FabSwingers.com forum: Tuesday advice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What kind of opening line do you like most in a message?

Free tonight?

Fancy a fuck?

Your Mrs is fit, wanna share her?

Hi, hey, hello etc

*Copy paste*

What gets your juices flowing faster than Niagara falls?

I'm asking for a friend

Wait I have no friends just a wife

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

“Would you like a bacon roll?” Would be perfect

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I really like hi baby/hun ,it doesn't make me cringe at all

Or can i ask you a question is another fav.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell Blake I'm on here but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not adverse to FAF

Disappointed no Boobie or foof pics

There you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like it when we get messages with things along the lines of

Hi guys/ R+J / both of you , I/we have read your profile and like the sound of you both.

Followed by anything along the lines of us reading their profile and message back if we are interested or fancy a chat etc

We do try to answer others but R got fed up with unnecessary rudeness or forceful messages.

Basically speak to us both like people not sex objects x (J)

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

As a couple.

I think the best was...

You jammy bastard I've always wanted to fxxk a black woman.

That was just insta-win button for sure.

Several variations on that theme with various levels of graphic detail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the sarcastic ones, these tend to be the ones I respond to. Such as the guy that said he didn't have the energy to read my profile right now, definitely having his penis.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What kind of opening line do you like most in a message?

Free tonight?

Fancy a fuck?

Your Mrs is fit, wanna share her?

Hi, hey, hello etc

*Copy paste*

What gets your juices flowing faster than Niagara falls?

I'm asking for a friend

Wait I have no friends just a wife

These questions are far too open and engaging, we prefer closed statements, something that requires thought and creativity to reply to, something like 'nice pics'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a couple.

I think the best was...

You jammy bastard I've always wanted to fxxk a black woman.

That was just insta-win button for sure.

Several variations on that theme with various levels of graphic detail.

Oh wow, we've never had anything like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the sarcastic ones, these tend to be the ones I respond to. Such as the guy that said he didn't have the energy to read my profile right now, definitely having his penis.

Wait a minute, I've been nothing but sarcastic with you and my penis remains well not in you

Although I will admit I've never slid into your DMs that just F trying to get you to convert to bi-cur

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I like general knowledge questions that randomly help me on the sunday night quiz

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I send a pic of my cat.

They like the cat. Not Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like things like, - Good morning you gorgeous hunk of manly man. Or - “jeez, where have you been hiding all my life you raging sex machine!’

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

Hi. Wanna bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello .

Can I feed you doughnuts and tell you that you're pretty.

That would work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello .

Can I feed you doughnuts and tell you that you're pretty.

That would work for me "

Throw in a banoffee and I’ll be down in a few hours

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Free Cake

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"If you bring the wine, I'll bring the toys...."

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