FabSwingers.com forum: Woman has cockroach removed from her vagina....

By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

The unnamed patient went to a clinic in Honduras and complained of feeling "extremely restless, agitated and sweaty" and said that she had been unable to sleep the previous night because it felt like sometimes "extremely strange" was in her vagina.

Medics took a closer look and were gobsmacked when an examination revealed that the dead insect was inside her private parts.

The cockroach was immediately removed and the woman was discharged after being checked over for injuries.

Doctors who treated the woman in Tegucigalpa were "very anxious" when they spotted the critter as it was the first time they have had to deal with such an incident.

Dr. Marco Calix - a gynaecologist who cared for the patient - said: "(The woman) said she had something unusual in her vagina.

When I introduced the speculum, I could see that it was an insect. In fact, I had to take out something like a cockroach."

Blimey

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Wasn't this done a few days ago??

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Was it apologies must have missed it...please ignore if it has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this "all over the news" and did they find a python too by any chance...?

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

I was going to give a credit to Tom, but nah

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Is this "all over the news" and did they find a python too by any chance...? "

I think they found an anaconda....

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

So thats the legendary love bug i've heard of?

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Some of the Fab menfolk need to get tips from this cockroach.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

It always puts a downer on a a meet…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockroaches like holes too

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The things some women will do to get a piece of Cock......roach.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Some of the Fab menfolk need to get tips from this cockroach."
think it was a very devious cockeroacha

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Mistaken identity. The cockroach thought that it was eating a decaying fajita not a senorita

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Was it actually what she called her husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to give a credit to Tom, but nah

Tom is obviously slacking of if he's not reported this. He's usually quite quick on the animal news stories.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I was going to give a credit to Tom, but nah

Tom is obviously slacking of if he's not reported this. He's usually quite quick on the animal news stories. "

He’s still figuring out where the village of Honduras is, if it’s outside the SE it takes him a while.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"I was going to give a credit to Tom, but nah

Tom is obviously slacking of if he's not reported this. He's usually quite quick on the animal news stories. "

It was actually Tom who posted on this a few days ago.....quite a popular post for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"….

When I introduced the speculum, I could see that it was an insect. In fact, I had to take out something like a cockroach."

Blimey"

Something ‘like ‘ a cock….roach! Did he say LIKE? It IS A F’ckin cockroach!!!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Interesting to learn that although cockroaches are thought to be capable of surviving nuclear radiation, they will die in other hostile environments.

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