FabSwingers.com forum: Is this Mrs I’m talking to?

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Of course it is, I’m tapping this out with my freshly manicured French tipped nails one handed whilst casually running a finger over my the super thin material of my white blouse covered nipples with the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables

I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.

I mean girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables

I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.

I mean girl

Didn’t fancy the pineapple then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables

I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.

I mean girl

If it really is Mrs then : -

You should be frothing at tue minge because I messaged you

Ready to meet me in 10 mins

Appreciate the dick pic

Not reject me

Meet alone

I’m in your area so you must want me

Do all the above apply?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I bet you look good in your stockings OP

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables

I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.

I mean girl

Didn’t fancy the pineapple then?"

Nah, Pineapples are just for social media these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can never be too sure.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables

I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.

I mean girl

If it really is Mrs then : -

You should be frothing at tue minge because I messaged you

Ready to meet me in 10 mins

Appreciate the dick pic

Not reject me

Meet alone

I’m in your area so you must want me

Do all the above apply?

It’s like you can see into my soul, you’re so different.

Really refreshing to receive such a unique message.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I bet you look good in your stockings OP

Dancing to electro pop like a house wife from 1984

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Can never be too sure. "

It’s always the mrs unless you wanna talk to the mr, then it’s always the mr, but mainly it’s the internet

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That's a shame, I was hoping it was the Mr, bashing one out while we chatted about the weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the hot one.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Don't tell the Mr, okay Mrs? That's really important.

I've always fancied the Mrs more.

Don't really know the Mr, hardly spoken to him.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"That's a shame, I was hoping it was the Mr, bashing one out while we chatted about the weather."

They do say it’ll be nice tomorrow with lots of sunshine arggggghhhhh (aubergine)

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I want the hot one with the beautiful penis. "

He’s tapping this reply one handed with his freshly brown sauce and egg yolk stained finger nails whilst scratching his arse with the other

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Lovely dong on you, Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always the Mrs... But then they always 'nip out to the shops' as soon as we ask them to prove it.

It's crazy how these things work!

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By *ubbyandHisHotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I only wanna talk to & meet your Mrs

instablock

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Don't tell the Mr, okay Mrs? That's really important.

I've always fancied the Mrs more.

Don't really know the Mr, hardly spoken to him. "

It’s a good job he can’t see this as contrary to common belief he does actually have feelings.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Lovely dong on you, Mrs.

I love it when you compliment my vulva

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It's always the Mrs... But then they always 'nip out to the shops' as soon as we ask them to prove it.

It's crazy how these things work! "

She’s actually just nipped out to volunteer at our local church jamboree

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Lovely dong on you, Mrs.

I love it when you compliment my vulva

I love it when you guys use the word of the day tissue paper I got you

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I only wanna talk to & meet your Mrs

instablock "

You can’t really blame people though… if your mr is anything like the one here he’s probably still sat in bed covered in crumbs demanding another brew before he’ll get up!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I bet you look good in your stockings OP

Dancing to electro pop like a house wife from 1984"

Please send me the video

Then I can caress my own quimaculate lady garden with my beautifully manicured ladylike fingers

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Of course it is, I’m tapping this out with my freshly manicured French tipped nails one handed whilst casually running a finger over my the super thin material of my white blouse covered nipples with the other.

Well if it’s not, the manicured nails on skimpy white blouse wouldn’t have quite the same impact with your other half doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAO the Mr did you watch the footy last night?

FAO Mrs fancy a bit of cake, coffee and cunnilingus?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hi. It's me again.

Can you please tell the Mr I love him lots and there's not many people I'd send photos to and he means the world to me?

I'm really hoping this makes him smile and also make this face

Thank you.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"That's a shame, I was hoping it was the Mr, bashing one out while we chatted about the weather.

They do say it’ll be nice tomorrow with lots of sunshine arggggghhhhh (aubergine)"

Nice try, Mrs, but he's more like (marrow).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, it's Mrs.

Mr is on his collar and lead between my legs, eating me out while I exchange pleasantries with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables

I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.

I mean girl

Mmmm I'm fingering my moist vagina and thinking of your carrot. My massive breasts are covered in baby oil waiting to be pressed against your massive breasts.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Lovely dong on you, Mrs.

I love it when you compliment my vulva

I love it when you guys use the word of the day tissue paper I got you

I use it every morning my little speculum chum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fairness, who posted the op?

The M or F from the profile?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I bet you look good in your stockings OP

Dancing to electro pop like a house wife from 1984

Please send me the video

Then I can caress my own quimaculate lady garden with my beautifully manicured ladylike fingers

Quimaculate

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Well if it’s not, the manicured nails on skimpy white blouse wouldn’t have quite the same impact with your other half doing it

Fancy a bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this missus?... Can I talk to missus please?.. yeah, just want to talk to missus, mate.. Can missus reply?.. This is for missus..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables

I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.

I mean girl

Didn’t fancy the pineapple then?

Nah, Pineapples are just for social media these days."

And an exotic fruit salad, but not pizza

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Hi. It's me again.

Can you please tell the Mr I love him lots and there's not many people I'd send photos to and he means the world to me?

I'm really hoping this makes him smile and also make this face

Thank you."

But not

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Already had this message, this morning!

Along with, "Your (sic) a lucky guy"!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Always makes me laugh when I say no thanks to guys, as I know C wouldn’t find them attractive and they come back with ‘bet she wouldn’t have said no’…erm, you’ve got a leaking cock as a profile pic or you look like Capt Caveman and you don’t fit any of our desires but you crack on

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Depending on my mood I never give my identity away. But most of the time I tell them that “ no she’s in the loft, giving the victims their daily bread allowance “. Nobody has ever replied.

But I have made a few guys cum on the assumption they’re talking to the mrs. Very disappointed after they find out they shot their load to a man. Egos have been bruised.

The mr

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