FabSwingers.com forum: National Anal Sex day

By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

It's 18th April

What's your plans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oral will make your day, anal will make your hole weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not have anal sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To not have anal sex. "

To not have sex

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"To not have anal sex. "

For clarity, which of you wrote that.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I advocate all public holidays.

Now bend over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I advocate all public holidays.

Now bend over."

Oh god not again, you use the really big ones and they just hurt

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"To not have anal sex.

To not have sex

To not have anal sex...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"oral will make your day, anal will make your hole weak

My hole's so weak, it's almost a fortnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

FFS run boy run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I advocate all public holidays.

Now bend over."

Say when

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't any plans but my friend Alan is looking forward to it.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"It's 18th April

What's your plans?

A spot of world domination. Expunging the political classes. A stiff drink.

Then maybe I'll see about getting fucked in the arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!

Steve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I advocate all public holidays.

Now bend over.

Oh god not again, you use the really big ones and they just hurt "

Just count to 10....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oral will make your day, anal will make your hole weak

My hole's so weak, it's almost a fortnight!

Always a laugh watching you try to sit on a bar stool!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?

I think it is the same one, he looked very pleased with himself last year. I’m not sure how he keeps his stamina up

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!

Steve?"

Was literally just about to type this!!

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I advocate all public holidays.

Now bend over.

Oh god not again, you use the really big ones and they just hurt

Just count to 10...."

Backwards....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!

Steve?

Was literally just about to type this!!

It's the one thing that's guaranteed to make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To not have anal sex.

To not have sex

That’s the 9th of June. Maybe your luck will change before then

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"oral will make your day, anal will make your hole weak

My hole's so weak, it's almost a fortnight!

Always a laugh watching you try to sit on a bar stool!"

Saves me a fortune in dildos...

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"It's 18th April

What's your plans?

Start looking for volunteers..

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!

Steve?

Was literally just about to type this!!

It's the one thing that's guaranteed to make me laugh."

Mental images and voice over already in my head full volume!!

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I will be looking for volunteers, if anyone is nearby, get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?

I think it is the same one, he looked very pleased with himself last year. I’m not sure how he keeps his stamina up "

how many of the forum did he fuck?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?

I think it is the same one, he looked very pleased with himself last year. I’m not sure how he keeps his stamina up

how many of the forum did he fuck? "

I don’t know, but he got lube delivered in a 5 gallon bottle

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?

I think it is the same one, he looked very pleased with himself last year. I’m not sure how he keeps his stamina up

how many of the forum did he fuck?

I don’t know, but he got lube delivered in a 5 gallon bottle

Oh that Alan, always up to something.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Best tell the wife about this one as she loves bum fun

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"It's 18th April

What's your plans?

Had you told me sooner I could have done something about it

Unless there any lady requiring that service near by me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This wasn’t on my calendar so it’s an anal sex free day

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"This wasn’t on my calendar so it’s an anal sex free day "

Anal Sex should always be free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?

I think it is the same one, he looked very pleased with himself last year. I’m not sure how he keeps his stamina up

how many of the forum did he fuck?

I don’t know, but he got lube delivered in a 5 gallon bottle

Oh that Alan, always up to something. "

He's such a wag, sodomising half the forum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This wasn’t on my calendar so it’s an anal sex free day

Anal Sex should always be free!

Large white wine and a snog as a minimum ffs

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By *neakypeaky30Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Added this to my calendar now

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
over a year ago

Frome

Good to know. I'm up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's 18th April

What's your plans?

That time of year again, already? Honestly, it just sneaks up behind you every year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!

Steve?"

Do coyotes fuck meerkats?

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!

Steve?

Do coyotes fuck meerkats?"

I don't get it

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Well ill be here all day, for those who need a driver

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Almost every day thar isn't ThroatFuck day is Anal day in my house

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Almost every day thar isn't ThroatFuck day is Anal day in my house

"
whens the next house party,,

Ill bring the Ferrero Rocher,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made a mistake

It is National Alan Sex day.

Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?

I was thinking the same

Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!

Steve?

Do coyotes fuck meerkats?

I don't get it"

The meerkats do apparrently

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Bumming all the blokes in my inbox

LvM

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Will be at work, so quite hopeful there won’t be any anal.

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
over a year ago

Frome

"It's 18th April

What's your plans?

That time of year again, already? Honestly, it just sneaks up behind you every year"

10/10

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Bumming all the blokes in my inbox

LvM"

I'll message you later

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Almost every day thar isn't ThroatFuck day is Anal day in my house

Always good to see a quality role model posting giving people something to aspire to.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh I do actually have a date!

There is no way I'm fitting him inside my arse.

So, I'm not having anal.

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Oh I do actually have a date!

There is no way I'm fitting him inside my arse.

So, I'm not having anal.

Bet he picked that day especially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sleeping this one off thanks

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

And who exactly is promoting National Anal Sex Day? Is there some sort of organisation that thought it would be a good idea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's 18th April

What's your plans?

That time of year again, already? Honestly, it just sneaks up behind you every year

10/10

*Bows* thank you!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm going on a hike in the deep south of America. With my banjo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well unless I get some inspiring suggestions it might just be plain old banal sex...

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

2 more sleeps to go

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Well unless I get some inspiring suggestions it might just be plain old banal sex...

bum someone or get bummed. Thems the rules!

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Willing participant if anyone requires

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Well unless I get some inspiring suggestions it might just be plain old banal sex...

bum someone or get bummed. Thems the rules!"

I may need to fire up the old dildo I'm afraid...

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"oral will make your day, anal will make your hole weak

You win the forums

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

I'm ready n willing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a big poo.

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

This holiday is such a pain in my arse!!

Bloody anal sex day

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

I’ll be having anal sex I guess then

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By *heSilverFox1701Man
over a year ago

Near Sleaford

Celebrated it yesterday instead I had no complaints from her.

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By *ndisMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Do you send cards like valentines and put them up around the house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it should be National Anal Sex This Year. But that would just be NASTY lol ??

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

New TV show on the BBC.

The Arseprentise with sir Anal Sugar.

10 eager people stood in line getting pointed at with him saying 'you're F@#ked'

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's the 18th and so far no cock in my arse! How disappointing.

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By *uckie and CreamCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's 18th April

What's your plans?

National Anal Sex Day?

Well bugger me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never ever have a date for these celebration days

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I never ever have a date for these celebration days "

We can celebrate belatedly. Nobody’s checking up.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Having a big poo."

It’s all in the preparation isn’t it……?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never ever have a date for these celebration days

We can celebrate belatedly. Nobody’s checking up."

Ooh should I look out my strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never ever have a date for these celebration days "

I can be there in about 3 hours

wait F has the car erm ....sorry

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Ooh should I look out my strap on

You can joke, but … y’know. Why not?

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By *aura987Couple
over a year ago

Brampton

Now I know what day it is I’ll be getting the lube out….where’s me fuckbud when I need him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I advocate all public holidays.

Now bend over."

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"New TV show on the BBC.

The Arseprentise with sir Anal Sugar.

10 eager people stood in line getting pointed at with him saying 'you're F@#ked'"

What a good reward for being bad at the qualifying task

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I will be looking for volunteers, if anyone is nearby, get in touch

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So far there isnt anyone

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Best not let R know about this or the mega strapon is coming out

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By *owestoft ManMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Damn!! And here I thought it was Every Day

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Bying quilted double soft pink toilet paper roll

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Now I know....

That's tonight's plans sorted for me... Now to decide if it's me or the boyfriend recieving.

Likely both

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By *ndisMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Willing to take if anyone wants to try it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our plans for tonight are sorted thanks to seeing this. Mr

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Hope everyone had an enjoyable National Anal Sex Day. I know we did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be having anal sex I guess then "

It seems so... i also adore anal

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It will be an ordinary day for us. Neither of us have any interest in anal. Doesn't appeal in the slightest.

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
47 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Woohoo. Nearly 18th April again!

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
47 weeks ago

The Igloo

National anal sex day. That could make my whole week

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Felicitations to all the celebrate that day, suspect that I won’t be partaking unfortunately

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By *ransgirl7TV/TS
47 weeks ago

South Devon

Ooh that’s short notice! Will have to see what I can do haha

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By *ractorlad3800Man
47 weeks ago

derbyshire

I might get lucky then

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
47 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Ooh that’s short notice! Will have to see what I can do haha"

You didn't mark it in your calendar?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause big dicks up yo' ass is bad for ya health"

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By *ransgirl7TV/TS
47 weeks ago

South Devon

First I’ve heard of it heehee

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
47 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

""So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause big dicks up yo' ass is bad for ya health""

Other Ice Cube songs are available:

You can do it put your back into it...

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

It’s ONE day?

* Glow looks at the now pointless calendar.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
47 weeks ago

St Leonards

"It’s ONE day?

* Glow looks at the now pointless calendar. "

Every hundred years or so here, I go back home for the equivalent of an Earth decade.

Every day is Anal Sex Day on Uranus - and it really sorts out the chakras

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"It's 18th April

What's your plans?

What ? Theres a day for anal , we celebrate nearly every day

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By *uke OzadeMan
47 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"It's 18th April

What's your plans?

Zimbabwean Independence Day. A country run by a bunch of arseholes……how apt!

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By *ractorlad3800Man
47 weeks ago

derbyshire

"It's 18th April

What's your plans?

What ? Theres a day for anal , we celebrate nearly every day

I wish I could celebrate anal day with you both haha

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I believe there's an umbrella organisation starting up to coordinate activities on the day. It's called the National Anal Sex Association. So, just email NASA if you want someone to shoot a rocket up uranus.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
47 weeks ago

Llanelli

I've just told my friend, she never let's me in the back door but I'm sure she won't mind doing it to help celebrate this fine national tradition

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By *ora the explorerWoman
47 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Pass

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

'No Access' sign is on arse, the same as it always is

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
47 weeks ago

Sheffield

Pass

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

"Oh I do actually have a date!

There is no way I'm fitting him inside my arse.

So, I'm not having anal.

A year later. Seeing him on the same date. It's still not happening.

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
47 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Oh I do actually have a date!

There is no way I'm fitting him inside my arse.

So, I'm not having anal.

A year later. Seeing him on the same date. It's still not happening.

Sounds like fate. Has to happen!

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
47 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Midnight bum fun sounds like a good plan. Start the festivities early.

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