FabSwingers.com forum: Fucks

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I have zero fucks to give.

Would you be willing to give me one of yours?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm all our of fucks too, sorry.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'm in that kinda mood.

Just one?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Fresh out today, sorry. Hopefully someone else will give you one.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm all fucked out...sorry

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sorry babe, I'm over my fuck budget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m waiting for one. I’ll pass it on.

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Soz duck, I run on a fuck budget myself, can’t be givin ‘em away all willy nilly n tha.

Heard they sell them in home bargain tho…?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

you can have as many fucks as you like mate. I have loads of fucks to give. just pick ya fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll share a few

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I had some this morning but all out now sorry dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a fuck, I haven't seen one of those for years

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

In honour of International Anal Day, sure... bend over.

LvM

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"I’ll share a few

Thank you!

See people! Just look, this is what a true hero of the forum is!

Take note all you fuckless people... Wait... All you other fuckless people that are not me.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

If you happen to have any left over - could I have one…

I’m fresh out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have zero fucks to give.

Would you be willing to give me one of yours? "

Sharing is caring...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Sorry the last one just flew out my car window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/Vqbk 9cDX0l0

Take the space out between the k and the 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have zero fucks to give.

Would you be willing to give me one of yours? "

Ha, was stuck in the queues leading up to the Greenford Flyover, so most of my fucks are now with other motorists, however, might still have a few that did not escape the car - would a couple do?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

You want a fuck but

I don't give a fuck.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I have zero fucks to give.

Would you be willing to give me one of yours? "

Oh I'd definitely give you one

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Please send all fucks you have to my inbox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have zero fucks to give.

Would you be willing to give me one of yours?

Ha, was stuck in the queues leading up to the Greenford Flyover, so most of my fucks are now with other motorists, however, might still have a few that did not escape the car - would a couple do?

Fucking Greenford Flyover 6 times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want a fuck but

I don't give a fuck."

I couldn't give a fuck

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Go on then. I will give you one

Mrs

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast

You could count on 1 finger the amount of fucks I have to give

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Sorry the shelves where I store my fuck are empty.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

In the wonderful words of Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.

I've tried, tried, tried, and i've tried even more

I've cried, cried, cried, and I can't recall what for

I've pressed, i've pushed, i've yelled, i've begged

In hopes of some success

But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress!

I've no more fucks to give

My fucks have runeth dry

I've tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy!

I've no more fucks to give

Though more fucks i've tried to get

I'm over my fuck budget, and i'm now in fucking debt!

I strive, strive, strive, to get everything done

I've played by all the rules, but i've very rarely won

I've smiled, i've charmed, i've wooed and laughed, alas to no avail

I've run round like a moron, to unequivocally fail!

I've no more fucks left to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense!

I've exhausted all my energy, for minimal recompense!

The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall!

And i've come to realize that I don't give a fuck at all!

I've no more fucks to give

My fucks have flown away

My fucks are now so fucked up they've refused to fucking stay!

I've no more fucks to give

My fucks have gone insane

They've come back round and passed me while they're fucking off again!

I've no more fucks to give

My fucks have all dissolved

I've planned many projects, but my fucks won't be involved!

I've no more fucks to give

My fucks have all been spent

They've fucked off from the building

And I don't know where they've went!

I've no more fucks to give!

I've no more fucks!

I've no more fucks to give!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the wonderful words of Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.

I've tried, tried, tried, and i've tried even more

I've cried, cried, cried, and I can't recall what for

I've pressed, i've pushed, i've yelled, i've begged

In hopes of some success

But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress!

I've no more fucks to give

My fucks have runeth dry

I've tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy!

I've no more fucks to give

Though more fucks i've tried to get

I'm over my fuck budget, and i'm now in fucking debt!

I strive, strive, strive, to get everything done

I've played by all the rules, but i've very rarely won

I've smiled, i've charmed, i've wooed and laughed, alas to no avail

I've run round like a moron, to unequivocally fail!

I've no more fucks left to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense!

I've exhausted all my energy, for minimal recompense!

The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall!

And i've come to realize that I don't give a fuck at all!

I've no more fucks to give

My fucks have flown away

My fucks are now so fucked up they've refused to fucking stay!

I've no more fucks to give

My fucks have gone insane

They've come back round and passed me while they're fucking off again!

I've no more fucks to give

My fucks have all dissolved

I've planned many projects, but my fucks won't be involved!

I've no more fucks to give

My fucks have all been spent

They've fucked off from the building

And I don't know where they've went!

I've no more fucks to give!

I've no more fucks!

I've no more fucks to give!"

A timeless beauty and a universal truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Zero fucks given” in other languages

6. It’s sausage to me (German)

5. I care a cucumber (Spanish)

4. It can oxidize on my anus (Dutch)

3. I slap my balls on it (French)

2. It interests me as much as a kilogram of shit (Finnish)

1. Flowers on my dick and bees all around (Greek)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Zero fucks given” in other languages

6. It’s sausage to me (German)

5. I care a cucumber (Spanish)

4. It can oxidize on my anus (Dutch)

3. I slap my balls on it (French)

2. It interests me as much as a kilogram of shit (Finnish)

1. Flowers on my dick and bees all around (Greek)"

I feel the need to WTF....again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“

4. It can oxidize on my anus (Dutch)

Lime a rusty bullet hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“

4. It can oxidize on my anus (Dutch)

Lime a rusty bullet hole?"

*like

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I did a who give fuck thread last week

I've also run courses for those who want to learn how not to give a fuck

But there are still some people out there who actually. Give two fuck I'm told

But don't know if they are round at the moment but lucky with your quest .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did a who give fuck thread last week

I've also run courses for those who want to learn how not to give a fuck

But there are still some people out there who actually. Give two fuck I'm told

But don't know if they are round at the moment but lucky with your quest ."

The two fuckers are just greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did a who give fuck thread last week

I've also run courses for those who want to learn how not to give a fuck

But there are still some people out there who actually. Give two fuck I'm told

But don't know if they are round at the moment but lucky with your quest ."

I thought about signing up for course, but then realised that I didn't give a fuck

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I did a who give fuck thread last week

I've also run courses for those who want to learn how not to give a fuck

But there are still some people out there who actually. Give two fuck

I'm told

But don't know if they are round at

the moment but lucky with your

quest .

I thought about signing up for course, but then realised that I didn't give a fuck"

We we also looking for people to run not giveing fuck course in your own areas . at the time .but due to covid and bexit the number of people who don't give a fuck has increased take the junior drs

Other strikers and protester also police if your burgled

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