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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's my first day off, F has gone to work and left a lengthy list of things to do!

So,

Do I sack it off and stay in bed or get my lazy arse out of bed and crack on? "

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

How did you lose the list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of bed, fly around at high speed and get the jobs all done then sit and relax afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's my first day off, F has gone to work and left a lengthy list of things to do!

So,

Do I sack it off and stay in bed or get my lazy arse out of bed and crack on! "

Or alternatively start a thread that could occupy you for an hour or three....

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

It’s raining. Nothing gets done when it’s raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if you want sex later I guess?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'd say if you want to stay in her good books start making a start on it sooner you start sooner you finish otherwise it's the couch

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Work out how bad it would be if you didn't attempt the list to the joy of a lazy day. And remember it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission lol

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

When she gets back, tell her you know how much she enjoys the jobs on the list and that you saved them so you can do them together.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Both. Do stuff for a bit, dick about on here for a bit, repeat.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suggest you make a start, sharpish.

F

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Would it make a difference if you rearranged all the furniture could be a great distraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw some water on the ceiling, make sure o causes a wet patch. Then do fuck all.

Send a text saying there is a water leak in the loft, but you will have fixed it by the time they are home.

Aaand relax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends if you want sex later I guess? "

You offering? F is out of commission

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Whatever you do, don't start a thread about it in the Lounge where she is likely to see it.

Oh...

Erm...

Doesn't matter what you do. You're a dead man now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's my first day off, F has gone to work and left a lengthy list of things to do!

So,

Do I sack it off and stay in bed or get my lazy arse out of bed and crack on? "

Get up, crack on, finish and be the hero when she returns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever you do, don't start a thread about it in the Lounge where she is likely to see it.

Oh...

Erm...

Doesn't matter what you do. You're a dead man now."

Erm or that lol

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Can you squeeze it all into an hour before the good lady returns? That’s what I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw some water on the ceiling, make sure o causes a wet patch. Then do fuck all.

Send a text saying there is a water leak in the loft, but you will have fixed it by the time they are home.

Aaand relax"

This idea I LOVE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whatever you do, don't start a thread about it in the Lounge where she is likely to see it.

Oh...

Erm...

Doesn't matter what you do. You're a dead man now."

I made it out of bed and fed the kids and dogs, I'm allowed a break now right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever you do, don't start a thread about it in the Lounge where she is likely to see it.

Oh...

Erm...

Doesn't matter what you do. You're a dead man now.

I made it out of bed and fed the kids and dogs, I'm allowed a break now right "

Should have got the kids to feed the dogs. Optimise your time, man!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Whatever you do, don't start a thread about it in the Lounge where she is likely to see it.

Oh...

Erm...

Doesn't matter what you do. You're a dead man now.

I made it out of bed and fed the kids and dogs, I'm allowed a break now right "

You were... did you have it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was only an hour ago .... he's still on his break. Ibthink I hear him snoring

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"That was only an hour ago .... he's still on his break. Ibthink I hear him snoring"

She gonna kill him dead...

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