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"Howdy" • Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace. | |||
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"Late late late!!! Tut tut, Nero!!" • Good evening ² of the terrible ³ ![]() | |||
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"Bonsoir mes amis ![]() It's not even hard when it's a song title Mrs M! Mais bien sûr ma chérie. I'm feeling a 'cuntinental' vibe tonight J | |||
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"Late late late!!! Tut tut, Nero!! It's allowed me to complete my fab ambition if 1st on a Nero thread ![]() • TT² — I shall bestow upon thee a cavalcade of troops and a fiddler's three³ ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! " How do you have a cheese on toast malfunction? Report back when all is well! | |||
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"Good evening all from the far reaches of Yorkshire. Hope everyone has enjoyed the Bank Holiday. " • Evening felicitations _leedsfitguy_ / It's been a wet but wonderful bank holiday. I hope you are well? | |||
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"Merry Christmas mr laurwence " • Good evening Ként¹°°°. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. | |||
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"Howdy • Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace." I felt a pink Floyd vibe"have a ciger" but never been described as graceful | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! " Chow it down, I say. Hope your cheese related emergency is resolved to your satisfaction ![]() | |||
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"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, we bought a shed that we struggled to fit in my car (flat packed). We also went swimming in the buff and had curry for tea. I've just finished sewing badges onto things ( ![]() ![]() ° Good evening KC² — I'm always enamoured by your Nocturnal anecdotes. There's always a compendium of life's events in your daily repartee. Surely the car would fit in the shed and not the other way around?? ![]() | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! " a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! " • Hello Super Shy (or is that 'Supper Shy' because it's late for your Welsh rarebit). You may borrow the expensive Dualit™ toaster that we keep in the Nøcturnal Snug Bar. | |||
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"Bonsoir mes amis ![]() • Looking forward to getting my silk lined gloves on this one ^... | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?" UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx" ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening everyone ![]() ° Good evening JagerMorgan. How is your health? I hope you are keeping well and safe. ![]() | |||
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"Morning Treacle ![]() ![]() ![]() • You're on the South-Coast, you veritable vixen! ![]() | |||
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"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, we bought a shed that we struggled to fit in my car (flat packed). We also went swimming in the buff and had curry for tea. I've just finished sewing badges onto things ( ![]() ![]() ![]() Sadly, the shed would not convey us home. I had to abandon Mr and Micro KC and they got a taxi home ![]() | |||
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"Howdy • Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace. I felt a pink Floyd vibe"have a ciger" but never been described as graceful " • The word on Route 66 is that some Americans are indeed rather graceful. ![]() | |||
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"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock God this is painful ![]() • Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. ![]() | |||
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"Howdy • Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace. I felt a pink Floyd vibe"have a ciger" but never been described as graceful • The word on Route 66 is that some Americans are indeed rather graceful. ![]() some,get their kicksby being sauvee and debanary ![]() | |||
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"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, we bought a shed that we struggled to fit in my car (flat packed). We also went swimming in the buff and had curry for tea. I've just finished sewing badges onto things ( ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • It's not long until Micro KC starts taking driving lessons. | |||
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"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock God this is painful ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ay I don't need that stuff anymore I switched to vaping. Yeah yeah I know... But I will not identify the knobs you see vaping because they think it's cool, I have sensible reasons for it Im just dying for some sugary drinks and snacks and maybe see if they got AA batteries for my gaming mouse | |||
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"Good evening all ![]() • Good ëvëning —MrsRabbit MrInked— Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal snúg bàr. Would it be ungentlemanly for me to remark that your êyês, as delightfully dramatic as they are, could sink a battleship. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they ![]() ![]() ![]() Hugs ![]() | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they ![]() ![]() ![]() • Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo! Is it an Oscar de la Renta? [get well soon] | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() I FOUND MY KETCHUP!! I'll stop shouting now And yes I was sad enough to take a pic ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha. A bit siren like yeah? Lol | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks lovely. No I didn't. I shall go look x | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone... I hope you all enjoyed Eater Monday... ![]() • g°°d Evening Brôther Åsh †..! Are you looking forward to your little break away? | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening everyone ![]() ![]() All good here thank you, as well and as safe as can be. How about you? | |||
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"Morning Treacle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() On the Gold-Coast in my dreams though, dear afternoon tea chum ![]() | |||
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"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock God this is painful ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Can you please kindly fetch a bottle of Hamilton Russell on your way to your 24 hour, my flower? | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() ![]() Instant pizza ![]() | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() ![]() looks like a grilled cheese to me | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() ![]() I wonder if that's the first ever Cheese on Toast profile pic in the history of Fab? The amount of golden toastiness is sublime *chef's kiss* J | |||
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"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock God this is painful ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Best I can do is a bottle of lucozade and a packet of monster lunch ![]() | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() ![]() • I think most of us salaciously cultured folk are looking at your décollatage. ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all ![]() ![]() ![]() • Indeed. Please kindly convey the Nocturnal regards to Mr Ïnkëd! | |||
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"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps " Makes 2 of us, been back an hour | |||
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"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps Makes 2 of us, been back an hour " Yep , who doesn’t love bank holiday shifts ![]() | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they ![]() ![]() ![]() Aww thank you for those kind words. It's actually not a dress. They are my dance wings. They make me happy . | |||
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"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps Makes 2 of us, been back an hour Yep , who doesn’t love bank holiday shifts ![]() They're the best ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() ![]() I thought grilled cheese was Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together?? ![]() | |||
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"Hello dear ex-husband. So today. Let's see. I handled some news without crying or speaking to my friends about it. Progress. I uploaded a photo that I've had so many lovely messages about. Finalised date details. And had a lovely almost two hour long phone call with a brilliant mind. ![]() • I think it's time to aMELIorate the situation, oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. | |||
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"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren. ![]() • oxondÅvina! How are you this evening? ![]() | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they ![]() ![]() ![]() They are beautiful. I bought some iridescent LED ones for when we had a special sparkly day in memory of a colleague. I'm hoping to take them to a music festival this year but I won't look as elegant as you! Jx | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening everyone ![]() ![]() • It's all good, despite life's undulating challenges. | |||
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"Morning Treacle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • How was London?? ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() Me too, the slight nuanced difference between a cheese toasties and cheese on toast ![]() | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they ![]() ![]() ![]() I performed with my LED ones last year they are fun .. I'm sure you will look amazing and what a beautiful reason to have them. Wear them with pride x | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() yes and it looks like yours, I know I missing something ,my universal translator must be off-line | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() ![]() Shame my mush is in it lol but I'm getting used to taking face pics slowly. ![]() | |||
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"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock God this is painful ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • We accept such humble offerings with thanks. | |||
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"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren. ![]() ![]() Mit mir geht's gut, danke Nero. Ich lerne Deutsch auf dem Duolingo-app. ![]() | |||
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"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren. ![]() ![]() Thank you for asking. ![]() | |||
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"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps " • Good evening Tempted²³...! | |||
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"Hello all" • p4bím - hello back! I hope you're well? | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they ![]() ![]() ![]() • Dance ![]() ![]() | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? " You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. " I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy." Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. ![]() | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they ![]() ![]() ![]() • That's because you shall lôôk elegant as yourself! ![]() | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mines grilled in the oven and i eat each slice separately? Haha why don't we just call it hot cheese bread | |||
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"I want cheese on toast now ![]() • Hush, harlot! ![]() | |||
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"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps • Good evening Tempted²³...!" Evening O.P ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mines grilled in the oven and i eat each slice separately? Haha why don't we just call it hot cheese bread | |||
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"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren. ![]() ![]() ![]() • You're welcome, dårling..•°°* | |||
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"its a bit early to call it late late! some people are out, as in out out. and wont be back till late! hello all the same" • This ^ | |||
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"Morning Treacle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Superb as always and unfortunately time pressured on the sunday, else I would have arranged a how do ![]() | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. ![]() I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower! J | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() maybe it's more of what it's called than how it's made? | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. ![]() • The last time I saw two flagons of that size was at the Lalique™ museum. Crystal they were. And equally valuable. I need to find this photo of yours that seems to be today's 'de rigueur'. ![]() | |||
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"Morning Treacle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • I was in the City on Sunday, in King's Road... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. ![]() Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs. I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. ![]() | |||
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"I miss JåmiePånts. ![]() So do I. I think she's doing a Midsommar thing. Got a message from her, she'd clearly been imbibing the local moonshine. | |||
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"I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that. I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower! J Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs. I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. ![]() That sounds hot! Do you have any of those items already? Curvy Kate does an amazing faux leather bra. It's the one under the mesh top in my profile. The mesh top was a bargain £6 off amazon. | |||
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"I miss JåmiePånts. ![]() • Please send her my regards. I could easily do it but I'm keeping my WhatsApp vouchers for now. | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. ![]() ![]() Doesn't sound dull to me! I'd like to have that outfit. ![]() | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. ![]() ![]() What about a leather wrap skirt? ![]() | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. ![]() ![]() You will rock that outfit and its not dull. Amazon actually do really good mesh underbust corsets too. Despite being metal boned you can move and breathe in them . They look great over clothes as well. X | |||
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" I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. ![]() Snag do amazing faux garter fishnets in a huge range of sizes and colours. Wear your knickers on top, or not at all ![]() ![]() | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. ![]() ![]() Ooh, I must look for those. I love corsets. | |||
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"I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower! J Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs. I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. ![]() Yep! I have a flared leather skirt. Green lingerie from Playful Promises. Fishnets (sharkies I think?) from Snag. Docs. Mesh top sounds like a really good idea, thank you! Going to look at Amazon. | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() And cheese. | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() Welcome ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() • I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière. Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7. We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. ![]() | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() I await the weird dreams thread in the morning ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() Hello, welcome to the Noc ![]() | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() • You're quite the Turophile, MístyPèaks! | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() ![]() • This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed. ![]() | |||
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"Evening all and op and I'm going to bid you all goodnite too." • Good evening for your fleeting-greeting. Sleep well! ![]() | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe try some brie? ![]() | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() ![]() ![]() So i have this to look forward to??? | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() ![]() Why thank you MsWyld! Got to say you look fantastic! ![]() | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • What, if I may ask, are your pillow talk skills like? | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() ![]() ![]() Let us know in the morning? | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() ![]() ![]() • Alas, yes! ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() ![]() ![]() Aww thank you so much. You look equally fantastic ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() ![]() Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not sure, I've no one in mu bed to talk to ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() ![]() Thank you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Best for better sleep: The calcium in cheese helps your body use the tryptophan that's naturally found in dairy to make melatonin, a hormone produced in a tiny gland in the middle of your brain. Ideally, we produce more melatonin at night, which helps us know it's time to sleep. I always remember my dreams so.....I'll write it down unless it's naughty ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Fair maiden, the Nocturnal snug bar is neutral territory, hallowed ground and a safe haven. Romantic interludes do indeed occur but never of 'that' nature. Are you requiring seduction by stealth? | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() Herzlich wilkommen im Nocturnal-thread. ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha!! She's a good'en! Please stay lol | |||
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"Evening all??" Hello Cheese on toast? ![]() | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • There is a Caledonian Sleeper that traverses the Victoriana tracks between Ed in Burg and ye olde London Towne. Not much sleeping occurs on this choochoo. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wonder if different cheese would have different effects, would you dream of yodeling if you had swiss?" ![]() | |||
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"Hier finden sie schone manner und sexy-frauen. ![]() Are you feeling 'cuntinental' too Davina? ![]() | |||
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"Evening all??" • Good evening fine sir, °•james 1234566•° | |||
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"Evening all??" Welcome to the Noc James ![]() | |||
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"Still awake! Been a loooong ass day today!" • How cums? | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •• ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So I'm led to believe . I'll need to try it and hope for good travel companions ![]() | |||
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"Still awake! Been a loooong ass day today! • How cums?" Been up since 4am | |||
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"Still awake! Been a loooong ass day today! • How cums? Been up since 4am " • Ah, that sexplains it! | |||
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"Yes please ??" I suspect you're trying to use your own emojis. They don't work on fab and make you look quizzical. There is a small selection under the text box ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why thank you!??" Also clicking reply+ quote lets us know who you're replying to. ![]() | |||
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"...What, if I may ask, are your pillow talk skills like? I'm not sure, I've no one in my bed to talk to ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Noted. Duly. Undoubtedly. | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How disappointing that they never occur! I might suggest you’d save the trees by not requiring as much wood for your hearth. The wood I allude to is naturally reoccurring at much greater rate than our beautiful forest and gets everyone warm and toasty much more quickly ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wonder if different cheese would have different effects, would you dream of yodeling if you had swiss?" There's a joke here about selling cars and making love to a beautiful woman, but I fear it would be lost in translation. The difference between grilled cheese and cheese on toast has put enough strain on the trans-Atlantic 'special relationship' for one night. B | |||
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"Hier finden sie schone manner und sexy-frauen. ![]() ![]() Ah! Du machst eine grappe. Wie machen auf Julie Urlaub im Berlin. Ich lerne wieder Deutsch also ich mit leute kann sprechen. ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • The snug bar is close to an arboretum. There is wood a plenty. It's a mystical realm. I'm your Paladin. | |||
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"james 1234566 — use "Reply+Quote" to put context into your replies. Otherwise I'm going to assume that you're only replying to me ÅND that you fancy me. ![]() ![]() Sorry mate ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hier finden sie schone manner und sexy-frauen. ![]() ![]() I'm always feeling "cuntinental" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"james 1234566 — use "Reply+Quote" to put context into your replies. Otherwise I'm going to assume that you're only replying to me ÅND that you fancy me. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Brilliant! ![]() | |||
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