorns because we're spicy here.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Happy Friday peoples

Happy Friday Muchas G, welcome aboard. Would you like a drink?

Oh yes please, are there any specialities to try?"

I think a Sexpresso Martini would be delightful. Let's both have one! Cheers

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

- they may flounder but we will help them along

I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream

Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light

Well... that's because it's Shiny

Let's hope it can Go the Distance "

We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too."

I'll drink from your bottle sir

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Did someone say ride ?

"

They certainly did, are we going straight to a suite or would you like a drink first?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"

Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be

Let me just swipe your card...

Do you take American Sexpress..?

Of course

They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..? "

Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/LjG7-5kbevo "ladies night" Kool and the gang, which way we headed?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too."

Yes please, it's thirsty work looking after so many

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Gosh! Everything's busy tonight! The my mate fancies you thread was cooking. Now this one's really busy too.

I hope you're enjoying yourself J

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too.

I'll drink from your bottle sir "

You will need both hands to raise it to your lips. It is rather heavy.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Love the divine comedy. Made me laugh. Well played. "

Magneto, welcome aboard! I'm glad you liked the intro - I had a lot of fun making it up. Can I get you a drink?

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By *ames 1234566Man
over a year ago

Driffield

Evening everyone

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off

It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves "

Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be

Let me just swipe your card...

Do you take American Sexpress..?

Of course

They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..?

Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive "

Getting steamy in here...I'll need to pullover for a Thomas Tank

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too.

Yes please, it's thirsty work looking after so many "

You are doing the most marvellous job. Please do allow me to top you up as we sit back and admire the beautiful fittings and delicious guests.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Enjoy your weekend everyone!! "

Hi Blu, welcome aboard. How has your day been?

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•°°

Hello beautiful duck, how are you today? "

Good evening, I'm trying my best to be patient but it's not going well..•°°

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm here!"

Davina, you look fabulous! I'm sure there will be some innocent soul for you to seduce in the cocktail lounge

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too.

I'll drink from your bottle sir

You will need both hands to raise it to your lips. It is rather heavy."

Maybe I should lower my lips to it instead. That might be more efficient

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

What a tune. I'll join you for that one

Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums

Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.

Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad

I thought you might like to be holding something else "

You distracted me from what I was supposed to be doing

But you are very right

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

- they may flounder but we will help them along

I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream

Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light

Well... that's because it's Shiny

Let's hope it can Go the Distance

We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so "

I'm loving your work ladies!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off

It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves

Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm "

I shall get comfy then

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"https://youtu.be/LjG7-5kbevo "ladies night" Kool and the gang, which way we headed? "

We're heading to Pleasure Town Bill and it's going to be a wild ride!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Since I'm in my tux, I'll have a vodka martini shaken not stirred

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Gosh! Everything's busy tonight! The my mate fancies you thread was cooking. Now this one's really busy too.

I hope you're enjoying yourself J

"

I'm loving it and I think I'm catching up. If I've missed anyone please holler!

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By *ubyBlairWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish / Edinburgh

Good evening, friends.

I’m gently glowing from a comedy show, boldly buzzing from some wine and rather raging that I can’t find a third alliterative phrase that works.

Dammit.

But it is Friday so I shall let it pass. How are we all?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Hello all you sexy nocturnal people! Hope you are all well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enjoy your weekend everyone!!

Hi Blu, welcome aboard. How has your day been? "

Long it's 90 f out I just relaxing in shorts missing the cold ATM.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening everyone "

Good evening James, welcome to the Nocturnal! It's particularly busy tonight so please bear with the slightly slow service. The bar staff are happy to help though - what would you like to drink?

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By *ames 1234566Man
over a year ago

Driffield

Just back from

The pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello beautiful! I've just seen your question on a different thread. We're not far from York, visiting my sister and her family. Very much out in the sticks. I'm in bed now, Mr is staying up chatting away. I need my beauty sleep

F

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"

Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be

Let me just swipe your card...

Do you take American Sexpress..?

Of course

They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..?

Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive

Getting steamy in here...I'll need to pullover for a Thomas Tank "

Well played sir. *doffs cap*

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too.

Yes please, it's thirsty work looking after so many

You are doing the most marvellous job. Please do allow me to top you up as we sit back and admire the beautiful fittings and delicious guests."

It is rather wonderful. And soon we'll be heading into a long, dark tunnel

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By *ames 1234566Man
over a year ago

Driffield

What’s everyone up too? X

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


".•°°

Hello beautiful duck, how are you today?

Good evening, I'm trying my best to be patient but it's not going well..•°°"

That sounds frustrating. Shoulder rubs and a sympathetic ear is available here with me

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The women of the fora may well be ensconced in the railway's Pullman Service but I am snug-worthy in the Pull-Women Cervix aboard this evening's Nocturnal sExpress. The chilled Sauternes is flowing, the mood-lighting is glowing and the undulations of the carriage are in sync to my hip-gyrations.

Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³.

·

I'm so glad you made it Nero What a glorious word picture you paint. I will join you for a Sauternes, if you don't mind "

Join me, combine with me and imbibe with me with the proviso that your knee-high boots remain on but your inhibitions stay off ...until we reach Montenegro.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

What a tune. I'll join you for that one

Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums

Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.

Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad

I thought you might like to be holding something else

You distracted me from what I was supposed to be doing

But you are very right "

I'm not so busy hosting that I can't lend you ladies a hand... Or mouth

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off

It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves

Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm

I shall get comfy then "

On my lap? Or has another of our glamorous passengers caught your eye?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Since I'm in my tux, I'll have a vodka martini shaken not stirred "

You do scrub up well Kid, Bill Kid.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

- they may flounder but we will help them along

I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream

Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light

Well... that's because it's Shiny

Let's hope it can Go the Distance

We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so

I'm loving your work ladies! "

I just want to be Part of Your World both of you! Now! Pretty please

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening, friends.

I’m gently glowing from a comedy show, boldly buzzing from some wine and rather raging that I can’t find a third alliterative phrase that works.

Dammit.

But it is Friday so I shall let it pass. How are we all?

"

That sounds like such a fun evening Ruby! Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, please get yourself a drink from the bar.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off

It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves

Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm

I shall get comfy then

On my lap? Or has another of our glamorous passengers caught your eye? "

Is that an invitation? If so the answer is yes

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too.

Yes please, it's thirsty work looking after so many

You are doing the most marvellous job. Please do allow me to top you up as we sit back and admire the beautiful fittings and delicious guests.

It is rather wonderful. And soon we'll be heading into a long, dark tunnel "

It sounds terrifying. I shall have to hold onto someone.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello all you sexy nocturnal people! Hope you are all well "

Booty! Thank you for dropping into the Nocturnal so nice to see you here. Please get a drink from the bar and make yourself comfy.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/_BlkTSKqE_8 "love train" ojay's,

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

- they may flounder but we will help them along

I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream

Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light

Well... that's because it's Shiny

Let's hope it can Go the Distance

We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so

I'm loving your work ladies!

I just want to be Part of Your World both of you! Now! Pretty please "

Well now... that's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious my darling. Absolutely!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm here!

Davina, you look fabulous! I'm sure there will be some innocent soul for you to seduce in the cocktail lounge "

Huzzah! I shall slink off to find someone suitable.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello beautiful! I've just seen your question on a different thread. We're not far from York, visiting my sister and her family. Very much out in the sticks. I'm in bed now, Mr is staying up chatting away. I need my beauty sleep

F"

You are already beautiful and need no such thing Have a lovely break in York and I 'll take good care of Mr for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive

Getting steamy in here...I'll need to pullover for a Thomas Tank

Well played sir. *doffs cap*"

I'm blushing . As others said the take on National Express in your OP is brilliant. Double cap doff for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What’s everyone up too? X"

I think there's an awful lot of flirting going on. There must be something in the air.

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By *ubyBlairWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish / Edinburgh


"Good evening, friends.

I’m gently glowing from a comedy show, boldly buzzing from some wine and rather raging that I can’t find a third alliterative phrase that works.

Dammit.

But it is Friday so I shall let it pass. How are we all?

That sounds like such a fun evening Ruby! Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, please get yourself a drink from the bar. "

Thank you, as ever, for the wondrous welcome.

I have a lovely wine as we speak. Are you well hydrated? x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

As I missed the Misty Manor, I'll have my customary absinthe in this cocktail saloon instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women of the fora may well be ensconced in the railway's Pullman Service but I am snug-worthy in the Pull-Women Cervix aboard this evening's Nocturnal sExpress. The chilled Sauternes is flowing, the mood-lighting is glowing and the undulations of the carriage are in sync to my hip-gyrations.

Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³.

·

I'm so glad you made it Nero What a glorious word picture you paint. I will join you for a Sauternes, if you don't mind

Join me, combine with me and imbibe with me with the proviso that your knee-high boots remain on but your inhibitions stay off ...until we reach Montenegro."

I think Nero got me wet

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The women of the fora may well be ensconced in the railway's Pullman Service but I am snug-worthy in the Pull-Women Cervix aboard this evening's Nocturnal sExpress. The chilled Sauternes is flowing, the mood-lighting is glowing and the undulations of the carriage are in sync to my hip-gyrations.

Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³.

·

I'm so glad you made it Nero What a glorious word picture you paint. I will join you for a Sauternes, if you don't mind

Join me, combine with me and imbibe with me with the proviso that your knee-high boots remain on but your inhibitions stay off ...until we reach Montenegro."

Don’t mind if I do. You'll have to hold onto me though - these boots are tricky to walk in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time visitor - can you be gentle with me x

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


" I'm loving your work ladies!

I just want to be Part of Your World both of you! Now! Pretty please "

Oh. You shall be

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Join me, combine with me and imbibe with me with the proviso that your knee-high boots remain on but your inhibitions stay off ...until we reach Montenegro. I think Nero got me wet "

Again?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Methinks this steam train is a steamy train.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Love the divine comedy. Made me laugh. Well played.

Magneto, welcome aboard! I'm glad you liked the intro - I had a lot of fun making it up. Can I get you a drink? "

Lactose free white Russian please. Yes I'm fussy.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off

It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves

Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm

I shall get comfy then

On my lap? Or has another of our glamorous passengers caught your eye?

Is that an invitation? If so the answer is yes "

I'm glad you caught that. *pats lap*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Join me, combine with me and imbibe with me with the proviso that your knee-high boots remain on but your inhibitions stay off ...until we reach Montenegro.

Don’t mind if I do. You'll have to hold onto me though - these boots are tricky to walk in "

The boots are now back in my head.... And this thread is headed into the sidings very soon...

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I believe we're nearly at the first station. A new train will depart...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bring on the Disney Kareoke

Oh yes! What are we singing first?

Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go

I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead

But such a fabulous dickhead

Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around

- they may flounder but we will help them along

I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream

Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light

Well... that's because it's Shiny

Let's hope it can Go the Distance

We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so

I'm loving your work ladies!

I just want to be Part of Your World both of you! Now! Pretty please

Well now... that's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious my darling. Absolutely!"

You win - I can't beat that

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening, friends.

I’m gently glowing from a comedy show, boldly buzzing from some wine and rather raging that I can’t find a third alliterative phrase that works.

Dammit.

But it is Friday so I shall let it pass. How are we all?

That sounds like such a fun evening Ruby! Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, please get yourself a drink from the bar.

Thank you, as ever, for the wondrous welcome.

I have a lovely wine as we speak. Are you well hydrated? x"

I am rather moist

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Hello all you sexy nocturnal people! Hope you are all well

Booty! Thank you for dropping into the Nocturnal so nice to see you here. Please get a drink from the bar and make yourself comfy. "

Oh lovely! I would love a refreshing drink and oh! So many comfy places to sit…..

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/WAQct-ItZoU "paradise" sade,

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off

It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves

Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm

I shall get comfy then

On my lap? Or has another of our glamorous passengers caught your eye?

Is that an invitation? If so the answer is yes

I'm glad you caught that. *pats lap* "

*Jumps on purring like a kitten*

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"First time visitor - can you be gentle with me x"

Gentle. Rough. However you like it. Welcome aboard the Nocturnal. Thanks for popping in - it's particularly busy tonight

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