FabSwingers.com forum: Quickest way

By *anted by Night OP Man
over a year ago

Shangri-La

What’s the quickest way to your heart? Answers on a postcard

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Straight in through the front.

Or via food and a blowjob

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

send me a postcard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage egg mcmuffin meal with extra hash brown and a coffee.

Then leave me alone to eat it.

I'll love you forever.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Humor, good conversation, compassion, attentiveness and affection.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doughnuts please. And if you're lucky, I'll let you lick the sugar off my lips

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What’s the quickest way to your heart? Answers on a postcard

Chainsaw/axe to the sternum at a rough guess......

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Politeness, consideration, intelligence and most important, wit and humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese takeaway and a dog

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Chinese takeaway and a dog

Two birds with one stone with the right restaurant choice

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Coffee. Good, strong, hot coffee and a very slightly warm pain au chocolat

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Make me laugh truly belly laugh,banter where you're not afraid to take the piss out of me, confidence with the ability to show vulnerability, food.

Em x

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Through the fifth intercostal space on the left side of the mid-clavicular line

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Would probably require me to have one first

. It’s stored in a freezer

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

When your words match your actions.

Otherwise, coffee and a hug will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a good dad, being there for your kids.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Puppies

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Pulled pork served by a lady in full lingerie in heels please

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Oh and puppies

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Yes, love puppies too.

Wait though, which kind of puppies are we talking about??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting in isn't so much of a problem.

Getting out and making sure everything is connected up and working properly - that's harder.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Doughnuts please. And if you're lucky, I'll let you lick the sugar off my lips

*Runs to the bakery*

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Accepting me as I am.

Comfortable being yourself with me.

Hugs

Meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good kiss then I'd tell you what gets me really going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small thoughtful things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnuts please. And if you're lucky, I'll let you lick the sugar off my lips

Can I lick it off your willy instead?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Dads with babies, or children. Good dads.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Being a good dad, being there for your kids."

Actually, this is an underrated attractor! When I'm not Davina, I've been told by several women that I'm intimidating - generally all in black and leather with a face that says I want to hit you (apparently). My point... after our daughter was born, my wife and I would take her to the mall and I'd push the pram. The number of women who would approach me to say hi, coo at the baby and generally gush at me and in many cases flirt (totally ignoring my wife!) was astounding!

I thought it was a sitcom cliche.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Pay me some attention and tell me I’m pretty

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnuts please. And if you're lucky, I'll let you lick the sugar off my lips

*Runs to the bakery*"

A woman with dedication! You definitely go far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnuts please. And if you're lucky, I'll let you lick the sugar off my lips

Can I lick it off your willy instead? "

*Swoon* I mean, yeah sure, that'll work too

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Dads with babies, or children. Good dads."

Ha the irony.

I get this all the time. You are a great dad etc. It's lovely to hear but when I say: I have really tried to be; it drained everything out of me, I don't want to do it again.

Their opinion usually switches pretty fast.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Jaffa Cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a good dad, being there for your kids.

I thought it was a sitcom cliche.

Hehe. Women love a man with a baby. I pay more attention to how men are with their kids after a split. So many fuck off or do the minimal. I very much judge them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kittens

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Tell me I'm pretty. I won't believe you, but it's the thought and attention that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Affection.

Kisses.

Laughter.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Dagger

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Being a good dad, being there for your kids.

I thought it was a sitcom cliche.

Hehe. Women love a man with a baby. I pay more attention to how men are with their kids after a split. So many fuck off or do the minimal. I very much judge them. "

I will never understand men who wash their hands of their kids and their parental responsibilities. After my wife marrying me, being a father has been the most massive privilege of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a heart

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

listening to me properly and understanding my situation correctly

taking care of my needs, and letting me take care of yours...

and cake, fetch me cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a good dad, being there for your kids.

I thought it was a sitcom cliche.

Hehe. Women love a man with a baby. I pay more attention to how men are with their kids after a split. So many fuck off or do the minimal. I very much judge them.

I will never understand men who wash their hands of their kids and their parental responsibilities. After my wife marrying me, being a father has been the most massive privilege of my life. "

No, I won't ever understand it or forgive my kids' dad for doing it.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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No, I won't ever understand it or forgive my kids' dad for doing it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hobnobs, a good brew and a head tickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue punch my fart box

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By *anted by Night OP Man
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"I don't have a heart "

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Bringing food

Liking my dog (I instantly hate anyone who dislikes the dog)

Not putting entire life on social media

If my kids like them

Generally just being honest decent normsl person who likes someone for who they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who is genuinely kind and thoughtful for no reason will make me pay attention

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treating me like a prize to be cherished

Respect

Openness

Honesty

Good sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the quickest way to your heart? Answers on a postcard

Someone that can stimulate my mind and make me laugh, a person that I can have a conversation with that will intrigue enough to make me want more…

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed me and tickle my back

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

To message me for a meet

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Be on time

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Pulmonary vein if you're a gas. If you're a solid or liquid, most likely via the hepatic portal vein.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Honesty

Oh and coffee and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good taste in music.

If they also play drums or can sing it's a done deal.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Pulmonary vein if you're a gas. If you're a solid or liquid, most likely via the hepatic portal vein."

Vena cava, surely?!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Pulmonary vein if you're a gas. If you're a solid or liquid, most likely via the hepatic portal vein.

Vena cava, surely?! "

Well okay sure, hepatic portal vein, liver then inferior vena cava... but I was thinking of just that first bit.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Defibrillator

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

There are no shortcuts to my heart.

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Sucker for a nice smile.

Ms.Pac Man.

Real Poutine.

The Goonies.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Certain music and films can get me very emotional.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Certain music and films can get me very emotional. "
Rocky3?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't have one

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

You would have to find it fist, through the blackness of misery that used to be my emotions.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Quite easy to get to mine. I get feelings really easily. I don’t see it as a bad thing though. I can just as easily walk away if someone pisses me off.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Quite easy to get to mine. I get feelings really easily. I don’t see it as a bad thing though. I can just as easily walk away if someone pisses me off. "
so its...... Tough.... Love

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Quite easy to get to mine. I get feelings really easily. I don’t see it as a bad thing though. I can just as easily walk away if someone pisses me off. so its...... Tough.... Love

I wouldn’t say that. I just don’t really hold torches. If something’s done it’s done.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Laughter is a sure way. That's how we got together. Within minutes of meeting we were both heartedly laughing with each other.

20 years later we still laugh so much together daily.

Humour is essential in life.

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

"Chinese takeaway and a dog

Not necessarily the same thing

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