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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's Friday night and I'm in need of some cheering up.

So come one, come all... to the smutfest. Please make it a smutfest. Because your mate fancies someone. And so do you...

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

in

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Count me in, happy to play the role of mate if anyone needs one.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh. Sausage fest

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In "

Oooh... sausage and sexy lady fest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. What if I fancy the mate and the messenger?

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"In

Oooh... sausage and sexy lady fest "

Boob fest is in our mind

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Im in, filters are open, and I'll even come out of hiding for the night! X

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

In, evening NSP, I not I don't need a mate to tell you what I want to do with you

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Filters down for postie duty

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Happy to be postie also

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m in

What could possibly go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm in and very happy to be messenger

Tell me all your hearts desires

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

In, I like this one

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

With you on that Posh. Need some cheering up. I’m in x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In. What if I fancy the mate and the messenger?"

Then you message one about the other and the other about the one

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In

Oooh... sausage and sexy lady fest

Boob fest is in our mind "

Oooh yes!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In, evening NSP, I not I don't need a mate to tell you what I want to do with you "

Nor I you

Our mates would be scandalised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in. Why not?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my sexy mate to my other sexy mate...

Hey Sugartits (that's me... I do love that term )

Can you tell Long-legged Blonde I have day dreamed about looking up at me like that before I ravage her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My handsome mate has a message for our beautiful OP Posh .

"You make me laugh and you have yummy boobs - that’s a powerful combination! You also do lovely things like this. Thank you x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
over a year ago

kendal

Oooo I like this,

I'm in xx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Go on then Posh. Filters dropped for postie purposes

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooft one from a sexy mate to my sexy mate again!

Can you please pass on a message for Long-leggedblond. You’re on my hotlist so it’s only a matter of time before we chat or you issue the restraining order

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"Filters down for postie duty "

That’s to my ears..

In..

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

A lot of posties with no post to deliver atm. Someone get the kettle on

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then Posh. Knickers dropped for postie purposes

J"

They do Postie very differently in the north

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

One for NSP from my sexy mate. She says I hope Posh has warmed up but I'm still available for that jumper snuggle if not

I’m picturing this now, you definitely should

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My handsome mate has a message for our beautiful OP Posh .

"You make me laugh and you have yummy boobs - that’s a powerful combination! You also do lovely things like this. Thank you x""

Well... don't tell anyone but the boobs are the source of my powers.

We all know how well that went for Samson

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Posh my sexy mate has asked me to pass this on

Please can you tell NSP that I want to smooch her face and sqidge her boobs? Please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One for NSP from my sexy mate. She says I hope Posh has warmed up but I'm still available for that jumper snuggle if not

I’m picturing this now, you definitely should "

Yes! I'm in!

In Disney

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m still trying to bum Rex

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"One from my sexy mate to my other sexy mate...

Hey Sugartits (that's me... I do love that term )

Can you tell Long-legged Blonde I have day dreamed about looking up at me like that before I ravage her."

Can we be on a more comfy surface before you ravage me please, don't want splinters

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

For Shrek, my sexy friends says they are 'happy to help pull those joggers down if he needs a hand  '

x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh my sexy mate has asked me to pass this on

Please can you tell NSP that I want to smooch her face and sqidge her boobs? Please "

If this is MYB... absolutely you sexy devil!

If it isn't... why absolutely mystery stranger

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Go on then Posh. Knickers dropped for postie purposes

J

They do Postie very differently in the north "

Yeah, sorry if your post is slightly soggy when it arrives

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Here's one from my lovely friend for the wonderful Cede:

I think you are absolutely beautiful. I hope you find what your heart is searching for x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m still trying to bum Rex "

New phone... who dis?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Posh my sexy mate has asked me to pass this on

Please can you tell NSP that I want to smooch her face and sqidge her boobs? Please

If this is MYB... absolutely you sexy devil!

If it isn't... why absolutely mystery stranger "

Am I that predictable?

I need to up my secret message game!

Still though, boobs? Please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Oooft one from a sexy mate to my sexy mate again!

Can you please pass on a message for Long-leggedblond. You’re on my hotlist so it’s only a matter of time before we chat or you issue the restraining order "

How much time?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh my sexy mate has asked me to pass this on

Please can you tell NSP that I want to smooch her face and sqidge her boobs? Please

If this is MYB... absolutely you sexy devil!

If it isn't... why absolutely mystery stranger

Am I that predictable?

I need to up my secret message game!

Still though, boobs? Please!"

Woo hoo!

Of course!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

In for a bit. Postbag is open!

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Please tell Julie I'm still waiting to come and collect my cinnamon roll before midnight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well hello!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My darling MYB... My very secy mate says...

Can I ask if she’s still willing to swap the wand for a night with me? I’m curious to know..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

"

Can’t be postie

Cooking chilli

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Here's one from my lovely friend for the wonderful Cede:

I think you are absolutely beautiful. I hope you find what your heart is searching for x

"

Awww thank you

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Saffron40, my lovely friend would like to to know that

You're one dick the forum needs more of 

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I shall offer, at the very least, my services as postmaster general. My usual PA is already on this thread.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Slightly damp message incoming from a sexy guy for the gorgeous MsWyld...

Your pictures are so creative and arty that I almost forgot to perv at them. Not to worry - fixed that now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate says...

could you please tell MissYeuxBleus that I'd love to cheer her up and make her smile as her eyes seem to sparkle even more when she does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall offer, at the very least, my services as postmaster general. My usual PA is already on this thread. "

We’ll talk about company benefits later

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Oooft one from a sexy mate to my sexy mate again!

Can you please pass on a message for Long-leggedblond. You’re on my hotlist so it’s only a matter of time before we chat or you issue the restraining order

How much time? "

You’ve got ages while I remain anonymous.

Ah, shit

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Please tell Julie I'm still waiting to come and collect my cinnamon roll before midnight x"

Beef baked them ready. I've had both parts of my special day already but second helpings sounds fun

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very beautiful friend would like me to tell _klogan "please tell Logan that his newest photo makes my mind wander where my hands want to go

"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

SKLogan, my fabulous acquaintance just told me that

He should know that know that he intrigues me and I fancy him quite a lot! 

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ooh I'm in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oops, my dinners ready.

Sorry, out again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly damp message incoming from a sexy guy for the gorgeous MsWyld...

Your pictures are so creative and arty that I almost forgot to perv at them. Not to worry - fixed that now!"

Ooo thank you mystery man ..I'd love to return the favour

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"My darling MYB... My very secy mate says...

Can I ask if she’s still willing to swap the wand for a night with me? I’m curious to know.. "

Wand? What wand? I’m already in my car and I’ve only packed my birthday suit

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Red! I've got post for you from my sexy friend. He says...

Ooo could you please tell Redfordanger

That not only could her smile light up any room, her eyes outshine the brightest stars, I've got a proposal (not that kind), lets share some time and make it ours

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my sex bomb mate to another sex bomb mate (ooh... imagine the explosion)

Could you tell Julie, of Julieetleboeuf, she looks proper foxy in those boots.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

A sexy friend has a naughty message for Cede:

'I know a place for afternoon tea and tit tassels. Important question cream or jam first?'

Lucky girl x

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"And another sexy mate says...

could you please tell MissYeuxBleus that I'd love to cheer her up and make her smile as her eyes seem to sparkle even more when she does.

"

Oh well this is just beautiful. Thank you mystery poster (will post more smiley photos )

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Saffron40, my lovely friend would like to to know that

You're one dick the forum needs more of "

Ahhh adorable. I feel right at home

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"One from my sex bomb mate to another sex bomb mate (ooh... imagine the explosion)

Could you tell Julie, of Julieetleboeuf, she looks proper foxy in those boots."

**Ker-boom** More bambi than foxy but I'll take it

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oooh, a smutfest. In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From my sexy (jeez... you get the picture. All my mates are sexy)

Please could you tell RedForDanger... I would enjoy slowly and sensually using lips and tongue to tease and caress her divine figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in and available as a postie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For red for danger

I want to take you to a place where the beer flows like wine

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"A sexy friend has a naughty message for Cede:

'I know a place for afternoon tea and tit tassels. Important question cream or jam first?'

Lucky girl x "

Well cream doesn't get sticky on the skin like Jam does....or do you mean on a scone?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for mswild…

Jumping in the car, I’ll make it for last orders..

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

A very sexy friend of mine has just asked me to post this...

Hi, please tell SKLogan that it's his fault I Touch Myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For _ede..

You’re to my ears.. I can’t wait to hmmm that song to myself while I watch you x

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts


"For Shrek, my sexy friends says they are 'happy to help pull those joggers down if he needs a hand  '

x "

Yes please they are stuck

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

SKLogan, you know ive fancied you from afar for a long time.

Please can you ride your bike down to my town, and I promise you will get a nice happy ever after massage.

(That's from my sexy mate btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on them I’m up for some fun . I’m in too

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"For _ede..

You’re to my ears.. I can’t wait to hmmm that song to myself while I watch you x "

Haha, well that’s not obvious is it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For red for danger

I want to take you to a place where the beer flows like wine"

You had me at Soup of the Day

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"SKLogan, you know ive fancied you from afar for a long time.

Please can you ride your bike down to my town, and I promise you will get a nice happy ever after massage.

(That's from my sexy mate btw)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for mswild…

Jumping in the car, I’ll make it for last orders.."

Woo hoo

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

One for Davina from an absolutely diamond of a forumite asking

Tell Davina that her witty and kind posts never fail to make me smile

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please can you ask Shrek if he wants his princess Fiona to come as an ogre or a human? I’d paint myself green for him!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, what a thread of absolute fitties. Posh brings all the milkshake to her yard!

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London


"Well cream doesn't get sticky on the skin like Jam does....or do you mean on a scone? "

Cede, my hunk of a friend says theyve 'got time why not both'

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

From an absolute gent for RedForDanger wanting to let her know her pics never fail to deliver and she always looks amazingly hot!

(I second that statement)

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts


"Please can you ask Shrek if he wants his princess Fiona to come as an ogre or a human? I’d paint myself green for him!"

Don't tease me, please me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell Tryingitout19 that I want to see what he can crush between those thighs. As long as he's careful with my head

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

For NorthernJJ from my ravishing friend 'Those thighs…I’d love to lick up the insides of those '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey, what a thread of absolute fitties. Posh brings all the milkshake to her yard! "

Seconded, a most beautiful thread

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Adam1971, listen up! My stunning friend wants you to know...

I'm delighted to see he's just as charming and kind as he was on my last fab adventure.

The ladies near you are very lucky indeed

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Another for the lovely Red for Danger asking to tell her she looks like the most amazing woman and Bones (Mrs) won't stop pervin!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Blimey, what a thread of absolute fitties. Posh brings all the milkshake to her yard! "

They just like playing in it... not with meeee

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Well cream doesn't get sticky on the skin like Jam does....or do you mean on a scone?

Cede, my hunk of a friend says theyve 'got time why not both'"

Ooh deal, can't resist a scone

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell Juicy I'm glad she's come out of hiding because her bottom looks fantastic in her profile pic.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Adam1971, listen up! My stunning friend wants you to know...

I'm delighted to see he's just as charming and kind as he was on my last fab adventure.

The ladies near you are very lucky indeed "

Yay! Thanks, postie

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Red I'm officially your PA

A lovely gent simply stating - so you're telling me there's a chance??

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Another for the lovely Red for Danger asking to tell her she looks like the most amazing woman and Bones (Mrs) won't stop pervin! "

I see what you did there anonymous poster, oops

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"For _ede..

You’re to my ears.. I can’t wait to hmmm that song to myself while I watch you x

Haha, well that’s not obvious is it.. "

Obvious works for me

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London


"Please tell Juicy I'm glad she's come out of hiding because her bottom looks fantastic in her profile pic."

Aww, thank you x

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

RedforDanger , my handsome mate has this message for you

can she hurry up, please. I'm sat here covered in caramel sauce and it needs licking off...!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well... now the ball is rolling... I'm out

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Please tell Tryingitout19 that I want to see what he can crush between those thighs. As long as he's careful with my head "

Challenge accepted

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Out.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London


"Well... now the ball is rolling... I'm out "

Oh no, just as another sexy friend tells me for you NSP 'The opportunity to play with you in your yard, my yard or any yard to be honest would be one I would greet with great enthusiasm'

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m in and available to play postie

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I'm in and happy to play postie

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

One for DX2019 from my incredibly sexy mate.....

Could you please tell DX2019 that I very much enjoyed seeing his new photos pop up on my hotlist updates

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ahh _4bim don't leave - my sexy mate wants you to know that they are happy to help massage what ever hurts!!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Hope you’ve cheered up a bit sunshine! Late but in and happy to send your cheeky messages

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

One from a gorgeous gent for HoneyRyyder saying:

Hope you get the huge hug you need, but there’s a virtual one right here for you!

Awwww

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Mixed Mister an admirer was trying to admire your stylish bathroom but got distracted by your bottom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but can't be postie unfortunately.

Love you all

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My exceptionally lovely mate would like me to say:

Please tell throbbingone I like his Tiffany style lamp. The bicep is OK too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in please?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh, my very favourite thread!

Very happy to be in, and to carry the love letters for all you lust-crazed epistolary experts.

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


" One for DX2019 from my incredibly sexy mate.....

Could you please tell DX2019 that I very much enjoyed seeing his new photos pop up on my hotlist updates "

Thanks mystery person. I'll have to see what else I can cook up. Ideas welcome

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooh HoneyRyyder my rather sexy mate would like to tell you that the neon pink suits her. But so does the blue, black, red, purple...ok, she looks scorching in anything!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I'm in

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By *ir RickyMan
over a year ago

Rainham

In

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By *ast Coast PirateMan
over a year ago

Near Wroxham

I'll give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Posh come back!! My sexy mate wants to say that you are just pretty you're gorgeous and they will happily kiss you all over!!

Ooft

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Oh my! An incoming message for the rather charming Nero!

Can you lick me all over and cover me in cinnamon please? Or is it t’other way around…?

Oh jeezo this total hottie is a bit of a cheeky flirt! I think you should do anything they tell you to do Mr Nero

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Ooh HoneyRyyder my rather sexy mate would like to tell you that the neon pink suits her. But so does the blue, black, red, purple...ok, she looks scorching in anything! "

Thank you that’s sweet to say

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Incoming from a smoking hot duo….

Please tell Julieandbeef

A monkey is admiring your boots and more and beef is making me think I want to stop being veggie

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London


"Mixed Mister an admirer was trying to admire your stylish bathroom but got distracted by your bottom!"

I'd offer up a closer viewing of both but the bathroom isn't mine, the bottom is though so that could be arranged

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"One from a gorgeous gent for HoneyRyyder saying:

Hope you get the huge hug you need, but there’s a virtual one right here for you!

Awwww "

No chance of the irl hug unfortunately but thank you for virtual

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Ooh, a message from a rather beauitful friend 'Please tell Beef that I loved both the cinnamon buns and the other bit. Happy C and C Day'

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Jeez this is filling up fast

I'm in

Em x

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By *oppabear82Man
over a year ago

near you

I'm game!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well... now the ball is rolling... I'm out

Oh no, just as another sexy friend tells me for you NSP 'The opportunity to play with you in your yard, my yard or any yard to be honest would be one I would greet with great enthusiasm'"

That's a lot of yards... might take some time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and happy to be postie

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then we're in....

T x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh come back!! My sexy mate wants to say that you are just pretty you're gorgeous and they will happily kiss you all over!!

Ooft"

Is your mate you?

I'm back...

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I’m in could be a giggle or even a smile here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message incoming for JulieAndBeef:

What’s this hotel that you mentioned and does it have a balcony so we can enjoy the view?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Juicy 2020

With every picture my smile just grows wider, sensational from the top to the socks x

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

In and happy to be postie!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Incoming from a smoking hot duo….

Please tell Julieandbeef

A monkey is admiring your boots and more and beef is making me think I want to stop being veggie "

Thank you

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

RedForDanger my lovely mate wants me to say that she is absolutely gorgeous and it’s a very lucky person that gets to take her out for fun and dates!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Captain Caveman my super hot mate wants you to know you're meant to deliver messages not peek through the letterbox. Nice eyes though

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Tempting Twosome 2!! My handsome mate wants you to know that after seeing the pics they are, indeed, very tempted.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"So come one, come all... to the smutfest. Please make it a smutfest. Because your mate fancies someone. And so do you..."

Posh! I’m so late arriving you’ve already left. But you asked for a smutfest so I’m in.

The thread’s filling up, but throw me in at the deep end. There’s a love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My amazing friend said, please tell Elephantis that I perve him way more than I expected, and I rather like it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Message incoming for JulieAndBeef:

What’s this hotel that you mentioned and does it have a balcony so we can enjoy the view?"

No balcony but there's a lovely swimming pool

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So come one, come all... to the smutfest. Please make it a smutfest. Because your mate fancies someone. And so do you...

Posh! I’m so late arriving you’ve already left. But you asked for a smutfest so I’m in.

The thread’s filling up, but throw me in at the deep end. There’s a love."

I got told off... so I came back

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"So come one, come all... to the smutfest. Please make it a smutfest. Because your mate fancies someone. And so do you...

Posh! I’m so late arriving you’ve already left. But you asked for a smutfest so I’m in.

The thread’s filling up, but throw me in at the deep end. There’s a love.

I got told off... so I came back"

Have you got a round 2 in you?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I, sorry my mate, wants to ask Cede how is she going to get here in 10 minutes for her cinnamon buns if everyone keeps running her ragged as postie

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oohhh a message from a handsome delight asking to tell the aetherial Ms Wyld thing that she makes my heart sing, and that she should come on and hold me tight?

Oh my

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So come one, come all... to the smutfest. Please make it a smutfest. Because your mate fancies someone. And so do you...

Posh! I’m so late arriving you’ve already left. But you asked for a smutfest so I’m in.

The thread’s filling up, but throw me in at the deep end. There’s a love.

I got told off... so I came back

Have you got a round 2 in you? "

Why the hell not indeed!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Have you got a round 2 in you? "

Play postie for me and tell Posh I’ll put two in her anytime.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"My amazing friend said, please tell Elephantis that I perve him way more than I expected, and I rather like it"

Someone perving at me is indeed amazing! I'm so glad your friend likes it. X

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My handsome mate asked me to pass this along....

Would you be so kind to post a message for RedforDanger that

I think she has thee most delicious curves that I would just love to explore for days

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Evening

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Hello

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Posh come back!! My sexy mate wants to say that you are just pretty you're gorgeous and they will happily kiss you all over!!

Ooft

Is your mate you?

I'm back... "

Uuuummmmmmmm - if it's not do I have to be honest because I'd rather like it to be me

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

In ,

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out but most enjoyable - have a great evening you sexy people

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Heads up you sexy lady Honeyryder

According to fab I'm only 60 miles away, if she wants a real hug.... But, it may involve some cheeky bum squeezes

Ooooo bum squeezes from a sexy person indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For NorthernJJ from my ravishing friend 'Those thighs…I’d love to lick up the insides of those '"

Yes please

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I, sorry my mate, wants to ask Cede how is she going to get here in 10 minutes for her cinnamon buns if everyone keeps running her ragged as postie "

On my way!! Women can multitask

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh come back!! My sexy mate wants to say that you are just pretty you're gorgeous and they will happily kiss you all over!!

Ooft

Is your mate you?

I'm back...

Uuuummmmmmmm - if it's not do I have to be honest because I'd rather like it to be me "

I'll take you... and hopefully your mate will own up

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Heads up you sexy couple Shivs!

please could you tell the Shivs that I would very much like to be in the middle of a Shivs sandwich

What a cheeky sandwich that would be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ttfn

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

This one’s for my favourite noodle-miner’s daughter, MissYeuxBleus.

From a smoking hot duo (and they really are, I checked): “We think we should make a smoking trio.”

Is it getting hot in here?

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