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Which one makes you roll your eyes most?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it the preferences threads?

The gym bods/dad bods/any other bods threads?

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads?

The this site is full of fakes threads?

The what’s wrong with my profile threads?

The phone for chat about my wife threads?

More threads than a tailors floor

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

The which one makes you roll your eyes threads

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

All of those threads make my eyes roll. Lately there’s been so many of them that my eyes are in a perpetual rolling state.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The which one makes you roll your eyes threads "

Nooooo, you’re telling me this one’s been done before?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All of those threads make my eyes roll. Lately there’s been so many of them that my eyes are in a perpetual rolling state. "

Have they rolled back enough to see behind you yet

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The rate your husband threads. There's been far too many of them lately

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Is it the preferences threads?

The gym bods/dad bods/any other bods threads?

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads?

The this site is full of fakes threads?

The what’s wrong with my profile threads?

The phone for chat about my wife threads?

More threads than a tailors floor "

AOTA

A

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"All of those threads make my eyes roll. Lately there’s been so many of them that my eyes are in a perpetual rolling state.

Have they rolled back enough to see behind you yet "

Slowly getting there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The which one makes you roll your eyes threads "

This one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it the preferences threads?

The gym bods/dad bods/any other bods threads?

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads?

The this site is full of fakes threads?

The what’s wrong with my profile threads?

The phone for chat about my wife threads?

More threads than a tailors floor

AOTA

A"

Oh I forgot the one about too many men!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The rate your husband threads. There's been far too many of them lately "

They’re all crap. The end

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

It has to be the Virus threads.

So many social media experts that we can't see the need for doctors anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phone chat about wives threads always make me cringe tbf, I find them creepy.

Other threads not so, people are generally looking for advice however tiresome it is for others to read.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The which one makes you roll your eyes threads

This one "

You go sit in the naughty corner with Harriet and Sam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads don't, people do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It has to be the Virus threads.

So many social media experts that we can't see the need for doctors anymore. "

But my aunty Pauline said that turmeric cures the virus and she got it off fb so I’m not getting the jab, I’m eating turmeric

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Threads don't, people do.

"

Thanks.

Goldie looking chain stuck in my head now

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Chat about wives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The phone chat about wives threads always make me cringe tbf, I find them creepy.

Other threads not so, people are generally looking for advice however tiresome it is for others to read.

"

What do they chat about? How good she is at hoovering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads don't, people do.

Thanks.

Goldie looking chain stuck in my head now "

And my work here is done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thread was made too early and got bogged down by these types of shizzle threads

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"The rate your husband threads. There's been far too many of them lately

They’re all crap. The end "

The threads, or the husbands?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The I'm entitled to a reply to my messages and no one's giving me one posts.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Threads don't, people do.

"

Guns don’t kill people, rabbits do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag pint avoid pint avoid shag avoid fuck shag pint shag avoid fuckety avoiding pints... sure you know the ones...

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"Threads don't, people do.

Thanks.

Goldie looking chain stuck in my head now "

Your mother’s got a penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chat about wives "

Do you need a wife to join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The what's your favourite blah blah blah.

Who gives a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My thread was made too early and got bogged down by these types of shizzle threads "

Soz (not soz)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The I'm entitled to a reply to my messages and no one's giving me one posts.

Mrs "

Ooh good entry!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

None of them, I love ALL the threads

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I bet this doesn't get to 175

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Is it the preferences threads?

The gym bods/dad bods/any other bods threads?

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads?

The this site is full of fakes threads?

The what’s wrong with my profile threads?

The phone for chat about my wife threads?

More threads than a tailors floor

AOTA

A

Oh I forgot the one about too many men! "

There's never too many men.

My lighthearted answer would be the ones where people ask for profile advice when they've got 'borrowed' photos on their profile.

My serious eye rolls are saved for the 'it's not fair, I'm not like the others' rants blaming anyone and everyone of the same gender for ruining their fab experiences, whilst simultaneously displaying the negqtive characteristics that people commonly mention that put them off, and then claiming there's a conspiracy by women and couples to demonise people with penii.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shag pint avoid pint avoid shag avoid fuck shag pint shag avoid fuckety avoiding pints... sure you know the ones... "

Yeah but would you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The what's your favourite blah blah blah.

Who gives a fuck "

Feeds the need for attention

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By *uckrutCouple
over a year ago

Dallas

Chat about wife. jtm

Welcome pvt reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None of them, I love ALL the threads "

You’re a wee fibber

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"The which one makes you roll your eyes threads "

Dis. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet this doesn't get to 175 "

I bet you a biscuit it does

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Threads don't, people do.

Thanks.

Goldie looking chain stuck in my head now

Your mother’s got a penis?"

That’s stuck somewhere further south.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it the preferences threads?

The gym bods/dad bods/any other bods threads?

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads?

The this site is full of fakes threads?

The what’s wrong with my profile threads?

The phone for chat about my wife threads?

More threads than a tailors floor

AOTA

A

Oh I forgot the one about too many men!

There's never too many men.

My lighthearted answer would be the ones where people ask for profile advice when they've got 'borrowed' photos on their profile.

My serious eye rolls are saved for the 'it's not fair, I'm not like the others' rants blaming anyone and everyone of the same gender for ruining their fab experiences, whilst simultaneously displaying the negqtive characteristics that people commonly mention that put them off, and then claiming there's a conspiracy by women and couples to demonise people with penii.

A"

But there is down with the penii!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chat about wife. jtm

Welcome pvt reply"

I’m gonna get in on the next one and slag off my imaginary wife’s washing up skills

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Is it the preferences threads?

The gym bods/dad bods/any other bods threads?

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads?

The this site is full of fakes threads?

The what’s wrong with my profile threads?

The phone for chat about my wife threads?

More threads than a tailors floor

AOTA

A

Oh I forgot the one about too many men!

There's never too many men.

My lighthearted answer would be the ones where people ask for profile advice when they've got 'borrowed' photos on their profile.

My serious eye rolls are saved for the 'it's not fair, I'm not like the others' rants blaming anyone and everyone of the same gender for ruining their fab experiences, whilst simultaneously displaying the negqtive characteristics that people commonly mention that put them off, and then claiming there's a conspiracy by women and couples to demonise people with penii.

A

But there is down with the penii! "

Now I'm humming 'down with the trumpets' in my head but the word trumpets doesn't appear.....

A

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"My thread was made too early and got bogged down by these types of shizzle threads "

I just looked it up with the intention of bumping it for you but it’s one of them ‘do you play any kinky games’ threads that make me roll my eyes so I haven’t bumped it.

Have a nice day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shag pint avoid pint avoid shag avoid fuck shag pint shag avoid fuckety avoiding pints... sure you know the ones...

Yeah but would you "

Well as you've got the day off and might be at a loose end...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The which one makes you roll your eyes threads

Dis. ^

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it the preferences threads?

The gym bods/dad bods/any other bods threads?

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads?

The this site is full of fakes threads?

The what’s wrong with my profile threads?

The phone for chat about my wife threads?

More threads than a tailors floor

AOTA

A

Oh I forgot the one about too many men!

There's never too many men.

My lighthearted answer would be the ones where people ask for profile advice when they've got 'borrowed' photos on their profile.

My serious eye rolls are saved for the 'it's not fair, I'm not like the others' rants blaming anyone and everyone of the same gender for ruining their fab experiences, whilst simultaneously displaying the negqtive characteristics that people commonly mention that put them off, and then claiming there's a conspiracy by women and couples to demonise people with penii.

A

But there is down with the penii!

Now I'm humming 'down with the trumpets' in my head but the word trumpets doesn't appear.....

A"

Rizzle kicks

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I want to nominate "Anyone wants to wank over my wife" thread please

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Chat about wives

Do you need a wife to join in? "

My wife does all the dirty talking herself no need for no random men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Now I'm humming 'down with the trumpets' in my head but the word trumpets doesn't appear.....

A

Rizzle kicks "

Rizzle Kicks Pint Avoid...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to nominate "Anyone wants to wank over my wife" thread please "

Yeah, how does this actually work? Is it in their imagination? Do they get a pic emailed over? Do they all go round to the ops house and sit in a circle with the wife in the middle?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

TOT......said nobody, ever

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

What about the needle thread....thats the worst one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TOT......said nobody, ever "

There are some which are of course well worth getting up for....

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The phone for a chat about my wife

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The phone chat about wives threads always make me cringe tbf, I find them creepy.

Other threads not so, people are generally looking for advice however tiresome it is for others to read.

What do they chat about? How good she is at hoovering? "

I commented this yesterday on one of the many wife chat threads. The thread was pulled for some reason so I can only imagine the dark turn it took. But the OP slid into DMs asking we wanted to wife chat. I asked him to keep it on the forum but I asked if it's basically a wank chat and he said yes.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TOT......said nobody, ever "

Erm, actually this one.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"It has to be the Virus threads.

So many social media experts that we can't see the need for doctors anymore. "

This

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I bet this doesn't get to 175

I bet you a biscuit it does "

You've got a bet

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"TOT......said nobody, ever

Erm, actually this one. "

Spoilsport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men toilet pics

STOP IT.

No woman thought, Oh I know I'm gunna scroll through endless cock pics hoping to find a toilet cock pic

and.... what's wrong with my profile thread Is my answer to your question haha

Mrs C xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TOT......said nobody, ever

Erm, actually this one.

Spoilsport. "

It's probably the only one that gives me actually shudders, not the nice kind.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Men toilet pics

STOP IT.

No woman thought, Oh I know I'm gunna scroll through endless cock pics hoping to find a toilet cock pic

and.... what's wrong with my profile thread Is my answer to your question haha

Mrs C xx "

There's lots of ladies pics at the local spoons. Personally, not for me, so get your point

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My actual answer is the Snog, Shag Avoid threads where it's just a bunch of sausages avoiding each other until a woman comes in and they all accidentally say shag to each other in their haste to be first.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"TOT......said nobody, ever "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads that moan about threads OMG lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about the needle thread....thats the worst one x"

Not seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TOT......said nobody, ever "

Sorry, i need educating...TOT??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The phone chat about wives threads always make me cringe tbf, I find them creepy.

Other threads not so, people are generally looking for advice however tiresome it is for others to read.

What do they chat about? How good she is at hoovering?

I commented this yesterday on one of the many wife chat threads. The thread was pulled for some reason so I can only imagine the dark turn it took. But the OP slid into DMs asking we wanted to wife chat. I asked him to keep it on the forum but I asked if it's basically a wank chat and he said yes.

J"

I mean each to their own but does the wife not get asked first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet this doesn't get to 175

I bet you a biscuit it does

You've got a bet "

Decent biscuit too, jammy dodger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men toilet pics

STOP IT.

No woman thought, Oh I know I'm gunna scroll through endless cock pics hoping to find a toilet cock pic

and.... what's wrong with my profile thread Is my answer to your question haha

Mrs C xx "

They just open themselves up for carnage don’t they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TOT......said nobody, ever

Sorry, i need educating...TOT?? "

TITS OUT TUESDAY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My actual answer is the Snog, Shag Avoid threads where it's just a bunch of sausages avoiding each other until a woman comes in and they all accidentally say shag to each other in their haste to be first.

J"

Then there’s a big run of deleted comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we have missed the "is a guy straight if he fucks a TV" threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Threads that moan about threads OMG lol"

Omg right

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"TOT......said nobody, ever

Sorry, i need educating...TOT?? "

Ladies revealing their chesticles on Tursday. It's rather good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"TOT......said nobody, ever

Sorry, i need educating...TOT?? "

Toilets On Tour

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Tuesday, even

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we have missed the "is a guy straight if he fucks a TV" threads "

And why do so many straight guys want to suck me off

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I bet this doesn't get to 175

I bet you a biscuit it does

You've got a bet

Decent biscuit too, jammy dodger "

So demanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TOT......said nobody, ever

Sorry, i need educating...TOT??

Ladies revealing their chesticles on Tursday. It's rather good "

Ahhhh, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet this doesn't get to 175

I bet you a biscuit it does

You've got a bet

Decent biscuit too, jammy dodger

So demanding "

A bets a bet Pp, get down the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have missed the "is a guy straight if he fucks a TV" threads

And why do so many straight guys want to suck me off "

Yes ... could lump them into a generic "over analysis of labels" threads category

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My actual answer is the Snog, Shag Avoid threads where it's just a bunch of sausages avoiding each other until a woman comes in and they all accidentally say shag to each other in their haste to be first.

J"

This one. Yep. This is the one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The why won't anyone give me a chance thread, too many men, it's not fair, women get all the choice, I'm a nice guy, some guys get all the luck, top 5%, elite shaggers, Chad bullshit

When someone asks advice but then argues about it

I actually don't mind when someone asks for advice on the profile and then listens instead of argues. I especially love it when I see newbie in clubs for a similar process , watching them make connections is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any thread that gets taken over by horrific flirting when their private inboxes are obviously broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of the above. I’d rather see it online than in person

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Any thread that gets taken over by horrific flirting when their private inboxes are obviously broken."

J

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I think we have missed the "is a guy straight if he fucks a TV" threads

And why do so many straight guys want to suck me off "

Yeah that annoys me haha ..

I mean they're only human but still

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Threads don't, people do.

"

Stop stealing my thoughts before I have them ffs

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The this site is full of fakes threads

Because it's not, but it does question why say it and still be here

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Any kind of appreciation/dedication threads to a specific user. Just a bunch of wanky bollocks and it makes me cringe if they didn't know about it.

The "Why won't they meet Asian men" threads because you get the same arguments every time.

The gym bod or dad bod threads. Mostly started by those who have dad bods to feel better about themselves and commented by those who don't want to look conceited by preferring "gym bid"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Any kind of appreciation/dedication threads to a specific user. Just a bunch of wanky bollocks and it makes me cringe if they didn't know about it.

The "Why won't they meet Asian men" threads because you get the same arguments every time.

The gym bod or dad bod threads. Mostly started by those who have dad bods to feel better about themselves and commented by those who don't want to look conceited by preferring "gym bid" "

Imma go post a Joe Beans Appreciation thread

J

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Any kind of appreciation/dedication threads to a specific user. Just a bunch of wanky bollocks and it makes me cringe if they didn't know about it.

The "Why won't they meet Asian men" threads because you get the same arguments every time.

The gym bod or dad bod threads. Mostly started by those who have dad bods to feel better about themselves and commented by those who don't want to look conceited by preferring "gym bid"

Imma go post a Joe Beans Appreciation thread

J"

Please, for the love of God, do not

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"TOT......said nobody, ever

Sorry, i need educating...TOT??

Ladies revealing their chesticles on Tursday. It's rather good

Ahhhh, thank you.

"

Is Tursday actually Tuesday or Thursday though?

I don't want to be flopping the moobs out on the wrong day of the week now do I?

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The why won't anyone give me a chance thread, too many men, it's not fair, women get all the choice, I'm a nice guy, some guys get all the luck, top 5%, elite shaggers, Chad bullshit

When someone asks advice but then argues about it

I actually don't mind when someone asks for advice on the profile and then listens instead of argues. I especially love it when I see newbie in clubs for a similar process , watching them make connections is lovely "

That elite shaggers thing was bonkers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any thread that gets taken over by horrific flirting when their private inboxes are obviously broken."

Takes note

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we have missed the "is a guy straight if he fucks a TV" threads

And why do so many straight guys want to suck me off

Yeah that annoys me haha ..

I mean they're only human but still "

I mean I can imagine it’s annoying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The this site is full of fakes threads

Because it's not, but it does question why say it and still be here "

Because they’re already banned from fb

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Imma go post a Joe Beans Appreciation thread

J

Please, for the love of God, do not "

I'm not really. I did briefly consider winding you up with a "The Best Beans" thread and then making it about coffee.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any kind of appreciation/dedication threads to a specific user. Just a bunch of wanky bollocks and it makes me cringe if they didn't know about it.

The "Why won't they meet Asian men" threads because you get the same arguments every time.

The gym bod or dad bod threads. Mostly started by those who have dad bods to feel better about themselves and commented by those who don't want to look conceited by preferring "gym bid" "

How about the dad bods that aren’t actually dads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any kind of appreciation/dedication threads to a specific user. Just a bunch of wanky bollocks and it makes me cringe if they didn't know about it.

The "Why won't they meet Asian men" threads because you get the same arguments every time.

The gym bod or dad bod threads. Mostly started by those who have dad bods to feel better about themselves and commented by those who don't want to look conceited by preferring "gym bid"

Imma go post a Joe Beans Appreciation thread

J"

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"TOT......said nobody, ever

Sorry, i need educating...TOT??

Ladies revealing their chesticles on Tursday. It's rather good

Ahhhh, thank you.

Is Tursday actually Tuesday or Thursday though?

I don't want to be flopping the moobs out on the wrong day of the week now do I?

A"

Just get em out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that turn into custard fests!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The ones that turn into custard fests!"

Shots fired

J

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Imma go post a Joe Beans Appreciation thread

J

Please, for the love of God, do not

I'm not really. I did briefly consider winding you up with a "The Best Beans" thread and then making it about coffee.

J"

Now THAT is a thread I can get on board with being the pretentious dick that I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ones that turn into custard fests!"

Ah there’s always one!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm not really. I did briefly consider winding you up with a "The Best Beans" thread and then making it about coffee.

J

Now THAT is a thread I can get on board with being the pretentious dick that I am "

I would be all over that thread too. Bring on the coffee wankfest.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Any thread that deliberately excludes by referring to one type of person as 'real'.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Real Nicecouples don’t live at number 561.

Discuss…

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"The this site is full of fakes threads

Because it's not, but it does question why say it and still be here

Because they’re already banned from fb "

And most likely tinder and rest. I wouldn't mind getting banned obviously with you gotta be worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any thread that deliberately excludes by referring to one type of person as 'real'. "

There’s a lot of exclusionary threads aren’t there

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm not really. I did briefly consider winding you up with a "The Best Beans" thread and then making it about coffee.

J

Now THAT is a thread I can get on board with being the pretentious dick that I am

I would be all over that thread too. Bring on the coffee wankfest."

OK, it is done. Don't let it die please.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Real Nicecouples don’t live at number 561.

Discuss…"

That’s a long old road!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Any thread that deliberately excludes by referring to one type of person as 'real'.

There’s a lot of exclusionary threads aren’t there "

Yep!

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

The 'fun' threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The needy threads make me . "Why can't get a meetI, what's wrong with me, my dick isn't big enough". We all have insecurities - we don't all whine about them on a public forum.

...I feel better now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The this site is full of fakes threads

Because it's not, but it does question why say it and still be here

Because they’re already banned from fb

And most likely tinder and rest. I wouldn't mind getting banned obviously with you gotta be worth it "

I’m surprised how many get banned tbh!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't actually roll my eyes at any of the threads. But I'm not a fan of the ones where people feel the need to make comments that put other people down, for how they look, how they act, their beliefs, what they type and how they use the forum.

There's no need, just scooch along. Don't like seeing flirting, just scroll on by. Don't like a certain type of thread, don't open it. I'm not naive enough to think that everyone should or can be nice to everyone else all the time, but one of the great things about having to write everything down instead of speaking it is that actually you have the chance to take it back and not upset someone else before you commit.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"The this site is full of fakes threads

Because it's not, but it does question why say it and still be here

Because they’re already banned from fb

And most likely tinder and rest. I wouldn't mind getting banned obviously with you gotta be worth it

I’m surprised how many get banned tbh!"

But it's all good. You make it sound like you have numbers if can't behave it's the ejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None make my eyes roll at all

As far as I’m aware it’s a public forum open to all

Well I thought it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None make my eyes roll at all

As far as I’m aware it’s a public forum open to all

Well I thought it was

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None make my eyes roll at all

As far as I’m aware it’s a public forum open to all

Well I thought it was

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages that list all the things they want to do to me . Most of them I wouldn't enjoy. Usually copy and paste and don't even start with hello.

Oh and are often accompanied by a picture that I really wish I hadn't seen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't actually roll my eyes at any of the threads. But I'm not a fan of the ones where people feel the need to make comments that put other people down, for how they look, how they act, their beliefs, what they type and how they use the forum.

There's no need, just scooch along. Don't like seeing flirting, just scroll on by. Don't like a certain type of thread, don't open it. I'm not naive enough to think that everyone should or can be nice to everyone else all the time, but one of the great things about having to write everything down instead of speaking it is that actually you have the chance to take it back and not upset someone else before you commit."

Ah we’re only human tho arent we

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

It's an experience.

The threads people make give me an Insight into their state of mind.

Some replies make me think about my position on the subject.

Bless you chicken xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's an experience.

The threads people make give me an Insight into their state of mind.

Some replies make me think about my position on the subject.

Bless you chicken xx"

That’s a very nice way to look at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm heading out soon. By the time I'm back I'm expecting the thread to be close to its legal limit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages that list all the things they want to do to me . Most of them I wouldn't enjoy. Usually copy and paste and don't even start with hello.

Oh and are often accompanied by a picture that I really wish I hadn't seen. "

You had coffee table man yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Messages that list all the things they want to do to me . Most of them I wouldn't enjoy. Usually copy and paste and don't even start with hello.

Oh and are often accompanied by a picture that I really wish I hadn't seen. "

Quite often the first line is enough to know not to open the message and have your eyes burnt by god knows what

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Shag pint avoid pint avoid shag avoid fuck shag pint shag avoid fuckety avoiding pints... sure you know the ones... "

Oh yeah, those ones where people ignore my post and reply to the hot woman three replies up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm heading out soon. By the time I'm back I'm expecting the thread to be close to its legal limit... "

Depends how long you’re out for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shag pint avoid pint avoid shag avoid fuck shag pint shag avoid fuckety avoiding pints... sure you know the ones...

Oh yeah, those ones where people ignore my post and reply to the hot woman three replies up? "

....or where the guys delete their reply which was intended for the woman who posted last, but another guy has been quicker and posted before them

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The does size matter it's an ego or ego flop

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Shag pint avoid pint avoid shag avoid fuck shag pint shag avoid fuckety avoiding pints... sure you know the ones...

Oh yeah, those ones where people ignore my post and reply to the hot woman three replies up?

....or where the guys delete their reply which was intended for the woman who posted last, but another guy has been quicker and posted before them"

Happens comment jumping why not just roll with it forums are supposed to be fun

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually roll my eyes at any of the threads. But I'm not a fan of the ones where people feel the need to make comments that put other people down, for how they look, how they act, their beliefs, what they type and how they use the forum.

There's no need, just scooch along. Don't like seeing flirting, just scroll on by. Don't like a certain type of thread, don't open it. I'm not naive enough to think that everyone should or can be nice to everyone else all the time, but one of the great things about having to write everything down instead of speaking it is that actually you have the chance to take it back and not upset someone else before you commit.

Ah we’re only human tho arent we "

We are. And as such we all slip occasionally. But sometimes it's more than that I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The click bait ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll my eyes at -

Trolls

People who want to spend hours arguing on various threads

The ones who continually post sarcastic comments thinking they look cool but in-fact just look like twats

The guys who constantly blow smoke up the women’s arses on here believing it will help them win brownie points

I will probably think of 5 more once I’ve pressed ‘post message’

Yes. I spend a lot of time rolling my eyes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll my eyes at -

Trolls

People who want to spend hours arguing on various threads

The ones who continually post sarcastic comments thinking they look cool but in-fact just look like twats

The guys who constantly blow smoke up the women’s arses on here believing it will help them win brownie points

I will probably think of 5 more once I’ve pressed ‘post message’

Yes. I spend a lot of time rolling my eyes ."

I'm only guilty of 2 of those.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The ones that involves labels, were all equal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The click bait ones "

Oh yes those

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roll my eyes at -

Trolls

People who want to spend hours arguing on various threads

The ones who continually post sarcastic comments thinking they look cool but in-fact just look like twats

The guys who constantly blow smoke up the women’s arses on here believing it will help them win brownie points

I will probably think of 5 more once I’ve pressed ‘post message’

Yes. I spend a lot of time rolling my eyes ."

Can you roll them back again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it the preferences threads?

The gym bods/dad bods/any other bods threads?

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads?

The this site is full of fakes threads?

The what’s wrong with my profile threads?

The phone for chat about my wife threads?

More threads than a tailors floor "

All of them tbh

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

There’s a facility often overlooked:

The ability to scroll past a thread you don’t want to read.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

What's your favourite color cat? American version.

Sick to the back teeth with that one.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"There’s a facility often overlooked:

The ability to scroll past a thread you don’t want to read. "

Yes but you need to click for further information

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it the preferences threads?

The gym bods/dad bods/any other bods threads?

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads?

The this site is full of fakes threads?

The what’s wrong with my profile threads?

The phone for chat about my wife threads?

More threads than a tailors floor

All of them tbh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll my eyes at -

Trolls

The ones who continually post sarcastic comments thinking they look cool but in-fact just look like twats

"

This is me, please accept my apologies

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Is it the preferences threads?

The gym bods/dad bods/any other bods threads?

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads?

The this site is full of fakes threads?

The what’s wrong with my profile threads?

The phone for chat about my wife threads?

More threads than a tailors floor "

All the above

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a facility often overlooked:

The ability to scroll past a thread you don’t want to read. "

Where’s the fun in that tho

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Still going then

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"There’s a facility often overlooked:

The ability to scroll past a thread you don’t want to read.

Where’s the fun in that tho "

But read I'm lost for words sort of Just one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The I've just got out of prison and need a fuck thread.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The I've just got out of prison and need a fuck thread.

F"

Love me a sexually frustrated bad boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm heading out soon. By the time I'm back I'm expecting the thread to be close to its legal limit...

Depends how long you’re out for "

I'm back . Very impressed by your determination to take the biscuit...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

4 of the 5, the bodies one doesn’t. But the other 4 make me want to slap people and tell them “ you do realise you’re an adult “.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still going then "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The I've just got out of prison and need a fuck thread.

F"

Not seen one of those yet!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Sycophantic,this person is amazing threads make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The why doesn’t anyone want me threads like did some guys think it was going to be easy on here

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Roll my eyes at -

Trolls

People who want to spend hours arguing on various threads

The ones who continually post sarcastic comments thinking they look cool but in-fact just look like twats

The guys who constantly blow smoke up the women’s arses on here believing it will help them win brownie points

I will probably think of 5 more once I’ve pressed ‘post message’

Yes. I spend a lot of time rolling my eyes ."

Yep agree with this chap, especially the bit about the “white knighters” . I would also add threads starting with “Why do you men ……” !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages that list all the things they want to do to me . Most of them I wouldn't enjoy. Usually copy and paste and don't even start with hello.

Oh and are often accompanied by a picture that I really wish I hadn't seen.

You had coffee table man yet?"

No...I dread to think but I'm also now intrigued

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sycophantic,this person is amazing threads make me

"

Love that word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages that list all the things they want to do to me . Most of them I wouldn't enjoy. Usually copy and paste and don't even start with hello.

Oh and are often accompanied by a picture that I really wish I hadn't seen.

Quite often the first line is enough to know not to open the message and have your eyes burnt by god knows what "

You'd think after hanging out around here 10 years now I'd have learnt my lesson but rarely do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The why doesn’t anyone want me threads like did some guys think it was going to be easy on here "

Yes. Yes they do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roll my eyes at -

Trolls

People who want to spend hours arguing on various threads

The ones who continually post sarcastic comments thinking they look cool but in-fact just look like twats

The guys who constantly blow smoke up the women’s arses on here believing it will help them win brownie points

I will probably think of 5 more once I’ve pressed ‘post message’

Yes. I spend a lot of time rolling my eyes .

Yep agree with this chap, especially the bit about the “white knighters” . I would also add threads starting with “Why do you men ……” ! "

I need a white knight

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The ‘I’m leaving’ threads. Just leave FFS.

You’re only tomorrows chip paper anyway.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"The why doesn’t anyone want me threads like did some guys think it was going to be easy on here

Yes. Yes they do. "

Are some people find it hard in here then?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

List threads

Repetitive threads

Arse yodelling threads

Fanny blind threads

Virtue signalling threads

Repetitive threads

List threads

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The ‘I’m leaving’ threads. Just leave FFS.

You’re only tomorrows chip paper anyway. "

When I go...

I'm going to announce it every day for a week. Just for you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"The ‘I’m leaving’ threads. Just leave FFS.

You’re only tomorrows chip paper anyway.

When I go...

I'm going to announce it every day for a week. Just for you "

I would have already left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones where people say they rely on verifications.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

All of them to be honest

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

"There's nothing for single men" threads

Been hearing and disproving that for 10 plus years

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