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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always respect the snow no matter how light it looks.

Just went out to car in normal shoes, fell head over tit and made myself cold and wet

You have been warned!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is it really wrong for me to sit here laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without upsetting you too much further please could you go and do it again for the ones that were snoozing in bed at the time ............... pretty please ........... very pretty please ............ your not going to are you ......... oh well it was worth a try ............ hope your ok though

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

tbh the name sort of gives one an idea...

maybe each flake should have a warning attached...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Without upsetting you too much further please could you go and do it again for the ones that were snoozing in bed at the time ............... pretty please ........... very pretty please ............ your not going to are you ......... oh well it was worth a try ............ hope your ok though "

your cruel lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always respect the snow no matter how light it looks.

Just went out to car in normal shoes, fell head over tit and made myself cold and wet

You have been warned! "

Bloody 'ealth and Safety gets everywhere nowadays. You could have saved putting a forum post up and just messaged Minxie directly, as no doubt she is the most likely on here to have some snow related cock up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where's Jeremy Beadle when you need him

seriously though hope your ok we have snow here but underfoot its very slippery hence im staying under the duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always respect the snow no matter how light it looks.

Just went out to car in normal shoes, fell head over tit and made myself cold and wet

You have been warned!

Bloody 'ealth and Safety gets everywhere nowadays. You could have saved putting a forum post up and just messaged Minxie directly, as no doubt she is the most likely on here to have some snow related cock up "

even thats way to difficult for me with No Snow ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No snow where I am but it did rain/sleet last night which immediately froze into a lovely ice rink. Found out when I went to get on my bike at 7am and did my best "Bambi learns to walk" impression.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

All comments are in jest and in no way bitchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always respect the snow no matter how light it looks.

Just went out to car in normal shoes, fell head over tit and made myself cold and wet

You have been warned! "

LOL

i m laughing here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always respect the snow no matter how light it looks.

Just went out to car in normal shoes, fell head over tit and made myself cold and wet

You have been warned! "

Oh dear....I tittered, but hope you're ok

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I hope you ada soft landing and cold,wet and embarrasment is all your feeling. You must be ok though as your telling us about it,I hope you can see the funny side of it now

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Laughings always a good start to the day/week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No snow where I am but it did rain/sleet last night which immediately froze into a lovely ice rink. Found out when I went to get on my bike at 7am and did my best "Bambi learns to walk" impression.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

All comments are in jest and in no way bitchy. "

Perhaps u would like to do a re-run for those that missed it? lol (and neither are my comments wot u said) lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I can sympathise. Don it myself mid Dec, unfortunately I ended up in hospital with broken bits...

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I hope your bits are ok now _muma

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I hope your bits are ok now _muma "

slowly healing thanks. Still got a cast on and using a walking stick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I thought I was ok. On my way to hospital as my elbow is swollen and can't move my arm. You'll all be glad to know its not my wanking arm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i almost fell on my ass i was wearing heels and no snow when i went and came back with snow..

that was fun lol

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield


"I hope your bits are ok now _muma

slowly healing thanks. Still got a cast on and using a walking stick."

You take it easy then in this weather and only go out if you have to

You might need to get help if its your drinking or page turning hand OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I thought I was ok. On my way to hospital as my elbow is swollen and can't move my arm. You'll all be glad to know its not my wanking arm. "

awwww hope it all goes ok and your not badly hurt mwah xx

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Is it really wrong for me to sit here laughing "
....that's not nice at all. That is it. I am sending your giraffe back to africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it really wrong for me to sit here laughing ....that's not nice at all. That is it. I am sending your giraffe back to africa "

but she said u didnt get it lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Is it really wrong for me to sit here laughing ....that's not nice at all. That is it. I am sending your giraffe back to africa

but she said u didnt get it lol "
....she refused to get the giraffe a passport and a visa so I smugle it in. I wanted to surprise her with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it really wrong for me to sit here laughing ....that's not nice at all. That is it. I am sending your giraffe back to africa

but she said u didnt get it lol ....she refused to get the giraffe a passport and a visa so I smugle it in. I wanted to surprise her with it "

oh ok I wont tell her

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Is it really wrong for me to sit here laughing ....that's not nice at all. That is it. I am sending your giraffe back to africa

but she said u didnt get it lol ....she refused to get the giraffe a passport and a visa so I smugle it in. I wanted to surprise her with it

oh ok I wont tell her "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it really wrong for me to sit here laughing ....that's not nice at all. That is it. I am sending your giraffe back to africa

but she said u didnt get it lol ....she refused to get the giraffe a passport and a visa so I smugle it in. I wanted to surprise her with it

oh ok I wont tell her "

are u stalking me in every thread? lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Well I thought I was ok. On my way to hospital as my elbow is swollen and can't move my arm. You'll all be glad to know its not my wanking arm. "

Good luck, hope you are not brokeded!!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

My day started with me trying to put my trousers on in the hall .. one leg in OK the next caught my toe on the crotch area ended up in a heap on floor with a very bruised knee I hate Mondays..

Hope you will be ok Bloody hurts falling on ice xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The Met Office has issued an amber snow alert for here in the North East.

However I would urge forum users nationwide to avoid amber snow at all times! Certainly don't put it in your mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The South East were issued with a yellow warning ............. errrrrrrr ooooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My day started with me trying to put my trousers on in the hall .. one leg in OK the next caught my toe on the crotch area ended up in a heap on floor with a very bruised knee I hate Mondays..

Hope you will be ok Bloody hurts falling on ice xx"

Gawd I'll say!!! Put my hip out falling over on the ice rink at Bluewater about ten years ago. Won't go near an ice rink again......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just back from hospital. Chipped a bone on my elbow joint. Nothing the can do. They took fluid out o the joint to make it mobile, as joint will go stiff if I leave it. So have painkillers to take. Bloody snow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwwwwwwwww I am really sorry you got hurt this morning and sorry I laughed as well xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's ok. You'll have to make it up to me. I can laugh at it too- these things happen.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Get those ice-grip things that go over your shoes. They have saved me on more than one occasion.

Letsbe... I hope your elbow stops aching soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The South East were issued with a yellow warning ............. errrrrrrr ooooops "

Well they always say don't eat yellow snow

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