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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's been simmering for a while but this needs settling.

The tension has been building and it is time this is settled.

In the pink corner, you all know her, you all love her, Oxondavina. Is she an angel sent from South Africa? Unfortunately not, she's still alive.

In the other pink corner, with the grace of a flamingo, but sadly also the face of a flamingo its that sad old trout JennieTV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding, ding, Round 1.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/04/23 16:17:33]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 12/04/23 16:17:33]"

I am not saying Davina is thick. But when she saw a sign saying wet floor, she thought bit was an instruction

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I want to be ring girl!

Not that ring, cheeky!

Jx

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"[Safety removed by poster at 12/04/23 16:17:33]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by referee (punch below the belt) at 12/04/23 16:17:33]"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

*gasp*

Well, I wouldn't claim Jennie's arse is wide, but honestly, you could lay down some rails in there and call it the Channel Tunnel.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"*gasp*

Well, I wouldn't claim Jennie's arse is wide, but honestly, you could lay down some rails in there and call it the Channel Tunnel.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*gasp*

Well, I wouldn't claim Jennie's arse is wide, but honestly, you could lay down some rails in there and call it the Channel Tunnel.

"

Took your time getting here!

Was the stair lift broken?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"[Removed poster at 12/04/23 16:17:33]"

If only!

Love

Skinny B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw dat shade ladies. I’m gonna sit here and watch.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Who are your seconds? You need someone good at reapplying false lashes and straightening wigs.

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"*gasp*

Well, I wouldn't claim Jennie's arse is wide, but honestly, you could lay down some rails in there and call it the Channel Tunnel.

Took your time getting here!

Was the stair lift broken?"

Sorryyyy, your mobility scooter was blocking the entrance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw dat shade ladies. I’m gonna sit here and watch. "

Can someone smell fish?

(For those who don't know that's a bit of a drag compliment)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Throw dat shade ladies. I’m gonna sit here and watch.

Can someone smell fish?

(For those who don't know that's a bit of a drag compliment)"

In your case I'm willing to make an exception...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw dat shade ladies. I’m gonna sit here and watch.

Can someone smell fish?

(For those who don't know that's a bit of a drag compliment)

In your case I'm willing to make an exception..."

Wow, you are throwing them out quick fire today.

.

Did someone turn your drip up?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm not saying Jennie's ugly but badly designed buses have a back end like her face.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Throw dat shade ladies. I’m gonna sit here and watch.

Can someone smell fish?

(For those who don't know that's a bit of a drag compliment)

In your case I'm willing to make an exception...

Wow, you are throwing them out quick fire today.

.

Did someone turn your drip up?"

Speaking of drips, how nice to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are your seconds? You need someone good at reapplying false lashes and straightening wigs.

J"

False lashes?

Mine are all au naturel.

Hers however ... well she tries bless her

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh, no, that's right, you're a drip under pressure - a squirt! And that's the closest you're getting to sex this side of next millenium.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Pulls up chair*

Opens popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*gasp*

Well, I wouldn't claim Jennie's arse is wide, but honestly, you could lay down some rails in there and call it the Channel Tunnel.

"

Is that a thumbs up for Davina?

You wouldn't even touch the sides sweetie

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I beg your pardon, toothpick girl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pulls up chair*

Opens popcorn "

You might want to keep the popcorn covered ... before that one gets her snout in the trough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I beg your pardon, toothpick girl?"

I know you thought my organ was small, but I didn't realise it was playing in a cathedral!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Pulls up chair*

Opens popcorn

You might want to keep the popcorn covered ... before that one gets her snout in the trough "

Jennie, on the other hand, produces her own corn. And I don't mean the ones on her feet!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

This should be on pay per view! Fight! Flawless Victory! Whooo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This should be on pay per view! Fight! Flawless Victory! Whooo! "

She tried that.

After opening an OF account, she ended up owing ThEM money

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I beg your pardon, toothpick girl?

I know you thought my organ was small, but I didn't realise it was playing in a cathedral! "

At leastcI can get two lips around my organ. You have to settle for roses around your piano.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Bonanza....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh talking finances, that reminds me, Jennie's started sucking on a broomstick when she's having sex 'cos she can no longer afford to make both ends meat.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Is it too early to nominate a thread of the year?

I think this is going to go to all twelve rounds!

Jx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Bonanza...."

Her jokes are a bit Ponderosa...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I saw Davina on a street corner last night and asked her how much she had made.

"£23.50" she says.

When I asked which bugger had given her 50p, she said "All of them"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Bonanza....

Her jokes are a bit Ponderosa..."

And Little Joe is apparently what she calls her lil tinkie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it too early to nominate a thread of the year?

I think this is going to go to all twelve rounds!

Jx "

Fucking hope not.

Looking at her, I don't think I can keep it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw Davina on a street corner last night and asked her how much she had made.

"£23.50" she says.

When I asked which bugger had given her 50p, she said "All of them""

(Gentle applause). A burn.

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I just sit in this seat with popcorn tv roasting brilliant and all harmless fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just sit in this seat with popcorn tv roasting brilliant and all harmless fun "

If you’ve ever been around tvs or drag queens it’s our football

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I saw Davina on a street corner last night and asked her how much she had made.

"£23.50" she says.

When I asked which bugger had given her 50p, she said "All of them"

(Gentle applause). A burn. "

True. But then Jennie's rather used to that burning sensation, I'm told.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I just sit in this seat with popcorn tv roasting brilliant and all harmless fun "

Roasting? The oven hasn't been invented that would fit her arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality roasting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just sit in this seat with popcorn tv roasting brilliant and all harmless fun

If you’ve ever been around tvs or drag queens it’s our football "

Ladies and gents, give it up for Glowupdoll. The only person in the UK whose arse cheeks have separate post codes

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I just sit in this seat with popcorn tv roasting brilliant and all harmless fun

If you’ve ever been around tvs or drag queens it’s our football

Ladies and gents, give it up for Glowupdoll. The only person in the UK whose arse cheeks have separate post codes"

And lips that have "inflate to 2bar" tattooed on the inside...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just sit in this seat with popcorn tv roasting brilliant and all harmless fun

If you’ve ever been around tvs or drag queens it’s our football

Ladies and gents, give it up for Glowupdoll. The only person in the UK whose arse cheeks have separate post codes"

Says you. Last time you bent over in a g string someone shouted “guitar!”

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I just sit in this seat with popcorn tv roasting brilliant and all harmless fun

If you’ve ever been around tvs or drag queens it’s our football

Ladies and gents, give it up for Glowupdoll. The only person in the UK whose arse cheeks have separate post codes

Says you. Last time you bent over in a g string someone shouted “guitar!”"

It's the only flossing she does, apart from all the dick she sucks...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

How does one characterize a group of gurls like you? Is is a slick of trannies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"I beg your pardon, toothpick girl?"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?"

All of your ex lovers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just sit in this seat with popcorn tv roasting brilliant and all harmless fun

If you’ve ever been around tvs or drag queens it’s our football

Ladies and gents, give it up for Glowupdoll. The only person in the UK whose arse cheeks have separate post codes

Says you. Last time you bent over in a g string someone shouted “guitar!”"

G string?

Or as yours are called: "Muddy Ropes"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

All of your ex lovers..."

Thank you, I'm here all week... waiting for Jennie to think of something witty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

All of your ex lovers...

Thank you, I'm here all week... waiting for Jennie to think of something witty. "

Shhhh.

Thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

All of your ex lovers...

Thank you, I'm here all week... waiting for Jennie to think of something witty. "

Sone really funny trannys on fab, gotta say.

Just wish they were on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

All of your ex lovers...

Thank you, I'm here all week... waiting for Jennie to think of something witty. "

I am not saying you are unqualified to judge witty. But if wit were shit, you'd be constipated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

All of your ex lovers...

Thank you, I'm here all week... waiting for Jennie to think of something witty.

Shhhh.

Thinking "

…countdown theme tune…

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

All of your ex lovers...

Thank you, I'm here all week... waiting for Jennie to think of something witty.

Shhhh.

Thinking "

While she's waiting, I'll list all her good points...

.

.

Done!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

All of your ex lovers...

Thank you, I'm here all week... waiting for Jennie to think of something witty.

I am not saying you are unqualified to judge witty. But if wit were shit, you'd be constipated"

Oooooh shitty wit from a witty shit!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

All of your ex lovers...

Thank you, I'm here all week... waiting for Jennie to think of something witty.

Shhhh.

Thinking

…countdown theme tune…"

Thanks for the help Glowupdoll, but honestly, I don't need a liability.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

All of your ex lovers...

Thank you, I'm here all week... waiting for Jennie to think of something witty.

Shhhh.

Thinking

…countdown theme tune…

Thanks for the help Glowupdoll, but honestly, I don't need a liability. "

Didn't they try to rent your hair to use for concealing tanks in a war zone?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

If I had a choice of two TVs from here, it would be oxondÅvina and jENNÍE.

I would name you Bang & Olufsen™.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Classic come back D.

It's gonna be hard to top Davina.

.

.

But then, who'd wanna top Davina?

All of your ex lovers...

Thank you, I'm here all week... waiting for Jennie to think of something witty.

Shhhh.

Thinking

…countdown theme tune…

Thanks for the help Glowupdoll, but honestly, I don't need a liability. "

Accept yourself. You’ll feel better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I had a choice of two TVs from here, it would be oxondÅvina and jENNÍE.

I would name you Bang & Olufsen™. "

The little boys room is just down the corridor hun

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"If I had a choice of two TVs from here, it would be oxondÅvina and jENNÍE.

I would name you Bang & Olufsen™. "

Jennie must be Oludsen. No one would bang her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the library is open! (a drag reference)

Thankyou for putting a smile on my face ladies..after reading the two Trans threads that are ongoing I needed a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I saw Davina kicking a can down the road the other day. When I asked what she was doing she said "moving house"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"And the library is open! (a drag reference)

Thankyou for putting a smile on my face ladies..after reading the two Trans threads that are ongoing I needed a laugh.

"

Glowuodoll and Jennie are certainly laughable, it's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw Davina kicking a can down the road the other day. When I asked what she was doing she said "moving house""

Daaaaaammmmn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw Davina kicking a can down the road the other day. When I asked what she was doing she said "moving house"

Daaaaaammmmn "

she will need some Savlon for that one

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Jennie! Your must tell me who does your makeup! I haven't been to the circus in ages!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the library is open! (a drag reference)

Thankyou for putting a smile on my face ladies..after reading the two Trans threads that are ongoing I needed a laugh.

"

And the stunning Zoe. Welcome.

.

Famous for her beautiful eyes. She gets them from her equally beautiful mum you know?

.

.

Give the back Zoe, the poor old dear keeps bumping in to the furniture

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Jennie! Your must tell me who does your makeup! I haven't been to the circus in ages!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the library is open! (a drag reference)

Thankyou for putting a smile on my face ladies..after reading the two Trans threads that are ongoing I needed a laugh.

And the stunning Zoe. Welcome.

.

Famous for her beautiful eyes. She gets them from her equally beautiful mum you know?

.

.

Give the back Zoe, the poor old dear keeps bumping in to the furniture"

Oh god I think I'm just going to hide lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie! Your must tell me who does your makeup! I haven't been to the circus in ages! "

David, _4bim seems to be a fan.

.

So is his guide dog

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Zoe? Zoe!

That's what you remind me of. The neighbour hadca pet shitzu called Zoe. Awwww, bless. At least you try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the library is open! (It’s a building with lots of books in)

"

fixed it for the Davina and Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise "

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Jennie! Your must tell me who does your makeup! I haven't been to the circus in ages!

David, _4bim seems to be a fan.

.

So is his guide dog"

Would that be the one peeing on your leg, having mistaken you for a fire hydrant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise "

What!!! This is the funniest thread for ages!

You are going to be read to filth now..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie! Your must tell me who does your makeup! I haven't been to the circus in ages!

David, _4bim seems to be a fan.

.

So is his guide dog"

Actually... auto correct did a pretty good burn on its own there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko..."

oh well you were warned

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"And the library is open! (It’s a building with lots of books in)

fixed it for the Davina and Jennie "

Books? You think 50 Shades of Grey is your wardrobe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zoe? Zoe!

That's what you remind me of. The neighbour hadca pet shitzu called Zoe. Awwww, bless. At least you try."

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned "

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned "

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some"

The best foundation is the one you should be buried in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror."

**** off

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some"

Are you confused with foundation? Is that why there's a yard of cement on your face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some

The best foundation is the one you should be buried in."

David David David.

You know what they say - if you've got nothing nice to say, come sit by me.

Just not too close. I have standards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some

Are you confused with foundation? Is that why there's a yard of cement on your face? "

Oooh we have a contender.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some

Are you confused with foundation? Is that why there's a yard of cement on your face?

Oooh we have a contender."

Oh, no we don't.

It Rickshawed

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some

The best foundation is the one you should be buried in.

David David David.

You know what they say - if you've got nothing nice to say, come sit by me.

Just not too close. I have standards"

You'd need the Hubble Telescope to see them!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm not saying you're old queens but I hear beheading was the ultimate cut down for your generation.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror."

shooting at civilians there Davina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not saying you're old queens but I hear beheading was the ultimate cut down for your generation.

J"

That's very good.

I'm surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some

The best foundation is the one you should be buried in.

David David David.

You know what they say - if you've got nothing nice to say, come sit by me.

Just not too close. I have standards"

Damn autocorrect you meant stds right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

shooting at civilians there Davina. "

It's the only shooting D gets to do these days

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm not saying you're old queens but I hear beheading was the ultimate cut down for your generation.

J"

You? You need to wear a reinforced bra to avoid tripping over your boobs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some

The best foundation is the one you should be buried in.

David David David.

You know what they say - if you've got nothing nice to say, come sit by me.

Just not too close. I have standards

Damn autocorrect you meant stds right? "

I'll bow to your greater knowledge on thar subject

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some

Are you confused with foundation? Is that why there's a yard of cement on your face?

Oooh we have a contender.

Oh, no we don't.

It Rickshawed"

You wish you were in my league.

Whereas I just wish you were 20 thousand of them, under the sea

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

shooting at civilians there Davina. "

Sorry wonko. Got carried away there.

(As Jennie said to her vibrator)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some

Are you confused with foundation? Is that why there's a yard of cement on your face?

Oooh we have a contender.

Oh, no we don't.

It Rickshawed

You wish you were in my league.

Whereas I just wish you were 20 thousand of them, under the sea"

I am not saying Rickshawed is promiscuous. Its just she has a higher sperms count than most of the guys on Fab combined!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

If you can't stand the heat, step away from Davina's ruddy complexion.

.

Foundation darling.

Try some

Are you confused with foundation? Is that why there's a yard of cement on your face?

Oooh we have a contender.

Oh, no we don't.

It Rickshawed

You wish you were in my league.

Whereas I just wish you were 20 thousand of them, under the sea"

In fairness, Jennie could be in the Little Mermaid - as Ursula. Poor unfortunate soul...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm not saying you're old queens but I hear beheading was the ultimate cut down for your generation.

J

You? You need to wear a reinforced bra to avoid tripping over your boobs!"

I'd give you a nasty look but it seems you already have one.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

shooting at civilians there Davina.

Sorry wonko. Got carried away there.

(As Jennie said to her vibrator)"

Really good line D.

You have got loads more left I am sure.

.

Most of them on your face

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm not saying you're old queens but I hear beheading was the ultimate cut down for your generation.

J

You? You need to wear a reinforced bra to avoid tripping over your boobs!

I'd give you a nasty look but it seems you already have one.

J"

I borrowed it from Jennie.

But then at your advanced years I'm not surprised you couldn't see that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not saying you're old queens but I hear beheading was the ultimate cut down for your generation.

J

You? You need to wear a reinforced bra to avoid tripping over your boobs!

I'd give you a nasty look but it seems you already have one.

J"

Oh hi J.

I saw you on telly last night.

.

.

Interference!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

shooting at civilians there Davina.

Sorry wonko. Got carried away there.

(As Jennie said to her vibrator)

Really good line D.

You have got loads more left I am sure.

.

Most of them on your face"

Speaking of faces... I have a match, your face and my arse.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm not saying you're old queens but I hear beheading was the ultimate cut down for your generation.

J

You? You need to wear a reinforced bra to avoid tripping over your boobs!

I'd give you a nasty look but it seems you already have one.

J

Oh hi J.

I saw you on telly last night.

.

.

Interference! "

That is the only type of interference she's likely to get.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I am not saying Rickshawed is promiscuous. Its just she has a higher sperms count than most of the guys on Fab combined!"

I think that's just you sweetie. Is the G-string too tight and cutting off the circulation again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a pet name for Davina.

Bud Lite.

.

.

They are both weak and tasteless

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm not saying you're old queens but I hear beheading was the ultimate cut down for your generation.

J

You? You need to wear a reinforced bra to avoid tripping over your boobs!

I'd give you a nasty look but it seems you already have one.

J

Oh hi J.

I saw you on telly last night.

.

.

Interference! "

Closest you'll ever get to seeing me on a TV

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

shooting at civilians there Davina.

Sorry wonko. Got carried away there.

(As Jennie said to her vibrator)

Really good line D.

You have got loads more left I am sure.

.

Most of them on your face

Speaking of faces... I have a match, your face and my arse."

So your arse has been attacked by a wrecking ball too?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I saw Jennie down at the docks. The navy was in port and she was paying sailors to shag her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am not saying Rickshawed is promiscuous. Its just she has a higher sperms count than most of the guys on Fab combined!

I think that's just you sweetie. Is the G-string too tight and cutting off the circulation again? "

No I borrowed one of yours.

No risk of too tight there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More burns in here than a Scottish phone book.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I am not saying Rickshawed is promiscuous. Its just she has a higher sperms count than most of the guys on Fab combined!

I think that's just you sweetie. Is the G-string too tight and cutting off the circulation again?

No I borrowed one of yours.

No risk of too tight there!"

Ah, that explains the itch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

shooting at civilians there Davina.

Sorry wonko. Got carried away there.

(As Jennie said to her vibrator)

Really good line D.

You have got loads more left I am sure.

.

Most of them on your face

Speaking of faces... I have a match, your face and my arse.

So your arse has been attacked by a wrecking ball too? "

Wonko.

Did you know they named a quiz after you?

.

It's called Fact Hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More burns in here than a Scottish phone book. "

Well davina does have more chins than the Chinese phone book

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

shooting at civilians there Davina.

Sorry wonko. Got carried away there.

(As Jennie said to her vibrator)

Really good line D.

You have got loads more left I am sure.

.

Most of them on your face

Speaking of faces... I have a match, your face and my arse.

So your arse has been attacked by a wrecking ball too? "

No, that was one of Julie's subtle jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

shooting at civilians there Davina.

Sorry wonko. Got carried away there.

(As Jennie said to her vibrator)

Really good line D.

You have got loads more left I am sure.

.

Most of them on your face

Speaking of faces... I have a match, your face and my arse.

So your arse has been attacked by a wrecking ball too?

Wonko.

Did you know they named a quiz after you?

.

It's called Fact Hunt"

Everything about me is a lie so they will struggle

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Interesting. If you rearrange Fact Hunt, it's an anagram of Wonko...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

shooting at civilians there Davina.

Sorry wonko. Got carried away there.

(As Jennie said to her vibrator)

Really good line D.

You have got loads more left I am sure.

.

Most of them on your face

Speaking of faces... I have a match, your face and my arse.

So your arse has been attacked by a wrecking ball too?

No, that was one of Julie's subtle jokes."

Funny. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interesting. If you rearrange Fact Hunt, it's an anagram of Wonko..."

Divina,

Two wrongs don't make a right.

.

Take your parents for example

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ladies it's time for you to behave and apologise

If you can't stand the heat Wonko...

oh well you were warned

Poor Wonko. He hasn't been this upset since the last time he looked in a mirror.

shooting at civilians there Davina.

Sorry wonko. Got carried away there.

(As Jennie said to her vibrator)

Really good line D.

You have got loads more left I am sure.

.

Most of them on your face

Speaking of faces... I have a match, your face and my arse.

So your arse has been attacked by a wrecking ball too?

No, that was one of Julie's subtle jokes.

Funny. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

J"

And that makes you, what, the Grim Reaper?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Davina is up on the judges cards so far.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Funny. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

J"

J told me she was feeling ugly and asked if I could raise her spirits by complimenting her.

.

Well J, you have perfect eyesight

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"No, that was one of Julie's subtle jokes.

Funny. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

J

And that makes you, what, the Grim Reaper?"

Sure does. You wish you could slay like me.

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have to say, Julie, your stylecreally is a credit to the dumpster outside Oxfam. It's amazing how little you can do with so little.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, that was one of Julie's subtle jokes.

Funny. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

J

And that makes you, what, the Grim Reaper?

Sure does. You wish you could slay like me.

J"

Ignore her Julie.

If it wasn't for Thrush, David would have no culture at all

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

What a feaste of wit you gurls have put on - if your humour could be likened to a pile of offal (and I believe it can) - then you represent the greenest, ooziest bits bubbling from the bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Davina is up on the judges cards so far. "

Do the judges card is using fractions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Davina is up on the judges cards so far. "

Up?

Shes been going down on the judges for the last few hours

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Davina is up on the judges cards so far.

Do the judges card is using fractions? "

Is that too difficult for you Glowuodoll? Would you like the finger paints? Oh, sorry, I see from you've makeup that you've found them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Davina is up on the judges cards so far.

Do the judges card is using fractions?

Is that too difficult for you Glowuodoll? Would you like the finger paints? Oh, sorry, I see from you've makeup that you've found them."

I have. Thanks for the loan.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What a feaste of wit you gurls have put on - if your humour could be likened to a pile of offal (and I believe it can) - then you represent the greenest, ooziest bits bubbling from the bottom."

You call that shade? Maybe you can learn from what happens when Jennie's arse gets in front of the Sun.

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Davina is up on the judges cards so far.

Up?

Shes been going down on the judges for the last few hours"

Cards? Jennie's a card - she's the Death of Fashions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just to put everyone's mind at rest I haven't been insulting Davina and Glowup.

.

I've been describing them

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Thanks for letting me play but dinner's ready. You are all a fucking delight.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a feaste of wit you gurls have put on - if your humour could be likened to a pile of offal (and I believe it can) - then you represent the greenest, ooziest bits bubbling from the bottom.

You call that shade? Maybe you can learn from what happens when Jennie's arse gets in front of the Sun.

J"

Julie I shan't respond.

Because I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Thanks for letting me play but dinner's ready. You are all a fucking delight.

J"

I'm glad you're delighted, it's the only fucking you'll be getting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from the fact Jennie and Davina are a pair of bungalows, this has been in my top 50000 threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy fuckballs you absolute legends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good god this brutal...talkabout handbags at dawn!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for letting me play but dinner's ready. You are all a fucking delight.

J"

Dinner?

Don't you think you've had enough?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"What a feaste of wit you gurls have put on - if your humour could be likened to a pile of offal (and I believe it can) - then you represent the greenest, ooziest bits bubbling from the bottom.

You call that shade? Maybe you can learn from what happens when Jennie's arse gets in front of the Sun.

J"

I know what happens when her arse gets in front of the son! It's on alllllbthe toilet walls

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Jennie's falling all over the ropes like a d*unken sailor

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Thanks for letting me play but dinner's ready. You are all a fucking delight.

J

Dinner?

Don't you think you've had enough?"

...says the dearh of Mcdonalds...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Thanks for letting me play but dinner's ready. You are all a fucking delight.

J

Dinner?

Don't you think you've had enough?

...says the dearh of Mcdonalds..."

*death grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We are approaching the magic 175.

So just wanted to say thanks to my very worthy and witty opponents.

.

And thanks to David and Glueup too

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Jennie's falling all over the ropes like a d*unken sailor "

I hear she's not above falling all iver a d*unken sailor, too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie's falling all over the ropes like a d*unken sailor "

Wanted to make you feel at home darling

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"We are approaching the magic 175.

So just wanted to say thanks to my very worthy and witty opponents.

.

And thanks to David and Glueup too"

I'd say it's been a pleasure, but it's Jennie. Matching wits with her is like fighting a one armed, one legged half blind opponent answering to the name of Lucky. Then there's her dress sense...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie's falling all over the ropes like a d*unken sailor

I hear she's not above falling all iver a d*unken sailor, too"

I think its lovely that you love nature.

.

Despite what it's done to you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it true Davina, that when your mum dropped you at school, she was fined for littering?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Is it true Davina, that when your mum dropped you at school, she was fined for littering?"

No. But I hear that when you were born, the midwife slapped your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is such an amazing and hilarious thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it true Davina, that when your mum dropped you at school, she was fined for littering?

No. But I hear that when you were born, the midwife slapped your mum."

(You fucker ... that was going to be my next one)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I mean, I'm not saying Jennie'a face is pockmarked, but I've seen smoother bomb craters on the tv coverage from Ukraine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean, I'm not saying Jennie'a face is pockmarked, but I've seen smoother bomb craters on the tv coverage from Ukraine."

David.

I am jealous.

Of all the people who don't know you.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

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"I mean, I'm not saying Jennie'a face is pockmarked, but I've seen smoother bomb craters on the tv coverage from Ukraine.

David.

I am jealous.

Of all the people who don't know you."

Ah jealousy is a green eyed monster.

No. No, that's just your face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean, I'm not saying Jennie'a face is pockmarked, but I've seen smoother bomb craters on the tv coverage from Ukraine.

David.

I am jealous.

Of all the people who don't know you.

Ah jealousy is a green eyed monster.

No. No, that's just your face."

Listen, if you are going to be two faced, at least make one if them pretty

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

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Sigh. Right, I'm afraid I have to go and walk the dog.

Prettier, wittier company than Jennie, although they do both shit in the park and eat cat sick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sigh. Right, I'm afraid I have to go and walk the dog.

Prettier, wittier company than Jennie, although they do both shit in the park and eat cat sick."

Enjoy.

And thanks for being a good sport.

Love ya x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sigh. Right, I'm afraid I have to go and walk the dog.

Prettier, wittier company than Jennie, although they do both shit in the park and eat cat sick.

Enjoy.

And thanks for being a good sport.

Love ya x"

Same goes for Glowup ... its been a blast

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

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*mwah*

You're a legend!

Love you.

Skinny B

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

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Thanks glowupdoll - you're fierce too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm off to pin their photos on the mantlepiece now.

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It keeps the pets away from the fire!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

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Genuinely the best thread I've read ever!! Laughed so much I've cried

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 12/04/23 18:03:24]"

Omigosh, you had a thought and now we'll never know what it was! Oh well, never mind, probably boring anyway.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Genuinely the best thread I've read ever!! Laughed so much I've cried "

A trans thread that stayed on track ... who'd have thought it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Go walk your mutt

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