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Pubic lice almost wiped out thanks to the popularity of bikini waxing

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By *ap Adge OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Add this to the list of ever growing reasons to praise the bikini wax - it may have made pubic lice and endangered species.

Doctors say that as pubic hair disappears, so do the crab-shaped insects that have made homes in human groins since man first appeared.

In Australia, Sydney's main sexual health clinic hasn't treated a woman with pubic lice since 2008 while male cases have fallen 80 per cent from about 100 a decade ago.

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By *ap Adge OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Even men are having their pubic hair removed in a treatment called the 'Sunga' that runs $90.

More than 80 percent of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair. And the waxing technique popularized in the 190s by a Manhattan salon run by Brazilian sisters is still trendy.

'Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations,' said Ian F. Burgess, a medical entomologist with Insect Research & Development Ltd. in Cambridge, England. 'Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.'

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

lol "environmental disaster" pmsl

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By *gchristinaTV/TS
over a year ago

london

cant we adopt a crab to help preserve the species ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose the extinction of any species is a bad thing - but really, is anyone going to shed a tear over this one's demise?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I suppose the extinction of any species is a bad thing - but really, is anyone going to shed a tear over this one's demise?"

Possibly not until we discover that they were important in the eco-system for something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if there will be a resurgence in February following the events of Fanuary?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wonder if there will be a resurgence in February following the events of Fanuary?

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Do you think all the ones from Australia will head over here too seeking sanctuary?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"cant we adopt a crab to help preserve the species ?"

Haha you first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes me itch reading things like this - like talking about the nit nurse that used to appear from time to time at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant we adopt a crab to help preserve the species ?"

I'm going to call mine 'Bob' ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant we adopt a crab to help preserve the species ?

I'm going to call mine 'Bob' .... "

Gee, thanks!

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By *gchristinaTV/TS
over a year ago

london


"cant we adopt a crab to help preserve the species ?

I'm going to call mine 'Bob' .... "

where you gonna keep him ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"cant we adopt a crab to help preserve the species ?

I'm going to call mine 'Bob' ....

where you gonna keep him ?"

Could we get match boxes with all the discarded pubic hair and make little beds for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant just have one - get lonely

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i would like two so they have some company,a matchbox bed of pubes sounds ideal

just think no dog walking in cold weather

cheap to feed

an no worries when you are going away,just take it with you

an ideal pet me thinks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i would like two so they have some company,a matchbox bed of pubes sounds ideal

just think no dog walking in cold weather

cheap to feed

an no worries when you are going away,just take it with you

an ideal pet me thinks"

Do we help the foreign ones too or just British pubic lice that find themselves homeless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will be an advert on T.V soon,

Just £17.50 a month and you can adopt a pubic lice.

We will send you detailed monthly images and news letters of how your lice is doing plus a free bangle to show everyone you support this cause.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There will be an advert on T.V soon,

Just £17.50 a month and you can adopt a pubic lice.

We will send you detailed monthly images and news letters of how your lice is doing plus a free bangle to show everyone you support this cause."

£17.50 a month - that's more than the donkey's ask for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There will be an advert on T.V soon,

Just £17.50 a month and you can adopt a pubic lice.

We will send you detailed monthly images and news letters of how your lice is doing plus a free bangle to show everyone you support this cause.

£17.50 a month - that's more than the donkey's ask for!"

Inflation!

Plus, I added a bit extra as thought it might be a tad hard to hand feed one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I might know someone that would deserve this for christmas

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I want to help train crabs for the blind.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I want to help train crabs for the blind..... "

It might be tricky to harness them. If anyone can do it, you can Granny.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I want to help train crabs for the blind.....

It might be tricky to harness them. If anyone can do it, you can Granny."

Thank you for your faith ... blind faith ...... arf arf....

I'm having trouble getting them to bring the balls back ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did this info come from the Sydney place i keep seeing warnings about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh I might know someone that would deserve this for christmas "

a haaa - a crab is for life remember not just for xmas

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"cant we adopt a crab to help preserve the species ?

I'm going to call mine 'Bob' .... "

Can I adopt one too. I will make it a nice little home in an ice cream tub with all the hair pulled off my brush for a bed. That's my brush for the hair on my head in case any one is wondering!

I would call mine Lucy

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where did this info come from the Sydney place i keep seeing warnings about?"

You see !!!!!!

All the info gathering has paid off at last.

All those that posted keep off my profile should hang their heads in shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys are hilarious.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"i would like two so they have some company,a matchbox bed of pubes sounds ideal

just think no dog walking in cold weather

cheap to feed

an no worries when you are going away,just take it with you

an ideal pet me thinks

Do we help the foreign ones too or just British pubic lice that find themselves homeless?"
i think we should stick with the british ones for the time being,gonna call mine pablo and pube

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