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My mate fancies you Chapter the Second.

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By *lephantis OP   Man
over a year ago

Oxford

In which our libidinous, lascivious heroes and heroines continue to fill the airwaves with billets-doux of delight.

Still in as postie and recipient, if I am lucky.

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Evening

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You gorgeous fellow... thank you for saving us from my tardiness

And I'm in again

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"In which our libidinous, lascivious heroes and heroines continue to fill the airwaves with billets-doux of delight.

Still in as postie and recipient, if I am lucky."

Don’t know what this means but I’ll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still in

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

In and happy to play postie.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Replying to this

‘Heads up you sexy lady Honeyryder

According to fab I'm only 60 miles away, if she wants a real hug.... But, it may involve some cheeky bum squeezes

Ooooo bum squeezes from a sexy person indeed’

Ooh I’m intrigued

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Happy to help play postie x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Still in and still postie. I've got a bag now to replace my knickers

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in again, see what happens.... Happy to play postie also

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm back in happy to play postie too,

Em x

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By *lephantis OP   Man
over a year ago

Oxford


"You gorgeous fellow... thank you for saving us from my tardiness

And I'm in again "

I feel I have rather stepped on your toes! All credit remains very much yours.

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell Seducing_Em that I want to smack Em’s perfect peach of an arse just once, so I have an excuse to kiss it better.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on we'll be in again

T x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for the gorgeous Cede.

You've certainly caught the eye of this man who says ..

"she has a voluptuous body that I'd love to caress"

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Round 2 is always been than round 1, so I'm in

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Still in and happy to be postie

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m still in, making up for lost time. And I bring this missive, copy/pasted from the very tail end of the first thread.


" This one’s for my favourite noodle-miner’s daughter, MissYeuxBleus.

From a smoking hot duo (and they really are, I checked): “We think we should make a smoking trio.”

Is it getting hot in here?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and available as postie

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You gorgeous fellow... thank you for saving us from my tardiness

And I'm in again

I feel I have rather stepped on your toes! All credit remains very much yours."

No... but if we are that close may I sit on your lap please?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Please tell Seducing_Em that I want to smack Em’s perfect peach of an arse just once, so I have an excuse to kiss it better.

"

Ooft

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Still in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

One for Elephantis from a rather delicious mate of mine saying - would he like to come join me for a cream tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back in happy to be postie

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Please tell Seducing_Em that I want to smack Em’s perfect peach of an arse just once, so I have an excuse to kiss it better.

Ooft "

Can I get in on this too?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you tell _ixed mister to get naked…

(that could be from pretty much anyone)

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By *ast Coast PirateMan
over a year ago

Near Wroxham

I'm still in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed the first one so in for this one

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Please tell Seducing_Em that I want to smack Em’s perfect peach of an arse just once, so I have an excuse to kiss it better.

Ooft

Can I get in on this too? "

Do you want a smack or want to smack mine

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Uisge Beatha, you lucky, lucky lady. All I'm saying is my mate is the one *everyone* wants to fancy them...

One for Uisge Beatha

Such a fabulous sense of style, and a wonderful body, too.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Still in and still postie. I've got a bag now to replace my knickers "

Spoil Sport! And I was about to post myself!!

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By *lephantis OP   Man
over a year ago

Oxford


"You gorgeous fellow... thank you for saving us from my tardiness

And I'm in again

I feel I have rather stepped on your toes! All credit remains very much yours.

No... but if we are that close may I sit on your lap please? "

All yours. I've even made a pot of Darjeeling and some cucumber sandwiches.

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Back in btw

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

I'm in..•°°

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You gorgeous fellow... thank you for saving us from my tardiness

And I'm in again

I feel I have rather stepped on your toes! All credit remains very much yours.

No... but if we are that close may I sit on your lap please?

All yours. I've even made a pot of Darjeeling and some cucumber sandwiches."

You know how to treat a lady

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From a very handsome friend,

Please tell MsWylde that next time I see her I’m going to kiss every inch of her and spend the entire evening between her beautiful, fishnet-clad legs

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By *lephantis OP   Man
over a year ago

Oxford


"One for Elephantis from a rather delicious mate of mine saying - would he like to come join me for a cream tea "

Doubly delicious! I would love to join your mate. They can even bite my sweet buns.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Ooooo back in and ready to send some more cheeky messages

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in, happy to be postie too

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

The sequel is rarely as good as the first!

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton


"Please tell Seducing_Em that I want to smack Em’s perfect peach of an arse just once, so I have an excuse to kiss it better.

Ooft

Can I get in on this too?

Do you want a smack or want to smack mine "

please smack mine too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very hot friend has sent me this ..

One for AlexanderSupertramp…

Delicious.

Thank you x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cede, my sexy mate wants to tell you that he's looking forward to my Nocturnal! *checks notes* sorry...

Could you tell the lovely Cede that if she would _ede possession of her delicious lips, I'd con_ede my heart.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

In again

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Please tell Seducing_Em that I want to smack Em’s perfect peach of an arse just once, so I have an excuse to kiss it better.

Ooft

Can I get in on this too?

Do you want a smack or want to smack mine "

Both

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From a lovely fella,

For not so posh

Still hoping there may be time for some yard play - location to be confirmed at her desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this turning to a spank fest?

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere


"Uisge Beatha, you lucky, lucky lady. All I'm saying is my mate is the one *everyone* wants to fancy them...

One for Uisge Beatha

Such a fabulous sense of style, and a wonderful body, too."

Oooh, I am intrigued!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed a message from the last thread so here it is.

One for not so posh

Like Louis Armstrong, we’ve got all the time in the world

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Aaand back in for the smut

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Lingerie whore and honeyryyder shall we all just line up

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

To the last message on the last thread…

I would love to make a smoking hot trip

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"To the last message on the last thread…

I would love to make a smoking hot trip "

Trio even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"My very hot friend has sent me this ..

One for AlexanderSupertramp…

Delicious.

Thank you x"

Please thank your very hot friend for me and let them know my dm's are always open for them

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Cede, my sexy mate wants to tell you that he's looking forward to my Nocturnal! *checks notes* sorry...

Could you tell the lovely Cede that if she would _ede possession of her delicious lips, I'd con_ede my heart.

"

Oh now there is an offer you don't get every day

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Message for RTG from my sexy mates

Please tell Rose tinted glasses

Wish he was my actual postie, I reckon he could tell those sexy/naughty packages he had for me...

I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine says...

Could you please tell Whitney Neil, that I've never been a fan od marmite,but for her ill climb in the jar, as long as she stops hiding.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London


"Can you tell _ixed mister to get naked…

(that could be from pretty much anyone)"

Maybe you can help with the last few items?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a very handsome friend,

Please tell MsWylde that next time I see her I’m going to kiss every inch of her and spend the entire evening between her beautiful, fishnet-clad legs"

Please tell your very handsome friend that I can't wait for all of that and so much more . He will need a very good coffee on the train home

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Incoming for Sparkle...

Holy Fuck balls, the divine Sparkle, can you tell her she is my all time FAB fav

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By *b750Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this turning to a spank fest? "

I hope so

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oh Seducing_Em a handsome mate of mine wants to say that it's awfully cold outside but they have a cozy jumper or other activities to keep you warm

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I have mail…..

Could you tell Rickshawed that her curves put the moon and stars to shame, and that I would dance the sun into the blazing seas for her smile

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Message for RTG from my sexy mates

Please tell Rose tinted glasses

Wish he was my actual postie, I reckon he could tell those sexy/naughty packages he had for me...

I say! "

I say indeed!

I’d gladly make a personal delivery. I might even bring along a sexy friend to make it a four-way package party with plenty to unwrap.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Special delivery!!

Please tell MissYeuxBleus

Check the last post on first part of this game

And after checking myself, I'd say that's exceptionally good advise.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

In

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"From a lovely fella,

For not so posh

Still hoping there may be time for some yard play - location to be confirmed at her desire"

Well... if your mate would tell me whose yard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo I missed part 1 so joining for the second half

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By *lephantis OP   Man
over a year ago

Oxford


"Is this turning to a spank fest?

I hope so "

Oh good Lord. There's an image to warm an Arctic winter.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Incoming message for Seducing Em from my mate in his sexy outfit

He says your pics are super hot

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I missed a message from the last thread so here it is.

One for not so posh

Like Louis Armstrong, we’ve got all the time in the world "

Can we use it all

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Is this turning to a spank fest?

I hope so "

I’ll get my paddle ready

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in but I cannot postie this time, because I'm around, but may be distracted. Lol

Also, whoever sent me that lovely message in the old thread -

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I have mail…..

Could you tell Rickshawed that her curves put the moon and stars to shame, and that I would dance the sun into the blazing seas for her smile

"

I'm not quite as round as the moon yet

But thank you, you smooth talking stud you

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Message for RTG from my sexy mates

Please tell Rose tinted glasses

Wish he was my actual postie, I reckon he could tell those sexy/naughty packages he had for me...

I say!

I say indeed!

I’d gladly make a personal delivery. I might even bring along a sexy friend to make it a four-way package party with plenty to unwrap."

Special deliveries always taken who might your special be

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Message for RTG from my sexy mates

Please tell Rose tinted glasses

Wish he was my actual postie, I reckon he could tell those sexy/naughty packages he had for me...

I say!

I say indeed!

I’d gladly make a personal delivery. I might even bring along a sexy friend to make it a four-way package party with plenty to unwrap."

Lets not forget the posties

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Oh Seducing_Em a handsome mate of mine wants to say that it's awfully cold outside but they have a cozy jumper or other activities to keep you warm "

Oh Mr sparkly eyes I know exactly who you are, activities first then the jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this turning to a spank fest?

I hope so

I’ll get my paddle ready "

I just got a flip in my stomach. Except it was more of a flutter. And a bit further south…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this turning to a spank fest?

I hope so "

Absolutely me too

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Daisy darling, you've got mail!

Could you tell Daisy179 that she can pin me back anytime watching the stars.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Is this turning to a spank fest?

I hope so

I’ll get my paddle ready

I just got a flip in my stomach. Except it was more of a flutter. And a bit further south… "

I’ll use my tongue to give you more flutters

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Incoming message for Seducing Em from my mate in his sexy outfit

He says your pics are super hot"

Thank you mystery sexy outfit man

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The sequel is rarely as good as the first! "

This one's going to be like Terminator 2

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Lets not forget the posties "

Oh, fuck the posties.

Actually, wait. That’s a great idea. Let’s fuck all the posties. They’re a bunch of hotties in sexy little shorts.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Is this turning to a spank fest?

I hope so

I’ll get my paddle ready

I just got a flip in my stomach. Except it was more of a flutter. And a bit further south… "

Is there a queue we join....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sequel is rarely as good as the first!

This one's going to be like Terminator 2 "

Or back to the future.

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Whose mate fancies me?

I have chocolate and wine if that improves my chances

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

Happy to be postie

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Lets not forget the posties

Oh, fuck the posties.

Actually, wait. That’s a great idea. Let’s fuck all the posties. They’re a bunch of hotties in sexy little shorts."

I lost my shorts

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Daisy darling, you've got mail!

Could you tell Daisy179 that she can pin me back anytime watching the stars."

Thank you stargazer whoever you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets not forget the posties

Oh, fuck the posties.

Actually, wait. That’s a great idea. Let’s fuck all the posties. They’re a bunch of hotties in sexy little shorts."

Special delivery of course

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

This delightful gents has asked me to tell Julie that those boots are definitely made for walking and one of these days she can walk all over him x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hey Posh. My mate wants to deliver the smut you so desperately desire.

So he has a message for Cede...

Please tell Cede to get on her knees. I’ve got a special delivery for her to wrap her gorgeous lips around.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I lost my shorts "

Perfect. Now bend over …

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh this is a hot one...

Tell Kinky and Red I’d love to see them make each other flip and flutter. Can I watch? Pretty please?

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By *ertfordshiremaleMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I'm in, as postie or recipient

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Incoming mail from bother hot duo….

Please ask Kaitonel to remember The Empire Strikes Back and also tell him he's got a lovely bum.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Incoming message from a hottie -

Please tell Order66 that he's exactly what I'd order if I wanted to be taken to heaven and back. Grrrrr!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"This delightful gents has asked me to tell Julie that those boots are definitely made for walking and one of these days she can walk all over him x"

Ouch! Those heels are sharp

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From an absolute gentleman

for RedforDanger.

'There was once a Fabber called Red.

Whose sheer beauty would turn every head.

Though she called herself Danger,

In fact, every stranger,

Would risk all to get into her bed.'

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My mailbox is on fire this evening….

Can you please tell HoneyRyyder that she has a gorgeous array of lingerie. Can she pick out the one she wants on my bedroom floor?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Ooooft, my gorgeous mate said….

Can you please let _lephantis know that his face is equally so cute that I want to kiss it all over and so naughty that I can see it being between my legs

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Hey Posh. My mate wants to deliver the smut you so desperately desire.

So he has a message for Cede...

Please tell Cede to get on her knees. I’ve got a special delivery for her to wrap her gorgeous lips around."

Well we can't let Posh down with the smut can we

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I lost my shorts

Perfect. Now bend over … "

Sugar I'm currently on my knees - give me a minute

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I am now out as postie as I prepare for tonight's Nocturnal. I'll pop back to read any smut aimed in my direction though

If you get bored of flirting, yeah right, please drop in and say hello

Jx

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"My mailbox is on fire this evening….

Can you please tell HoneyRyyder that she has a gorgeous array of lingerie. Can she pick out the one she wants on my bedroom floor? "

I’ll bring a variety

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Incoming mail from bother hot duo….

Please ask Kaitonel to remember The Empire Strikes Back and also tell him he's got a lovely bum.

"

I meant another hot duo. Oooops

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Sparkle my gorgeous friend wants you to know that he think you look absolutely sensational in that dress in your profile pic

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Ooh this is a hot one...

Tell Kinky and Red I’d love to see them make each other flip and flutter. Can I watch? Pretty please? "

No point watching when you have hands to get involved …..

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oh Red, I have a lovely friend that wants to say: I have unashamedly perved over her pics more times than I dare confess to and hope she forgives me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'm out now. Thank you to the posties for sending my messages!

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Incoming message from a hottie -

Please tell Order66 that he's exactly what I'd order if I wanted to be taken to heaven and back. Grrrrr! "

My message in-box is waiting, go on, take a chance I dare you.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I don’t even know what is going on in this thread! So I’m just going to name drop the sexiest profile I found and name drop in the hopes of (I actually don’t even know) I’m like a dog chasing a car wtf I’m I going to do if I catch it! Ohh yeah the profile is HoneyRyyder wowweeeee xx

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oh MsWyld, postie calling with a message from a sexy chap asking you to take your lucky pants off. It’s high time he had you naked....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I don’t even know what is going on in this thread! So I’m just going to name drop the sexiest profile I found and name drop in the hopes of (I actually don’t even know) I’m like a dog chasing a car wtf I’m I going to do if I catch it! Ohh yeah the profile is HoneyRyyder wowweeeee xx"

You send a message to someone you fancy via someone who has agreed to be postie. But the direct approach is good too

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I don’t even know what is going on in this thread! So I’m just going to name drop the sexiest profile I found and name drop in the hopes of (I actually don’t even know) I’m like a dog chasing a car wtf I’m I going to do if I catch it! Ohh yeah the profile is HoneyRyyder wowweeeee xx"

Oh good choice my friend. She’s absolutely Devine

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By *lephantis OP   Man
over a year ago

Oxford


"Ooooft, my gorgeous mate said….

Can you please let _lephantis know that his face is equally so cute that I want to kiss it all over and so naughty that I can see it being between my legs "

I like my face in this Venn diagram of cute and naughty.

How about if I start between your legs, THEN you kiss it all over?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I missed the first and nearly the second!

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

From a fittie from Leeds…

Could you please tell Sparkle that redheads definitely have most fun and sparks fly in my head when I view her gorgeous pics.

(I happen to agree by the way!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this turning to a spank fest?

I hope so

I’ll get my paddle ready

I just got a flip in my stomach. Except it was more of a flutter. And a bit further south…

Is there a queue we join.... "

No queue, get involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I'm out now. Thank you to the posties for sending my messages! "

This. ^

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From a beauty

can you tell Tea Monkey that no matter how late he is I'll always save a seat beside me! He'll just have to excuse the wander hands

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well I asked for smut... and my sexy friend has provided...

Please tell RoseTintedGlases that I'd like to glaze him like a doughnut and share all that sweetness in a kiss

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

In for the end...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

It’s all about Tea Monkey now. The man with the messages.

A delightfully daring dame says:

Please tell Tea Monkey that he may be late, but he's a very welcome sight. Oooft

She even included the emoji. We all know what that means.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Is this turning to a spank fest?

I hope so

I’ll get my paddle ready

I just got a flip in my stomach. Except it was more of a flutter. And a bit further south…

Is there a queue we join....

No queue, get involved "

Oohh free for all!! Yes

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Can I participate please

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

From one of my favourite beauties ….

Can you tell yolo thankyou for listening to my ramblings and being a great (&hot) friend x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Well I asked for smut... and my sexy friend has provided...

Please tell RoseTintedGlases that I'd like to glaze him like a doughnut and share all that sweetness in a kiss "

Okay, it’s *definitely* getting hot in here. I’m going to open a window. Or just take all my clothes off. One or the other.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

A message from a gent for the lovely Daisy…

Please tell Daisy that although the red lingerie looks amazing on her, I’d really rather get her out of it. Right now.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

MissYeuxBleus a dreamboat mate wants to tell you that your eyes are more blue, warm, and inviting than Barafundle Bay on a summer's afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh how I’ve missed the place… I’m in

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From my gorgeous friend

Please tell YOLO there is always room for him

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Oooh, a belated in!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"MissYeuxBleus a dreamboat mate wants to tell you that your eyes are more blue, warm, and inviting than Barafundle Bay on a summer's afternoon."

Noooo that can’t be possible. Barafundle is my favourite place in the world!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hottie in my box alert for my favourite dangerous redhead

Could you please let red know that she in in my top 3 hitlist

Oooooppps I mean hotlist

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From a bundle of sexiness

Please tell Mart3868437 that I'll happily let him and his three manployees bang me like a salvation army drum. Xx

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"From one of my favourite beauties ….

Can you tell yolo thankyou for listening to my ramblings and being a great (&hot) friend x"

Oh no, have I been publicly friend-zoned?!? I'd better up my sexy chat! But I know who this is and you're ace too (and hot!) X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you tell the gorgeous Mr Rose Tinted that I fear the bubble bath will have gone cold now but I’ve arranged a rather large one just for him and me

I could... and I did...

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Mail for _ittlebird

Could you please tell Littlebird that I'm still waiting for her to whittle my spoon. Failing that I'll spoon that delicious ass.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"From one of my favourite beauties ….

Can you tell yolo thankyou for listening to my ramblings and being a great (&hot) friend x

Oh no, have I been publicly friend-zoned?!? I'd better up my sexy chat! But I know who this is and you're ace too (and hot!) X"

Pretty sure friends can have benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Elephantis, you lucky lucky man. My sext friend tells me that you are going to need more than towels. Some kind of pumping system will be in order.

Whatever could she mean

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

On for Daisy179 from my hot mate -

I have stated in another thread you have the best boobs on fab - they look sensational both in and out of lingerie

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Mail for _ittlebird

Could you please tell Littlebird that I'm still waiting for her to whittle my spoon. Failing that I'll spoon that delicious ass."

Thank you gorgeous postie

It has been a while since I did any kind of spooning and I just love to be the little spoon. So I am in secret admirer

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Could you tell the gorgeous Mr Rose Tinted that I fear the bubble bath will have gone cold now but I’ve arranged a rather large one just for him and me

I could... and I did... "

I have a rather large one for her as well. If she’s who I think she is …

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By *lephantis OP   Man
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh Elephantis, you lucky lucky man. My sext friend tells me that you are going to need more than towels. Some kind of pumping system will be in order.

Whatever could she mean "

As a complete innocent, I am scratching my...head.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hey Red

One of my hunky mates says

Another time, another place... And maybe. Who knows!

Kriptic... Hope it means something to you, its all scouse to me.

B

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"On for Daisy179 from my hot mate -

I have stated in another thread you have the best boobs on fab - they look sensational both in and out of lingerie"

Thank you whoever you are I completely missed that thread off to find it now!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!"

Ask her where and when and I’m there

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there "

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine! "

Hmmm... but it's basically a straight road from mine to hers...

We could all meet in the middle

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine! "

Room for a 4th?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Mail for _ittlebird

Could you please tell Littlebird that I'm still waiting for her to whittle my spoon. Failing that I'll spoon that delicious ass.

Thank you gorgeous postie

It has been a while since I did any kind of spooning and I just love to be the little spoon. So I am in secret admirer "

If said secret admirer doesn't snap this up I volunteer as big spoon ,you'd fit quite snug Infront of me

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine!

Room for a 4th? "

I think I might spontaneously combust...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine!

Room for a 4th? "

And just another little one? Please

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Mail for _ittlebird

Could you please tell Littlebird that I'm still waiting for her to whittle my spoon. Failing that I'll spoon that delicious ass.

Thank you gorgeous postie

It has been a while since I did any kind of spooning and I just love to be the little spoon. So I am in secret admirer

If said secret admirer doesn't snap this up I volunteer as big spoon ,you'd fit quite snug Infront of me"

You are on… FAF?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Mail for _ittlebird

Could you please tell Littlebird that I'm still waiting for her to whittle my spoon. Failing that I'll spoon that delicious ass.

Thank you gorgeous postie

It has been a while since I did any kind of spooning and I just love to be the little spoon. So I am in secret admirer

If said secret admirer doesn't snap this up I volunteer as big spoon ,you'd fit quite snug Infront of me

You are on… FAF? "

Any time _ittlebird

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine!

Room for a 4th?

And just another little one? Please "

Hey Honey... it would be rude to say no to these two gorgeous ladies...

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine!

Room for a 4th?

I think I might spontaneously combust..."

Oh I’m in. For all of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Red

One of my hunky mates says

Another time, another place... And maybe. Who knows!

Kriptic... Hope it means something to you, its all scouse to me.

B"

X

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"From a beauty

can you tell Tea Monkey that no matter how late he is I'll always save a seat beside me! He'll just have to excuse the wander hands "

Wandering hands are often excused if I know who they’re attached to!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine!

Room for a 4th?

And just another little one? Please "

Always room for more

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine!

Room for a 4th?

And just another little one? Please

Always room for more "

Yolo, I believe you’ve got yourself a reverse gang bang

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine!

Room for a 4th?

And just another little one? Please

Always room for more

Yolo, I believe you’ve got yourself a reverse gang bang "

I think he may die...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mail for _ittlebird

Could you please tell Littlebird that I'm still waiting for her to whittle my spoon. Failing that I'll spoon that delicious ass.

Thank you gorgeous postie

It has been a while since I did any kind of spooning and I just love to be the little spoon. So I am in secret admirer

If said secret admirer doesn't snap this up I volunteer as big spoon ,you'd fit quite snug Infront of me

You are on… FAF?

Any time _ittlebird "

Any space left in the cutlery drawer...?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine!

Room for a 4th?

And just another little one? Please

Always room for more

Yolo, I believe you’ve got yourself a reverse gang bang

I think he may die..."

We can give mouth to mouth

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

I have no idea what’s going on so I’d better hang around

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hey, HoneyRyyder - my gorgeous friend says

...if friends can have benefits she'd like to claim hers now...!

Ask her where and when and I’m there

Hey, let's not cut out the middle man - you can meet at mine!

Room for a 4th?

And just another little one? Please

Always room for more

Yolo, I believe you’ve got yourself a reverse gang bang

I think he may die..."

But in the best way ever

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Unfortunately, I refuse to pass on the message I've just been sent for reasons.

And with that, I am out.

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