FabSwingers.com forum: Best opening lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are the best opening lines when messaging someone for the first time. Obviously, reading their profile first but I do be honest about I want, do I have some funny line to say. What is the best way to start the conversation?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ay up sugar tits. Fancy a bunk up.

The mr

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

There's always the old trusty, "Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?"

Works every time*.

(*Opinions expresses may not be the actual opinion of the writer. Results may vary. Okay, so it doesn't work.)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Or...

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is different, some will enjoy humour in the first message, others not so.

As you mentioned, having a read of their profile to see if they are what you seek, and if you may be what you are looking for.

Find ground between you and build on it, mention what about their profile has caught your eye, and how you feel you are similar.

Joking can come along once connection is made.

We don't mind a jokey first message, though it's never guaranteed a meet.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Would you like to play a game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bar is open

Free cake

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By *ancan69Man
over a year ago

Eastham

Nice legs

What time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not my usual type, but you'll do fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I find the following works a charm,,

Wow you are stunning looking,,

Is there any irish in you?

(usual reply is No)

Followed by,,

Well do you want some,

60% of the time, it works all of the time,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I kiss like an Australian, down under you”

actually replied to that as it made me laugh out my coffee

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"“I kiss like an Australian, down under you”

actually replied to that as it made me laugh out my coffee "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like jewellery?

Suck my dick it’s a gem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What are the best opening lines when messaging someone for the first time. Obviously, reading their profile first but I do be honest about I want, do I have some funny line to say. What is the best way to start the conversation? "
hello darlin do you need some?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If you don't know what to say to somebody, why do you want to talk to them?

If it's to get in their pants then that's likely to come across in your message and unlikely to work.

Just try to sound like fucking them is not the only thing you're after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget toy story, let's get some real woody inside you.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I find the following works a charm,,

Wow you are stunning looking,,

Is there any irish in you?

(usual reply is No)

Followed by,,

Well do you want some,

60% of the time, it works all of the time,

Quoting one of my favourite films definitely helps.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Would you like to play a game? "

Wrong Sidney, you want Sydney University...

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"If you don't know what to say to somebody, why do you want to talk to them?

If it's to get in their pants then that's likely to come across in your message and unlikely to work.

Just try to sound like fucking them is not the only thing you're after. "

This is a swingers site you know, fucking them is exactly the objective…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question? "

Nooooooooooooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF

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By *idlandsmale2022Man
over a year ago

walsall

"If you don't know what to say to somebody, why do you want to talk to them?

If it's to get in their pants then that's likely to come across in your message and unlikely to work.

Just try to sound like fucking them is not the only thing you're after.

This is a swingers site you know, fucking them is exactly the objective…

yes exactly I think honesty is the key, Nicole's i must say your a stunner and also local

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Forget toy story, let's get some real woody inside you. "

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By *ixenitedWoman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

Sounds like the saw films lol

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant

Roses are red

So are your lips

So sit on my face

And wiggle your hips.

I am yet to use this but it does make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?"

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I find the following works a charm,,

Wow you are stunning looking,,

Is there any irish in you?

(usual reply is No)

Followed by,,

Well do you want some,

60% of the time, it works all of the time,

Quoting one of my favourite films definitely helps.

J"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Nice cushions!

Can I come in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Get in the van!"

Ah, Jennie, it’s nice to be spoken to! Too many k1dnappers these days are all about the head hood and being bundled in silence.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

""Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?""
lol whats signal like?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

""Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?""

I might now become a TV just to use this line!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Sounds like the saw films lol "

Oh, I thought it was Scream. We need Kaitonel to confirm which particular flavour of psychopath he is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best first message I can think of is as follows:

"Good afternoon Michaela,

I am going to be at After Dark club on [DATE] and I'd love the pleasure of your company. I do not do drugs. I am safe only except oral. I want to make you cum in any way you want on the day and at the time. But I will also use your slutty little body to get myself off.

Please let me know about [DATE]. If you're game, add me on snap under my username WWEseth69.

from Seth Rollins.

PS. I don't need to attach face pics because I have clear, unfiltered face pics on my public profile. And no, I am not wearing sunglasses or hats in any of them. Because that looks dumb. Also I'm Seth fucking Rollins, you know what I look like."

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

""Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?"lol whats signal like?

Reception's always good.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Hi my name's Jenny Taylor what's yours?

It took me about a week to stop laughing

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Can I ask you a question? "

Well can I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?"

I might now become a TV just to use this line!

It never works mind!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hey, how you doin'

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Did you grow up on the farm? Because you surely know how to raise cocks.”

(From this week, you’re welcome)

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"“Did you grow up on the farm? Because you surely know how to raise cocks.”

(From this week, you’re welcome)"

And they say manners aren't dead

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"You're not my usual type, but you'll do fancy a fuck? "

This is the one I always reply to

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