FabSwingers.com forum: Is fab broken?

By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

3 minutes and no new posts in the lounge.

I hope everyone is ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be a quiet day if you ask me

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m hitting the refresh button every few seconds to see if anyone has messaged me. I’ve barely got time to post anything at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very quiet this week...

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Seems to be a quiet day if you ask me "

It does seem quiet today. But people could just be reading the instructions on the sure fire way to make a woman squirt

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Relax, Mr Sprout. Everyone is currently busy trying the new *foolproof* squirting technique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they are all recovering from the mainsplained squirt thread.

Pxx

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Both posters above get it

hopefully you are all trying it right now

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Seeing as Fab is 90% men I imagine they are all trying to get their cocks in their armpit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I was having a quick lady wank. I'm back now

Mrs C

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By *elboy1957Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"Sorry I was having a quick lady wank. I'm back now

Mrs C "
we will forgive you lol

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Seeing as Fab is 90% men I imagine they are all trying to get their cocks in their armpit"

I tried, failed miserably.

Did you give it a go?

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Sorry I was having a quick lady wank. I'm back now

Mrs C "

Did you squirt? This is an important question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I was having a quick lady wank. I'm back now

Mrs C

Did you squirt? This is an important question!"

No, I can't make myself squirt, need hubby for that x

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Sorry I was having a quick lady wank. I'm back now

Mrs C

Did you squirt? This is an important question!

No, I can't make myself squirt, need hubby for that x"

You need to browse the threads today. You will be sorting yourself out in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing as Fab is 90% men I imagine they are all trying to get their cocks in their armpit"

I laughed far to hard at this

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing as Fab is 90% men I imagine they are all trying to get their cocks in their armpit"

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Something to do with school holidays me thinks

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Has anyone tried turning it off, unplugging it and waiting the usual thirty seconds before rebooting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s coz I’m back at work, soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m at work

Thats my excuse

I’m sticking to it

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

"Has anyone tried turning it off, unplugging it and waiting the usual thirty seconds before rebooting?"

Where do you turn it off at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone put 50p in the meter

Mrs C

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"Seeing as Fab is 90% men I imagine they are all trying to get their cocks in their armpit

I tried, failed miserably.

Did you give it a go?"

Yeah put my back out

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Seeing as Fab is 90% men I imagine they are all trying to get their cocks in their armpit

I tried, failed miserably.

Did you give it a go?

Yeah put my back out

You couldn’t have followed the instructions properly

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz

Priorities chicken! Make up for it later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people are back at work

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Maybe they have gone to the dark side aka swinger's chat, I went there once it scared the bejeebers out of me.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

All gone away for easter kids are off until next monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz

Priorities chicken! Make up for it later

If I’m still conscious I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know about Fab being broken!

But J is now thoroughly broken from trying the new squirting instructions, the fire alarm went off and she pissed all over the new suite .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz

Priorities chicken! Make up for it later

If I’m still conscious I will

Just make sure the lid is tight on that vivarium or you'll be upsetting Essex Tom...

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By *ingerMasterMan
over a year ago

Huyton

"Relax, Mr Sprout. Everyone is currently busy trying the new *foolproof* squirting technique. "

Please explain this to me?

I do something that works in less than 10 seconds almost every time but always looking to learn

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Relax, Mr Sprout. Everyone is currently busy trying the new *foolproof* squirting technique.

Please explain this to me?

I do something that works in less than 10 seconds almost every time but always looking to learn

Oh god, don’t you start FingerMaster

Check out the thread of squirting written in capitals

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz

Priorities chicken! Make up for it later

If I’m still conscious I will

I’m pleased you posted a hot new pic before losing your leisure status

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"I don’t know about Fab being broken!

But J is now thoroughly broken from trying the new squirting instructions, the fire alarm went off and she pissed all over the new suite . "

It pays to keep the plastic cover on to avoid things like this happening

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By *ingerMasterMan
over a year ago

Huyton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is sat in a caravan looking out at the piss pouring rain.

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

"Everyone is sat in a caravan looking out at the piss pouring rain. "

I want rain for Aintree on Saturday

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Panic over. Normal service has resumed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz

Priorities chicken! Make up for it later

If I’m still conscious I will

I’m pleased you posted a hot new pic before losing your leisure status

Day off today, prepare for chaos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz

Priorities chicken! Make up for it later

If I’m still conscious I will

I’m pleased you posted a hot new pic before losing your leisure status

Day off today, prepare for chaos

Ive got popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz

Priorities chicken! Make up for it later

If I’m still conscious I will

I’m pleased you posted a hot new pic before losing your leisure status

Day off today, prepare for chaos

Ive got popcorn "

Are you sitting comfortably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz

Priorities chicken! Make up for it later

If I’m still conscious I will

I’m pleased you posted a hot new pic before losing your leisure status

Day off today, prepare for chaos

Ive got popcorn

Are you sitting comfortably

Fingers at the ready lol

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Panic over. Normal service has resumed

Are you sure?

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Panic over. Normal service has resumed

Are you sure?

I think so, I’ve been busy so not had chance to keep an eye on it.

Have you noticed something Dee?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Panic over. Normal service has resumed

Are you sure?

I think so, I’ve been busy so not had chance to keep an eye on it.

Have you noticed something Dee? "

So far we have the usual face pics, fishnet and flirt Friday freds

But it’s only early days so I live in hope someone will break something soon

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Panic over. Normal service has resumed

Are you sure?

I think so, I’ve been busy so not had chance to keep an eye on it.

Have you noticed something Dee?

So far we have the usual face pics, fishnet and flirt Friday freds

But it’s only early days so I live in hope someone will break something soon "

I only know what day it is by checking what picture I’m supposed to have up on the forums

If you notice a breakage in progress press the red button to alert me please

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I hope you got all the replies from women you were after

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Panic over. Normal service has resumed

Are you sure?

I think so, I’ve been busy so not had chance to keep an eye on it.

Have you noticed something Dee?

So far we have the usual face pics, fishnet and flirt Friday freds

But it’s only early days so I live in hope someone will break something soon

I only know what day it is by checking what picture I’m supposed to have up on the forums

If you notice a breakage in progress press the red button to alert me please

I’m on it, Mr Sprout

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"I hope you got all the replies from women you were after

Who? Me?

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