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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You've been found guilty of committing numerous atrocious crimes, you are given the death penalty and you're asked to choose your last meal, it can be anything you want. What do you have for your last meal?

For me, I'd take a bowl of Fugu prepared by a d*unk hobo

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Chicken flavoured super noodles

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Steak n chips from mum for building her new greenhouse and sorting out the plants

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

A Fray Bentos pie and some super noodles.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Dick

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'd be all the fish.

Seafood chowder

Smoked salmon with lemon and cracked black pepper and granary bread.

A nice creamy vanilla ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dick "

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big mac

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

A selection of favourites from my favourite Chinese place down the road

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big mac"

I can picture you devouring a big Mac in seconds and get Mac sauce all over your mouth and cheeks

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I have this all picked out.

Starter - antipasto. Good meats and cheeses.

Main - ribeye and mash.

Dessert - Apple pie and custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big mac

I can picture you devouring a big Mac in seconds and get Mac sauce all over your mouth and cheeks "

Have you been watching me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anstruther fish and chips followed by Luca's ice cream topped with hot fudge sauce x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I have this all picked out.

Starter - antipasto. Good meats and cheeses.

Main - ribeye and mash.

Dessert - Apple pie and custard. "

Are you planning something or are waiting to be found out......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big mac

I can picture you devouring a big Mac in seconds and get Mac sauce all over your mouth and cheeks

Have you been watching me?"

How do you think your lost your toy?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I have this all picked out.

Starter - antipasto. Good meats and cheeses.

Main - ribeye and mash.

Dessert - Apple pie and custard.

Are you planning something or are waiting to be found out...... "

No comment your honour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big mac

I can picture you devouring a big Mac in seconds and get Mac sauce all over your mouth and cheeks

Have you been watching me?

How do you think your lost your toy? "

Hey give that back, my showers are less fun now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big mac

I can picture you devouring a big Mac in seconds and get Mac sauce all over your mouth and cheeks

Have you been watching me?

How do you think your lost your toy?

Hey give that back, my showers are less fun now. "

Pour some rum down the drain when you take a shower next and you might be able to coax me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC Bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

GT Bombay Sapphire over ice Lime.

Moules Marinere

Ribeye Merlot French bottle

Dark chocolate Mousse

Old fashioned and a Marlboro Red.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

A 10 plate platter of all the super rich foods which disagree with my digestion, for a last laugh when my sphincter relaxes on my demise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"You've been found guilty of committing numerous atrocious crimes, you are given the death penalty and you're asked to choose your last meal, it can be anything you want. What do you have for your last meal?

For me, I'd take a bowl of Fugu prepared by a d*unk hobo "

I would do the same…. I’m going out on my terms!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The husbands homemade chicken, honey & mustard pie

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've been found guilty of committing numerous atrocious crimes, you are given the death penalty and you're asked to choose your last meal, it can be anything you want. What do you have for your last meal?

For me, I'd take a bowl of Fugu prepared by a d*unk hobo

I would do the same…. I’m going out on my terms!!!!"

Ayy you get it!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Ham and cheese and onion crisp sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly caught minge with a side of showered bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter and jam sandwich. I'm allergic to nuts.

I'll take my own way out.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"A 10 plate platter of all the super rich foods which disagree with my digestion, for a last laugh when my sphincter relaxes on my demise "

I like it classy, you get the last laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal "

Didn't think it was a test. I laughed when I first read it but did not feel the need to comment

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm not cooking so that will do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal

Didn't think it was a test. I laughed when I first read it but did not feel the need to comment"

No wasn't a test, just bored and killing time until I get paid after midnight, was curious to see if anyone would get it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal

Didn't think it was a test. I laughed when I first read it but did not feel the need to comment

No wasn't a test, just bored and killing time until I get paid after midnight, was curious to see if anyone would get it though"

I got it. It was the idea of the d*unk hobo preparing it made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal

Didn't think it was a test. I laughed when I first read it but did not feel the need to comment

No wasn't a test, just bored and killing time until I get paid after midnight, was curious to see if anyone would get it though

I got it. It was the idea of the d*unk hobo preparing it made me laugh"

Well I wanna make sure it's prepared in the worst way possible don't I

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Oh just a small salad for me, those gowns leave nothing to the imagination and I’d probably be on tv

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A bottle of Jamesons

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Just some doughnuts would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a portion of nooky fruit. It only produces fruit every 50 years so might have to wait quite a while....

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I'd like a portion of nooky fruit. It only produces fruit every 50 years so might have to wait quite a while...."

Sounds like the kind of nooky I get

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Roast lamb dinner and crumble and custard..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a portion of nooky fruit. It only produces fruit every 50 years so might have to wait quite a while....

Sounds like the kind of nooky I get "

I feel your pain. Tastes better than pineapple apparently...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal "

What, pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal

What, pussy?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Carbonara and cheesy garlic bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 Avocado maki with wasabi, pickled ginger and soy sauce .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roast lamb dinner and crumble and custard.."

I like it but what type of crumble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak Diane with pommes frites & green beans, followed by sticky toffee pud

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester


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"You've been found guilty of committing numerous atrocious crimes, you are given the death penalty and you're asked to choose your last meal, it can be anything you want. What do you have for your last meal"

"

Being pragmatic, I'd probably rationalise the following.

1. With an impending execution, I doubt I'd feel hungry.

2. The mean itself is not going to do me much good, in terms of preventing me starving to death. So it does feel kind of superfluous doesn't it ?

3. As I am condemned to death, the meal is wasted on me, and there are plenty of other people (not condemned to death) who deserve it more than me, so help them.

4. Some poor sod will probably have to cut me open for an autopsy. Do they really need experience 5 gallons of ice-cream and bits of steak swilling about my intestines ? Probably not. Yeah, I'll skip for their sake, if nothing else.

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