FabSwingers.com forum: You are gifted a pineapple

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What are you going to do with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gift it right back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to my good friend CoyoteUgly to replace the sex toy I pinched off her

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Put it on a pizza

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Eat it. I love fresh pineapple even though it makes my lips tingle

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Post it to my mate who eats them with spoon

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Post it to my mate who eats them with spoon

Would you wrap it up, or just write the address on the skin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give it to my good friend CoyoteUgly to replace the sex toy I pinched off her

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When life gives you pineapples, you make a piña colada

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Put it on a pizza

Best place for it

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"What are you going to do with it?

Turn it into a smoothie

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Put it in the fridge with the intention of eating it then throw it out a week later when it starts to go bad after being too lazy to do whatever it is you do to get to the stuff inside it

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Find Tony Michaels….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give it to my good friend CoyoteUgly to replace the sex toy I pinched off her

Ouch"

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would cut it up and freeze it with the intention of adding it to smoothies.

I wouldn't actually do this as I drink coffee not smoothies. My freezer is full of unwanted fruit.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

peel it. cut some to put in a smoothy.

put some in a fruit salad.

BUT I wont put it on a pizza!

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Mr del monte wants his pineapple back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop it up and put it on a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you going to do with it?

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Take pics

Mental note: upside down can be painful .

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Cut it up into Pineapple rings and see how many I can balance on some poor sods erection ...

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I'll eat it

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Cut it up into Pineapple rings and see how many I can balance on some poor sods erection ...

I'm sensing a photo challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut it up into Pineapple rings and see how many I can balance on some poor sods erection ...

You could play a game of ring toss on mine

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

LI luuuurve pineapple. I'd prep it and drizzle it in syrup, then bake it, then feast on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to one of my partners to watch him do his happy dance when he gets to use this amazing pineapple corer/slicer contraption he bought off the rainforest River site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Force feed it to F to test if it makes her taste sweeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry that it wont magically become pineapple fritters smothered in treacle instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank them for the new flashlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When life gives you pineapples, you make a piña colada"

No piña colada fans?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"When life gives you pineapples, you make a piña colada

No piña colada fans? "

I’m not into yoga

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

Turn it upside down and put it on the front windowsill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When life gives you pineapples, you make a piña colada

No piña colada fans?

I’m not into yoga

Or getting caught in the rain..?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Pineapple upside down cake.

Pina colada

Cover in brown sugar and bake

Dry out for hamster snacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When life gives you pineapples, you make a piña colada

No piña colada fans?

I’m not into yoga

Damn I thought you’d look great in the sphinx pose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely NOT put it on a frikkin pizza

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"What are you going to do with it?

Cut it up add some carnation and eat the peices .

And put some on pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely NOT put it on a frikkin pizza"

I'm putting it on a pizza, then I'm picking it off while it's hotter than lava and leaving it on the side to cool before eating itn

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Post it to my mate who eats them with spoon

Would you wrap it up, or just write the address on the skin? "

I'd bubble wrap it up,gotta look out for the posties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a pineapple and chilli sauce

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Skip all the way home with it whilst singing the Lilt song.

Totally tropical

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"When life gives you pineapples, you make a piña colada

No piña colada fans?

I’m not into yoga

Or getting caught in the rain..?

Only a couple of hours to wait

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Eat it quick before it dissolves the proteins in my tongue

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Post it to my mate who eats them with spoon

Would you wrap it up, or just write the address on the skin? "

Tie a label on it, surely.

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By *ent1000Man
over a year ago

swanley

Gifted a pineapple in the past it’s meant... fresh pina coladas please

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By *ent1000Man
over a year ago

swanley

Accompanied by a song I’ve got the rain

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Thank them for the new fleshlight

Sounds like it might sting a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When life gives you pineapples, you make a piña colada

No piña colada fans?

I’m not into yoga

Or getting caught in the rain..?

Only a couple of hours to wait

You like the taste of champagne? If I could write to you we could escape...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Eat it. Pineapple is great... Unless it's been used as a sex toy...

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Love some pineapple salsa

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By *hinyRavensWingMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Eat it! I had a gf once that loved swore my cum tasted yummy because I ate pineapple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll stick it on a pizza, just to annoy the haters

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

Blend it with some coconut milk, lots of rum and ice

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Cut that bad boy up and eat it of course.. do love pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blend it with some coconut milk, lots of rum and ice

Oh yes pleeeaazze

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By *entleman.kMan
over a year ago

close by

Get out the extra mature cheddar and have cheese and pineapple chunks, heaven.

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By *romageFraiseWoman
over a year ago

London

"What are you going to do with it?

Turn it upside down and place in front room window, ontop of my inflatable flamingo

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Liquidise it and add rum.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Smoothie or just eat it, also take the crown off and try and grown it. My friend said it’s possible. I’m thinking he’s full of shit because after a year of trying I still have no pineapple tree growing.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it on the windowsill and let all passers by know I'm gagging for it.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Put it on the windowsill and let all passers by know I'm gagging for it."
Doesn't work, I got beat up after walking into, what I thought, was a swingers party with a load of them in the window sill, I'm now banned from every greengrocers in a 100 mile radius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoothie or just eat it, also take the crown off and try and grown it. My friend said it’s possible. I’m thinking he’s full of shit because after a year of trying I still have no pineapple tree growing.

The mr "

Yeah I tried it once, didn’t work

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Make an upside down cake

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The mr

Yeah I tried it once, didn’t work

Not all of them you can grow, some supermarkets take the middle of the crown out to make it last longer, they’ll just die straight away, to be fair everytime we buy a pineapple I try, but half the time I forget about it and find mush in a cup of water a month later

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I plant it in the front garden upside down?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Eat it!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Get out the extra mature cheddar and have cheese and pineapple chunks, heaven."

I hope you make a full on hedgehog with those

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Pineapple skeet shooting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s it enough to make sweet and sour ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you going to do with it?

Make pina colada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slice it thin and put it on my bacon and egg toastie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slice it thin and put it on my bacon and egg toastie."

You could slice it to shape of warburtons thins

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