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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

What items should a Sex Injury Care Kit contain? Perhaps we should all carry one for meets, just in case.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Some smiley faced plasters for any snapped banjo strings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those inflatable ring cushions for when he “accidentally” slips it in the wrong hole.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Support bandage for sprained and twisted joints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defibular machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Analsol and a puncture repair kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defibular machine "

That could double as an e-stim!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

A speculum and a torch for retrieving lost wedding rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A speculum and a torch for retrieving lost wedding rings

....or watches.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Some smiley faced plasters for any snapped banjo strings.

Yikes. He could apply them himself

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A speculum and a torch for retrieving lost wedding rings

....or watches.

There was the woman this week who'd had an uncomfortable night and the hospital found a cockroach inside of her

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"A speculum and a torch for retrieving lost wedding rings

....or watches.

There was the woman this week who'd had an uncomfortable night and the hospital found a cockroach inside of her"

Definitely going to need a can of RAID then haha

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Needles and thread, to close up some torn skin?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A few alcoholic shots, to numb pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinegar for broken banjo's

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Vinegar for broken banjo's"

Salt too?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Lollypop sticks & surgical tape.

But being serious, the Missus (an medical expert) suggests New Skin. It's a liquid which takes the place of plasters, and seals off areas against infection without causing any real loss of movement and has less chance of ruining the mood they way a honking-great plaster would.

Not recommended for trying to completely replace foreskin following circumcised...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Arnica cream for bruised egos.

A tablespoon of reality for exaggerated claims.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD 40 in case extra lubrication is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ibuprofen gel to rub in a pulled back when you've fallen off the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arnica cream for bruised egos.

A tablespoon of reality for exaggerated claims.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some smiley faced plasters for any snapped banjo strings.

My injury kit would contain you ^_^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crutches for those walking out the bedroom like Tina Turner.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Chocolate to resort energy levels

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What items should a Sex Injury Care Kit contain? Perhaps we should all carry one for meets, just in case. "
sharp knife for cutting off cable ties, a condom minus holes, a lock pick for handcuff failure or loss of key, a gimp mask oh a plaster and a bottle of water

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"WD 40 in case extra lubrication is needed "

Or if you're old and can't get into the positions you used to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TCP for carpet burns.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"A speculum and a torch for retrieving lost wedding rings

....or watches.

… or anklets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A speculum and a torch for retrieving lost wedding rings

....or watches.

… or anklets."

...or necklaces!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Tissues. Not just for the obvious, but also to dry those tears resulting from a rejection or damaged pride.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"A speculum and a torch for retrieving lost wedding rings

....or watches.

… or anklets.

...or necklaces!"

… or belts.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Anything for pitchfork injuries, when caught shagging in some field, damaging a farmer's crops?

Polyfilla, to plug the holes?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A splint for accidental dislocations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaffa tape and Gorilla glue.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A splint for accidental dislocations

A hammer or mallet to knock a few back into place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex sounds a dangerous business on here

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

TCP.....

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"TCP....."

Dettol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A well lubricated shoehorn.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Aloe Vera for grazed ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saline eye solution in case you need to wash anything out following a misplaced cumshot

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Axl grease and teabags.

That works for any situation.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Crayons you can't have a bandage without any signatures

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