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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just gave a women an umbrella which brings the total amount of women I have made wet this year to -1

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

It must’ve been a very shit umbrella then…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It must’ve been a very shit umbrella then…"

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

It will be summer soon so you can ditch the umbrellas and get your super soaker out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It will be summer soon so you can ditch the umbrellas and get your super soaker out

Which is frustrating cause the first women I soak with it brings it up to 0

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"It will be summer soon so you can ditch the umbrellas and get your super soaker out

Which is frustrating cause the first women I soak with it brings it up to 0 "

Soak 2. Winning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It will be summer soon so you can ditch the umbrellas and get your super soaker out

Which is frustrating cause the first women I soak with it brings it up to 0

Soak 2. Winning

Lmao genius

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It must’ve been a very shit umbrella then…

....."

it’s early, I confess I didn’t see the -1.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It must’ve been a very shit umbrella then…

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it’s early, I confess I didn’t see the -1.

Lol its all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It will be summer soon so you can ditch the umbrellas and get your super soaker out

Which is frustrating cause the first women I soak with it brings it up to 0

Soak 2. Winning

Lmao genius

Stand outside the bingo and soak 50 when they come out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it? "

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

Thank you

What was the orange to black ratio? What pattern was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It will be summer soon so you can ditch the umbrellas and get your super soaker out

Which is frustrating cause the first women I soak with it brings it up to 0

Soak 2. Winning

Lmao genius

Stand outside the bingo and soak 50 when they come out

Lol I don't think I have enough fluid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It will be summer soon so you can ditch the umbrellas and get your super soaker out

Which is frustrating cause the first women I soak with it brings it up to 0

Soak 2. Winning

Lmao genius

Stand outside the bingo and soak 50 when they come out

Lol I don't think I have enough fluid "

Get the proper super soakers, you can get the one with loads of spare tanks that you just change when they’re empty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

Thank you

What was the orange to black ratio? What pattern was it?"

About 70% - 30% on the black side the pattern was similar to an arrow head pattern

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It will be summer soon so you can ditch the umbrellas and get your super soaker out

Which is frustrating cause the first women I soak with it brings it up to 0

Soak 2. Winning

Lmao genius

Stand outside the bingo and soak 50 when they come out

Lol I don't think I have enough fluid

Get the proper super soakers, you can get the one with loads of spare tanks that you just change when they’re empty

You seem like you know your super soakers I shall do as you suggest!!

On an unrelated note....what bingo Hall do you attend ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

Thank you

What was the orange to black ratio? What pattern was it?

About 70% - 30% on the black side the pattern was similar to an arrow head pattern"

Oh that sounds pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It will be summer soon so you can ditch the umbrellas and get your super soaker out

Which is frustrating cause the first women I soak with it brings it up to 0

Soak 2. Winning

Lmao genius

Stand outside the bingo and soak 50 when they come out

Lol I don't think I have enough fluid

Get the proper super soakers, you can get the one with loads of spare tanks that you just change when they’re empty

You seem like you know your super soakers I shall do as you suggest!!

On an unrelated note....what bingo Hall do you attend ??"

Not telling, I don’t wanna get wet

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

Like a golf umbrella? Or not quite as big?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It will be summer soon so you can ditch the umbrellas and get your super soaker out

Which is frustrating cause the first women I soak with it brings it up to 0

Soak 2. Winning

Lmao genius

Stand outside the bingo and soak 50 when they come out

Lol I don't think I have enough fluid

Get the proper super soakers, you can get the one with loads of spare tanks that you just change when they’re empty

You seem like you know your super soakers I shall do as you suggest!!

On an unrelated note....what bingo Hall do you attend ??

Not telling, I don’t wanna get wet

Thats what they all say at first but once you're wet you'd enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

Like a golf umbrella? Or not quite as big?

Yeah exactly life a golf umbrella

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

Like a golf umbrella? Or not quite as big?

Yeah exactly life a golf umbrella

Size matters.

Why have a 12" floppy folder when you can have 36" of sturdy, rigid, massively expansive length. With a handle ribbed, for her pleasure.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

Like a golf umbrella? Or not quite as big?

Yeah exactly life a golf umbrella

Size matters.

Why have a 12" floppy folder when you can have 36" of sturdy, rigid, massively expansive length. With a handle ribbed, for her pleasure.....

Should have been their advert

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

Like a golf umbrella? Or not quite as big?

Yeah exactly life a golf umbrella

Size matters.

Why have a 12" floppy folder when you can have 36" of sturdy, rigid, massively expansive length. With a handle ribbed, for her pleasure.....

Should have been their advert

They're usually easier to get up too. I find some of the smaller ones hurt my fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

Like a golf umbrella? Or not quite as big?

Yeah exactly life a golf umbrella

Size matters.

Why have a 12" floppy folder when you can have 36" of sturdy, rigid, massively expansive length. With a handle ribbed, for her pleasure.....

Should have been their advert

They're usually easier to get up too. I find some of the smaller ones hurt my fingers.

You have to spit on it first you can't just try and get up there dry no wonder your finders Hurt you silly goose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I think this is sweet.

Plus umbrella kisses are a thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww I think this is sweet.

Plus umbrella kisses are a thing

A sacrifice was made but i would do it again

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I think a hearty pat on the back, OP, for such a chivalrous deed, despite the perforated umbrella.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

I see why you gave it away. Not an act of altruism, then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

I see why you gave it away. Not an act of altruism, then. "

And to which reason did you see? lol

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

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"What sort of umbrella was it? One of those little folding ones or was it one of the long wrap around ones?

What colour was it?

It was a large umbrella with a velcro strap (didn't fold) black with an orange pattern

I see why you gave it away. Not an act of altruism, then.

And to which reason did you see? lol "

Black with an orange pattern?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh this did make me chuckle. It’s only April! There’s still time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh this did make me chuckle. It’s only April! There’s still time!"

Lol I won't give up that easy

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