FabSwingers.com forum: Why should I meet You!!!

By *egDaySkipper OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well not me, but anyone and everyone

What do you bring to the table?

What's your selling point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a good cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snacks.

I always bring snacks.

Plus I'll make everyone you meet after seem amazing.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'll do your ironing

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You’ll be able to say you’ve met a cult figure on Fab.

Lots of people call me a cult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife is pretty hot and my banter isn't bad if you like dry sarcasm and dark jokes

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I will share my secret CrispyDuck recipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You probably shouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can provide and protect

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Because I'm fucking fabulous. And if you don't think so, we shouldn't meet

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You probably shouldn't

Now you tell me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well not me, but anyone and everyone

What do you bring to the table?

What's your selling point

Hmmm...good question

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You shouldn't although I do make the best mocha, got nothing else to give after that.

Mrs

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"You’ll be able to say you’ve met a cult figure on Fab.

Lots of people call me a cult

Can you type ‘nnnnnnnnn’ on your keyboard - just wondering…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be proud that you took one for the team..

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You’ll be able to say you’ve met a cult figure on Fab.

Lots of people call me a cult

Can you type ‘nnnnnnnnn’ on your keyboard - just wondering…..

Lo I cal’t, why do you ask?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I can talk for England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm petite and I'm a woman. I mean that's why guys enter my inbox isn't it?

Actually scrap the the petite bit, that's irrelevant.

It's just the woman part.

No seriously, I can bring something to the table. Depends if you want me face down on it or on my back I guess.

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

I can mend your car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can mend your car "

I have an old car ..hotlisted

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can mend your car "

Fuck it, I'll meet you out of the lot

Fix my flywheel and I can tickle your armpits or something

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"You shouldn't although I do make the best mocha, got nothing else to give after that.

Mrs "

Do you ?

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"You shouldn't although I do make the best mocha, got nothing else to give after that.

Mrs

Do you ?

The mr "

Obviously I ment yours.....

Please still make me mocha....

I'll suck cock

Mrs

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

You'll never get rich being with me, but I will fondle you daily

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Find out in person.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

If nothing else we'll have a grand old chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should be

"Why shouldn't you meet ??

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Well if you fancy a good laugh come along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't although I do make the best mocha, got nothing else to give after that.

Mrs

Do you ?

The mr

Obviously I ment yours.....

Please still make me mocha....

I'll suck cock

Mrs"

That sounds like an open invitation

Let me squeeze in here to talk about your cars extended warranty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring a chair , so you don't have to sit on the floor

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Well why shouldn’t you?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Well not me, but anyone and everyone

What do you bring to the table?

What's your selling point

Well I can’t do origami napkin swans but my sparkling conversation and a selection of French fancies always seems to go down well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I dared you!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

You shouldn't. And not much. But my boobs are quite squishy if you're tired and need a pillow.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Well why shouldn’t you?"

To be honest, there's no reason

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Salt.

I bring salt to the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well why shouldn’t you?"

I'm out of excuses

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By *ssexfootmanMan
over a year ago

Essex

Good with hands, and probably overly tight work trousers

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm well worth a meet

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nothing but disappointment and regret

Though I am quite good at the sex noises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do that dancing pec thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing but disappointment and regret

Though I am quite good at the sex noises. "

Can you do a Chewbacca growl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making myself as unmeetable as possible by having outrageous expectations and being completely unavailable.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well not me, but anyone and everyone

What do you bring to the table?

What's your selling point

I’ll bring cutlery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll iron my crushed velvet Jimmy Saville Tracksuit

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By *etal MickeyMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I make a good cuppa. "

Well that’s me in then, always in need of a good brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have alcohol.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

We like shagging.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Salt.

I bring salt to the table."

I'll bring fish and chips

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Because no one else will - have pity on a women!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Because no one else will - have pity on a women!! "

Ah, honey trap. I'll come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to use the hoover

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By *sianflower77Woman
over a year ago

Emerald City

Because I’m rare

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nothing but disappointment and regret

Though I am quite good at the sex noises.

Can you do a Chewbacca growl?"

Only at the height of orgasm

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I can lick pussy for hours

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Because I make really nice rocky road

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I can lick pussy for hours

Look out for those furballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I make really nice rocky road"

You've pulled. Get your coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only offer cake

Laugh and some banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick pussy for hours

Are you that bad at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick pussy for hours

My cat has just hid under the bed!!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

You should meet us as we’re both fucking ace craic and we have text book sexual organs that a man and a woman should have with the added bonus of breasts on one of us.

We are also both deemed quite aesthetically pleasing on the average human being scale of aesthetics.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'll read you a bedtime story..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you are desperate

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I can lick pussy for hours

Look out for those furballs

Depends if they're shaved or not

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I can lick pussy for hours

Are you that bad at it?

Why don't you let me show you how bad I am at it

wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing but disappointment and regret

Though I am quite good at the sex noises.

Can you do a Chewbacca growl?"

Would you settle for a Wookie whoop

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Because I have such wonderful sights to show you.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I offer a good cup of tea and a great amount of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick pussy for hours

Are you that bad at it?

Why don't you let me show you how bad I am at it

wait...

I'm not sure I have that kind of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will probably do fuck all cos I’ve had a wank before leaving to meet so I will probably be snoring ……

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I can lick pussy for hours

Are you that bad at it?

Why don't you let me show you how bad I am at it

wait...

I'm not sure I have that kind of time."

There's coffee and a Maccies breakfast in it for you

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By *rivateBiDancerMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I bake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm mentally immature and fucking amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick pussy for hours

Are you that bad at it?

Why don't you let me show you how bad I am at it

wait...

I'm not sure I have that kind of time.

There's coffee and a Maccies breakfast in it for you

You know how to get in my knickers.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No-one should....they'd have to be seriously disturbed to even contemplate such a thought x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"No-one should....they'd have to be seriously disturbed to even contemplate such a thought x"

That'll be me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No-one should....they'd have to be seriously disturbed to even contemplate such a thought x"

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By *irtyThirtyxoCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

My tits make good pillows

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

I can lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears, well in my dreams I do xxxx

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

I don't snore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can use my butt as your pillow, quite squishy, apparently...

Also, I make beautiful bacon and egg sandwich for the chosen ones

If that isn't my best selling point, I don't know what else...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you feel really a great deal of pity as I sit on my own watching the world go by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can use my butt as your pillow, quite squishy, apparently...

Also, I make beautiful bacon and egg sandwich for the chosen ones

If that isn't my best selling point, I don't know what else...

Well I'm sold

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

My sarcasm

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant

I may not be a smooth talked, but I'll make you laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

I bring me simple really good stuff and I'm good at it mrs m x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You can use my butt as your pillow, quite squishy, apparently...

Also, I make beautiful bacon and egg sandwich for the chosen ones

If that isn't my best selling point, I don't know what else...

Bacon. Yep. In

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I can lick pussy for hours

Are you that bad at it?

Why don't you let me show you how bad I am at it

wait...

I'm not sure I have that kind of time.

There's coffee and a Maccies breakfast in it for you

You know how to get in my knickers."

I try, so when's the date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you laugh, and make you come

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Why wouldn't anyone want to? I mean I'm only a couple thousand miles away, in the middle of nowhere,and I'm old

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Snacks are gone. Making a good cuppa's gone. Even the offer of a McDonald's brekkie. I've got nothing left.

I'm out.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Snacks are gone. Making a good cuppa's gone. Even the offer of a McDonald's brekkie. I've got nothing left.

I'm out."

Ah, but a seasonal offer as I currently have LOADS of Easter chocolate...

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

Because I have new toys to play with and I want to see if a flogger can change to colour of my butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snacks are gone. Making a good cuppa's gone. Even the offer of a McDonald's brekkie. I've got nothing left.

I'm out.

Ah, but a seasonal offer as I currently have LOADS of Easter chocolate..."

You have great legs for a kilt...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Because I have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career, that can make me a nightmare for people like you.

Well. The last bit, anyway.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.

Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.

I could give you a list a mile long, but kind, funny, imaginative, and attractive would be in there.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.

Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!

Yay, I was trying for funny.

Thanks Joe

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.

I could give you a list a mile long, but kind, funny, imaginative, and attractive would be in there."

Thanks Ele. This was a misjudged attempt to be funny that has come across as a blatant fishing expedition

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have cake

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.

Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!

Ah, thanks, Joe - I hit two of those too, so I'll remember those for when this thread comes up next!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

What do I bring to the table?

Usually way to much food, really nice table linen & wine.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.

Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!

Ah, thanks, Joe - I hit two of those too, so I'll remember those for when this thread comes up next!

If you like Taskmaster then you'd definitely hit all 4 too!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.

Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!

Ah, thanks, Joe - I hit two of those too, so I'll remember those for when this thread comes up next!

If you like Taskmaster then you'd definitely hit all 4 too!

Liking Taskmaster is just an instant friends thing isn't it?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm a great cook

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I'm just li'l ol me and people can take me or leave me.

That's my USP, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a miserable, sarcastic, twat not with the hassle

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I can drive

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By *rivateBiDancerMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.

Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!

Ah, thanks, Joe - I hit two of those too, so I'll remember those for when this thread comes up next!

If you like Taskmaster then you'd definitely hit all 4 too!

Liking Taskmaster is just an instant friends thing isn't it?

At this point I'm not sure I can be friends with someone who doesn't watch it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Liking Taskmaster is just an instant friends thing isn't it?

At this point I'm not sure I can be friends with someone who doesn't watch it"

Yup, who needs that sort of negativity in their life

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.

Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!

Ah, thanks, Joe - I hit two of those too, so I'll remember those for when this thread comes up next!

If you like Taskmaster then you'd definitely hit all 4 too!

Liking Taskmaster is just an instant friends thing isn't it?

I'm pretty certain if everyone watched it, there would be no wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because redheads are [insert list of stereotypical redhead characteristics]

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Because redheads are [insert list of stereotypical redhead characteristics]

They're kissed by fire. That's my favourite one that's absolute bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because redheads are [insert list of stereotypical redhead characteristics]

Screaming banshees when it's full moon? No?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"What do I bring to the table?

Usually way to much food, really nice table linen & wine."

I mean, short of rolling my tongue 20 feet across the floor like Jim Carrey in The Mask, I don't know how much more turned on I can be.

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Because I am fucking hilarious, plus I fuck on the first date. Win win! What about you, OP?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Well not me, but anyone and everyone

What do you bring to the table?

What's your selling point

1.I make a brill cuppa

2.I am funny as fook

3.well i love sex and can multi orgasam massively. ( 41 orgasams is the most so far in a session)

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Because I am fucking hilarious, plus I fuck on the first date. Win win! What about you, OP?

Mrs TMN x"

Snap if i fancy them they are definately getting layed

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Earl grey? X

"Well not me, but anyone and everyone

What do you bring to the table?

What's your selling point

1.I make a brill cuppa

2.I am funny as fook

3.well i love sex and can multi orgasam massively. ( 41 orgasams is the most so far in a session) "

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By *moochyvibesMan
over a year ago

Nearby

I'm down to earth and relaxed

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Am very kinky very sexy and single so can always accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a gash like a tunnel, an ass like a black hole and a mouth like a trucker.

Winner.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

What do I bring to the table? It's my fu¢ving table mother fu¢ver! I bring the table.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Really not very much these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny brings the looks, I bring the cake.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

One or both of us will wind up with a good story to tell.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'm funny looking, so that counts as being funny right?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"What do I bring to the table?

Usually way to much food, really nice table linen & wine.

I mean, short of rolling my tongue 20 feet across the floor like Jim Carrey in The Mask, I don't know how much more turned on I can be.

Hilariously, we probably are both far too turned on by really nice table linen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mammary glands

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