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"1st? " • Good evening TT²! You are this evening's F¹rst poster! Welcome to the Noc' lounge. | |||
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"Bonsoir mes amis " Voulez vous… Sod it FAF? | |||
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"Late late late!!! Tut tut, Nero!!" It's allowed me to complete my fab ambition if 1st on a Nero thread I'm happy it's late | |||
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".•°°" • Good evening PrinçessPüddle_! ²nd in place / ¹st in my heart. | |||
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"Howdy" • Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace. | |||
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"Bonsoir mes amis " • Good evening ¹ of the terrible ³ | |||
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"Late late late!!! Tut tut, Nero!!" • Good evening ² of the terrible ³ . | |||
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"Bonsoir mes amis Voulez vous… Sod it FAF?" It's not even hard when it's a song title Mrs M! Mais bien sûr ma chérie. I'm feeling a 'cuntinental' vibe tonight J | |||
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"Late late late!!! Tut tut, Nero!! It's allowed me to complete my fab ambition if 1st on a Nero thread I'm happy it's late " • TT² — I shall bestow upon thee a cavalcade of troops and a fiddler's three³ . | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! " How do you have a cheese on toast malfunction? Report back when all is well! | |||
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".•°° • Good evening PrinçessPüddle_! ²nd in place / ¹st in my heart." Good evening Nerö..•°° How are you..? | |||
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"Morning Treacle " • Good •••EVENING••• Compy. | |||
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"Bonsoir mes amis Voulez vous… Sod it FAF? It's not even hard when it's a song title Mrs M! Mais bien sûr ma chérie. I'm feeling a 'cuntinental' vibe tonight J" I can say it. I can sing it. I just can’t spell it | |||
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"Good evening all from the far reaches of Yorkshire. Hope everyone has enjoyed the Bank Holiday. " • Evening felicitations _leedsfitguy_ / It's been a wet but wonderful bank holiday. I hope you are well? | |||
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"Merry Christmas mr laurwence " • Good evening Ként¹°°°. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. | |||
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"Morning Treacle • Good •••EVENING••• Compy. " Not in Australia it's not | |||
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"Howdy • Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace." I felt a pink Floyd vibe"have a ciger" but never been described as graceful | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! " Chow it down, I say. Hope your cheese related emergency is resolved to your satisfaction | |||
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"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, we bought a shed that we struggled to fit in my car (flat packed). We also went swimming in the buff and had curry for tea. I've just finished sewing badges onto things ( ) and Mr KC is working on filling his new display case with more Warhammer things " ° Good evening KC² — I'm always enamoured by your Nocturnal anecdotes. There's always a compendium of life's events in your daily repartee. Surely the car would fit in the shed and not the other way around?? | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! " a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! " • Hello Super Shy (or is that 'Supper Shy' because it's late for your Welsh rarebit). You may borrow the expensive Dualit™ toaster that we keep in the Nøcturnal Snug Bar. | |||
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"Bonsoir mes amis Voulez vous… Sod it FAF? It's not even hard when it's a song title Mrs M! Mais bien sûr ma chérie. I'm feeling a 'cuntinental' vibe tonight J" • Looking forward to getting my silk lined gloves on this one ^... | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?" UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx | |||
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".•°° • Good evening PrinçessPüddle_! ²nd in place / ¹st in my heart. Good evening Nerö..•°° How are you..? " • I'm so-and-so. Check the other platform... | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx" oops, and the language barrier raises it's head | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening everyone " ° Good evening JagerMorgan. How is your health? I hope you are keeping well and safe. | |||
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"Morning Treacle • Good •••EVENING••• Compy. Not in Australia it's not " • You're on the South-Coast, you veritable vixen! | |||
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"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, we bought a shed that we struggled to fit in my car (flat packed). We also went swimming in the buff and had curry for tea. I've just finished sewing badges onto things ( ) and Mr KC is working on filling his new display case with more Warhammer things ° Good evening KC² — I'm always enamoured by your Nocturnal anecdotes. There's always a compendium of life's events in your daily repartee. Surely the car would fit in the shed and not the other way around?? " Sadly, the shed would not convey us home. I had to abandon Mr and Micro KC and they got a taxi home | |||
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"Howdy • Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace. I felt a pink Floyd vibe"have a ciger" but never been described as graceful " • The word on Route 66 is that some Americans are indeed rather graceful. | |||
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"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock God this is painful " • Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything! | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head" Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. | |||
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"Howdy • Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace. I felt a pink Floyd vibe"have a ciger" but never been described as graceful • The word on Route 66 is that some Americans are indeed rather graceful. " some,get their kicksby being sauvee and debanary | |||
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"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, we bought a shed that we struggled to fit in my car (flat packed). We also went swimming in the buff and had curry for tea. I've just finished sewing badges onto things ( ) and Mr KC is working on filling his new display case with more Warhammer things ° Good evening KC² — I'm always enamoured by your Nocturnal anecdotes. There's always a compendium of life's events in your daily repartee. Surely the car would fit in the shed and not the other way around?? Sadly, the shed would not convey us home. I had to abandon Mr and Micro KC and they got a taxi home " • It's not long until Micro KC starts taking driving lessons. | |||
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"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock God this is painful • Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything! " Ay I don't need that stuff anymore I switched to vaping. Yeah yeah I know... But I will not identify the knobs you see vaping because they think it's cool, I have sensible reasons for it Im just dying for some sugary drinks and snacks and maybe see if they got AA batteries for my gaming mouse | |||
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"Good evening all (Mrs)" • Good ëvëning —MrsRabbit MrInked— Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal snúg bàr. Would it be ungentlemanly for me to remark that your êyês, as delightfully dramatic as they are, could sink a battleship. | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. " may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile " Hugs I don't know if you saw, but on the Smear thread somebody asked you a question about the hormone testing. Jx | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile " • Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo! Is it an Oscar de la Renta? [get well soon] | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary " I FOUND MY KETCHUP!! I'll stop shouting now And yes I was sad enough to take a pic | |||
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"Good evening all (Mrs) • Good ëvëning —MrsRabbit MrInked— Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal snúg bàr. Would it be ungentlemanly for me to remark that your êyês, as delightfully dramatic as they are, could sink a battleship. " Haha. A bit siren like yeah? Lol | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile Hugs I don't know if you saw, but on the Smear thread somebody asked you a question about the hormone testing. Jx" Thanks lovely. No I didn't. I shall go look x | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone... I hope you all enjoyed Eater Monday... " • g°°d Evening Brôther Åsh †..! Are you looking forward to your little break away? | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening everyone ° Good evening JagerMorgan. How is your health? I hope you are keeping well and safe. " All good here thank you, as well and as safe as can be. How about you? | |||
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"Morning Treacle • Good •••EVENING••• Compy. Not in Australia it's not • You're on the South-Coast, you veritable vixen! " On the Gold-Coast in my dreams though, dear afternoon tea chum | |||
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"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock God this is painful • Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything! Ay I don't need that stuff anymore I switched to vaping. Yeah yeah I know... But I will not identify the knobs you see vaping because they think it's cool, I have sensible reasons for it Im just dying for some sugary drinks and snacks and maybe see if they got AA batteries for my gaming mouse" • Can you please kindly fetch a bottle of Hamilton Russell on your way to your 24 hour, my flower? | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary I FOUND MY KETCHUP!! I'll stop shouting now And yes I was sad enough to take a pic " Instant pizza | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary I FOUND MY KETCHUP!! I'll stop shouting now And yes I was sad enough to take a pic " looks like a grilled cheese to me | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary I FOUND MY KETCHUP!! I'll stop shouting now And yes I was sad enough to take a pic " I wonder if that's the first ever Cheese on Toast profile pic in the history of Fab? The amount of golden toastiness is sublime *chef's kiss* J | |||
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"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock God this is painful • Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything! Ay I don't need that stuff anymore I switched to vaping. Yeah yeah I know... But I will not identify the knobs you see vaping because they think it's cool, I have sensible reasons for it Im just dying for some sugary drinks and snacks and maybe see if they got AA batteries for my gaming mouse • Can you please kindly fetch a bottle of Hamilton Russell on your way to your 24 hour, my flower?" Best I can do is a bottle of lucozade and a packet of monster lunch | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary I FOUND MY KETCHUP!! I'll stop shouting now And yes I was sad enough to take a pic " • I think most of us salaciously cultured folk are looking at your décollatage. | |||
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"Good evening all (Mrs) • Good ëvëning —MrsRabbit MrInked— Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal snúg bàr. Would it be ungentlemanly for me to remark that your êyês, as delightfully dramatic as they are, could sink a battleship. Haha. A bit siren like yeah? Lol " • Indeed. Please kindly convey the Nocturnal regards to Mr Ïnkëd! | |||
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"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps Makes 2 of us, been back an hour " Yep , who doesn’t love bank holiday shifts | |||
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"Good evening all (Mrs) • Good ëvëning —MrsRabbit MrInked— Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal snúg bàr. Would it be ungentlemanly for me to remark that your êyês, as delightfully dramatic as they are, could sink a battleship. Haha. A bit siren like yeah? Lol • Indeed. Please kindly convey the Nocturnal regards to Mr Ïnkëd! " Of course good sir He is in the land of nod but i shall (Mrs) | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile • Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo! Is it an Oscar de la Renta? [get well soon]" Aww thank you for those kind words. It's actually not a dress. They are my dance wings. They make me happy . | |||
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"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps Makes 2 of us, been back an hour Yep , who doesn’t love bank holiday shifts " They're the best | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary I FOUND MY KETCHUP!! I'll stop shouting now And yes I was sad enough to take a pic looks like a grilled cheese to me" I thought grilled cheese was Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together?? | |||
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"Hello dear ex-husband. So today. Let's see. I handled some news without crying or speaking to my friends about it. Progress. I uploaded a photo that I've had so many lovely messages about. Finalised date details. And had a lovely almost two hour long phone call with a brilliant mind. Hope your night is going well! x " • I think it's time to aMELIorate the situation, oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. | |||
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"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren. " • oxondÅvina! How are you this evening? | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile • Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo! Is it an Oscar de la Renta? [get well soon] Aww thank you for those kind words. It's actually not a dress. They are my dance wings. They make me happy . " They are beautiful. I bought some iridescent LED ones for when we had a special sparkly day in memory of a colleague. I'm hoping to take them to a music festival this year but I won't look as elegant as you! Jx | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening everyone ° Good evening JagerMorgan. How is your health? I hope you are keeping well and safe. All good here thank you, as well and as safe as can be. How about you? " • It's all good, despite life's undulating challenges. | |||
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"Morning Treacle • Good •••EVENING••• Compy. Not in Australia it's not • You're on the South-Coast, you veritable vixen! On the Gold-Coast in my dreams though, dear afternoon tea chum " • How was London?? | |||
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" looks like a grilled cheese to me I thought grilled cheese was Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together?? " Me too, the slight nuanced difference between a cheese toasties and cheese on toast J | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile • Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo! Is it an Oscar de la Renta? [get well soon] Aww thank you for those kind words. It's actually not a dress. They are my dance wings. They make me happy . They are beautiful. I bought some iridescent LED ones for when we had a special sparkly day in memory of a colleague. I'm hoping to take them to a music festival this year but I won't look as elegant as you! Jx" I performed with my LED ones last year they are fun .. I'm sure you will look amazing and what a beautiful reason to have them. Wear them with pride x | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary I FOUND MY KETCHUP!! I'll stop shouting now And yes I was sad enough to take a pic looks like a grilled cheese to me I thought grilled cheese was Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together?? " yes and it looks like yours, I know I missing something ,my universal translator must be off-line | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary I FOUND MY KETCHUP!! I'll stop shouting now And yes I was sad enough to take a pic I wonder if that's the first ever Cheese on Toast profile pic in the history of Fab? The amount of golden toastiness is sublime *chef's kiss* J" Shame my mush is in it lol but I'm getting used to taking face pics slowly. | |||
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"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock God this is painful • Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything! Ay I don't need that stuff anymore I switched to vaping. Yeah yeah I know... But I will not identify the knobs you see vaping because they think it's cool, I have sensible reasons for it Im just dying for some sugary drinks and snacks and maybe see if they got AA batteries for my gaming mouse • Can you please kindly fetch a bottle of Hamilton Russell on your way to your 24 hour, my flower? Best I can do is a bottle of lucozade and a packet of monster lunch " • We accept such humble offerings with thanks. | |||
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"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren. • oxondÅvina! How are you this evening? " Mit mir geht's gut, danke Nero. Ich lerne Deutsch auf dem Duolingo-app. | |||
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"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren. • oxondÅvina! How are you this evening? " Thank you for asking. | |||
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"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps " • Good evening Tempted²³...! | |||
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"Hello all" • p4bím - hello back! I hope you're well? | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? " You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. " I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy." Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that. | |||
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"Good evening from Edinburgh. I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck) My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile • Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo! Is it an Oscar de la Renta? [get well soon] Aww thank you for those kind words. It's actually not a dress. They are my dance wings. They make me happy . They are beautiful. I bought some iridescent LED ones for when we had a special sparkly day in memory of a colleague. I'm hoping to take them to a music festival this year but I won't look as elegant as you! Jx" • That's because you shall lôôk elegant as yourself! | |||
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"Morning Treacle • Good •••EVENING••• Compy. Not in Australia it's not • You're on the South-Coast, you veritable vixen! On the Gold-Coast in my dreams though, dear afternoon tea chum • How was London?? " Superb as always and unfortunately time pressured on the sunday, else I would have arranged a how do | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that." I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower! J | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello Nero Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to. Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out? UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread. Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary I FOUND MY KETCHUP!! I'll stop shouting now And yes I was sad enough to take a pic looks like a grilled cheese to me I thought grilled cheese was Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together?? yes and it looks like yours, I know I missing something ,my universal translator must be off-line Mines grilled in the oven and i eat each slice separately? Haha why don't we just call it hot cheese bread" maybe it's more of what it's called than how it's made? | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that." • The last time I saw two flagons of that size was at the Lalique™ museum. Crystal they were. And equally valuable. I need to find this photo of yours that seems to be today's 'de rigueur'. | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that. I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower! J" Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs. I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. | |||
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"I miss JåmiePånts. " So do I. I think she's doing a Midsommar thing. Got a message from her, she'd clearly been imbibing the local moonshine. | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that. I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower! J Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs. I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. " Doesn't sound dull to me! I'd like to have that outfit. | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that. I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower! J Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs. I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. " What about a leather wrap skirt? | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that. I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower! J Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs. I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. " You will rock that outfit and its not dull. Amazon actually do really good mesh underbust corsets too. Despite being metal boned you can move and breathe in them . They look great over clothes as well. X | |||
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" I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. You will rock that outfit and its not dull. Amazon actually do really good mesh underbust corsets too. Despite being metal boned you can move and breathe in them . They look great over clothes as well. X" Snag do amazing faux garter fishnets in a huge range of sizes and colours. Wear your knickers on top, or not at all , and it's very kink friendly J | |||
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"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it? You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't. I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy. Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one. I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that. I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower! J Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs. I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. You will rock that outfit and its not dull. Amazon actually do really good mesh underbust corsets too. Despite being metal boned you can move and breathe in them . They look great over clothes as well. X" Ooh, I must look for those. I love corsets. | |||
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"I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower! J Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs. I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. That sounds hot! Do you have any of those items already? Curvy Kate does an amazing faux leather bra. It's the one under the mesh top in my profile. The mesh top was a bargain £6 off amazon. " Yep! I have a flared leather skirt. Green lingerie from Playful Promises. Fishnets (sharkies I think?) from Snag. Docs. Mesh top sounds like a really good idea, thank you! Going to look at Amazon. | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x • I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière. Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7. We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth." Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped. | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •••• And cheese. I await the weird dreams thread in the morning • This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed. Maybe try some brie? Bad jokes aside, I'm the same and it can be quite unsettling too • What, if I may ask, are your pillow talk skills like?" I'm not sure, I've no one in mu bed to talk to | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x Hello, welcome to the Noc Jx" Thank you | |||
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"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. •••• And cheese. I await the weird dreams thread in the morning • This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed. So i have this to look forward to??? • Alas, yes! " Best for better sleep: The calcium in cheese helps your body use the tryptophan that's naturally found in dairy to make melatonin, a hormone produced in a tiny gland in the middle of your brain. Ideally, we produce more melatonin at night, which helps us know it's time to sleep. I always remember my dreams so.....I'll write it down unless it's naughty | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x • I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière. Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7. We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth. Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped. " • Fair maiden, the Nocturnal snug bar is neutral territory, hallowed ground and a safe haven. Romantic interludes do indeed occur but never of 'that' nature. Are you requiring seduction by stealth? | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x " Herzlich wilkommen im Nocturnal-thread. | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x • I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière. Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7. We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth. Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped. " Haha!! She's a good'en! Please stay lol | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x • I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière. Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7. We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth. Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped. • Fair maiden, the Nocturnal snug bar is neutral territory, hallowed ground and a safe haven. Romantic interludes do indeed occur but never of 'that' nature. Are you requiring seduction by stealth?" How disappointing that they never occur! I might suggest you’d save the trees by not requiring as much wood for your hearth. The wood I allude to is naturally reoccurring at much greater rate than our beautiful forest and gets everyone warm and toasty much more quickly I think I have proven quite quickly kind sir that I am not so stealthy and readily speak my mind I like my men (and women) to do the same. | |||
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"Wonder if different cheese would have different effects, would you dream of yodeling if you had swiss?" There's a joke here about selling cars and making love to a beautiful woman, but I fear it would be lost in translation. The difference between grilled cheese and cheese on toast has put enough strain on the trans-Atlantic 'special relationship' for one night. B | |||
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"Hier finden sie schone manner und sexy-frauen. Are you feeling 'cuntinental' too Davina? J" Ah! Du machst eine grappe. Wie machen auf Julie Urlaub im Berlin. Ich lerne wieder Deutsch also ich mit leute kann sprechen. | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x • I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière. Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7. We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth. Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped. Haha!! She's a good'en! Please stay lol" Haha thank you! | |||
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" why thank you my numb farming fingers struggle with those tiny things! " A farmer? *swoons* | |||
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"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x • I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière. Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7. We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth. Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped. • Fair maiden, the Nocturnal snug bar is neutral territory, hallowed ground and a safe haven. Romantic interludes do indeed occur but never of 'that' nature. Are you requiring seduction by stealth? How disappointing that they never occur! I might suggest you’d save the trees by not requiring as much wood for your hearth. The wood I allude to is naturally reoccurring at much greater rate than our beautiful forest and gets everyone warm and toasty much more quickly I think I have proven quite quickly kind sir that I am not so stealthy and readily speak my mind I like my men (and women) to do the same. " • The snug bar is close to an arboretum. There is wood a plenty. It's a mystical realm. I'm your Paladin. | |||
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"_ames 1234566 — use "Reply+Quote" to put context into your replies. Otherwise I'm going to assume that you're only replying to me ÅND that you fancy me. " Sorry mate think I’ve nailed it this time? | |||
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"Hier finden sie schone manner und sexy-frauen. Are you feeling 'cuntinental' too Davina? J" I'm always feeling "cuntinental" Often quite cocky too. | |||
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"_ames 1234566 — use "Reply+Quote" to put context into your replies. Otherwise I'm going to assume that you're only replying to me ÅND that you fancy me. Sorry mate think I’ve nailed it this time? " • Brilliant! | |||
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" why thank you my numb farming fingers struggle with those tiny things! A farmer? *swoons*" Hahaha oh yeah we’re hot topic since Clarksons Farm | |||
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