FabSwingers.com forum: Status update

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the most and least enticing/engaging status that you have seen on a fab profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but

"Short work week and still looking for a distraction"

Doesn't really entice ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but

"Short work week and still looking for a distraction"

Doesn't really entice ..."

As for anything else, that would invite commenting on profiles without an explicit request and that's not allowed x

The Fab po po would arrest me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but

"Short work week and still looking for a distraction"

Doesn't really entice ...

As for anything else, that would invite commenting on profiles without an explicit request and that's not allowed x

The Fab po po would arrest me!"

Don't do it Jennie!

I think there's a new sheriff in town

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Don’t think I’ve seen any enticing ones. So many that name and moan about other people though. They make me eye roll. Nobody cares!

Mine are usually song lyrics (just to annoy my lovely friend Babs

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Someone on my hotlist looking for men on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t think I’ve seen any enticing ones. So many that name and moan about other people though. They make me eye roll. Nobody cares!

Mine are usually song lyrics (just to annoy my lovely friend Babs

). "

Mine usually moan about you to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones where they are moaning about fab or life in general..who cares lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone on my hotlist looking for men on Saturday

Something like "looking for a man to hold me down, ideally aged about 41"?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Don’t think I’ve seen any enticing ones. So many that name and moan about other people though. They make me eye roll. Nobody cares!

Mine are usually song lyrics (just to annoy my lovely friend Babs

Mine usually moan about you to be fair"

. Don’t be slipping and accidentally sitting on me though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I have now

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Something that is not enticing would read like:

"starting to think this site is full of stuck up people that won't meet"

Something that is enticing would read like:

"I love ThePerkyPumpkin, he gets me so hot I have to fan my vagina to keep it from combusting... Message me you gorgeous fuck"

That might get my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something that is not enticing would read like:

"starting to think this site is full of stuck up people that won't meet"

Something that is enticing would read like:

"I love ThePerkyPumpkin, he gets me so hot I have to fan my vagina to keep it from combusting... Message me you gorgeous fuck"

That might get my attention

Who would even consider a status update like that?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Something that is not enticing would read like:

"starting to think this site is full of stuck up people that won't meet"

Something that is enticing would read like:

"I love ThePerkyPumpkin, he gets me so hot I have to fan my vagina to keep it from combusting... Message me you gorgeous fuck"

That might get my attention

Who would even consider a status update like that?"

Oh you, you've made me blush

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Whinging is unappealing.

Plus the 'looking for BJ' selfish types

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

All the whining ones about how Fab is shit

The ones that say that women are up themselves and should be grateful for the interest

I'm bored, wanna fuck

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The moaning ones, the demanding ones, the "does no one read profiles" or "is anyone on here real"

Mrs

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"All the whining ones about how Fab is shit

The ones that say that women are up themselves and should be grateful for the interest

I'm bored, wanna fuck

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"The moaning ones, the demanding ones, the "does no one read profiles" or "is anyone on here real"

Mrs "

Yes we are real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "straight" bloke I was due to meet put up a status

" Big girth cock, looking for a man to meet tonight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "straight" bloke I was due to meet put up a status

" Big girth cock, looking for a man to meet tonight"

You turned him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one has appeared on my updates

"Looking for someone to take my man’s sloppy seconds… but shhhh he doesn’t know

currently out a drive with a wet pussy and my tits out!"

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I’ve actually stopped reading my local ones (usual moaning and 420 nonsense) but like to read my friends ones.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I regularly see things along the lines of 'who wants to drain my balls'.

And the first thing that comes to my mind is that if they're looking that bad maybe call Dr Pimplepopper...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's raining out, guaranteed a few women will write something along the lines of 'Im wet, but not the way I'd like to be'. Always has me in fits of laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘ who wants to fuck now ‘

‘ who wants to give me a blow job now’

I would like to bet that not one of such statuses have ever had the desired effect. Ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't lie you do see brilliant ones and you do see some not so brilliant ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updates in Essex

It’s what they want and are looking for

It’s there choice

Don’t take much notice to be honest except for exceptional lady who doesn’t post that often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘ who wants to fuck now ‘

‘ who wants to give me a blow job now’

I would like to bet that not one of such statuses have ever had the desired effect. Ever "

You think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh just thought of something else. Chatting to a fella a few weeks ago and it ended when I kindly asked if I could see a face pic

Last night I saw ‘ no one ever meets from this site it’s utter shite’

So purely out of curiosity I messaged again and said ‘ you never did send me that face pic’

No reply ! Who is ever going to meet someone based on 6/7 pictures of someone’s knob and nothing else

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Oooh just thought of something else. Chatting to a fella a few weeks ago and it ended when I kindly asked if I could see a face pic

Last night I saw ‘ no one ever meets from this site it’s utter shite’

So purely out of curiosity I messaged again and said ‘ you never did send me that face pic’

No reply ! Who is ever going to meet someone based on 6/7 pictures of someone’s knob and nothing else

I’ll only meet if they send me at least 10…

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