FabSwingers.com forum: Describe Fab to someone in one sentence

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

An American term - the elevator pitch. You find yourself in an elevator at work with the right person and you have to pitch them your idea really quickly; get the essentials out there and draw them in.

What if you had to do the same with Fab? You have one sentence to explain it and encourage someone you want to join.

Doors closing, going down….

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

An absolute waste of life

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Hedonistic debauchery at your fingertips

Oh and they have a forum

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Ever wanted to wade through a veritable ocean of unwanted and mediocre penii?

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Ever wanted to wade through a veritable ocean of unwanted and mediocre penii?"

You’re never more than 15 minutes from a message with a cock photo

This is why the truth has no place in marketing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll join for sex but end up being in a clique that only fuck each other in secret in case WW3 starts.

I just made myself loads of enemies didn't I?!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Ever wanted to wade through a veritable ocean of unwanted and mediocre penii?

You’re never more than 15 minutes from a message with a cock photo

This is why the truth has no place in marketing

You'll never guess what I do for a living then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A place where even the most mediocre of women become desirable beyond their wildest dreams.

Men just want penis in a hole.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Ever wanted to wade through a veritable ocean of unwanted and mediocre penii?

You’re never more than 15 minutes from a message with a cock photo

This is why the truth has no place in marketing

You'll never guess what I do for a living then

You receive cock photos as your job??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re a single guy and you think you’re gonna get easy sex with a woman, forget about it

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

A smorgasbord of Sky remotes and Lynx cans awaits…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I you never want to have sex again and converse with lots who women who will tell you "your not there type" then this is the place for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A place where even the most mediocre of women become desirable beyond their wildest dreams.

Men just want penis in a hole.

Actually I want toad in the hole...I'm starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A complete and utter shitshow with penises

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

You'll see enough dick to turn you gay...

(and yes this applicable to both men and women)

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By *ppydayzzMan
over a year ago

Leighton Buzzard

“It’s the hope that kills you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a collection of chat rooms with a remote chance of some rudies attached.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The website stuck in the nineties that lets you see each other’s naughties.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Choked cocks and sky remotes

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

The opposite of a dating site, instead of asking to see their naughty bits you're asking to see their face

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"May the odds be forever in single men's favor or a dude pretending to be a couple"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sky remote control and deodorant can heaven.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The digital definition of optimism prevailing over experience

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If you’re a cynic you’ll love it…if you’re not a cynic you’ll love it more

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"It's a collection of chat rooms with a remote chance of some rudies attached."

I mean, if you want rudies I can send you my flaps akimbo

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"The opposite of a dating site, instead of asking to see their naughty bits you're asking to see their face

Ha ha ha. So true

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"The website stuck in the nineties that lets you see each other’s naughties."

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A place where men fail and women prosper!!

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma ,

And confusing at the best of times

Requirements and measurements before meets , hold on here my bank details too so it’s not just the ladies that get the bizarre side of swinging sites

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

That’s was too long ,,

It’s awesome

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

its a contact site for couples/singles to arrange casual fucks in clubs/privately .. mostly full of men but very funny forums to watch/read for entertainment value .. try it out its a hoot

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A place where men fail and women prosper!!"
you got that right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is the place to go if you have fantasies of fucking someone else's male or female partner, or having someone else fuck your partner. It's the site where everybody hopes to be like Romans at an orgy, but also has people who gatekeep like Greeks moralising with philosophy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A place where men fail and women prosper!!"

That is basically online dating in a nutshell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is like a box of chocolates

Well it is for women

Fab discotheque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A site with some amazing adventurous ppl, with a few knobheads thrown in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A place where men fail and women prosper!!

That is basically online dating in a nutshell. "

Let’s not discuss that haha

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I guess you could simplify it to this .... you know that film Sausage Party. well yeah it's like that but in real life

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Nothing like ( Eyes Wide Shut )

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

So many cocks held within an inch of their life over dirty toilets with wife's belongings in the background.

Mrs

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

"An absolute waste of life

Yep

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll skip the light fandango, do cartwheels across the floor. You’ll feel kind of seasick, but the crowd just calls for more. ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like ( Eyes Wide Shut )

I wish it was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab is the place to go if you have fantasies of fucking someone else's male or female partner, or having someone else fuck your partner. It's the site where everybody hopes to be like Romans at an orgy, but also has people who gatekeep like Greeks moralising with philosophy.

That's two sentences.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

a collection of broken hearts trying to make sense of it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can UNLOS any time you like, but you can never leave

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By *each honeyWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Just skip straight to the Forums!

P.s this thread is a brilliant read

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, everything all at once, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

A easy way to pass the time while amusing yourself, entertaining, voyeuristic with a lot of exhibitionism,

You can have a timeout any time you like,

But you can never leave!

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By *sianflower77Woman
over a year ago

Emerald City

A good place to waste one’s time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a collection of broken hearts trying to make sense of it all "

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"A good place to waste one’s time."

Just got lost looking at you post! (

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"a collection of broken hearts trying to make sense of it all

Don’t be sad, some of us have broken minds as well as hearts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yellow pages for vag and cock

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Join if you dare, just to drown in the sea of cocks and desperation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A place where even the most mediocre of women become desirable beyond their wildest dreams.

Men just want penis in a hole.

This this this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not for the faint hearted

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By *omedyGuyMan
over a year ago

London

Where dad bods go to die!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Boobs and lots of em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no right button to press..

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

I can’t hear this now without hearing it as Greg Davies impersonating Chris Eubank!!! Terrible but hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where stunning is not used in its right context.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Bed. Knobs & no broomsticks.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Tragedy and disappointment in one place

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

its a rollercoaster..

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Zero fucks were given …

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"An American term - the elevator pitch. You find yourself in an elevator at work with the right person and you have to pitch them your idea really quickly; get the essentials out there and draw them in.

What if you had to do the same with Fab? You have one sentence to explain it and encourage someone you want to join.

Doors closing, going down…."

A community of (broadly) like minded singles and couples looking for sex related distractions, most of whom subsequently realise expectations far outweigh the reality - if you join you’ll be fascinated, frustrated, amused and annoyed; but you will never leave (until you do).

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Bed. Knobs & no broomsticks."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of junk mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a collection of chat rooms with a remote chance of some rudies attached.

I mean, if you want rudies I can send you my flaps akimbo

Dare ya

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Take me down to Purgatory City,

Where the vibe's obscene but the Forum's pretty.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict"

LOVE that song! Great reference.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Come with me and you will see a world of imagination.

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